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"I can't believe you did that in front of EVERYONE!" Edward yelled inside of Roy's car.

"It was only in front of a few people, Fullmetal," Roy calmly insisted, continuing his driving. "You're making a big deal out of nothing."

The young alchemist stubbornly looked the other way, blushing, and giving a childish pout. "I just wish you'd listen to me every now and then."

Ed's face was visible in the car mirror, and Roy could have squealed and hugged the cat boy to death any second. The blonde was already cute enough, but with the cat ears and tail, he was just too adorable.

"We're here."

Edward poked his head around the passenger seat to get a good look at the Colonel's house. It was very dark outside because of the time, but he could tell, even with the darkness, that the house was huge.

"A…A mansion! ?" the blonde said, completely shocked.

"Yea…nothing special," Roy mumbled, as if everyone in Central had a mansion for a home.

They drove into the driveway, and Roy opened the car door, stepping out.

"C'mon, Fullmetal. There's nothing in there that's going to kill you."

Edward reluctantly stepped out of the car, slightly uncomfortable from the large mansion.

What the hell is with that huge thing! ? Edward yelled in his mind. I mean, he's only oneperson!

"Fullmetal, hurry up!" The raven-haired man yelled from in front of his door. He had already walked to his front door while the blonde was lost in his own thought. "Don't make me come over there and carry you again!"

Edward blushed at the embarrassing thought of the Colonel carrying him, so he rushed over to the door.

Roy smirked at the young alchemist's cute reaction, and unlocked the door with his already-out key.

Inside of the mansion wasn't that big. It actually looked like a regular home. But there was a huge flight of stairs that ruined the "regular home," theme.

Roy gave a fake cough, breaking Ed out of his awed state.

"I'll order for takeout, Fullmetal," Roy said as he walked to the telephone in the kitchen.

"Sure…" Edward sat down on the couch, sighing. This day had become longer than he wanted it to be. He tried to just lie back and relax, but he was in the Colonel's HOME! How the hell was he able to take this in? !

Ed looked around the room he was in, and for the first time he realized that Roy's living room was really messy. There were clothes and magazines sprawled all over the place, and some other unidentical objects on the floor. He was about to close his eyes for a second, when something caught the corner of his eye. There was something on the floor that was round, fuzzy, soft, and pink. It was a yarn ball.

The blonde cat boy got up from the couch and pawed at the yarn ball lightly. It rolled to side slightly, a small string of yarn trailing its path. Edward gave a small laugh. Seeing the string trail from the yarn was oddly amusing. He pawed at it again, making the trail of yarn-string longer. He gave another laugh, slightly louder with before. He kept pawing at the yarn more and more until he got impatient and started throwing the ball of yarn in the air, the originally short-string of yarn, now longer, flying all around the room.

"Fullmetal, I ordered for pizza so I hope that's ok…" Roy trailed off as he walked into the room, seeing what his blonde guest was up to.

Edward had gotten himself covered with a long string of yarn, wrapped loosely around his clothes and skin.

"S-Sorry, Colonel…" the yarn-covered boy turned the other way, trying to hide his heavily-blushing face.

The raven-haired man silently walked up to the blonde cat boy, staring at him. But not because he was angry. He just couldn't get over how CUTE Fullmetal looked!

Instead of yelling at the young alchemist, he just patted Edward's head, letting the cat ears on his head be pushed down.

"H-Hey...Colonel?" Edward was a little confused. The Colonel he knew would have yelled at him. Why is it that he so nice all of a sudden?

"Don't worry about it, Ed. its okay" the raven-haired man assured. Edward nodded his head, but suddenly blushed, realizing that the Colonel had called him by his first name, not his state alchemist title. And a shorter version of it, too. Wow!

Roy let his hand slip away from the blonde's head, his ears going back to their original state. He let out a small chuckle, noticing Edward's blushing face.

"W-W-What's so funny, you bastard?" Edward jumped up and stared at his superior stubbornly.

"Nothing, nothing." Roy tapped the blonde's nose playfully. "It's just that you look so darn cute like that, Edward~"

"C-Cute? No way!" Ed blushed more deeply, never expecting to hear the word "cute" and his name in the same sentence. Especially coming from the Colonel.

Out of the blue, the doorbell rang that ringed in Ed's ears. Now that he had twice the hearing, and with this big house making the sound echo, that doorbell will always keep him awake.

"Oh, look. Pizza's here!" Edward pulled the yarn off of him and started to run to the door excitedly, eager to get his hands on the cheesy goodness, but before he could get even a few feet close, he was pulled back by his tail.

The blonde cat boy yelped, and looked back to see Roy holding his tail, grinning evilly.

"What the hell, Mustang? !" Edward shrieked, aggravated by being held up by his host. "That hurt, damn you!"

"Exactly." Roy walked up to the blonde, flicking his forehead. "Idiot, you can't go out looking like that."

He pulled at Ed's ears, making him give another shriek.

"S-Stop that!" Ed swatted Roy's hand away, his face blushing again. "I get it, okay? !"

"Hmph, good…" Roy suddenly got closer to the young blonde, their faces just centimeters apart. "…Cause if you didn't, I would have to punish you."

"W-What the hell do you mean? !" Edward tried to step back, but he was lost in Roy's onyx eyes. He never realized how…mesmerizing his eyes were.

Roy gave another small chuckle, much to the blonde's dislike, and went to go answer the door.

After finally coming back to earth, Edward shook his head quickly to get any good thoughts of the raven-haired man out of his head, annoyed at how Roy just played with him like that. Forget everything I said about him being nice or mesmerizing! ! He screamed in his mind.

After dinner, Ed decided to read one of the books that Roy had lying around. Literally. Most of the shelves' books were on the floor. He just lied on the couch, his feet resting on a pillow, and his head on the arm-rest. His cat ears twitched every now and then, showing a sign of surprise or excitement. The Colonel started to head upstairs, before staring at the young alchemist once more to savor his cuteness for just one more second.

"Oh, Ed," Roy said, walking up to the cat boy. Edward's cat ears perked up, realizing that his name was called.

He turned his head to face Roy. "Yea?"

Roy suddenly got close to the young alchemist's face again, their lips just barely apart.

"You're just so adorable you know that, Shorty?" Roy smirked.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDJE-?" Edward jumped up and started to rant on the "Shorty" comment, but before he could finish his sentence, Roy had taken advantage of his open mouth and claimed his lips.

Edward's eyes widened, his face blushing heavily. Roy then snaked a hand up the young alchemist's shirt, gently skimming over a soft nipple. Edward gasped in the kiss, only giving Roy the opportunity the slip his tongue into the his mouth. Edward didn't move once as Roy explored every inch of his mouth, tasting the wonderful taste. When air became a must, he pulled away, looking Edward in the eye.

"Well, Fullmetal?" Roy purred teasingly in Edward's ear. "What do you say now?"

He smirked seeing Edward's blushing face, and patted his head. "Your room is upstairs. Second door on your right."

Ed nodded silently, before racing up the stairs, his tail flailing behind him.

The older man chuckled. "He didn't even kiss me back…" He sighed. "Oh well. But soon, Edward" He looked up at stairs. "Soon, you will realize…that you belong to me."

ITS SHORT I KNOW. But Chapter 3 is in the making, so be patient! Review~