True Queen Of Chaoshide bio
 Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. /pokes head out from under the rock she's been hiding under all year/ Hello? ... Im baaaaaaaaack! Some things I have come to love... Nylon, The Joy Formidable, Lemon drops, Heroes, House, Harry, Youtube, Writing, Procrastinating, Reading, Stealing the last bite, Britains Got Talent, Plotting, Action Figures, walking, dramatic entrances, people who smile back, Twilight, , Toenail polish, Dexter, Turning off the phone, Jelly beans, and pretending that I know what Im doing. If you like something I've written, hate something I've written, mildly disaproved of what I've written, laughed at what I've written, or just want to become chums, I'm game!! I love chatting with everything that can chat back, and some things that cant, so PM me :) Not on this page but stories I've written are at The Review Lounge, which is an outrageously cool harry potter writing thingy with prompts that everyone can join in on. I wrote about Moaning Myrtle in their 'Rainbow" challenge, and about Neville Longbottom in the Halloween one. Check 'em out if you want to! Much much love |
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Scars by Eartha reviews
Scars. Draco knew about scars. It was best, he knew, to have them in places people didn't see. Scars should be hidden behind shadows and securely underneath one's robes. His father taught him that. A candid conversation between D&H. CH. 2: Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M., Dudley D., Scorpius M. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15836 - Favs: 13,285 - Follows: 12,927 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 6818 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 7,409 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 8,347 - Follows: 11,069 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7136 - Favs: 14,842 - Follows: 11,610 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 228,950 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 7,359 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16567 - Favs: 11,528 - Follows: 10,007 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Before the Dawn by jharad17 reviews
Sequel to Walk the Shadows. After a horrific summer, Harry seems to be recovering from his ordeal, with the help of Snape and Lupin, as well as his friends, including, oddly enough, Draco Malfoy. But appearances can be deceiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,816 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Where's the Girl? by The-Darkness-In-The-Bright reviews
Songfic to Where's the Girl? Major DH Spoilers! Severus Snape's redemption. Reviews are much appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9051 - Favs: 13,602 - Follows: 10,422 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Faces by Bil reviews
How we see people is not how they see themselves. Series of unconnected character sketches. LL, HP, NL, HG, GW, RW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
From Method to Madness by SideshowStarlet reviews
AU. Harry is an evil baby genius bent on ruling the world and killing his mother. Based on Stewie from "Family Guy." Will he forgive himself for not killing his parents before Voldie got to them? Will he achieve world domination?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P.
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Discourses by disco flashh reviews
A million words can mean a million things, so here are a million moments that explain them. Drabble series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8443 - Favs: 11,216 - Follows: 5,754 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wanting and Kneading by Digitallace reviews
spelling is intentional: Draco takes a vacation, in attempt to relax, when a sudden run-in with Harry Potter might make that impossible -two shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,549 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Forgive The Vine by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
All it takes to set you free is one moment of repentance, and Lo: “out of the mouth of babes” shall come wisdom. Crabbe gets a little lesson in forgiveness.... from a First Year. Future-fic, drabble, all-dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Vincent C., OC - Complete
Overlooked by rainbowfish22 reviews
Leah Clearwater was one of those people you just couldn't ignore. Leah drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare by picascribit reviews
2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know. Written 2009, edited 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 6,595 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
the name of the game by ravenclawroyalty reviews
ch five is up after and atrociously long wait. James and his friends play different games with Lily and her friends. Some semblance of a plot is beginning to emerge. Lily/James, Sirius/OC, Remus/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
His First Kiss by sundoll reviews
Cho Chang wasn't Harry's first kiss; in fact, our hero's been a heartbreaker since primary school! Oneshot, cute little romance on the play yard. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Reviews Lounge reviews
A series of oneshots- each by a different author - for the Reviews Lounge Halloween Project. R&R please."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,302 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
With Difference by Simply Kelp reviews
Luna is captured, and questioned by Voldemort. People were normally mad after he finished with them, not before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort
Define Normal by Light Up The Sky reviews
What would happen if everyone in Forks found out about the Cullens being vampires?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2596 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by ishandtwofourths reviews
POA-era. Allegations of fraud are made against former professor Gilderoy Lockhart, and Auror Trainee Tonks is assigned the case. It was supposed to be a simple job, but when she meets the new DADA professor, things get a bit more complicated... R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,889 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curtains by Kore-of-Myth reviews
-"It was a role that he had not originally wanted, but like any actor he took it with grace." - Before he barges in on the Great Hall, Quirinus Quirrel muses on his performance in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
the ups and downs of next to you by She's a Star reviews
Four times Angela wants to move away from Oscar, and one time she's glad that she's where she is.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Hogwarts Love Triangle? by Bil reviews
Rita Skeeter never did allow facts to get in the way of a good story. Albus is amused. Set during PS. AD, MM, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Moon Beloved by Bil reviews
There's no escape when the monster lives inside your skin. Remus lives balanced between the wolf and the human. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Leprosy by f.f. lindy reviews
A JimPOV one-shot that's probably fluffy enough to make you sick... I'm so proud.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
PS Sorry 'Bout All That by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 216 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Status Updates by scullyseviltwin reviews
There are so many things she never knew about him, portions of him that unravel sporadically. JimPam
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Summer Rains by vballmania23 reviews
Oneshot. "A dark figure shuffles along the sidewalk. My first thought is that it is one of my old war buddies. It is in the way he walks, shoulders hunched and head bowed." Someone sees Harry walking in the rain and reflects. Set any summer post-GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 470 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
The Loveliest Woman You Could Ever Happen to Meet by Sasparilla reviews
My name is Dolores Jane Umbridge. And I am possibly the loveliest woman you could ever happen to meet. Truly there is no one more divine than I. I am as dainty as a fairy and as intelligent as a sphinx. Hem, hem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
It's A Small World After All by Marauding Mara reviews
One-shot, former challenge entry. Voldemort sends his personal favourite Bellatrix Lestrange on a special mission. Unfortunately something goes terribly wrong and when Bella finally wakes up, she is shocked to find herself in the world of... Walt Disney?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Forgotten Roses by msllamalover reviews
