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Author has written 59 stories for Harry Potter.

Noir L. Canuto

I am mostly able to update during school breaks, but I've been using those more and more to see my partner, and less and less to write.

I intend to complete all the uncompleted stories people care about eventually. I'm grateful for every kick in the pants and every ounce of patience. I'm terrified of being disappointing but understand as well that nothing is less satisfying than producing nothing at all.

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I have two cats, two siblings, too much oolong tea and very little direction.

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Come A Little Closer by JerichosRiot reviews
It's been two years since the Dark Lord was killed. And two years since Draco Malfoy was brutally murdered at his hands; not that Hermione Granger is counting. So, when she finds an impossible someone locked away in the abandoned Malfoy Manor, will she come to learn who Draco Malfoy really was?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,931 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draft of Living Death by Maloreiy reviews
The Malfoy family is not pleased with the announcement of a Marriage Law, but they are determined to get the best out of it, of course. And the best is clearly Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, would rather die. (Overall Winner of the 'Something Worth Fighting For' competition and also winner of Best Angst, Best Dark, Judges' Favorite, and Fan Favorite.) S&R:CRW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
25 steps to Happiness by D.Would reviews
UA - 25 drabbles pour Noël. Une histoire entre Blaise et Théodore en 25 micro épisodes. Je vous souhaite d'agréables fêtes !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Blaise Z., Theodore N.] - Complete
Monomyth by natida
Barty's father never looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
The Luckiest Day by firefly81 reviews
Draco was sick of listening to his best friend moon over Granger. So he decided to give him a little... help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M. - Complete
Silly Muggle Pseudoscience by Ally147 reviews
"All very well and crazy, Professor," Theo said in a slow drawl, "but what do Granger's odd academic proclivities have to do with me?" Hermione/Theo, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Interhouse Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Minerva M. - Complete
A Crack in the Mirror by Caught Ink Handed reviews
Andromeda Tonks has lost more than most as a result of the war. But she is forced to look that fact in the face every day in the mirror. Very introspective piece. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Four Days by digitalmonster911 reviews
An expansion of my one-shot Silent. Who is Theodore Nott? And why is he always so quiet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Ulysses by Savva reviews
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger. AU, mild sexual situations, a lot of profanity and a touch of angst. Was written for HPRareFest. Huge thank you to my beta krazyredhead0317.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Wood by sonsofmogh reviews
Marcus Flint, the infamous Super Seventh Captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team, blames repeating his final year at Hogwarts on Oliver Wood. How, you might ask? Well, wouldn't you like to know?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Draco's Last Important Task by amorettehd reviews
Being a virgin in Eighth Year is just not okay. But finding someone to have sex with is harder than Draco had imagined. Credit to g bowneyes for plotting it out with me! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Gregory G. - Complete
These Mountain Feelings by ravengal reviews
In Dragonshy, what happened that we never saw? Complications in the present cause Applejack to look back fondly on the day that she helped Fluttershy up the mountain... which, in turn, only creates more complications. Oh, dear. AppleShy. Tiny bit of CheeriMac.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Applejack, Fluttershy]
Black by yeaka
Ginny and Pansy steal a moment away. (Ficlet. PPGW, femslash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Pansy P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lens by yeaka reviews
Draco sees a new side of Neville. (Vignette. NLDM, slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Hunny by Opposites reviews
"But if someone gives me a reason to trust them... there's nothing wrong with having another friend." Harry whispered to Hermione. Because life never stopped continuing. Inspired by Winnie the Pooh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Those of Great Ambition by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
A collection of drabbles centring around the Slytherins in Harry's year. New: Theodore despises working in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Theodore N., Nott
Mistake, Or Fate? by Nomadic Nature Nymph reviews
Set during OOTP. Members of the Inquisitorial Squad now supervise all classes. For Draco, this rule is a drag. What happens when one day supervising Fourth Year Potions, Loony Lovegood and Amortentia change everything? One chapter left!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,614 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Red and Gold Lace by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Obviously I hadn't noticed Malfoy sitting in the armchair. If I had noticed him, I would have waited until I was in the bathroom to begin undressing. PERMANENT HIATUS. WILL NOT BE COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Things Better Left Unsaid by Aima D. Duragon reviews
When Albus gets on the wrong side of the Slytherin Quidditch team, Scorpius and his friends decide to take matters into their own hands. And as the saying goes, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Green Skies, Blue Grass by DistractionPie reviews
A collection of moments: smiles, tears and anger. The lives of two Hufflepuffs. Zacharias/Justin slash. A mixture of prompts, requests and random ideas from a variety of genres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Justin F., Zacharias S.
