hi. I'm Shadow of the Moon555.

Also I have written a few stories about young justice and a few anime. I really enjoy reading people's fanfiction so keep writing ;)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "That’s right Bitch, keep walking"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick his ass then call him and say "Watching you..."

FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: Walks past you and says "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if your okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say "Ha ha loser."

FRIENDS: Will offer you their soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and shouts "Run Run."

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents by DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff then tell you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts if they left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME".

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out a scary ass movie for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before & after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded and sick for running through bleachers yelling Blood on the Dancefloor's song I Heart Hello Kitty (don't ask you don't want to know)
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: who would re-post this stuff!!

I am the Girl...

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400,GalaxyPegasus14, Shadow of the Moon555

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you are "crazy" and/or "insane" and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're a true MFB fan when...

You've bought at least one MFB video game.

You've given your friends nicknames now, just like Yu.

You've eaten jellybeans and thought of Masamune.

You see a lion and think of Kyoya.

You've raided the toy section just to see the beyblades.

Whenever someone says, "Let it rip!" you think of Beyblade.

You're beginning to say, 'What!' Masamune style.

You can recite entire episodes.

You have a new appreciation for unicorns.

You've actually sipped orange juice from a wine glass.

When you see an eagle, you think of Tsubasa.

You crack up hysterically when someone says, "Little boy."

Ice cream is your new best friend. (its always been my best friend though)

You compare MFB characters to people you know or other TV/book characters.

You never miss the new episodes. Ever. (Ermm, sometimes, actually i do...)

At McDonald's, you've looked for a triple beef burger.

You sometimes say 'Crab-a-what!'.

Dragons make you think of Ryuga.

Your current desktop background is MFB.

You've written at least one MFB fanfiction.

When someone steps on your foot you yell at them for being "foot-stomping maniacs!".

You've spent over $50 on Beyblade merchandise.

People notice that you say, "Ya follow?".

You've gotten weird looks because you've worn a band-aid on your nose just to feel like Gingka.

You freaked out at the Zero-G preview. Season 4!

You check Beyblade websites frequently.

You've drawn fanart.

You ship couples even though there's no mentioned romance in the entire show.

You've actually worn goggles in your hair like Madoka.

You've tried fish on a stick just because Tsubasa and Gingka liked it.

When you're annoyed at someone you yell, "You're in my way!".

Pegasus' are cool now. (They've always been cool, now they're just cooler!)

You've had dreams about the anime.

At least one stuffed animal has been named after a favorite character.

You want a pet eagle. Badly.

Peacocks are creepy.

When someone's going insane you say that they're, "Having a Tsubasa moment''.

You find yourself going, "la la la la la," like Yu, a lot.

You've tried to find the meaning of the word Lovushka.

You're obsessed with Pheonix's.

When you eat steak you immediately say, "Best steak ever!"

If you've done or thought more than one of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you don't believe in copying and pasting, please don't copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

-My best friend is insane; if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.(Oh, I don't know... Just all of the names of the beyblade characters?)

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Almost) 50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my Goodness! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, humits note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week".

(Uhm, wasn't there supposed to be 50?)

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

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You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're justnormal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM……

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

23. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

24. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

25. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

26. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

27. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

28. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

29. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

30. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

31. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

32. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

33. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

34. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

35. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

36. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

37. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

38. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

39. Dress like the professor.

40. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress

41. If your a girl wear a tux

42. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

43. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.

I didn't fall. I attacked the floor with my epical ninja skills!

Answer truthfully(yes or no): is the next word you are going to say no?

Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depending on how. XD)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Meh, usually because everyone else is talking to each other... While i sit around awkwardly.)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance. (Zumba at the YMCA count?)

It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (depends)

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

purple and silver

2, Name one person who made you smile today.

My dad :)

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Sitting at my computer, reading fanfic

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

KitKat

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No! why would you ask that?!

7, What was the last thing you said aloud?

you expect me to remember that?

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies n' Cream

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

water... i know I'm boring

10, Do you like your wallet?

yeah, it has peace signs all over it

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Steak ;P

12, Have you bought any new clothing Items this week?

No

13, The last sporting event you watched?

...football game while eating dinner

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

all of the above

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message ?

My friend from school

16, Ever go camping?

nope

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

not really, no

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

no

19, Do you have a tan?

little bit, I have some awesome tan lines :P

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

depends on the pizza

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

if i have one sure

22, What did your last text message say?

cool

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

nothing :)

24, Look to your left, what do you see?

stuff

25, What is the color of your watch?

silver

26, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

ummm... kangaroos, crocadiles and snakes i guess

27, What is your birthstone?

ruby

28, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

i normaly go in

29, What is your favorite number?

5

30, Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

31, Any plans today?

nothing much

32, How many states have you lived in?

states? only one, I've lived in 4 different countries though

33, Biggest annoyance right now?

stuff

34, Last song you listened to?

"If You're Gone" by Matchbox Twenty

35, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

...maybe... i just dont feel like it right now

36, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

I wish

37, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

my purple and black tennis shoes

38, Are you jealous of anyone?

rich people

39, Is anyone jealous of you?

doubtfull

40, do you love anyone?

love or love?

