While reading your story, I had this image of a person - maybe who looks like Tonks - whose last name is Yewfire and this person goes around pranking people, but no one refers to it as "pranking" because afterwards they've been "Yewfired" - because that is what the tricky, impetuous person with the last name Yewfire yelled when he or she ran away from the scene of the crime. He or she paused, pointed at the person they'd just wronged and declared "Yewfired!"
At first, everyone assumed assumed that this person was just shouting "You're fired!" in a not very grammatically correct way but later the identity of the person running around doing these cruel and unusual, rather audacious things to people became known and everyone realized that he or she wasn't shouting "You're fired!" but "Yewfired!" like a painter signing a canvas.

But yeah, I enjoyed your story. I read it while I was shoving caramel-filled chocolates down my throat in order to feel a false sense of satisfaction with my life choices.

:DDDDD
Uh,too ... much chocolate :9
I don't believe too much chocolate.

I think I've reviewed this before, but let me say it again, this is a work of art; I love this omg

I FOUND YOUR SECRET MESSAGE! Nobody likes Mary Sues, amirite? :)

This is really good read. Remus did not go out of character, and Tonks is just adorable on all scenes.

Haha I love this! It actually hits quite close to the mark with some fics... I feel really sorry for Remus!

This is literally the best fanficton ever! My favourite of favourites. You are a brilliant writer!

I love when remus mentioned that tonks switched all potions with loreal products and when asked her reply :im worth it..its so funny...

I really sympathize with Remus... There have been numerous times when I swear I am the only sane person on the planet

I am so delightfully happy with this parody of the silliness of some of these "fanfiction" characters. I adored every minute of this. I was laughing the entire time.

Gosh, the people walking past my porch must've been terrified, I was laughing so hard! This was hilarious. You played on SO many overused and unrealistic clichés... The head students' suite, the chocolate-obsessive Remus, Voldemort and Bella's daughter... And oh Merlin, the names! I've read through it thrice and I still can't stop laughing... Absolutely hilarious!

This makes you feel really embarrassed about all the OC's you created when you were 13...

That is so snorting out loud in public funny!
Remus's chocolate fetish is my second biggest fan fiction hate. Not one piece of chocolate passes his lips in seven books! I was trying to gloat over this but I just couldn't stop laughing.

"What's wrong, Remmy Darling?" Sirius wanted to know.

ROFLLL, poor Remus! Brilliant story! :-D

Oh poor Remus, he gained ten pounds in chocolate. Eh, he is a man so that will come off him rather quickly. He could just tease Severus and get chased and hexed all over England! :)