My name is Luciun Weasley-Ogg, and I’m a biped carbon-based life form.

In my spare time I enjoy walking upright and being warm-blooded, and I’m a libra.

I live here on planet Earth, a lump of rock orbiting a giant fireball in the middle of nowhere.

I feel I belong here.

There’s something about the atmosphere.

It suits me down to the ground.

The surface of the planet is about 70 percent water, which is nice because I’m about 70 percent water myself.

I share the remaining 30 percent with six billion others, each of whom has a 70 percent water body of their own.

Each of these bodies, like the planet, is composed of tiny particles which, on close examination, appear to have no solidity, but rather are pure energy.

And since they comprise everything in our world and our universe, this means we’re not solid either, nor is the planet.

However, if you pressed me, I’d say the purpose of life is joy in the present moment, and anyone who tells you different is a lying conniving arsehole.

Cheerio.

T

Top 12 HP Characters

1. Severus Snape (cutting Sev out of her life was lilys loss not his)

2. Phineus Nigelus Black (just so cool everything he says and does just drips with poise and intelligence)

3. Bellatrix Lestrange (crazy = sexy)

4. Nimphadora Tonks (she remides me of someone i knew in school who used to change there hair every week)

5. Luna Lovegood (cool in complatly diffrent way)

6. Hermione Granger (if it was'nt for her Harry and ron would have died years ago)

7. Lucius Malfoy (see no 2)

8. Ginny Weasley (the only member of that family with any sence)

9. Tom Marvello Riddle (if only he had grown up with a proper family)

10. Lily Evans (notice i said Evans not Potter)

11. Rubeus Hagrid (i share his love for unusual animals)

12. Remus Lupin (is only he wasn't so shy he would be higher up the list)

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hagrid/Hermione? no but il try anything once

2) Do you think Four is hot? oooh yeah

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Remus/Ginny I think arthur would murder him

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Tom Riddle Many quite a few good ones

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Phineus.Hermione i read a fic with this once it was quite good

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5/9 perhaps in a time traval fic

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? well since Phineus is dead and lucius dos'nt know either of them personaly. It wouldn’t happen. No.

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Lily/Bellatrix Lily gets captured by Death Eaters and Bella is assigned to torture duty much BDSM kinkyness ensues which they both enjoy.

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Severus/Ginny? doubt it

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic? Remus/Lucius: The Wolf and the Serpant

11) What kind of plot would you use if Four wanted to de-flower One? Serverus/Tonks ermsomething to do with the Black family conection perhaps

12) Does any on your friends list read Three het? I have no friends on here.

13) Does anyone on your friends list read or draw Eleven? see 12.

14) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five? see 12

15) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Lily would scream, “SEVERUSSSSS!!”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you use? I HATE SONGFICS

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Severus/Hermione/Remus Warning contains slash

18) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Lily/Phineus "can i dust your picture?"

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Luna, a few weeks ago very few people can get her right

20) What is Six's super secret kink? Hermione? shes a dominatrix of corse

21) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Tom/Rubeus maybe when they where both in school

22) If Three and Seven got together who tops? Bella/Lucius: Bella shes an obvious dominatrix

24) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were canon? Lucius/Ginny poor Harry :(