At Lavender's wedding, Parvati presents the bride and groom with a bouquet of black and blue roses. In the middle she hides a single red rose. Written for the Coloured Roses challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Parvati P., Dean T. - Complete
Stupid Things by Elealyan reviews
Of all the very many stupid things Ron has done over the course of his life, getting married may just be the worst. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Classic Misunderstanding by Aly-Cat101 reviews
Hermione asked a simple question but Ron, being the clueless boy we all know and love, takes it differently. FLUFFY. Ron x Hermione. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I Promise by WhoWillSaveUs reviews
I promise...When you are three and you fall and scrape your leg, I will be there to hold you and fix the hurt." Short Prose on Quil and Claire. How Quil's responsibilities change as she grows older.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Her Greatest Mistake by msllamalover reviews
Five time Minerva McGonagoll was wrong. Written for the five things challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Beast by icefire-lioness reviews
Written for a challenge on SAYS; before the Marauders knew about Remus' lycanthropy, what horrors must he have gone through? He doesn't have control over his actions, he becomes something else entirely. What must that feel like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
No Absence of Pink by sasherxcopy reviews
Remus attends an Order meeting in which he gets more than he originally expected. Written for the Timeless Moon Ball @ Metamorphic Moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Simply Watching and Waiting by msllamalover reviews
Scabbers thinks fondly of his beautiful young owner. Written for Wotcher-Tonks' Never Before Seen Pairing challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Peter P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 227 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Bloody Hell by lilbratty74 reviews
When Hermione swears it causes a bet between her and Ron. Who will win? Yet another R/Hr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Are You Awake? by kaymbee reviews
Only one bed in her infirmary was still filled, but that one occupant concerned Poppy Pomfrey greatly. It was going to take a different kind of medicine than Poppy could provide to rouse Lavender Brown from her bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
Deadweight by Lady Bracknell reviews
Edward and his old friend control have become hopelessly estranged.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thunder by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
What's a father to do when his daughter is afraid of the thunder? Ron and Rosie in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Scar by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily decides she going to make her daddy "all better." Harry and Lily in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Cartwheels by Stevie K reviews
Little Luna learns about loopholes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Fairytales by disco flashh reviews
She would tell the stories of heroes and magic, a fairytale in a world that didn't have real ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
In the Gryffindor Common Room by Hile reviews
Ron contemplates certain dislikes, Harry, and the color of Hermione's knickers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Three Word Consequences by painted.inkblot reviews
Five times Dean Thomas should have said, "I love you." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Dean T. - Complete
Frail by sahvah reviews
She tops off his glass; they’re not likely to get through this conversation without the proper fuel. It’s suddenly clear all her efforts were never enough. He wishes she were more giving, more delicate. He's never noticed she tries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Sketchbook Drawing by painted.inkblot reviews
Sometimes Gabrielle Delacour feels like one of those drawings in an artist's sketchbook, all scribbled over. Character sketch/oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 455 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Road to Nowhere by SideshowStarlet reviews
The Dursleys flee their letter filled house, and Harry and Dudley discuss their love-hate relationship in the backseat. Based on the Family Guy song "Road to Rhode Island."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Broken by Amorous reviews
We all make mistakes. Jacobs pov
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Preservation of Memory by opalish reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In The Eyes by MetalCloud reviews
Severus never looks Potter in the eyes. To look him in the eyes would be damning
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid Kid by NittanyLizard reviews
Roy figured the best way to raise his kid would be to do the opposite of everything his dad had done. He thought he was doing a mighty good job of it, too.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Dallas W. - Complete
Too Many Faces by msllamalover reviews
Nymphadora Tonks has too many different faces. Written for Cuba's Flying Solo challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - N. Tonks - Complete
Death's Door by Luna's Blades reviews
She dances between the graves. Luna's last night on Earth. Rated for mentions of violence. Features the Endless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Witch Weasley by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
one-shot Hermione accidentally lets slip to Ron that she's faniced all of his brothers. But what will he say when he finds out which one she likes now? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sunkissed by Angel Ren reviews
Twilight: Bella goes with Mike to a sunny beach party on the rare cloudless day in Forks. She comes back as red as a strawberry. Edward deals with the mortal predicament in a very... fluffy manner. OneShot! Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upside Down by Bad Mum reviews
Ron and Hermione and different priorities. Silly, fluffy and drabbly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hand of Glory by dzio reviews
Most great discoveries are not made on purpose. You try to find a way to India and end up in the Caribbean. An apple falls on your head and the theory of gravity is born. Harry Potter's discovery was equally accidental. And equally important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Contemporary by Amorous reviews
Bella dances. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila reviews
To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,380 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bundle of Joy by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot, MWPP: Babies were sort of cute, Remus supposed. Just not the one residing in his apartment with Sirius claiming they were the parents of. Clearly Sirius needed a refresher on the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pick Up Line by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In a Heaven Full of Socks by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
A poem tribute to Dobby, a free elf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Dobby - Complete
Queen by Espoir Noir reviews
There were daisies in her hair the day he realised he was in love with Hannah Abbott." For the Reviews Lounge April List Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Teaspoon by Annikaya reviews
Ron counts the times he can make Harry laugh and knows one day he won't have to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stars Not of Silver, But Tin by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Chapter 34 of DH. Instead of calling up his family, Harry uses the Resurrection Stone to thank the man to whom he owes so much: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sun Colors by Violin Ghost reviews
Ginny is frustrated, Luna is firm, and Hermione - startlingly - helps Luna see things in a different light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Just This One Time by Ms.WrightingFantasy reviews
A four-year-old Draco floos to Severus's house late one night asking to spend the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
History by faelyn leaf reviews
Harry dies and has a conversation with the bravest man he ever knew. A goodbye letter from me to Harry Potter, ten months in making.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Trouble With Names by Kevin3 reviews
Parody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Albus S. P., Jimmy P. - Complete
Still Life With by AttilatehBun reviews
-Dean knows her, understands what she means by the angle of her hips or how much she's chewing on her hair as she speaks.- Dean/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