My Almost by confuzed reviews
Draco is unexpectedly stuck in Hermione's presence for a while after the war. Many things have changed and they find with their sudden companionship comes an almost friendship, which is unnerving because of what their almost relationship could turn into.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,776 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hopeless by Cartel reviews
Albus is sitting alone 'til someone joins him, and that someone isn't sure what has him so upset. Slightly angsty, but overall probably pure fluff. Far grander than I'm making it out to be, I don't really have a way with summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Petunia's Choice by Mrs. SRE Snape reviews
Petunia Evans was tired of being left in her sisters shadow, so she decided to make some changes. Changes that will forever alter the course of her life. Will it be for the good or will it only make her life abundently more complacated? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ridiculously Short and Unimportant Messages by Zee C reviews
This story takes place post-Battle and is told through letters, notes and the occasional newspaper article. Draco's in love with Hermione and tries to woo her. Lots of little banters between the two
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Skeletons and Monuments by Karinae reviews
It was simple- he was a Potter. Potters hate Malfoys. They were everything his family stood against and so despite the fact that the blonde never did anything, Albus hated him. But if things were that simple, why didn't Malfoy hate him back? Slash ASPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,445 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Conversation by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
"What if I told you that you were the girl I had that dream about?" "I probably wouldn't believe you." "What if I snog you right now?" This conversation doesn't go exactly how Rose thought it would...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Summer Morning by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Al Potter woke up to the perfect summer morning with no intention to let anything change it. Scorpius/Al oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 7,413 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Werewolf by Snapou Black reviews
Il était seul et normal. Il était entouré mais plus tout à fait normal. Il ignorait que dire, que faire. Il ignorait comment serait sa mort. Il ignorait tout pour la première fois de sa vie : et ça l'effrayait.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Theodore N., Zacharias S., Remus L. - Complete
lolz by Poetryfreak173 reviews
lolz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Justin F., Winky
The Ugly Duckling by Alcoholic Semen Thrower reviews
Never having been read a fairytale, Harry asks Molly to read 'The Ugly Duckling' to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Details in the Fabric by confuzed reviews
Draco has one last thing he has to do before he officially joins the deatheaters, and it involves Hermione. All is fair in love and war, but no one ever said that fair wasn't cruel as well. Dramione Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
There is Little Danger by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Bruce and Clark are trapped in an elevator on New Year's Eve. What happens when the clock strikes midnight? SLASH, fluff.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Sailing away with Scorose! by over-rehearsed reviews
A five-step parody on how to write the best Scorose fanfiction out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
to fall by cigarettes 'n' sidewalks reviews
they are phoenixes, but they won't rise from the ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Ferret Boy and the Mouthy Little Brat by Ash Light reviews
"He won't miss her, of course; it's only out exhaustion from his mother's nagging that he even puts up with the child after all. And she's only a little girl." Snippets of Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass surviving alongside each other. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G.
An Afternoon in Diagon Alley by starry-oblivion reviews
While shopping for school supplies for her children, Hermione stumbles across her former roommate, and makes a surprising revelation over twenty years after the fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Of Love, Fate and Snowball Fights by SS-HPFC reviews
Scorpius wants to get Rose Weasley to notice him so he does it the only way a 14-year old knows how. He throws a snowball at her. For Dramione Lurver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Mistletoe and Whine by DrarryForever-x reviews
A fluffy Christmas one-shot complete with snowball fights and kisses under the mistletoe. What more could you ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Someone Who Understands by XxXxDreamerxXxX reviews
Rose comes to the Three Broomsticks on a snowy day, wanting to be alone. But of course, she finds Scorpius Malfoy there. Rose/Scorpius one shot. Written for the '3 songs iPod Shuffle' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unexpected by lynxzpanther reviews
Scorpius Malfoy looks almost the exact same as his father, so the world can't help but be a little surprised when, well, he keeps surprising them. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Treading the Line by verymuchalive reviews
"A month or so later, he began to speak of Dean in the past tense, when he spoke of him at all." Seamus's thoughts through Deathly Hallows, in which he wonders just when optimism becomes stupidity. Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Sins of the Father by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Every year, Draco Malfoy visits a Muggle cemetery. This year, Hermione finds out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cherry Tree by Headlock reviews
Rose and Scorpius both really like cherries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
And fate works in funny ways sometimes by over-rehearsed reviews
Hey Rose, do you believe in happy endings?- Scorrose- freeverse- for Jenny & others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dreams by savelyta reviews
Arthur dreams. He dreams of strange, very strange things he cannot fathom. Warning: pre-slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Well Kept Secret by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
A short Seamus/Dean drabble just before the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Fire by BellaPur reviews
Writing challenge #13 xoxLewrahxox's forum. Prompt "Elements" The last time Theodore Nott ever saw his Mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Theodore N. - Complete
This Changes Things by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
Ron and Hermione get a letter from their daughter, Rose, who has just gone off to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Something to Talk About by SKLBug210 reviews
When Rose overhears some girls gossiping it opens up some questions about the nature of her friendship with Scorpius Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hogwarts PreSchool by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/“The name Hogwarts do not sound per-pret-presi-honored. It sound like a yucky flu that makes your hair fall out.” Draco’s response sent both his parents into fits of laughter."/ Draco and the other characters are in preschool! AU DMHG, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stupid tie by ChocolateLocks reviews
The problems that come with different houses, and different ties... I know terrible description :O But read anyway . One shot :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
He loves my hair by The.Malfoy.Rose reviews
Blaise loves Daphne s hair. He tells her this. She accidently speaks her mind. "Did I say that out loud?" "Yes." REVIEWS ARE LOVELY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Blaise Z., Daphne G.
