OK going to be upfront about this... It takes me forever even years to update because my update fairy is fleeting and strange along with my muse forgive me

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Story of a Boy chapter 8

From: Caiuslover

That part were snape kisses his feet was great. You know those lists of ways
to piss off voldemort I just thought of two
1) purposely put pieces of glass all over his house so when he walks around
with bare feet he get's cut
2) hand out mouth wash to the death eaters after they kiss his feet. Tell him
it's for sanitary reasons.

1-10-10

Hello its been a long while. When I get around to it I'm going to post a preview to the next chapter up on here for Story of a boy. I Love you all so much thank you for reviewing and keeping me going.

10-1-09

Its been a while my peeps I've been working on and Failing at updating Story of a boy. but I did update happest memory and have yet to get really any reviews for that so i'm a little sad... but thats understandable considering that it took me a year to update!

1-15-09

If you can guess who S.P. is in the current chapter of Story of a boy you'll get a little preview for the next chapter and I'm telling you that the next chapter has a plot twist one I haven't read/seen before and if you have please tell me because I would not mind checking it out... so please inform me of this... But yeah I have no one to beta for me now and I would really love it if some one volunteered...

12-16-08

I have the next two chapters of 'story of a boy' writen out in my note book... And when i went to type it my computer shorted out and so I have to use my moms which dosen't have microsoft word and that makes me so MAD! So yeah I"m going to be posting both chapter soon hopefully because my computer should be fixed shortly before or after x-mas... I'm going to start typeing it up at school but that might take a bit because I start wenter brake on friday so yeah... ..

7-23-08

I'm sorry to break this too ya all but I've gotta go to camp next week so you wont be getting an update soon but you might I don't know depends on how much time I have to write wail I'm at summer camp... Whoot!

8-8-08

I am currently working on two new stories... Ones a one shot the other is a maybe carry on story it depends on you guys so I really need you to tell me if I should keep Royal Riddle going when it gets up thanks...

9-13-08

Yeah I got a new computer a bit ago and I lost Story of a boy because of that... so its been a bit deficult to up-date... not to mention school started for me and I'm already being attacked by creative writeing assiments... Like the new one I have to do is write a fanficiton on Beowolf the pome like story thing not the movie.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

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If you know who Skittles is from the skittlevers, copy this to your profile.

If you like making references to Fanfiction that you have read, copy this to your profile.

If you love instrumentals and are proud of it, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever copied something from someone else profile, copy this to your profile to!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws

I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

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If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE MUSIC IN YOUR SOUL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Stories:

Love a crossed the stars... Complete

Story of a boy... typing trying to get a long chapter but taking a while due to school and loss of story...

Happiest memory...posted second chapter posted chapter

The Royal Riddle... Third chapter completed still needs to be typed