First Choice by msllamalover reviews
Luna looks at the clouds, and contemplates friendship. Just a short insight into Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Merlin, Look At Those! by Taleitha reviews
Lily decided that her new bra was a mistake just half an hour after putting it on. Oneshot, rated T just to be safe. R&R please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dear Mrs Potter by brainychick53 reviews
Deputy Headmistress Hermione J. Weasley's job to keep the parents updated on what kind of mischief is going on with their children. Well you can bet that the Potters are always in trouble. What with Albus trying to wrestle with the Gaint Squid and all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ginny W., Albus D. - Complete
D Sharp by peanutbutter126 reviews
Of all the things Rosalie could be doing, she could not believe that she was teaching Bella Swan how to play the piano.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Ridiculous by InterruptedProgress reviews
Edward takes his overprotection to a new level, leaving Bella thoroughly annoyed. One-shot Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beginnings by Gilpin reviews
She wore a black glittery top over faded jeans and he looked into the young, upturned face which was wide at the brow, pointed at the chin, and the colour of warm ivory. When Remus met Tonks... Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6427 - Favs: 17,399 - Follows: 6,128 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
They Were Weasleys by Elledreamer reviews
Everybody knew them. Everybody knew the Weasleys....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Malora reviews
For the "Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue" challenge on potionsandsnitches: "Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry's other belongings, but she manages to barely escape." Hedwig must seek help for Harry, before her injuries and the cold overtake her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Hedwig - Complete
Spawn of Potter by missy mee reviews
Because really, who calls their kid Albus Severus?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Odds and Evens by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
ONESHOT. Percy wants to scream and to shout, because odds are dire and this is dire and how can they sit there, so complacent and happy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Percy W. - Complete
A Mary for Me by Sthrissa reviews
Severus Snape's Mary Sue woes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Night in April by Tink508 reviews
How did James finally get Lily to go on a date with him? Well, it he didn't ask her, that's for sure. Rating just to be safe because of light swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry's Fault by MBP reviews
Starting in their fourth year at Hogwarts, someone dies every year, and Harry always feels responsible. It's up to the people who love him to convince him he isn't. HarryWeasleycentric. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Those Three Words by jaebyrd reviews
She wanted her 'I love you' to have its own significant moment away from the danger and urgency of war. She wanted her love to be said at a moment of tranquil pleasure, just the two of them, simply said away from the chaos of outside forces. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love, Your Pocket Sized Friends by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Remus has always known his friends were unique, but to provide an all-out confrontation to tell Remus that he resembled a creature that they might name something cute like "Snuggleface?" Second year. The confrontation about Remus' lycanthropy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pet Peeves by JodieLove reviews
I, Lily Evans, have made a list of my top 10 pet peeves. They don't relate to James Potter in any way. Not at all. Nope. Believe me! LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mint Versus Mistletoe by Defying.Expectations reviews
Often, when we do something, we have an intention behind the action. We usually finish the action with rather different intentions, however. Bellatrix learns this one evening when she goes to visit Severus at his home in Spinner's End. Severus/Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by inkvoices reviews
A friendship fic set in Ginny's second year at Hogwarts: Ginny has bad memories, the twins have bad jokes and Luna has interesting cakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mr Moony and Mr Padfoot by dozydoris90 reviews
Mr Moony was baking cookies in the kitchen when Mr Padfoot entered, his nose in the air, lured by the mouth-watering smell. He consequently ate them.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3460 - Favs: 4,840 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 909 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Change in History: The Philosopher's Stone by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
AU: Sequel to ACiH. Harry, Blaise, Theo and Draco are finally off to Hogwarts. However, not everything is as it seems. By the end of the year Harry will lose someone close to him, fight his own battles and realize just what it means to be the Dark Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P.
Adolescent Rebellion by Grim Lupine reviews
In which Rose and Scorpius are dating, Ron is vaguely homicidal, Hermione is practical, Draco is weary, Lily and Hugo are unsurprised, and Albus wants to collect his money. oneshot ScorpiusRose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Monsters Under Your Bed by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. It is a nameless, faceless fear that grips your heart when the lights go out, the stars twinkle ominously and the darkness seems to take a life of its own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Doe In Severus by Defying.Expectations reviews
Lily is getting married to James Potter tomorrow. Severus knows he only has one more chance to reach her before she's gone for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 4,725 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Memory Keepers by Lexie-H reviews
Oneshot. Because sometimes all that's left is memories, and the relentless battle to preserve them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
The whistling of the Tripling Tipster by strange organized chaos reviews
We're Weasley Professor, we all have something to prove."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Ginny W., Albus D. - Complete
Shopping at Walmart by Light Up The Sky reviews
Welcome to humiliation buddy. Edward and Bella pairing. Comedy oneshot, read and review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Horrors on Lavender Brown's List by febitoria reviews
In which Lavender and Harry are dating, Lavender choses a nickname for him, and Harry goes into a comalike state. HPLB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Mistletoe Mischief by Light Up The Sky reviews
a kiss is just too much to ask for James Potter. James and Lily pairing! Leave reviews, my first HP fiction. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ten Years Gone by Bowles reviews
Ten years after they last met, Harry encounters Dudley in the Muggle world and finds that time has changed the youngest Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Shut up, Harry by Cribellate reviews
So what if he's a few bees short of a hive? I'm allergic to bees anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
All Kinds of Grief by SasukeBlade reviews
A way Draco Malfoy could have been redeemed, but wasn't. Our antihero, Mrs. Weasley, and a discussion they should have had, but didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Draco M., Molly W. - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Phoenix Tears Rising by Illeanah reviews
Panicked Lily ancient potion Death Eater Raid magic adventure, time travel and the true meaning of family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,339 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Godric G. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Lady Bracknell reviews
For all his supposed genius, Sirius Black had always had rather a blind spot for the patently obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Tick, Tock by WednesdayJones reviews
When facing iminent death, what's the last thing you'll think of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Needs by madd.z reviews
[OneShot] Chapter 26 of Eclipse in Edwards POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Remembrance by Trapped in Icy Flame reviews