Do You Hate Me Daddy? by Nabakza reviews
Rose is always afraid that her actions will cause her Father to stop loving her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Crossed Lines by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
There are some lines that should never be crossed"-- Ron Weasley is very firm about that certain philosophy. But Rose Weasley is a stubborn little thing, and as for Scorpius Malfoy, the apple never falls far from the tree… RoseXScorpius, R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Don't Just Let it Be by Radical.2 reviews
"Where are your shoes?" "Taken by the nargles, I suppose," shrugs Luna. "But your feet," Goyle presses, "What if you step on a rock or something, doesn't it hurt?" "You get used to it. Perhaps a gnome will bite one of them and cure them."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Gregory G., Luna L. - Complete
Lupin love by cressey reviews
Remus got up to join james, just for Sirius to catch his hand. That lazy smile was there as his eyes took in the boy. "Love you too, pansy boy," He smiles, Remus almost died of shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
more paper less human by cressey reviews
Prompt: Write a 100 or 500 word drabble where you character is thinking about the one they love/adore/admire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered by Love2Love reviews
It all started because Blaise wouldn't stop staring at Theodore. It continued because even after Theodore found out why, he had no bloody idea what to do, which somehow made it hurt more than not knowing. But how does it all end? Three part BZTN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,327 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Tail Changes Everything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stormy Nights by queroro reviews
Hermione Granger is afraid of storms. Now the Head Girl and has to share a dorm with Draco Malfoy, it seems she has no choice but to seek comfort from the weather in his companion. She finds that this isn't very hard to do. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,152 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Body of a Flame by Odyle reviews
Prim goes to the Hob and comes back with a crush.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Prim E., Darius - Complete
A Very Potter Parody by MaskedxKunoichi reviews
Parodies of popular songs starring our favorite characters. Inspired by A Very Potter Musical. ch.1 'You belong with me'-Quirrelmort. UPDATE: ch.2 'Baby'-Umbridge/Dumbledore "And I was like, Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why? Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort
Overdue by Kimmeth reviews
Madame Pince looks over her books and reflects. Very short one-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - I. Pince - Complete
Too Late by saarraahhxxx reviews
If only she would have opened her eyes, maybe she would have noticed him. He could have saved her. Lavender/Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Lavender B., Seamus F. - Complete
This Bird, Too, Has Flown by ThisBirdTooHasFlown reviews
Kicked out of the Slytherin Common Room after being blamed for their Quidditch defeat, Draco wanders the halls of Hogwarts, miserable. He stumbles upon Granger crying and, albeit reluctantly, finds himself stopping to comfort her. Set in book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fooling Victoire by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
All the times that Teddy Lupin tried to fool Victoire Weasley. A Teddy/Victoire love story... just without Teddy most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Professor's Work is Never Done by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
A series of conversations between Neville, Scorpius and Rose discussing the relationship between the two students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Neville L., Rose W. - Complete
Broom Cupboard Normality by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
After an unpleasant Defense Against the Dark Arts class in their seventh year, Neville and Hannah hide in a broom cupboard. Naturally clumsiness and romance ensue. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
French Frenzies by londongrammar reviews
'With their berets, onion wreaths and ghastly accents, the French were what scared Death Eaters the most. In their nightmares they would take them for bike rides and make them eat escargot.' My first parody, written for the Phobias challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bellatrix L., Yaxley - Complete
The Chess Game by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
Scorpius and Rose engage in an innocent game of chess one night, and it quickly becomes a daily occurance. As they move their pieces across the board, just who will emerge the winner in the much bigger game the two of them are playing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Evidence by insaneprincess reviews
Draco/Hermione. A collection of drabbles, witnessing the D/Hr relationship through a different character's eyes each chapter. Each chapter is a different character, different moment, different version of D/Hr. Angst, humour, drama, friendship, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drabble Me This by Minor Catastrophe reviews
Random pairings. Random situations. 100 words each. For Mystii's 30 Drabbles in 30 Days challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Only the Beginning by Violet Wild reviews
The scene on the train in Sorcerer's Stone when Harry and Draco first meet, told from Draco's point of view. Includes background about what Draco's childhood may have been like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
but you are the greatest thing about me by JacksonFrost reviews
And it's kisses in closets, lingering touches, and all sorts of beautiful stolen moments. -BlaiseParvati.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Blaise Z., Parvati P. - Complete
Slytherin's Secret by the.woods reviews
Someone was ranting about Mudbloods and blood traitors in the Slytherin common room, again. Theodore/Hermione. Blaise, Pansy, Draco, Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Theodore N., Hermione G.
Differences by Lilmissxx reviews
"...What makes you think I'd be any different?" Hermione stared at Draco, his eyes filled with anguish. She cupped his cheek, running her fingers along his face before whispering her reply. DMHG Drabble about believing somebody can be different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone in This Bed by fuckingbrianaman reviews
"Shay, promise me. Promise me you'll stay and fight. Kick their sorry arses." A depressing trip through Seamus's mind while Dean is in hiding during Deathly Hallows. Rated for Shay's awful mouth. Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Change of Routine by Kazlene la Suicine reviews
Percy does the same thing every day, nothing in his life changes until Audrey decides to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Sweater by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Oh, clumsy Albus Potter... he's always doing something to somehow ruin Rose's day... like making her robes catch fire and forcing her to wear Scorpius Malfoy's sweater for the rest of the day... Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Appointment by BurningSky reviews
Regular like clockwork Marcus Flint found Oliver Wood for one of the weekly beatings he dished out on the Gryffindor, who teasingly suggests the Slytherin has an ulterior motive - Story is better than the summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Where did Lily come from? by Severus my hero reviews
Albus asks his brother James where his little sister came from and the children come to some very interesting conclusions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
Finders Keepers by Katamabob reviews
A first meeting on the Hogwarts Express. A tale of zucchinis and orange-scented soap. Andromeda Black/Ted Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Perfect Record by lydiamaartin reviews
By the time he was eighteen years old, Scorpius Malfoy had kissed all the Weasley girls in his generation. The last one he kissed, he married. - Scorpius-centric
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
The Unknown by mackgirl reviews
Dean and Seamus each ask for a favor... just in case they don't make it out alive. Written for the Hogwarts Online daily prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Hufflepuffs by Snapesservant reviews
Severus expects to pass by the little girl on the street, but something makes him reconsider. Is there a little Hufflepuff inside all of us, even Severus Snape? Dedicated to all you Huffies out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Severus S., Hannah A. - Complete
Talk Like a Pirate Day by beautiful innuendo reviews
What happens when Hermione's twenty fifth birthday is ignored by Harry and Ron in favor of Talk Like a Pirate Day? Draco Malfoy happens. ONE SHOT HG/DM COMPLETE, NOT A CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected Friendship by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy meet on the Hogwarts Express for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Namesakes by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Albus Severus and Lily Luna Potter are nothing like Severus expected them to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Rose by any other name by Sitting Pretty Still reviews
Rose Weasley is off to Hogwarts, and knows she'll take to it like a duck to water. But how well can she cope when a chance meeting with Scorpius Malfoy means that she'll fly in the face of expectation? Rated M for language, violence and range of opinions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,574 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
As The Librarian Sleeps by MissPennyLockhart reviews
Studying in the library late one winter night, Hermione finds herself staring at a hardworking Theodore Nott. What happens when the tall, quiet Slytherin boy catches her staring?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Of Her and Them by NarglesInTheMistletoe reviews
Neville struggles with the love that could have been. Reposted from one of my older fictions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Neville L.
