Author has written 78 stories for Hanna-Barbera, Addams Family, Misc. Tv Shows, Care Bears, Top Cat, Smurfs, Misc. Movies, Impossibles, Pac-Man, Hello Kitty/大好き!ハローキティ, Devilman/デビルマン, Astro Boy, Tom and Jerry, Munsters, Snorks, and Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. The power of love is a curious thing "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... But your kids are gonna love it." — Marty McFly, Back to the Future I know I should probably fix up this profile, but I don't really feel like it Name:Alexandra (most kids call me Alex even though there are other Alexs in my classes) Age: ??? Gender: isn't it obvious? I came up with my username after playing Super Mario 64 DS. Great game! My first Mario game! Aliases: Hocus Pocus Smurf, somegirl I love musicals! Hairspray, Footloose, Producers! I LOVE them! A lot of my stories involve music. Favorite song: Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News Favorite Quotes: Ricky Spanish- American Dad "Pinkie Pie, who banished fear by giggling in the face of danger, represents the spirit of LAUGHTER."— Twilight Sparkle Pinkamena Diane Pie- Pinkie Pie's mom Well it should be the Rainbow Dash Show! I'm the star!- Rainbow Dash "I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone. I have a crush on Rarity!"— Spike Spike has a crush on Rarity!- Twilight Sparkle Man!- Nostalgia Critic Nostalgia Critic: Has "Wax on, wax off" ever really taught anybody karate? Well, it did for this idiot. "The Karate Kid," a hokey but still effective sports film centered around a kid named Daniel who moved from Jersey to the Valley and keeps getting his ass whupped by a group of karate experts named Cobra... A-Chuck-A Norr-Issss!-Nostalgia Critic Elephant! I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so *you* don't have to. -Nostalgia Critic [when ever something inappropriate comes up in a family film] You know for kids! -Nostalgia Critic A Bat... Credit Card?... They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the BALLS... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute! -Nostalgia Critic Milo: Oh, my decision? Well, I think we've seen how effective my decisions have been. Let's recap: I led a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family! Not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man to the hands of a mercenary nutcase, who's probably going to sell it to the Kaiser! *pause* Have I left anything out? Kida: Cookies are sweet but yours is not, Sweet is kindly but that is not his name, Audrey is sweet but she is not your doctor... and the little burrowing animal called Mole...he is your pet? Kuzco: No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us? Yzma: Ah... uh... how did we, Kronk? Kronk: (pulls down the map with the dotted lines) Well ya got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. Kuzco: Y'know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult! Kuzco: So... Kronk seems, uh, nice. Yzma: Oh, he, um, he is. Kuzco: ...He's, what, in his... late twenties...? Pacha: We're on our honeymoon! Kuzco: (girlish giggle) Waitress: Brave of you to come out of the closet. Pacha: Uh oh. Kusco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yup. Kusco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kusco: ... Bring it on. Kuzco-as-narrator: Ugh, he's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb, and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this. Bugs: Speaking of toys, you know all those mugs and t-shirts lunchboxes with our pictures on em? Daffy: Yeah. Bugs: You, uh, ever seen any money from all that stuff? Daffy: (scoff) Not a cent. Bugs: Hm, me neither. Daffy: (sigh) It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're getting screwed. Donatello: She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Raphael: Isn't she the only girl you've ever seen? Donatello: My point still stands! “I may be small, but I'm scrappy! And I can ride circles around your big, old, rusty chassis!” —Bumblebee to Bulkhead, "Total Meltdown" Ho, I'm get you my place like hoes. Hookers and hotties and babes. Oh my! -NC and Todd Professor Keenbean: (speaks with a mouth full of food) My inventions! NC: (utterly confused) …What? Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Mayan vengeance? (Accompanying text plus an image of a couple Mayan tribesmen appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Mighty pensions? (Accompanying text plus an image of a bar graph appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Ma’s infections? (Accompanying text plus an image of a woman blowing her nose with a tissue appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Marty’s steakhouse? (Accompanying text plus an image of a BBQ dinner meal appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: CHEEEEWWWW!!! -Nostalgia Critic-Richie Rich (The theme music from “Pinky and the Brain” starts playing as NC imitates Timmy’s and Martin’s voices in place of those of Pinky and the Brain) NC (voiceover): (as Timmy) Gee, Martin, what’re we gonna do tonight? NC (voiceover): (as Martin) The same thing we do every night, stupid! Try to take over the world! Off-screen Singers: (as the lyrics are displayed on-screen parodying its inspiration) They’re Timmy and the Brain Nostalgia Critic-Secret of NIMH 2 Galactus: I CARE NOT FOR THE OPINIONS OF LESSER MORTALS REGARDING MY HAT. NC:(VO) I love how so accepting he is that there's just a swarmlord that kidnaps a princess, and they're gonna go find him now. But hey, if I was talking to a woodworm with the voice of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant fucking Ninja Turtles, I guess I'd believe anything too! NC:(VO) What the hell?! Did he just pull that spyglass out of his gonads?! (shows scene again) HE DID! He just pulled that spyglass out of his nuts! NC: All I gotta say, Germany is if this is what you think American history was like, BUGS BUNNY WAS MORE AUTHENTIC THAN YOU! Bugs: A-what'sa upa, docsa? NC: Indeed, Germany. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?! I'm the Nostalgia Critic and...read a book. Nostalgia Critic-Magic Voyage Dad: It didn't matter where he came from... Mom: He was ours. Dad: We were his. Mom: We were a family. Dad: It was the greatest day since— Mom: He had discovered Viagra. Dad: ... T-That... Wasn't... What— Mom: A penis should look like. Until he started taking it. Dad: Maybe if you'd let me finish— Mom: He would say all the time, but nothing ever came out! Dad: I don't think we should talk about this— Mom: Without visuals! [takes out a drawing of her and her husband in bed, her with a serious face and him crying his eyes out] Dad: JESUS CHRIST! Mom: He would cry every night until I showed him the online ads! Dad: Damnit, honey. This is already hard enough! Mom: Was the name of the brand we got. Dad: T-this is— Mom: Why we can't have children. Dad: ... Can we just go back to talking about the child that we grew in the backyard? I think we were winning her over much better with that. Right? Adoption lady: ... Dad: What's with the straight face? -Nostalgia critic Timothy Green People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers. -somewhere online Hamlet: I shall not look upon his like again. Crow: Why were you looking at his like? Hamlet: To be or not to be... Mike Nelson: The verbal equivalent of [hums the opening notes to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony] [Hamlet collapses into the throne] Mike Nelson: Who died and made you king? Hamlet: Here's metal more attractive. Crow: You are made of metal, right, Ophelia? [after seeing a German version of "Hamlet"] Crow: Well, Mike, this has convinced ME not to kill your Dad and marry your Mom. Tom Servo: Well, at least when the Germans are doing this they can't be up to any mischief. - MST3k, Hamlet 'It feel's like I'm being hugged by a tank' Mike J - 2014 "the cutscene is slightly longer than the full game"-Beta64, 2012 "You don't know how to count, Eggman. You need to watch more Sesame Street. -The Runaway Guys "I don't read books" -Chuggaaconroy Tim: So you're a talking Pikachu with no memories who's addicted to caffeine. -Pokémon: Detective Pikachu |
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