History would remember Hermione Granger as a woman who walked with heroes. They remembered her in a different way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Primoris Oraculum Duo by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Sequel to The First Prophecy. AU 6th year, disregards events after POA. Harry with Snape guardianmentor, dealing with past abuse, present angst, changing perspectives and relationships. Later chapters may be violent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,538 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle-31a reviews
Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Surprised By Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Jess Pallas reviews
One Shot Set Post Imperius A series of interludes in Remus and Tonks' life at Winter Hollow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
the things you could get used to by She's a Star reviews
Ryan, Kelly, and one of those instances that should make him want to run like hell.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
An Illicit Apology by Aedammair reviews
The last time they were alone together, he kissed her senseless and while she isn’t quite willing to admit it was horrible, she’s not entirely sure she wants to repeat it. [SinistraSnape]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by Sky Samuelle reviews
‘You call everyone of my birth Mudblood Severus, why should I be any different?’ Snapshots of a different world: one slip of the tongue saved them, whereas another almost destroyed them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Real Men by KismetHappens reviews
Edward wants to know why Bella has such an obsession with Mr. Clean. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Conversations About A Werewolf by Lenina Crowne reviews
RLNT. A series of vignettes highlighting Tonks' attempts at gathering information on Remus. Set during OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Whilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Weasley Tradition by thenlaugh reviews
ONESHOT It’s common knowledge that Weasley traditions are of a legendary nature once made, they stick, and stick stronger than Sirius Black’s bikini clad muggle pictures to his bedroom wall at Grimmauld Place.PostDH HG fluff 5 years before Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Homecoming by Amara Anon reviews
Harry and his friends ride the Hogwarts Express home after Voldemort's defeat. But a surprise awaits Harry at platform nine and three quarters. DH Spoilers. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Know Something You Don't Know by syntheticxsunshine reviews
Remus discovers how much Sirius knows about his feelings for Tonks through a series of smirkdeciphering, namecalling, and reminiscing of their hilarious Marauder days. Oneshot, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
That Old Fashioned Family Nobility by ckret2 reviews
DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
Potter by Defying.Expectations reviews
A drabble in which Severus Snape sees Harry Potter for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Helping Harry by Lady Alinor reviews
Harry's depressed, and Luna decides to take matters into her own hands. DH spoilers, ignores epilogue. Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Naming of Weasleys by Bad Mum reviews
What would a seventh Weasley son have been called? A Weasley family story to make you smile, set just before Ginny's birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Favorite Animal? by syntheticxsunshine reviews
When Lily reveals one of her favorite animals to the Marauders, what does James have in mind? LJ, oneshot, MWPP era in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unexpected Friends by MandyPandaa reviews
Little Albus Severus and Scorpius meet for the first time on a fateful trip to Diagon Alley. Bloodline barriers are crossed, new friends are made. Cute little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
What Might Have Been by snarkyroxy reviews
When the Mirror of Erised resided at Hogwarts, Harry wasn't the only one to stumble upon it and look into its depths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Other Side by Philippa reviews
BOOK 7 SPOILERS! When Snape wakes beyond death, he finds more than one person waiting to greet him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Albus Severus by Niknak1012 reviews
The second son of the Boy Who Lived is born, with the eyes... the eyes that seemed to bewitch many. But what to name him? Oneshot. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Absolute Last Game Of All Star Murder Ball by Cain Porter reviews
Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville say goodbye. Vague spoilers for DH. There may be canon errors, so enjoy it for what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Goblet, Placed Upright by Fyrefly reviews
DH Spoilers. The ghost of a dark man converses with a boy playing in the woods: Snape discovers his namesake. DramaHumorAngst? implied SL, Albus Potter. Based loosely on the meanings of two names AN, and the question: What IS in a name?...Redemption?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Welcome the Half Blood Prince by Slytherin Redeemed reviews
[DEATHLY HALLOWS Spoilers!][SSLE, JPLE][Updated 7.29.07] It was the first smile Severus Snape, feared Occlumens, Legilimens, and Head of Slytherin, renowned Potions Master, and ultimately Headmaster of Hogwarts, had had on his face in a good long while.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nineteen Years Later by pineappletop92 reviews
DH SPOILERS. Nineteen years later. We know what happened to Harry and his friends, but what about George Weasley? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
My Brother's Eulogy by missick93 reviews
He's gone. He's really gone. The ahole left me behind. ::SPOLIERS:: Don't read if you haven't read Deathly Hallows! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Over The Moon by Lady Bracknell reviews
Having made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date, little suspecting how choppy the waters will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 7,301 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot, MWPP: Sometimes Remus can't shake the feeling that he doesn't belong, as if everything around him is just a pretty lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It Doesn't Take a Prophecy by Brenn.K reviews
Harry’s caught by Severus, yet again. But, this goes just slightly different than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Excellent Foresight by something-like-love reviews
A four year old Minerva McGonagall loses her parents and brother at a Ministry party. Thankfully, an auburn haired, bespectacled man helps her to find them, and Minerva decided she rather likes him. ADMM!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Chivalry and The Citrus Flavored Beverage by She's a Star reviews
Ryan returns, to the great distress of everyone. Andy tries to ease the suffering.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Flibbertigibbet by Defying.Expectations reviews
Narcissa Black is called a word that she does not know the definition of. Curious to find out the meaning, she strikes up a conversation with Severus Snape. A light, short piece showing a snippet of Narcissa's time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
And Things that Go Bump in the Night by The Treacle Tart reviews
When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Acquainted with the Night by hilarity reviews
COMPLETE! AU Sirius refuses to remember, and Harry refuses to forget. So what happens when one gives up and the other is suddenly immersed in horrors they had completely forgotten?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,455 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 745 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Harmony by She's a Star reviews
Five impromptu duets between Kelly Kapoor and Andy Bernard.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
What To Make Of Him by Lady Bracknell reviews
Neither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Kinda Love Story by thunder skies reviews
This called for drastic measures. She reached out and grabbed the back of his robes and jerked him back toward her. With a flush of pleasure she noticed he looked vaguely unnerved. And that was always good. [SnapeSinistra drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
At Sea by Bil reviews
One last birthday. Harry's never had that much luck with birthdays. Warning: Character death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Freedom: A Debt Repaid by SilverDagger640 reviews
Oneshot. The war is ended and the world demands a scapegoat. Snape fits the role well, and his old apprentice Harry Potter pays him a visit in Azakaban. The result is not what he expects. No pairings. Rating just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 255 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The One and the Other by Bil reviews