Speak soft by ohpoppycock reviews
When Neville stays late in the green house, he gets an unexpected visitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Luna L., Neville L.
Kissing in the Rain by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
"Talk to her!" Gideon urged. "Or better yet, kiss the poor girl! Godric knows you could use a good snog!" said Fabian. Molly/Arthur ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Whispers by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
Lavender smiled. "Why are you whispering?" "Because I don't want to hurt you." Oneshot! Dedicated to A Scarlet Rebel because she's awesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Lavender B., Seamus F. - Complete
Comprehension by BirdG reviews
Hermione and Draco reflect on the relationship between Rose and Scorpius. Not D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
bear with a bad head by cressey reviews
He swore ferociously, kicking at the rotten wood with his right foot and lost his balance. His handsome, strong proud persona was crumbling as he almost broke down. Nothing seemed to be going right. His best friend in the whole world, the one who would lay his life on the line for, was damaged, bleeding, torn upstairs, and he was falling apart at the seams
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cause and Effect by I want reviews
In the months leading up to the final battle, Draco Malfoy finds himself at Number 12, Grimmauld Place. This is his story. ONE-SHOT. NON-DH COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So there's this guy, hypothetically by AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
So there's this guy, dad and well he's not a wizard. No, not a wizard. And his son is hanging out, hypothetically, with with his enemy's son and he sort of fancies this bushy-haired girl, Rose. So, how would this guy react about it? One-Shot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
His Moon by justalittle l o o n y reviews
He might just be willing to fight for this girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Michael C., Luna L. - Complete
A Rakish Nose by CaptainSammish reviews
Seamus explains to Dean why the Carrows rearranged his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Didn't Want Him to Know by fuckingbrianaman reviews
James isn't as stupid as McGonagall thinks. He sees how Sirius looks at Remus, and by George, he is going to do something about it. Marauders Era. Sort-of campion to "A Quiet Mind". Warning: Slash obviously!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Coming Clean by Aspiring.Loner reviews
Seamus is having a hard time dealing with his inappropriate feelings for his best mate. What happens when he finally loses control? Deamus, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Seamus' Hair by xxkissmeimirishxx reviews
Erm... Seamus had become a "troubled teenager", and Dean wants to find out. Sorry, my summary sucks! Totally unrelated to any of my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Moments by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
One hundred drabbles involving Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,465 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
No Place Like Home by Lana-Brooke reviews
Three weeks after the final battle, Draco Malfoy turns up at the home of Hermione Granger. Neither knows why he is there or where to go from here. They simply know that there was nowhere else for him to go. He needed salvation. Some mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,510 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
White Noise by xxxTsubasaHoLic reviews
Chaos Walking Trilogy. Todd helps Davy bond with his horse, but maybe it's not the horse Davy wants to like him... Oneshot.
Chaos Walking series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Property Tax by Nanaho-Hime reviews
Scorpius has a problem with Rose wearing other men's clothes. I'mnotjealousshutupAl. Rose/Scorpius Because denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Easy Going by godhelpusimgone reviews
Lorcan/Hugo. Summertime sort of fic. Full summary inside. One-shot. Done mainly because I'm a twin who's sick of twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hugo W., Lorcan S. - Complete
A Thousand Words by Samairi reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words, and a writer's brush is his pen. Seamus and Dean discover different ways of expressing themselves. Dean/Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Cowboy Casanova by xcarleyishdaCHAOSx reviews
SONGFIC. Really no plot. Just a few lovely ramblings. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
A Work of Highly Questionable Literary Merit by DeathbyChiasmus reviews
A 55-word metafanfic, in which Harry Potter and Jack Sparrow are forced to join forces against the forces of evil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Chocolate Misery by Indifferently Different reviews
In which Draco is too fat, Blaise is too thin, and chocolate fails to please anyone. Oneshot; Blaise/Draco; Implied Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Meeting Mrs Lovegood by The One-Winged Author reviews
While at the mall with the Dursleys, Harry runs into Luna Lovegood. How will the Dursleys handle meeting the odd radish earring girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Vernon D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter Fanfiction Anonymous by ZeeZee22 reviews
Addicted to Harry Potter fanfiction that has no plot or character development? Step inside, our doors are always open- just bring your checkbook.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What I See by Bookworm-By-Day reviews
He asked her one last time if she saw what he saw, two people finally realizing they were meant to be. Teddy/Victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army, Still Recruiting by marrythepirate reviews
Ginny Weasley isn't the kind of girl who sits around waiting for the guy to come home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ginny W., Neville L.
