Hey! I'm One Winged Author. Welcome to my page. Formatilitys aside, Read meh stories!

(Those who came to view the trailer, i regret to inform that as of 1/10/11, Birthdaylolli13 has deleted her account along with the video. I'm dreadfully sorry... ) :)

Books:

Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Death Note,

Movies/ Shows

Avatar, The Last Airbender, Dexter, South Park, Zombieland

Things:

Video Games, Writing,

Games:

Bioshock (1 & 2), Resident Evil, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Halo, Assassin's Creed 2, Kingdom Hearts,

Bands:

Muse, Smashing Pumpkins, Flobots, Green Day, Beatles, Owl City, Plain White T's

Musicals:

Sweeney Todd, Across The Universe

Quotes

Me: Sushi, would you hug a hobo?

Sushi: No.

Me: Yes you would.

Sushi: No, I wouldn't.

Me: YES. YOU. WOULD!!

Sushi: Fine! (Hugs me) HUG THE HOBO!!

Me: I'M NOT A HOBO!!

Mom (talking about some store): That store sells cheap furniture at expensive prices.

Me: Isn't that sort of an oxymoron?

Mom: Yes.

Dad: Don't call your mom an ox. Or a moron. It's not nice.

-one minute later-

Me: That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

"Ah, It's a human nerd!"-Lexi Barnes

(List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.)

AVATAR:

1. Jet

2. Katara

3. Aang

4. Toph

5. Iroh

6. Zuko

7. Sokka

8. Ozai

9. Smellerbee

10. Appa

11. Ty-lee

12. Mai

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

I'm sure I have.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Err...Ahh...Can you excuse me for a few minutes...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Like Zuko would need extreme therapy...

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, dosen't ring any bells.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well, if I said no, thousands of fangirls would storm my house and murder my ass, so... Yeah, They're an AWESOME couple!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Iroh did meet Smellerbee once, so another longer meeting is plausable. And I think Appa would just lick Iroh...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think Sokka would walk in, stare for a long minute, and walk out (screaming).

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Aang recounts his early days with Appa.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yeah, maybe, it's in the bounds of imagination...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Of Knives and Ponytails Hey! I'm not a title machine.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I highly doubt it (Then again, I do know missed up people.)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I'm pretty sure some lonely 30 something guy does...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

My accusing eyes are staring at you ZutaraKid50.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Helter Skelter by The Beatles

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Zuko is close to BQQing Jet's ass!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A long time...

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

To review; Jet and Sokka are in a happy relationship until Smellerbee runs off with Toph. Jet, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ty-Lee and a brief unhappy affair with Mai, then follows the wise advise of Iroh and finds true love with Aang.

What title would you give this fic?

Uh, Dazed and Confused, Is This Cactus Juice I'm Drinking, I'm I High?!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Anyone else a little quesy?

HARRY POTTER:

1. Ron

2. Hermionie

3. Harry

4. Hagrid

5. Draco

6. Voldemort

7. Dumbledore

8. Sirius

9. Remus

10. Ginny

11. Mrs. Weasly

12. Hedwig

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

If I did, it would be a snuff fic...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hagrid? I- Wait, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN!?

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh... The 1st man-owl would be born?

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Sure!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, but I wonder...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Draco and Remus? Well, Remus was Draco's teacher. But I don't think Draco and Ginny will pal up any time soon...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think he would calmly walk out. But for some odd reason I think he would stay and watch...

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Harry and Ginny go clubbing!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably, and they all end with Sirius getting his ass arrested.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Just An Owl Treat...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

How would I know?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Why not, Mrs. Weasley is cool.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nobody on my friends list.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A lot of people reading this will slap their foreheads, but... WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Contains Spells and Flying Owl Crap!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five

A while...

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

To review, Ron and Dumbledore are in a happy relationship until Remus runs off with Hagrid, Ron, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mrs. Weasley and a brief unhappy affair with Hedwig, then follows the wise advice of Draco and finds true love with Harry.

What title would you give this fic?

The 8th Harry Potter Book by J.K. Rowling

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Not surprised, Dumbledore was outed a while ago!