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Joined Sep 11, 2016, id: 8259659
Author has written 11 stories for Sherlock, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, and John Wick.
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We could be heroes reviews
Harry's hero complex isn't a new thing. He makes his first friend long before Hogwarts while saving him from Dinky Duddums. (Pre-series)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: Mar 21, 2020 - Published: Apr 8, 2017 - Harry P., OC
Noctilucent reviews
Is he cursed? It seems like no matter what Wick does, he can't seem to shake off the shadow his past casts over his life. Always a fight, always corpses littered around him. And now he has his own little shadow, Harry, a boy with a cursed luck of his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & John Wick - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 986 - Updated: Aug 17, 2018 - Published: Jan 7, 2017 - Harry P.
Let's break the walls between us reviews
Harry isn't exactly unused to voices in his head. With the visions he's been having and his scar hurting it shouldn't really surprise him to hear things. It isn't particularly bad either, it's not like the basilisk he would hear slithering around Hogwarts saying 'Kill' but it's still weird. He just wishes he knew why the hell the voice was so pissed off with this J K Rowling bint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 218 - Updated: Aug 11, 2018 - Published: Nov 5, 2016 - Harry P.
The Dark Lord is dead, long live the Dark Lord reviews
In which Voldemort died on that fateful day of Halloween, 1981. If only Dumbledore would believe it and stop bothering Severus about it all. And now he's dragged Harry bloody Potter into it all, wonderful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Published: Apr 20, 2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.
Thicker than blood reviews
In which Harry wants loyalty better than what Ron and Hermione are willing to give him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: Apr 20, 2018 - Harry P.
Wizard mills reviews
In which Harry becomes obsessed with bloodlines, because: Inbreeding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: Jul 2, 2017 - Harry P.
The Willing Changeling reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a boy who wished himself away.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 459 - Updated: Jul 1, 2017 - Published: May 1, 2017 - Jareth, Harry P.
Read the fine print reviews
The Woman had told her she would be able to feel again. She hadn't told her that she would be sending her to the world of Harry Potter in the body of an inbred bigot that housed with even more inbred bigots, in a time of war and dial-up internet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: Oct 22, 2016 - Published: Oct 5, 2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., OC
Ah music! reviews
Dumbledore wasn't just being his usual eccentric self at the First year feast. Music is a magic in and of itself and Harry Potter is setting out to learn it. (CoS AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: Oct 8, 2016 - Harry P.
Blink and you'll miss it reviews
She moved into the townhouse with low expectations. Moving always made her sad, it's why she didn't do it often. She'd gone from her parents' house to her shared flat during Uni and then stayed there until now. So, pretty low expectations from 221B. It was a house but not a home. But she didn't expect it to be a madhouse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Sep 24, 2016 - Published: Sep 17, 2016 - Sherlock H., John W., OC, Mary M.
Run reviews
Harry thought that they wouldn't do anything now, now that he knew he had magic, now that they had seen what people would do if they tried to stop him. He thought they would put up with him; after all, he would only be there for a little while, a few weeks before going off for months and months. He was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: Sep 17, 2016 - Harry P.