Look by xForeversEndx reviews
Draco is talking to his father, who ignores him. This is how he feels. NOT incest, thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Waiting To See by DarkRiverTempest reviews
In a moment of vulnerability, two souls see what is beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Same Blood by Pigy190 reviews
It's the final battle and Draco Malfoy can't wait to kill Hermione Granger. But what happens when he finds out she bleeds red blood just like he does? note: no death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Salvation by monini reviews
He came to me the way the breeze hits you on a hot a summer’s day - sudden, unexpected, and gone before you knew it was even there. But you couldn’t help but treasure that small moment of relief you got from the fire that burnt around you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I'd Lie by AngelicKat445 reviews
A short, sweet, oneshot songfic by Taylor Swift. Hope you enjoy! BTW, I may have gotten some of the lyrics wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Poor Draco! by 142staircases reviews
Draco isn't doing too well, the poor dear. You see, his son is...well...there are no words to really describe it...Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Bed by Lark4560 reviews
Hermione is convinced Draco stole something from her but she must prove it before she can go to Dumbledore. Dramione. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Who'll Miss Snape? by MyImmortalMajor reviews
Random one-shot about Hogwarts potions master. Reviews greatly appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Trust Me by writingxonxwalls reviews
A response to Star's Yule Ball challenge. Hermione goes to the Yule Ball on a mission. Oneshot, Complete. Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Candles Hermione Granger Lit by sarahyyy reviews
The candles meant as much to her as it did to him. Five moments between Draco and Hermione and a candle too, but you already know that .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Course He Remembered by starky11 reviews
Forgetting. It's not that easy. But of course he remembered. Of course. Winner of Star's Alternative Yule Ball Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rainbow of Black and Yellow by ShatteredHeart-BlueSapphire reviews
He was alone, not in the literal sense of the word because he had friends, but his friends were currently all in relationships... except for one, but he wasn't gay... or was he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Justin F., Zacharias S. - Complete
Playing House by Cinderella912 reviews
Teddy made Victoire a promise and now Victoire wants him to play House. Teddy Lupin, however, does NOT like House. Teddy/Victoire. Oneshot. Read and Review? Better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Boy, A Snapped Quill, and some Rocks by TheSecretHeart reviews
It started with a dream... and now Hermione Granger's life has been turned to shambles all because of a certain attraction to a certain white-blond boy. Awarded a place on the master list of best Dramionie fics 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,951 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Moment of Insanity by ZomgShaylex reviews
A moment of insanity: that one fleeting second in which all-rational thought goes out the window and you go out the window to follow it. Draco had been experiencing a lot of those recently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Assignment Ever by hpgirl4ever reviews
Seamus can't take it any more! He has to find out if Dean feels the same way about him. Will a night of studying bring the two together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Filthy Traitors by monini reviews
Draco stalked towards her purposefully, grabbed her by the arm and dragged her, yelping, behind a couple pine trees at the edge of the yard. He released her and she turned on him, red in the face and fuming. “What the hell was that, Malfoy?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
the modern icarus by painted.inkblot reviews
You do not have the sense to be Daedalus. // Sense, Icarus, and similarities. Bellatrix-centric, character sketch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Prerogative of the Brave by Jaicoon reviews
“Granger, they’re after muggles,” I pointed out. She stared back at me evenly. My chest squeezed tight in my irritation. Death Eaters would be passing through here after ransacking the World Cup, my father coming to meet me. I had to get her out of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Back When by Baying-for-the-Moon reviews
Many years ago, back when Bellatrix Lestrange was just little Bella Black, she was my best friend.... One-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Nightmare by Samairi reviews
Seamus is used to the usual nightmare, but one night it changes and he goes to the one person who can make it better. And it works. Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Well, Hellooo Kneazel! by casakitten reviews
Scorpius and Rose: forever competing academically. Scorpius, frustrated at being second, again, practices his Charm's home work on Rose to very surprising results. Who knew cotton knickers could be so life altering?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Perfectly Unreasonable Punishment by DistractionPie reviews
Zacharias Smith was honest to a fault. He could be blunt and mean and he deserved almost every punishment he got. One punishment he didn't deserve was to be stuck in detention, unsupervised, with his almost-kinda-not-a-crush - Justin Finch-Fletchley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Zacharias S., Justin F. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
the loveliest daffodils by painted.inkblot reviews
Today didn't turn out the way it was supposed to be. Percy/Penelope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Seven Husbands and Thestrals by iolah reviews
Blaise had seen what happened to the men in his mother's life when she grew bored, and vowed to never, ever, become like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
And Atropos Smiled by painted.inkblot reviews
And old ladies shouldn't be trusted with such powerful sets of shears, anyway. Regulus Black and the Fates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Regulus B. - Complete
Worth by asloversgo reviews
Draco rages over things he cannot change. Hermione has a most calming effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There Are No Graves by painted.inkblot reviews
It's okay to be selfish. Teddy is sure something justifies it. Drabble/oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck With You by chewing-gum-addicted reviews
Rose Weasley always thought that Scorpius Malfoy was annoying. But when they are stuck with each other, pent up attraction and tension is released. And after that Rose relizes that being stuck with him maybe wasn't so bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cheaters Never Win by Jaicoon reviews
“I’m not getting a hexed-on cheating rash from a stupid little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, so I want this done fast and done right,” Draco whispered. Blaise glared at the other boy in the dark closet. “Fine. Luck of the bloody draw,” Blaise hissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chances by Violin Ghost reviews