If no one knows you exist, are you just a figment of your own imagination? Or: Why is Harry so normal? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Proposing by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
Fred and Bill were both wet and had guilty looks on their faces, and Charlie seemed to be sulking. George was humming ‘What Child Is This?’ under his breath, Harry was smirking, and Ron, Ron was getting ready to propose. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Mortified by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus has a secret he's afraid to tell Tonks, which pertains to certain feelings he had for someone in the past. Sirius kindly drops him in it. Sequel to Crushed, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
love & marriage? by She's a Star reviews
Jim pops the question. To Dwight.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
180 Degrees by Lirazel reviews
“It is as though the triangle has collapsed, and without him, they do not know how to relate to each other.” RHr angsty oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Day Ever? by She's a Star reviews
It's day one of his banishment to Kelly's corner of the office, and Ryan valiantly attempts to not go crazy.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Of Ordinary Wizards by Delaine reviews
Of Ordinary Wizards is about the tangled knots of enmity and having the courage to unravel them. It's about realizing you don't have the whole story when you were certain you did. Post HBP. An Albus Severus Harry fic. An AU book seven story. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 168,636 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happiness Comes in Unlikely Forms by Aeronnen reviews
Dobby's Weezy has given him a nice Gryffindor jumper but will Winky like it? WinkyDobby One shot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Dobby - Complete
why the fruit is forbidden by She's a Star reviews
Five times Angela wishes she were a little bit whorish.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Of Cousins, Landslides, and Broken Bones by Bil reviews
After Death Eaters interrupt a meeting, Minerva McGonagall gets a closer look at Severus and Harry's relationship. Post HBP. Nonslash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
well then i like seeing you at bedtime by She's a Star reviews
Pillow talk, or something like it.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Office Strange Love by She's a Star reviews
The Jedi must not know love. Volunteer sheriffs should be no different. Dwight fights his tumultuous attraction to a certain head accountant.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
against the gloom and the fluorescent lights by She's a Star reviews
It takes three days for Jim to decide that the new receptionist is pretty much the greatest girl ever.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Kiss of Life by Bil reviews
Harry contemplates CPR and the consequences thereof. Not HBP compliant. Set 6th or 7th year. HP, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
in spite of me by She's a Star reviews
In which Ryan gradually falls for Kelly. In his own bleak, Ryanish way.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 299 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Brokeback Dunder Mifflin? by She's a Star reviews
It's Halloween at the office, and, drawing his costume inspiration from a certain Ledger and Gyllenhaal flick, Michael wishes he knew how to quit Ryan. Everyone else just wishes they knew how to quit.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Spectrum by Lirazel reviews
“Magic had a thousand flavors, a thousand hues, but none could give him peace.” Harry, post7th year oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Phoenix’s Choice by BajaB reviews
Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 643 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Men by Bil reviews
PostHBP. Harry runs into Snape. They manage to communicate for once. HP, SS. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Whole Eternity in One Minute by Selena Hufflepuff reviews
His eyes fell on another single person sitting on a corner. A person that, he was certain, didn’t judge him by his appearance, a person that was nice and funny… a person like him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Marauders Redux by jncar reviews
Evenings with Nymphadora and Bill make Remus and Sirius feel 20 years younger, until Remus' growing attraction to Tonks reminds him of his true age. He must decide what to do when his new friends' give Sirius a dangerous surprise for his birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,723 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by Kerrymdb reviews
Oneshot! Tonks visits Remus when he's sick with her basket of goodies. Will she find the big, bad wolf or perhaps Prince Charming? RemusTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Retrograde by MrsTater reviews
Sequel to Movement: Tonks strongly suspected, though she hadn't much experience, that it wasn't normal for adults who fancied other adults to do what she was doing now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Page of Pentacles by Kerrymdb reviews
The Hogwarts Express was where she first noticed him. He called himself a nobody. That saddened her. Couldn’t he see that everyone was somebody? NevilleLuna. One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
L'ongle d'orteil d'Ickiblog by evansentranced reviews
Dean has a new project. Seamus is determined to find out what it is. Then Seamus corrupts a small child and Dean realizes that sometimes you have to let go. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Chocolate with the headmaster by Bagge reviews
Luna shares a nightly cup of chocolate with Albus Dumbledore during her first year at Hogwarts, and they both manage to find a confidant in the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Luna L., Albus D. - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Monster in Harry's Chest vs Dean Thomas by L. Dora Willows reviews
Ever wonder what would've happened if that monster in Harry's chest who hated Dean so much had an encounter with him? Mentions of HG and Rhr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Divination by evansentranced reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Weasley by punned reviews
If the Sorting Hat even had a head, it would have a headache. A headache spanning several decades.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Tattoos by adamolupin reviews
Who protects the protectors? A RLNT drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Your Mind to Mine by Bil reviews
AU. At the Welcoming Feast in PS, Harry's scar hurt when he looked past Quirrell at Snape. What if there was another reason to that given? Snape gets a glimpse of the real Harry. HP, SS. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Gryffindor Victory by Elizabeth90 reviews
We all know how Harry felt about his kiss with Ginny in Book 6, but what were Ginny's thoughts as the event unfolded? And what exactly did they do afterward on the grounds? An HBP missing moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's First Friend by Hippie Jade reviews
Part three of the Harry’s First series. Lily is worried about Harry’s new friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Boil You Up Some Hot Strong Love by She's a Star reviews
In which Snape has a headache, Auriga contemplates sexy fictional vampires, and Celestina Warbeck proves a more effective torture device than all three Unforgivables put together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Harry's First Steps by Hippie Jade reviews
Sequel to Harry's First Word. Part two of the Harry’s First series. The REAL reason Snape hates Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's First Word by Hippie Jade reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 462 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Always Coming Home by Lirazel reviews
“Somehow you all always knew that you would end up back here.” PostHogwarts oneshot RHr, HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Polished Tea Cups by Luna Obsessed reviews
Severus Snape thought he was in for another boring year of idiotic first years the art of Potions. Then he met the eccentric Luna Lovegood, and everything turned upside down....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Letters by She's a Star reviews
The summer after their first year at Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione endure returning home, being apart, and a certain unfortunate inability to communicate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by She's a Star reviews
