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 Author has written 27 stories for Twilight, Legend of Zelda, and Harry Potter. Justin Saine and Tequila Mockingbird a. k. a. THE DISSENTERS and we write our fanfiction during Chemistry... which, somehow, we are still passing!! (well. justin's passing... tequila's having too much fun with the magnesium: it does this really cool exploding thing... anyway...) BUT CHEMISTRY IS OVA AND WE NEVER EVA HAVE TO SEE OUR TEACHER AGAIN! W00T w00t!! (MUWAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!) Justin Saine- Werewolf supporter (but still is on Team Edward), in love with minor characters. Believes that Alice & Jasper will rule the world. Has lost the box to think outside of. Believes Tequila is a figment of his imagination. Tequila Mockingbird- Stealer of Justin's thinking box. Spends all her time inside her head. When she comes out, she wonders why she isn't ruler of the world yet. Believes Justin is a hallucination brought on by the magnesium. Missing: The Box. See link below. When found please return to nearest mental institution. (Don't worry, they'll know us). http:///ecademy/club/thinkingoutsidethebox/image/logo.jpg Uses: Excellent for shipping. Tequila likes to place it on her head and sing beatles song while skipping next to a highly embarressed Justin. Justin tries and tries to get his cat into the box, but always seems to fail, because as soon as Kitty is in the box, he arrives at a conundrum. Is the cat dead or alive in the box? He's called his friend Schrodinger, but no help there... Also, a perfect spot to make jokes about thinking outside said box. --As you can see, we really miss our box!-- From time to time we will be joined by our ANGEL of a demi-Beta, Anita Mann... hi Anita!! She writes plays :3 very well. _ She's won an award! Oh yeah, we're legit... On the subject of Edward Cullen... (Justin: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ROBERT PATTINSON!! OMG!! -HAPPY DANCES!!- WOOT!!) as you may have guessed from above outburst, Justin supports the casting of Robert Pattinson -Justin marches in with banner and matching T-shirt- (GO PATTINSON!! I LUV U!!) and Tequila is happy so long as Justin is happy... we just think we should wait and judge on acting, not on "oh, whine, they don't look the way they did in my head" -ness... --Justin glares at non-Robert supporters-- It's like hating Jacob just because he likes Bella... (Tequila: hate him for other reasons, duhh...)We spiritually plagiarize unrepentantly and often from the works of such beloved authors as: Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce, Stephenie Meyer, Tanya Huff, Dorothy L. Sayers, Garth Nix, Erin Hunter, Megan W. Turner, Terry Pratchett, Brian Jacques, Holly Black, J. K. Rowling, and Angie Sage. We thank them for assisting our Muses in inspiring us, and we hope they continue to publish so that we don’t go completely insane from good book withdrawal. |
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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8399 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
What Libraries Weren't Made For by freudian fuckup reviews
Four people, two couples, one Map, and one Cloak. And no one knows what anyone else is up to. Remus/Sirius & James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Snowflakes by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Human Experiences: Karaoke by 83Twilighter4life reviews
The Cullens are trying to give Bella as many Human Experiences as possible in the short time they have. This is what happens when Alice decides on Karaoke for her tribute. My first fanfic so please be gentle in the reviews
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
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Crossed Lines reviews
There are some lines that should never be crossed"-- Ron Weasley is very firm about that certain philosophy. But Rose Weasley is a stubborn little thing, and as for Scorpius Malfoy, the apple never falls far from the tree… RoseXScorpius, R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Awakened reviews
For 19 years Alice wandered without a past or a future, living for the flashes of Jasper she saw behind her eyes. What was her life like before the diner in Philidelphia, when all she knew was a beautiful man with red eyes haunted her dreams? AxJ R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Stuff Happens reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
Thirty Pieces reviews
Peter, stuck in Spinner’s End for an interminable summer, ponders… and justifies… and broods…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
From 1980 to 1981, every member of the Order of the Phoenix wrote a letter. In 1998, Remus Lupin wrote another one. The posthumous letters of the Maruaders have languished in an attic... until Harry finds them... and passes them on. JPxLE, RLxNT, HPxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Someday reviews
Some days, it feels easier just to give up. But then, James Potter has never been known for taking the easy path. What keeps him going? JPxLE, please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Burnt Out reviews
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black was the oldest pureblood family left. And the last two daughters of that House are both left to raise their children as best they know how. Becuase the fire never quite burns out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
