Name?

I've been called a great many things in my life. Pandastriker, the Magic man, that one guy, and, less commonly, hey asswipe quit stealing my newspaper.

Location?

Somewhere, were all somewhere man

Hobbies?

Does bear hunting with my pocket knife count as a hobby?

I'm a comedic writer by trade, and I write for various comedic websites under different pen names and profiles, so if you see something that looks familiar to me, you've either found me, or someone I've stolen from (I mean stolen from me. Totally. Don't think any different...) I came on here to explore other genres and to expand myself as a writer without having to create my own shit to write about, and not to focus on comedic writing for once in my life (as you may see, I've failed. I can't help myself some times). Anywho, don't expect me to put too much up on this site, because half the shit I write doesn't make it off my computer, and I'm only doing this as an experiment in all actuality, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.

So in conclusion, read my stuff or I'll do stuff to you while you sleep