In moments like this, Ron can't help but suspect he's gone mental.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Scent of a Woman by She's a Star reviews
In which Ron fights his way through a difficult question, and Harry fights the uncontrollable urge to laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 335 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Gratitude by Bil reviews
Snape tortures Harry. Not HBP compliant. SS, HP, LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What A Sodding Git by Pantz reviews
She isn't jeaous. Of course she isn't. That would be silly and Hermione Granger is never silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dada by Wrinkles the Troll reviews
Ron and Hermione have a child, Ann. Ann is less than a year eold, and one night when Hermione's out shopping, leaving Ron and Harry to babysit, Ann decides to surprise them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
The Art of Mothering by Author Gal reviews
It was just a tiny word, hardly significant. She’d heard it before, and she would hear it many times more. But this time it was different, and she would cherish that moment for the rest of her life. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
A Robbery to remember by BajaB reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Give Me Back My Underpants by isthatacorner reviews
Lily Evans. Smart, sweet, perfect. Until someone steals something from her. Then, someone is going to pay. A oneshot. rated for mild swearing and death threats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
At Midnight by Bil reviews
Tomorrow it would be a dream ... today it seemed inevitable. Set during OotP, Harry and Draco share a moment of understanding. HP, DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightshade by Salazarfalcon reviews
The war is over, and Harry, sick of magic in general, works in the psychiatric ward in a children's hospital. However, he meets his first, and most unusual patient. A young boy of only ten, who sees the most terrible things. Things no one else can see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Act of Murder by Bil reviews
In the end, Harry was no better than his foe. Heroes are only human. HP, SS. Final battle, preHBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Starved by mosylu reviews
During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Bil reviews
It was a fairy tale, and he had his role to play. SS. Complete. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Things I Will Keep by Penny-in-the-sky reviews
There are two kinds of greeting cards: the kind you throw out and the kind you think are worth holding on to. Ron distinguishes between the two while in the hospital wing. Companion piece to I can't talk about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Can't Talk About It by Penny-in-the-sky reviews
Hermione flees from the amorous pursuits of one Cormac McLaggen, and Ron's timing is impeccable. For once. Contains HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
99 Problems by Penny-in-the-sky reviews
Ron's on the couch as Dr Bill dissects his lovelife. Or something like that. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Brotherly Duties by Perse reviews
Homesickness can take even the most unlikely victims. A sweet little Weasley brothers oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/7/2005 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Capturing Luna by Larna Mandrea reviews
Colin Creevey works to develop a picture of his girlfriend, but nothing seems to show her true self. Oneshot. ColinLuna. Sticks to OotP canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Luna L. - Complete
I Surrender, And I Choose Dare by writeaboutweasley reviews
Parvarti and Lavender are playing truth or dare and beg Hermione to join. She does and decides that she's made a mistake the minute she chooses dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 566 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 9,141 - Follows: 2,556 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ensnaring Insanity by Howl reviews
They become, to the mildest degree, insane. Harry is captured by 'The Dark Lord'. He listens for the Grim Reaper's light footsteps, he thrives in deadly secrets, and he 'ensnares the senses'...all to survive...if he can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Watering Hole by evansentranced reviews
In the aftermath of FrednGeorge's movie, they realize they forgot something. Hermione reminds them, and Harry unwillingly plays the hero. One shot. Set after WWP:HOS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Hero Training by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
We all know Harrry needs to be trained to fight Voldemort, and we all know that Dumbledore is the one to do it. A rather... different look at Dumbledore's version of training.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
The Stone is Coming Here by VigilSoul reviews
Set before HP&PS. Ever wonder how Snape came up with the idea for that riddle? Snape Sinistra banter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
What You'll Sorely Miss by Vanilla Twist reviews
A snippet from the Slytherin Common room after the second task of the TriWizard Tournament. DP Oneshot Read and Review, Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Andromeda Rising by cecelle reviews
One-shot. She had loved the stars for as long as she could remember... This started out as a story about Prof. Sinistra, but then of course Severus Snape showed up, as he has a tendency to do in my stories....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2005 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
Anthem for Doomed Youth by Skybright Daye reviews
After the War is won, after the heroes have faded into legend, one mysterious portrait remains -- and one student is determined to get to the bottom of it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
In From The Cold by Jess Pallas reviews
A drink with Tonks at the Three Broomsticks and an unexpected surge of bad weather has a surprising impact upon Remus Lupin's life... RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Can I Stay? by HumanTales reviews
Molly reflecting at the end of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. (The original inspiration for this came from lizardspots lovely picture “Can I Stay?”) One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Desperation by Larna Mandrea reviews
All of the tragedy and misfortune in the life of one Harry James Potter finally culminates one night at Hogwarts, and he sets off for the Room of Requirement in order to deal with his emotions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Little Things by Perse reviews
Harry, Snape, and the snow--a perilous combination! (challenge response, one-shot, Snape as Harry's guardian)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Eggo Waffles reviews
Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cleverness of Me by Audra Lachesis reviews
People have such odd courtship rituals. They fuss and fret about every little thing, until they drive themselves to distraction with worry. Their lives would be so much easier if they just exchanged dead mice like a normal species…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 7,164 - Follows: 590 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry, er, Malcolm and the Sorcerer's Stone by HiBob reviews
Baby Harry is sent to the States to live with his half-uncle, Hal. WARNING: I couldn't decide who Malcolm should meet first so I wrote it both ways. Chapters 4 thru 11, he meets Ron. Chapters 12 thru 18, he meets Hermione. You have been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,504 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
Cake by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Sirius wonders if James’s affinity for cake has anything to do with his decision to get married. Drabble (115 words).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Pheromones by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Hormonal, pregnant wife. Slightly daft husband. All-dialogue drabble (105 words).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Bindings of Love and Pain by Bil reviews
Everything that has a beginning has an end: Harry has to deal with an unexpected loss. Character death. Complete. HP, PD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 257 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Mimicry by She's a Star reviews
She grew up with six brothers, and understands the value of alone time far more than most probably do. Still, she's not sure this particular kind is healthy.' (HarryGinny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Orphan by Pantz reviews
You've become an icon, a symbol of hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Harry P.