A Touch of Slytherin Ambition reviews
The moment she stepped foot on Hogwarts ground, Minnie McGonagall was determined to be the best. And so she was... but sometimes, that can be a very lonely prospect. NOT MGxAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
His Better Half reviews
She's at the funeral. She's at the shop. And somehow, George just can't seem to stop himself from falling in love with her. Crap. George and Angelina... and the memory of Fred always in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/5/2009 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Secrets reviews
Where the hell have you been?" shouted Harry. "Chamber of Secrets," said Ron.' Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, pg. 622. Ron. Hermione. A dead basilisk. Loads of unresolved sexual tension. Fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
House Party reviews
AU: all human. When Bella and Edward end up spending three days together at Jessica's beach house, Alice decides to get her matchmaker on... with slightly less than perfect results! ExB, Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Absolute Corruption reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle always knew that he was great. Unfortunately Tom Riddle Sr. didn't... Oneshot about Tom Riddle Jr. becoming the most powerful wizard in history. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Roses Are Red: A Rosalie Story reviews
Rosalie's tale of bloody vengeance and redemption: her first love destroyed her, will she ever be able to trust her heart again? How will Emmett win the heart of his angel when she's afraid to meet him halfway? RxEm Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Rosalie, Emmett
Life, Love, and Girls Named Lily reviews
At one point or another, they supposed they were all a little bit in love with her, in their own ways. The Marauders and their thoughts on Lily Evans, drabble. Just JPxLE, though! Semi-companion to Hidden In Plain Sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight reviews
You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To Forgive The Vine reviews
All it takes to set you free is one moment of repentance, and Lo: “out of the mouth of babes” shall come wisdom. Crabbe gets a little lesson in forgiveness.... from a First Year. Future-fic, drabble, all-dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Vincent C., OC - Complete
Perfect Timing reviews
It was 7.37 pm when Sirius, bored and twitchy, went to check on Peter. It was 7.37 am on the following day when he was apprehended as a suspected Death Eater. Vengeance gets very messy, very quickly. Review, please...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Weight reviews
What was waiting for Sirius, beyond the Veil? Only a brother, one that would have waited forever. No slash, just Sirius and Regulus and far too many regrets… R&R, pretty-pretty please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Mommy's Little Secret reviews
Drabble on what exactly would have happened if Merope Gaunt had decided to keep feeding that love potion to Tom Riddle Sr., becuase everything must happen somewhere, mustn't it? Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
What's In A Name? reviews
“ Petunia stopped and looked back… she… seemed to teeter on the edge of speech…” What had she wanted to say, before leaving her sister’s son forever? Review or die:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Petunia D., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Hisss reviews
Somehow, when talking about Slytherin, no one remembers to be fair. Sometimes, when the other students pass you in the hall, they hiss. But part of being a Slytherin is not caring about any of that. oneshot, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
No One Noticed The Cat reviews
Lily and James had a cat... and after October 31st, 1981, so did the family that lived next door. And after all, what the Muggles know can't hurt them. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
A Room With A View reviews
Minerva McGonagall sat back in her chair with a sigh and a cup of tea... three different kisses over 50 years and one woman saw them all. R&R! Harry x Ginny, James x Lily, Albus x OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Between A Rock reviews
Impossible to trust one another, impossible not to love one another... a blessing and a curse... Chelsea x Afton Read and Review:D --minor BD spoilers--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Chelsea, Afton - Complete
Hazy Shadows reviews
She looked upon a monster, a beautiful creature with killing eyes. Soon the eyes would be filled with the lives she had destroyed, the families she had torn apart. No. She would have to run... R&R please! :D previously entitled gray moon, now in HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Last Words reviews
A recollection of the characters thoughts during the end of Twilight Princess. Read and Review. DO NOT WORRY! No couples, everything is held true to the game. They are just thoughts.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
My Everything reviews
Our take on the magic of imprinting, oneshot. Seth x OC; R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Seth - Complete