Scorpius is scared. Scorpius is in shock. Scorpius is confused. Scorpius is angry. Scorpius is groggy. Scorpius is scared again. Five times Scorpius doesn't kiss Rose and one time he does , as they go through six moments in Hogwarts and come full circle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Do You Do It? by chewing-gum-addicted reviews
They were so diffrent but still so alike, they were fire and ice. RosexScorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Scared of My Closet by writingxonxwalls reviews
Snakes and spiders Hermione can handle. But the thing inside her closet? Not so much. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toothpaste by crazyconversations reviews
Of lost toothpastes and love potions in the lady's bathroom - Dramione! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pencil Sketch by Violin Ghost reviews
Pale eyes, pale skin, pale hair. Scorpius Malfoy knows he's nothing but a pencil sketch, but when he has the chance to grab the colour floating just within reach, will he take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Trapped in the broom closet by dramione1337 reviews
Draco and Hermione are trapped in a broom closet by Fred and George! How will they get out? oneshot -SEQUEL OUT! AS ASLAN SAID!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Brown by SMARTALIENQT reviews
Writer’s Anonymous Color Challenge. “But he realized now that he preferred her as a Gryffindor. After all, brown goes far better with red and gold than with silver.” DMHG, Dramione, Draco/Hermione. One-shot, by SMARTALIENQT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harmless Games by prelusion reviews
It's a beautiful spring day and the Gryffindor 6th years are playing a not-so harmless game of Truth or Dare that has some unexpected effects on Hermione.... TN/HG oneshot for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
A Collection of Drabbles by Grace Veronica reviews
Thoughts-Werewolf Dog Babies-Essays-Showering-Scars-Tattoo-French-Kisses-Carving-A Black Eye-Pregnant-Christmas-James Finds Out-Those Posters-Jealousy-Tell Me I Didn't-Remus And Lily-Grimmauld Place-Argument-Asking Him Out- RLSB Always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,119 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What's In A Name? by sillycucumber reviews
While doing rounds, Rose is confronted by someone desperate to tell her something. Something important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Familiar Place by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She looked outside the train window & everything seemed familiar, it felt right. She was going home, back to Hogwarts. One question needed asked, why was Malfoy on the train? The answer, he was leaving home,and he had no where else to go. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,315 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Power of the Ear by The Emmanator reviews
[DH SPOILERS! Crack!fic, oneshot] Fred finds a way to get in touch with George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Nott Expected by AX2 reviews
[TNHG] Winning at blending in and failing at Life, Theodore Nott's life begins to take strange twists and turns as dreams go wild, Slughorn stops ignoring, Blaise starts exaggerating, Granger continues whining, and he takes a tumble down the insanity lane
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,141 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Theodore N., Hermione G.
Summer Thunder by X.Mika.X reviews
Blaise doesn't like thunder. Theo is happy to distract him. Slash TNxBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
I've Kept You Like A Secret by Flash-Indie reviews
“Just for the record,” Remus says, “I am completely not sorry for punching you.” RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A mix of chemicals and fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus remembers the very first book he read entirely on his own in just one night under his bed sheet by torchlight: Peter Pan. When Remus turns eleven he meets Peter Pan in person. Except he goes by the name of Sirius Black. SiriusRemus. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione Finds a Tutor by Fairy Roses reviews
That's right! Miss KnowItAll needs help. Story takes place in the middle of HBP and Hermione must ask Draco for help in Potions. Or could she have a separate agenda for getting close to him? Find out! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,576 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Shines by slytherinrules85 reviews
Ignored and shoved aside, one person loves another who doesn't know he exists. Before the end he will make a difference, though, of that he is certain. TheodoreHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Barely There by Marionette reviews
Giant squids should always be kept properly fed, for they are known to eat just about anything if they get hungry. Draco learns this the hard way. Fifth Chapter! Please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Go On by Erythros reviews
Back in their fifth year, Draco Malfoy catches Hermione Granger when she attempts to save herself from the Inquisitorial Squad. HDr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Epiphany by mackitten reviews
Sirius has an epiphany regarding Remus... [RemusSirius]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fourleaf Clovers and Slytherin Dragonflies by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: Sent on an errand in the Forbidden Forest, Hermione discovers a secret. DMHG, Written for Wickedwitch for her birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
extempore by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: A loud crying interrupts the Potions Master in his seventh years' Potions class...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stuck by tattered rose reviews
Draco and Hermione are stuck together in a tight space with walls all around and a hippogriff underneath. How does Draco react to this situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Department of Agency reviews
Hermione, now head of Magical Law Enforcement, must track down Theodore Nott. Is he remorseful? Does it even matter? / Short One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Lucky Number Seven reviews
"Some people wonder if life is real. I'm not one of those people. I'm not a boy of such inescapable lack of reason. But sometimes I question it." Blaise's thoughts on various subjects, in vignettes. Trigger Warning: Allusions to abuse/negligence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Châtain Foncé & Nightmares reviews
"Right," she conceded, feeling her cheeks burn a little again. There was another empty silence, and he was still looking back at her. "Why're you up so late?" / The waltzing account of a clumsy and pink-faced acquaintanceship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 6/23/2010 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Mutom Beatitus reviews
"Well, if you had bothered to read, you'd know that you have to start smaller. Transfiguring me into a lion would be ridiculously difficult for just starting off..." The light and fluffy tale of Hermione's time as a cat called Muffin in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tutor reviews
Gregory Goyle, having nearly failed Transfiguration his fifth year, must elicit the help of Luna Lovegood as a tutor over the summer. Naturally, he hates tutoring, and learning in general, because it's an opportunity for life to remind him how stupid he is. Tutoring with Luna, though, doesn't turn out to be quite what he expected. / Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Gregory G., Luna L.] Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Surrendering Earl Grey reviews
