Drabble written in literally five minutes. Enjoy.

I doesn't owns nothin'

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"Just say it Sam."

"Hell no Benson, you can't make me."

"Come on, it isn't going to kill you."

"Yeah it will."

"Will you stop being stubborn and just say it? You know it's true."

"Hey look, it's a squirrel!"

"You aren't going to distract me Sam, I'm not five."

"Seven?"

"Wow, you're so funny. Stop trying to change the subject Sam. One of these days you're going to have to say it, might as well be today."

"Bite me Benson."

"Probably later."

"God, you're such a dweeb."

"So I'm told."

"Are you ever going to leave me alone?"

"Not until you say those three little words I want to hear."

"I'm not going to say them."

"Then I'm just going to keep talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking-"

"Gah, shut the hell up!"

"And talking."

"I'm not going to say it Fredward, I would rather eat your mother's homemade no trans fat tofu brownies."

"I find that hard to believe."

"I find you hard to believe."

"Clever."

"Why thank you."

"Sarcasm Puckett."

"No one cares Benson."

"Alright listen Sam, we have reservations in twenty minutes so stop stalling and just say it. It's only three little words."

"Will you drop it Benson? I'm not going to say it."

"Come on, we've been dating for three years and you've never said them to me, so just do it and we can go."

"And what if I don't?"

"I will be very, very disappointed."

"Wow, you really are a pussy."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but-"

"Words hurt forever."

"I don't believe that's how it goes."

"I don't pretend to know sayings from like the 1700s."

"What makes you think it's from the 1700s?"

"Because no one nowadays uses sticks and stones to break bones. Bulldozers and chains do much more damage."

"That's true, who would want to use a rock really?"

"Totally. That's like prehistoric."

"Rocks are so misunderstood. Wait, what were we talking about?"

"Fried chicken?"

"Yeah probably. Oh did you hear about that new sauce they have- hold on. We weren't talking about that. You still have to admit those three words."

"I'm serious when I say this Freddie, drop it or I will drop you. Take your pick."

"I'm willing to take that chance. It isn't that hard to say Sam. Just three harmless words. I say them all the time."

"Harmless separate, but not together."

"If you don't hurry up with this were going to be late and the place is going to run out of that gravy you really like."

"NO! Hurry up and let's go!"

"I'm driving and we aren't going anywhere until you say it."

"…I can't believe I'm actually considering this."

"You would do it if you really care for me."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

"Okay, if I say it will you drop it and never make me say it again?"

"Depends."

"Alright fine. Just give me a minute to prepare myself."

"Take all the time you need. I don't need that gravy."

"Okay…here goes nothing."

"Just three little words Samantha."

"I…was… wrong. There ya happy now nubby?"

"That's my girl."

"You know what? How about you go fuc-"

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