Midlife Fat Cat in the Greater Charlotte, NC metro area who has lived in five US states, and London.

Deep down inside I am a little black cat with a heart of darkness. I do not trust easily, and I am fickle.

I write reviews, and bad poetry. I have almost stopped writing reviews for people who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, then and than, accept and except, blond and blonde, and a host of similar irritants. I can barely tolerate reading your stories, except for the rare few of you with incredibly interesting original ideas, or a wicked good sense of humour. I also despise people who endlessly repeat themselves with ridiculous descriptions of Hermione; huffing, cinnamon eyes, luxurious smooth brown curls, etcetera, etcetera.

Thanks to Gideon for the name inspiration. I hope Kenya, or wherever you are now, is treating you well, and I still walk like a Queen.