41, Do any of your friends have children?

not that i know of

42, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

i don't think so

43, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Nope.

44, What is the color of your car?

white

45, Do you like cats?

dogs are better, but they are not too bad

46, Are you thinking of someone right now?

now that you mention it...

47, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

yes

48, How did you get your worst scar?

i got bit by my dog and it got infected so i had to get surgery

49, Favorite TV Show?

do i have to name them all?

50, Favorite Fanfic Category to read?

Young Justice, Beyblade, Blue Exorcist, Batman, Super Smash Bros, Code Geass... yeah i think you get the idea

Do not read the next paragraph

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her alive. The murderer chanted Toma soto balcu as he buried her. Now that you have read that chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she suffocated. If you post this on you profile she will not bother you. You kindness will be rewarded.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

15. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

21. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Truths Of The World

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13.

People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight.

People call an oldman ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

If yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day.She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T!
Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but REPOST this if you're that 1% with a heart.

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug. (uh... ew)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

16 Yay! I'm not stupid! I think...

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

7 Reasons Not to Mess With Kids

Reason #1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human: it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Reason #2: A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl, who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from the drawing, the girl replied "They will in a minute."

Reason #3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five or six year old. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and the Mother, she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of the family) answered, "Though shall not kill."

Reason #4: One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Reason #5: The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer.' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."

Reason #6: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it and I would turn read in the face." The class said, "Yes." The teacher asked, "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Reason #7: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: "Take all you want - God is watching the apples!"

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
Brown - $100
Blonde - $50
Black - $15
Bald - $5
Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
Brown - $50
Green - $75
Blue - $150
Hazel - $100
Other - $15

Total so far: $250

Height:
Over 7′ - $200
6′8″ to 7′ - $175
6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $335

Age:

50 to 56 - $175
46 to 50 - $150
41 to 45 - $125
31 to 40 - $100
26 to 30 - $75
21 to 25 - $50
19 to 20 - $25
0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $435

Birth Order:
Twins or more than twins - $750
First born - $320
Only Child - $250
Second born - $150
Middle child - $100
Last Born - $100
Third born - $550
Fourth born - $300
Fifth born - $400
Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $755

Drink?
I did like once - $400
Only Holidays - $250
Sometimes - $215
YES - $200
Only weekends - $300
Every other day - $50
Once a day - $15
I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
No - $600

Total so far: $1,355

Vision?
perfect vision - $400
need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
No correction - $100
Glasses - $50
Contacts - $25
Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,555

Shoe Size:
13 - $300
12 and a half to 13 - $250
11 to 12 - $400
7 to 10 - $50
Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,605

Favorite Colors (multiple):
Green - $750
Red - $600
Black - $100
Yellow -$475
Brown - $300
Purple - $225
White - $400
Aqua - $350
Orange - $300
Blue - $300
Pink - $100
Other - $500

Total: $5,605

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
Yes - $0
Nope - add $1000
Some - $750

Final Total: $6,355

~cool I'm worth something~

Which Robin are you?

Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

[X] You are flexible

[X] You love the circus

[X] You have lost someone precious to you in death

[X] You are caring and kind

] You are very intelligent

] You're first language was not English

] You live with one parent/guardian

] You say “Holy _” a lot

] You have your own catchphrase.

] You are a leader

] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

[X] You have quit a team before

] You have made a name for yourself

] You are a very positive person.

[X] You have blue eyes

] You have black hair

TOTAL: 6

Jason Todd (2nd Robin)

] You are male

] You own a gun

[X] You have failed at something

[X] You have had a near-death experience

] You are headstrong and moody

[X] You make rash decisions

[X] You have inner turmoil no one understands

[X] You have a grudge against someone

[X] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

] You are out for revenge

[X] You prefer to work alone

[X] You have blue eyes

[X] You have a dark side...

] You have red hair

TOTAL: 9

Tim Drake (3rd Robin)

] You are male

] You come from a wealthy family

[X] You idolize someone

[X] You have lost someone close to you in death

[X] You think things through

] You are intelligent and quick to think

] You are good a figuring out puzzles

] You are a leader

[X] You get good grades

] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot (You mean all the fucking time)

[X] You lose your temper easily sometimes

[X] You are somewhat anti-social

] You prefer not to show your emotions

[X] You don't like to show off

] Your favorite color is red

[X] You have blue eyes

] You have black hair

TOTAL: 8

Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)

[X] You are female

] You don’t get along with your father

] You father has been in jail

[X] You are impulsive

[X] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

[X] You always feel you have something to prove

] You have had a child

] You change your appearance often

[X] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

[X] You have blue eyes

] You have blond hair

TOTAL: 6

Damian Wayne (5th Robin)

] You are male

] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

[X] You are short

[X] You are mature for your age

[X] You are always angry or easily annoyed

] You fight a lot, whether verbally or physically

] Your parents are/have been divorced

] You curse a lot

] You live with only your father

] You like cats

] You have your own catchphrase

[X] You have blue eyes

] You have black hair

TOTAL: 4

~Cool I'm most like Jason~