I've been writing stories since I first picked up a pencil, but only started fanfiction for a couple of years. I used to have write under another account, but had to take a break due to some personal problems.

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have. Spend it wisely.

note: After a godknowshowlong hiatus, I think I'm ready to start writing again=)

Oh...Your still here? (SMILES) OKAY!!

Like me? hate me? (although I hope not) need to vent? say hi? I don't care. Don't be afraid to message me.

NOTE: Although I do not favorite as much as I should, I do like a lot of people's stuff. So, if I haven't reviewed or anything, chances are I still like you. Not that anyone cares. (is sad)

I like anything (het, yaoi, yuri, gen, mpreg, incest(not VERY often though). I really don't care as long as it is well written.

-(over heard at my school)

Teacher: Okay, what about you. Let's hear your example of a species introduced to control another species that didn't work.

Guy: Well in Gotham City, the Batman was introduced to control the Joker but that didn't work because he just went around killing people and.. yeah I didn't do my homework.

-(Also overheard at my school)

Guitar: "Yeah, and today we're doing the chord testing thing, so everybody.. wait.. Who's playing Jaws?"

-(more stuff overheard at my school. There is a lot of stuff that goes on!)

Guy 1: you tried to pierce your own nipple?
Guy 2: yeah but the safety pin only went half in, and now its black
Guy 1: so it would hurt really bad if I did this
grabs nipple and twists it
Guy 2:(longest line of obscenities I have EVER heard)

Person in hallway: "I'M SUBCONSCIOUSLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!"

Guy 1: Man, I just spent fifty dollars today.
Guy 2: Already? What did you spend it on?
Guy 1: A quarter.
Guy 2: ..You spent fifty dollars on a quarter. -imitates the guy-
"Oh, this is an exceptionally shiny quarter! I think I'll pay fifty dollars for it!"