forcedInductionhide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Kick-Ass, Gravity Falls, and Zootopia. Proud purveyor of Harmony and strange comedy. (I didn't set out to write crack, I swear.) Apparently I'm a hopeless romantic. If you like my stories, I'd love to hear from you. Reviews and messages always brighten my day. I'm currently working on my fifth or sixth year story, which will include my take on the battle of Hogwarts. It takes place in the same universe as Nocturnal and Year of the Dog. It will also include a very uncommon romance. If you enjoyed my other stories, you'll enjoy this one. Working title: The Blondest Year Yet |
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The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 7,224 - Follows: 9,501 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 8,203 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
Reeling in the Years by Flagg1991 reviews
The life and times of Lincoln Loud and his family from 1957 to the new millennium. Cover by Raganoxer.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 233 - Words: 1,466,789 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Lincoln L., Luan L., OC, Ronnie Anne S. - Complete
Språket by Fruipit reviews
Elsa is the new girl, moved all the way from Norway. She doesn't like talking to people. Anna is the American who gives Elsa her first smile. And everything spirals from there. highschool!AU [Chapter 3: It's been a long, hard journey. Both Elsa and Anna deserve some peace. The only challenge is whether or not they can find it together...]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,745 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Infinite Variations by someone.else.before reviews
"There's a world out there where none of this tragic stuff ever happened." What if the Demogorgon never came to Hawkins? What if Will never disappeared? Mike and Eleven find each other in a different way - through the radio, and through dreams.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,299 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W.
A Snowflake in Spring by RetiredCel reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6724 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Louder than Words by Fruipit reviews
Anna has a good time with a girl she met at a bar, and soon they're chatting like old friends – or lovers. Everything's great. Except... she kinda missed something important about her new friend {written for elsanna week 2017 :: deaf!Elsa fic}
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 9/22/2017 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Recomposing Hearts by Shoestring Nemesis reviews
You're not like the others, your mind's opened doors. There's something going on in that decaying little brain of yours. But you're still dead inside, even though you're cunning and smart. Because only true love can kickstart a cold dead heart. A zombie love story. Elsanna, Non-Icest, Modern/Warm Bodies AU, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombie!Anna. Cover art by the amazing ViennaOrlando.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,562 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Who Dares Wins by Fruipit reviews
Elsa's never been one for romance or intimacy, but she's not against it. When Anna and her boyfriend ask if she wanted to maybe join them for some 'fun', Elsa's not sure what to expect. It certainly isn't what she got. [kristelsanna, five-shot; rated for smut]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,976 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.] - Complete
The Worst Kept Secret in the Loud House by recoverydelta reviews
After spending a month looking after their younger siblings, hidden feelings between Lincoln and Lucy develop into a beautiful love. Now they must try their hardest to keep their relationship secret, but in a family of thirteen nothing can stay secret for long. (Previous title: Just Like Newlyweds)
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,265 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 2/28/2017 - [Lincoln L., Lucy L.] Lily L., Lisa L.
The Food Chain by TheRealMcbasilrocks reviews
What if Judy and Nick hadn't swapped out the serum for blueberries? As Bellwether tightens her grip on the divided Zootopia, Nick is turned savage for real and committed to solitary confinement. But Judy isn't ready to give up on him, and soon the two are fighting for survival - not just against the world, but against each other. Set during/after an alternative ending to the movie.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,471 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., D. Bellwether
Let Me In 2 by Lee Kyle reviews
Picking up immediately after the ending of Let Me In, this novel follows the struggles and joys of Abby and Owen as they attempt to survive Abby's condition and the pursuit of a relentless FBI agent.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,469 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Owen, Abby - Complete
Sanctuary by ConiferousSiblings reviews
Pacifica Northwest runs away from home and finds life on the road a little harder than she had anticipated. Just the first part for now, but there will be some Pacifica/Twins shipping later - so fair warning if that isn't your cup of tea.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Pacifica N.
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6443 - Favs: 12,522 - Follows: 8,441 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Through Straights and Through Bends by blackanise reviews
On the long, treacherous road to the Fireflies, Ellie finds herself growing up in ways she never expected. Falling in love with Joel, who can't decide whether he sees her as her own person or as the young daughter he lost, will strain their growing bond. And soon, the most brutal winter of her life will test Ellie herself - and may even destroy what she and Joel have come to share.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Ellie, Joel] David
Faultless by NajwaBarlaam reviews
When Hermione embarks on a path of revenge against Ron, she doesn't expect it to give her anything but the secure knowledge that Ron had suffered some consequences for his behavior, even if he never found out. She could never have foreseen that Draco Malfoy would be exactly what she needed. But then, who knew he had a streak of such disarming sweetness, buried under all his spite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 74,177 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Dean T. - Complete
Friends and Enemies by daro-jesse reviews
Draco/Luna. Draco Malfoy has been ordered to kill Albus Dumbledore - an impossible task. How far will Draco go to save himself? Can he convince the sainted Harry Potter to believe in him? And what happens if he falls in love with his most unlikely ally in Dumbledore's Army - Luna Lovegood? Set at the beginning of HPB. (Previously published under my former pen name, jessedaro.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,715 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Mass Effect: Emergence by Darje reviews
Shepard awakens from the Lazarus Project a full week too soon, but his memories are playing catch-up with his early wake-up. Another aboard the station seeks freedom, and works together with Shepard to escape Cerberus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,753 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard, EDI
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
These Accidents of Faith by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
While home for Christmas break, Draco gets charged with overseeing the prisoners, including the new addition of Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2009 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
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Experimental Nibbles reviews
Judy loved Nick's smile. She only wished she could calm the butterflies she felt when she saw his teeth. (Cover art by うぃうぃ on Pixiv).
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Nick W., Judy H.]
Dipper Pines, Kept Man reviews
If Pacifica had known that all she had to do to get Dipper to make a move was buy him a spooky house, she would have gotten into real estate sooner. (Cover art is by Elentori on Tumblr.)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 11/27/2015 - [Pacifica N., Dipper P.] - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
It's the Hair reviews
As Luna Lovegood made one last pass by the wall, she did what she'd been doing quite often lately – she asked the Room of Requirement to provide some distraction. (Once upon a time, I wrote Dramione for a friend. As you'll see, I had to get Harry and Luna involved to stave off the nausea. Harry/Luna mocking Draco/Hermione. Taken from my other pen-name.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Year of the Dog reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
The Habit reviews
Mindy was developing a Dave habit.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Lost Time reviews
Harry laments the time they lost pining for one another. Hermione knows how to get some of it back. (A fairly lame abandoned story in which two 16 year olds feel nostalgic for some reason. This idea went nowhere.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Skin reviews
Asphalt, blood, cleansing waters, and a loving touch - all on Mindy's skin.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Fall Damage reviews
More than any other part of the hero gig, Dave loved the opportunity to watch Mindy work. It was like watching an artist or an Olympian, except Dave had never seen anyone paint with oil or watercolor the way Mindy could paint with blood.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,462 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Jaywalking reviews
'Pedophiles chase minors. This one's chasing me.' He assured himself. Mindy reached up to his face, taking his jaw in her hand and coaxing it downward so that their lips could meet. Compared to Katie, it was a long way down.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Midnight Snack reviews
"Do you remember how nice it was, touching, skin on skin?" Hermione whispered, closing her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contact High reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Ford That Flies reviews
A parody of the Rubberbandits' Horse Outside. Ron hits the sauce at Bill's wedding and proceeds to boast to a muggle girl that he has a flying car. This song is disturbingly easy to parody. I'm worried I'll never top this. Yeah, that good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