Hermione's mother finally has the chance to meet her fiancé one Christmas Eve, but she seems to have some reservations. /: Post-War, might be construed as Angst if it weren't so Fluffy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger
With Added Flourish reviews
Theodore Nott finds himself working alongside Hermione Granger. "I've tried to cancel our subscription about 9 times now, I think they're just sending owls to spite me." / One-shot, Fluff with a pinch of angst, waxes Poetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Mirrorfold reviews
Instead of Millicent Bullstrode, Hermione chooses to change into Theodore Nott. The transformation goes swimmingly until, of course, Hermione finds herself face to face with the actual Theodore Nott. Getting back out of the dungeons might not be as easy as getting in, and Blaise Zabini definitely isn't helping. / One-shot, bit fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Damned Auction reviews
"Hermione. The world is changing, I hope you can realize that. I mean, that's the reason the leg is so rare. No one is willing—much less permitted—to go out and do that anymore. You of all people should know, Hermione." .:Written for the Numerology Challenge and Magical Artifact Challenge, HG/TN, slightly AU future-fic, fun at the ministry:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
A Bet To Regret reviews
"Fine," Draco murmured, "But it can't be a first year, or a teacher, or Mrs. Norris, or anything- that'd be nasty. And you aren't allowed to use the imperious curse." He forgot one important rule: It can't be Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
But Really reviews
He wanted to recede into nothingness, she wanted to settle down, and it scared him. The first time it happened was when he'd made her laugh so hard that tears found her cheeks... The worst part, the worst part of all was that he'd meant it. / / One-shot in three parts, fluffy with an edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
What's Truly Pathetic reviews
"At the end of the day you're still just some dumb girl willing to cry her eyes out over a boy who'll never be worthy of her." Of all the titles in the world, Hermione Granger never considered 'pathetic' to be one that suited her, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Teacup Prophecies reviews
"All I meant was, say we did meet, and we were just friendly, d'you reckon my Dad 'd actually be mad?" First year fluff. If you love Mary-Sues, you'll hate this. SM/RW, but it's not the focus of the story, 'specially not in first year, you silly thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Pumpkin Pie reviews
"Rosie, Uncle Harry mentioned that that Scorpius boy..." Oh Merlin, not this again. It's like I'm lying to him, except I'm angry at him for not already knowing. My knife clinks into the plate. This time I've pressed down too hard. Not SM/RW. Fluff-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Some Firstie reviews
"You know that feeling, when you've got this brilliant idea for your school project, and then everyone has the same one? And you find out that day? It was sort of like that. Sort of." Scorpius presents an essay about his hero. Fluff. Hufflepuff Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] James S. P. - Complete
Rowboat reviews
Two people meet by a lake. One of them is pretending to be somebody else. "Why is it that you always do everything everyone asks you?" "They ask me to." "So? You don't owe them anything." "Yes, I do."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Shards of Heart reviews
Series of SM/RW drabbles and shorts, inspired by prompts. "Dear Rose, I'm in the forbidden forest. I know you don't like spiders, so please don't come look for me. Just go about your normal business."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Founders reviews
"Usually, when they visit, we play the same game. Founders. Hugo doesn't like playing Founders because he's always Hufflepuff." Pure Fluff. Little one shot about a game Lily, Hugo, Lorcan, and Lysander play. Tiniest bit of LP/LS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Lily Luna P., Lysander S. - Complete
Sugarquills and Chivalry reviews
"Now, Justin would never call it an addiction, per say. But Ernie would." Sweet little one-shot. Pure fluff. 'Cause we all know badgers are the cutest
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Justin F., Ernie M. - Complete
When They Ask reviews
The story of the Slytherin's in their seventh year. When they ask what a mudblood is, you tell them. Animal. Monster. Theif. Filthy. Tainted. Waste. Savage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hugo's Howler reviews
Hugo's not like normal kids. When he gets howlers at breakfast, he never tries to run off with them, or throw them in a fire. He opens them with a grin on his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ron W., Hugo W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Blondie and the Freckled Toad reviews
"Funny, I seem to recall you pulling my hair, snow-face!" "I thought it was fire, rose-bud! I was trying to put it out!" One of the things I really hate about him is how quick he is. Rose/Scorpius second year fluff. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Murderous Trifle reviews
"Dear Mum, I don't like the other kids. All the smart ones are snobby and all the nice ones are foolish, and it leaves very few worth speaking to." Blaise Zabini has decided he hates everyone at school, until he meets a crying Hufflepuff. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blaise Z., Hannah A. - Complete
Damn Near Impossible reviews
Draco tries to win Hermione Granger's heart... but it ends up being kinda hard. And he was like, "Take that back!" And I'm kind of a badass, so I was like, "Make me!"And he was running out of ideas, so he was like, "Go snog a Mudblood!" Narrated by Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Green Grass & Hippogriffs reviews
"'Well, yeah. I just figured—because you're dating Jamie Finnegan and all—that you'd know what to do,' Rose explained, wondering how red she was." A happy, fluffy little next-gen one-shot. It's rated T, but it's sort of K , or T-.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Albus S. P., Roxanne W. - Complete
Hatred, Statistics, and Other Rubbish reviews
"Dean almost wanted to laugh. Of course Seamus would tell him something important near a lake, he was so melodramatic like that." A fluffy but thoughtful one-shot about Dean and Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Hey, Lily? reviews
"Well what happens if I /am/ in Hufflepuff?" "You won't be, you're far too lazy." Spiffingly fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Hugo W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Provocation reviews
Scorpius tries to explain to Rose why it's not acceptable for a Malfoy to skip class. Fluffiest angst there ever was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Patchwork Linoleum reviews
A collection of drabbles about various characters fitting random prompts. Expect random and familiar pairings, fluff, and sprinkle of sadness here and there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Ten Things Parvati Doesn't Need to Know reviews
"I've agreed with Parvati that there should be no secrets between us, now that we're engaged. Except, everyone needs their secrets, right?" A list of Dean's ten secrets. A one-shot containing pygmy puffs and comic books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Dean T., Parvati P.