Rubbish by Sohara von Salienta reviews
Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Than by Fair-Ithil reviews
He’s Ron Weasley and he’s better, though he doesn’t know it.He’s better than chocolate.He’s better than transfiguration.He’s even better than Hogwarts, A History, and that’s saying something."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Making Faces by Ginevieve reviews
Draco watches Pansy and realizes, despite all its imperfections, he really does love her face. A oneshot of DracoPansy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Bangers and Toast by Audra Lachesis reviews
Molly's cooking lessons never really took hold with Ginny - after two years and countless broken dishes, she can't cook any better than when she started. Looks like someone needs a new teacher... and Harry might just do nicely. Sequel to 'Lot in Life',
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Beauty of it All by goodomen reviews
Luna's mind works in a unique way. She sees the clockwork, and she comprehends. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Luna L. - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Folding Laundry by gpoy reviews
HG, 1shot, postHogwarts, Fluffetyflufffluff! When Ginny returns to her flat from Vienna, she find her flatmate folding sheets. Who knew it could be so intersting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
USED by zorro x reviews
Harry says he's all right. For the most part, Ron believes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Ron W., Harry P.
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2004
Proper Dancing Lessons by She's a Star reviews
Hermione's anxiety about Harry arriving at The Burrow the summer after fifth year is lessened slightly when she discovers Ron partaking in some interesting behaviour . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Nobody Special by seafrost reviews
Neville Longbottom knew that he was nobody special, thank you very much. NL one-shot with implied HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Apology by She's a Star reviews
In which Ron discovers that it is impossible to get away with insulting S.P.E.W. and kicking Crookshanks, and is forced to face the wrath of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Eavesdropping by Abigail-Nicole reviews
The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Kissing and Karma by She's a Star reviews
Mistletoe has reared its ugly head during the sixth year Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, resulting in revolting displays of affection, and one Miss Ginny Weasley ain't gonna stand for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Quiet Loveliness by She's a Star reviews
She smiled, and he couldn’t help but think how pretty she was.' HarryGinny vignette.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Full Circle by JennaMae reviews
Sequel to "Put Your Elbow in the Butter Dish, Harry" and "We Don't Need Mistletoes". H/G may be fate, but Harry thinks it's more than that...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
We Don't Need Mistletoes by JennaMae reviews
And karma strikes back! This is the sequel to "Put Your Elbow in the Butter Dish, Harry". More fluff, some Quidditch action, and perhaps a snog or two...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Impending Doom by She's a Star reviews
'"Good luck, Ron," said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek.' Ron's anguish over his first Quidditch match is soothed by a certain Ms. Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ridiculous by She's a Star reviews
'There was something very . . . distracting about her. The other day, she’d walked into the Great Hall during breakfast and he'd found himself staring at her so avidly that he'd dropped his toast.' Harry reflects on his changing feelings for Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Put Your Elbow in the Butter Dish, Harry by JennaMae reviews
When karma strikes, it drives a person to insanity. Harry Potter learns it the hard way. OotP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rest With Me by drama-princess reviews
Snape had a photograph of his mother hidden away. Auriga Sinistra had never seen it before– Ismene Snape had been a beautiful woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Riddle of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Lord Voldemort in his many incarnations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2003
The Library by She's a Star reviews
Viktor Krum braves yet another day at the library, trying to tune out the giggling fangirls what's up with that Bulgaria scarf, anyway? as he musters up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Midnight in the Silence by Significant Owl reviews
The days after the Third Task are quiet ones. GoF missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Sudden Realization by She's a Star reviews
A short post-GoF summer vignette in which Ron discovers his not-quite-platonic feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm . . . :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Ron W.
Caught in the Rain by Gedia Kacela reviews
'Auriga Sinistra hated the rain, with the fires of a thousand boiling cauldrons, hated it. And it happened to be raining.' Things can't get much worse when Sinistra gets locked out in the rain. That is, until Snape gets locked out with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Severus S.
Sleeping Beauty by She's a Star reviews
'She still stares up at him, lifeless. He wishes her eyes were closed. It would be different then. Less real. Like one of those fairytales Mum had used to tell Ginny all the time.' Set during CoS. Ron visits a Petrified Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Fair Bet by drama-princess reviews
Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S.
Spontaneously Romantic by She's a Star reviews
When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Lot In Life by Audra Lachesis reviews
Cooking, cleaning, and -- waiting for the men to get a clue? Ginny gets some insight on a witch's REAL lot in life. (R/R, please!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Cold by Audra Lachesis reviews
'I’m NOT a stalker,' Ginny assured herself silently. 'I don’t follow him around like a little puppy, I don’t have his entire class schedule memorized, and I certainly don’t send him dead animals via owl post...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Ginny W., Ron W.
The Last Dance by Gedia Kacela reviews
‘Snape was now quite sure that time had stopped and that he was trapped for all eternity in this hellish existence called the Yule Ball.’ Another Yule Ball, just like the last. Until someone asks Severus to dance, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Severus S.
Joking a Malfoy by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
The Thinking Cap Returns by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/17/2002
Seekers by Irina reviews
When Ginny makes a portrait of Harry for an art assignment, the ways they see each other are altered forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/26/2002
Secrets Learned by LuMaria reviews
A very short Ron POV. Ron Weasley deals with Harry after the Third Task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 243 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
breathe by Fuyumi reviews
There's something in the air connecting Hermione to both her best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Daddy... Padfoot?! by sthana reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Family Traditions by Ciircee reviews
Harry learns about a Weasley family tradition
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2001
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Desire reviews
It's more than just want, this thing he feels for her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darwin reviews
Luna Lovegood's love life from the perspective of her plant, Darwin. L/N
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Kisses by Candle Light reviews
Drabbles of the Remus and Tonks variety, all exactly 100 words each. Some happy, some sad, and some down right amusing. It's a love sort of thing, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Handsome reviews
“And really, what am I supposed to say to him anyway? Oh, hey Harry. Just so you know, I’m mad for you, and I’d like to have your little green eyed babies. Take me now!” “Meow.” Replied Handsome. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Resisting the Inevitable reviews
This is the diary of a desperate girl. A desperate girl who is trying /desperatly/ to resist the fact that Paul freaking Braxton is suddenly looking very very good, and her silent mantra of "IhatehimIhatehim" is no longer working. Poor smitten little girl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
Whisper reviews
It's a soft whisper, more thought than word. At seven years old, Tom Riddle knows how adults think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tick Tock of the Clock reviews
Drabble-Esq sort of story. "He better tell me how he feels soon, or I'm going to shock that cute little butt of his... again!" G/K
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
For Harry reviews
He'd escape Azkaban, he'd swim the ocean, he'd live on what he could steal, he'd brave frighteningly perfect neighborhoods. Why would he do it? For Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Symphony reviews
They’re dancing and swaying to the beat of the band, more comfortable now than the first time around, because they’ve grown closer. Luna with Neville. Life, Love, and the way the music moves them along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Wooing Lily Evans reviews
All Dialogue. Watch James Potters valiant attempts at convincing Lily Evans to date him... Poor girl never had a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Terrified reviews
I felt my knees grow weak, and as I watched her look my way, I felt that surge of nervousness that only comes to a man when a beautiful women looks his way. Jaspers pov about his first meeting with the women who could terrify him without having said a wor
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Blame the Butterflies reviews
I'm... I'm in love with Lily Evans, and I blame the butterflies. " James is drop-to-your-feet-pledge-your-love-and-rip-your-heart-out in love with Lily Evans, but how is he supposed to woo her with all those butterflies in his tummy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eyes Of Amber reviews
From the moment he met Sirius and James, he knew his life was going to change. The only question is, how on earth is he going to be able to hide the fact that he's a werewolf from his clever new friends?A first year story about bravery,love,and friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Alice's New Pet reviews
Oh no... Breathed Edward. She's already named it... Don't you dare say anything Edward Cullen! Everyone is going to love Muppet, I can tell...Alice brings home a new pet, and Bella is slightly frightened.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
TURKEY! reviews
Long ago, We decided that each of us, on this very day of Thanksgiving, would have a competition to see who could fight the most dangerous creature and earn the fabulous Bragging Rights. What was it that Edward brought home that had everyone laughing?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Hope For an Eternity reviews
It was like I was seeing the sun for the first time, and though I knew it couldn't be real, I felt for a moment as if my heart began beating. A AliceJasper story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Grinning reviews
Edward was just.... smiling at me. And wasn't even his I'm too sexy for this world, bask in my glow kind of smile either. It was more of a MUAHAHAHA, ImaeachyourightNOW kind of look, but, sweeter somehow. Very short, full of fluff, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Sour Grapes reviews
Well that is one heaping chunk of man meat if ever I saw one. I choked, and turned around to see were THAT particular thought had come from.In Twilight, Bella mentions the fact that Jessica seems to have sour grapes when it comes to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The Blushing Game reviews
It had become something of a hobby of his, making me turn scarlet, and now all of the Cullins were in on it. They would take turns, it was all Oh Bella, that top looks so wonderful on you! and Oh my, you smell even better than you did yesterday, :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Without A Beat reviews
Harrys found himself gone from Privet Drive, and into an adventure that will no doubt change his life... or afterlife. With the help of some vampire friends and family, He will slowly, slowly learn how to love and live Without A Beat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P., OC
Cackle Pluppins reviews
All Dialogue. Luna is pretty sure Snape has some nasty critters crawling round in his brain... never fear though, she has a plan!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Lily Evans Most Fabulous List reviews
of Pet Names for James Potter! Lily finds her husband looking at the list she made as a girl, and can't help but smile. But the list isnt finished yet, there's one last name he needs to know about. Fluff ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Book Burner reviews
Snape would never, ever admit to anyone that at that moment he was slightly, slightly being the key word there, terrified of the homicidal look that passed through her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Perhaps reviews
Perhaps it was never really heaven without him... Lily thinks about her friend.A supershort poemstory hybrid....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Swings reviews
HPDH Spoilers... Severus Snape goes back to a time more simple, were there is no Voldemort, just him, her, and some swings. This is his heaven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Mother Lion reviews
Molly Weasley's perspective as she goes through the battle of Hogwarts. She will not let any more of her children fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Bestest Friends and Beeswax reviews
Dobby is trying to convince Winky to stop drinking butterbeer, but Winky just thinks Dobbys being a nag. They are watched by a smiling headmaster. Short, sweet, can only just be called a fic fluff. Oh the joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Silver to Blue reviews
When Snape has a terrible night playing death eater, all he wants to do is go to the kitchen, have himself a drink, and try to go to sleep. Then he meets everyones favorite Ravenclaw, and he finds himself listening to some very wise words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Moonlight and Fairies reviews
Little Luna has some friends she likes to dance with... just a fun little poemstory that doesnt take long to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Odo the Odd and the Dreaded Maggot reviews
In HBP, we read about Hagrid and Slughorn, who sing a song about a hero named Odo at a certain spiders funeral. This is my version of the song!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
My Smart Human reviews
Mrs. Norris loves her smart human. And she'll do everything in her power to protect him. After all, he's hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Argus F. - Complete
Playing With Padfoot reviews
When a little girl sprays a certain Black dog with a hose by accident, it sets off a chain of events that lets a lonely dog know just whats really important in life. I loved writing this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Ten Things I HATE About James Potter reviews
The 10 things I, Lily Evans, can not stand about that fat head that seams to make it his point in life to ask me out every day, twice, for our seven years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crazy Sorta Knowing reviews
Not many people know my story... but I think that needs to change. Time for everyone to learn exactly who I am, cause honestly, I just found out myself. Come on, you know you want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