Pillow Forts in Ruin reviews
James loves his little sister Lily, and he knows she loves him, too, so why does he always find himself asking, "Why Albus?" A sorta sad, sorta fluffy one-shot who's summery does it little justice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - James S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Playing Pretend reviews
"She tried to keep her eyes on the moon. She tried to keep her mind on the crickets. But he slipped her hand into his, and he spoke with a blunt sort of sweetness that was so peculiar it was difficult to ignore." One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Don't Go reviews
Filch often read in the library at night—well, if often was once a month, or so. This went on for years, until finally he was caught. Filchy One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Argus F., I. Pince - Complete
The Difference Between a Metal and a House reviews
"Weasel stood you up for a study date, Granger? Or did you finally decide that he and Scarhead weren't worth your time?" "Speaking of people not worth my time, why are you speaking to me, Malfoy?" Fluffy One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Betrayed By The Stars reviews
It was happening again, and with her Grandson. At least he wouldn't be dying... yet he would be dead to her. Just like Andromeda...She wanted to see him for the last time before she lost him forever. NextGen Narcissa One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Narcissa M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stars Over Hogwarts reviews
Ron finds himself madly in love with Seamus, but is he the only one? Will Ernie MacMillan ever find the girl of his dreams? Who is Dean Thomas plotting to kill, and why? These questions and more answered in an intense, dramatic tale. Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Justin F., Zacharias S.
Trophy Rooms & First Impressions reviews
If he won, he'd look good, but not to Rose. If he lost, he'd look bad, especially to Rose. Pretty much either way he lost Rose, and that's why he'd even been near the Gryffindor table anyway. Maybe the irony would kill him. SM/RW Next Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Harry Potter and the Fanfiction Affliction reviews
Poor Harry Potter thinks he's about to win the Tri-Wizard Tournament, but thanks to a tricky portkey he finds himself in a strange world that's so bizarre it's as if a lonely teenage girl came up with it. Will he find his way out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
How Doth The Little Gryffindor? reviews
A Pottery-twist on the classic Through The Looking Glass, for -The Danger Pony-'s Alice in Wonderland challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Would I do that? reviews
Draco and Hermione argue over whether or not Draco changed. Kinda fluffy but pretty realistic, I'd say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Daedalus, Lord of all Cats reviews
Narcissa is worried that her son will end up like his father, cold and distant, void of compassion. She decides that the best solution will be to get him a cat. The OC is for Draco's cat. His love interest will be from the books, no worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Draco M., OC
The Right Way To Ridicule reviews
Draco Malfoy finds that Hermione Granger is terribly difficult to get a reaction out of, so he tries something new. Fluffy lil' one-shot. DM/HG, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Poor Draco reviews
Lucius Malfoy reflects on his son's recent decisions and his hand in them. One-shot, from Lucius' perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Like ButterCream reviews
"Gregory was not very pretty himself—in fact, he looked a bit like a gorilla—but pretty girls were Goyle's third favorite thing, and Luny Lovegood was really, really pretty." Ever wonder what Gregory Goyle could possibly be thinking, eating so much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Gregory G., Luna L. - Complete
Guilt reviews
It was the sort of feeling that you felt so deeply, no wand could cause it, and no wand could cure it. It was a horrible, horrible feeling, and it was all Granger's fault. Thoughtful fluff. Romance if you'd like to imagine it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of AlmostDuels And NearlyFriends reviews
Continuing from the epilogue. The story of Rose, Albus, James, Scorpius, and all of the generation that followed our heroes, though mainly it focuses on those in the first year...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Pointless? reviews
There's so many things I want to tell him, to ask him. He's been my only friend for as long as I can remember, I wish I could thank him..." A One-shot from an unusual perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Neville L. - Complete
A Bit of Advice reviews
"Professor, I was wondering, could I ask you something?" "Of course, Draco. Anything." DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Cœur d'un Lâche reviews
Hermione Granger appears to be, in fact, so witty that she has provoked Draco Malfoy himself into questioning those few things he life he'd once thought certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Serpent of Poor Faith reviews
Anyway, this isn't about dinner. At least, right now it isn't. It's about choices and changes, and how choices make changes, and how changes result in choices, and so on. I suppose I should start from the beginning. Before I realised anything was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M.
Snakes, Lions, the occasional Badger & Plot Device reviews
Hermione Sofia Maryland Cosby Granger sighed with content. Everything was going right this year, and she hadn't even gotten off the train yet. A parody. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pensives, Snitches, & Spiders Who Ron Don' Meet reviews
Yes, this is a parody. "Well, it appears to me that Draco killed Neville, and then Hermione and Draco started to snog, and then you kicked down the door- which, I might add, makes absolutely no sense whatsoever..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Dreams And A Maybe reviews
Draco Malfoy was caught between two dreams. One was older than the other, but then, one was more reasonable than the other. More rational. More respectable. More responsible. And yet...“Malfoy?” she repeated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No, Love reviews
What if Krum had never asked Hermione to the Yule ball? Would she still have gone with 'the enemy'...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/30/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Beavers, Ferrets, & Incredibly Obvious Plot Holes reviews
"Yo, fools, where's my pimpin' toad at?" Wait-Neville's a G? Hermione and Draco are in love? What is this? Some sort of incredibly absurd Fanfiction? Well, yes, in fact, it's a parody. Enjoy! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hope, Hatred, Hagrid, and Crystal Balls reviews
Draco had never been a big fan of Divination. Why would anyone think it was a good idea to see the future before hand? It wasn't like anyone understood it... One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silence reviews
Guilt Long Maintained is a Ghost's Greatest Pain
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Helena R. - Complete
Of Arachnids and Flowers reviews
DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
In a World of Magic reviews
The tale of Argus Filch. Because it deserved to be told.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris