hilarityhide bio
Author has written 9 stories for To Kill a Mockingbird, and Harry Potter. Alas, anything unfinished will undoubtedly remain unfinished. I confess that I probably wouldn't know how to finish them. Quality and canon control cannot be accounted for, as most of the fics were written when I was a great deal younger than I am now, and far before the completion of the HP series. However, I intend not to delete! For everyone who continues to add my stories (and myself) to their favorites, thank you. And I really am sorry that I won't be able to deliver. |
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Hide & Seek by Jedi Cosmos reviews
4-year-old Harry Potter escapes his muggle wards, and he's wandering England. What happens when azkaban prisoners, werewolves, Death Eaters, Ministry officials, and the Hogwarts staff throw themselves into the fray to get him back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hunting for Marbles by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars universe] In which Hermione begins to question Harry’s family setting, in which Ron attempts a kidnapping of Harry, in which the overprotective godfather and ever peaceful werewolf are forced into several awkward situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,686 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Clawtracks of a Star by neutral reviews
Three years after the conclusion of Of Western Stars, a force pulls Harry into another world where everything that he once knew was different. His father is alive, he and his mother dead, and Sirius Black is a servant of Voldemort [revision chapter 2]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Beyond the Veil by Atalan reviews
AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Let Winterlight Come by fyre reviews
Of Western Stars universe With neutral’s authorization. Harry leaves Moor House for his first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,123 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cheating Death by neutral reviews
[complete] Harry rashly makes a sacrifice in an unexpected situation. Sirius is now faced with a difficult task: to travel through the unpredictable land of the dead and guide Harry home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,529 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Half of Dueling Range by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Catch by Jedi Cosmos reviews
Harry's 19 and a normal college student, with no memory of his past at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Too bad that's all about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Harry P.
The Right To Dream? by sunnycouger reviews
Harry waits for the summons to go fight the last battle of the war against Voldermort and tries to come to terms with the sacrifice he knows he'll have to make even when Remus tries to talk him out of it. Complete Harry angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Good Intentions by neutral reviews
[complete][Of Western Star's timeline] Harry: the naive, oblivious, clueless sixteen year old going through life. Sirius: the overprotective, compulsive, obsessive godfather determined to keep him that way. Needless to say, life is interesting
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,957 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Guest in Gryffindor by Evie2 reviews
Hear ye Hear ye! Hell has frozen over, and pigs fly above.Severus is rooming in...GRYFFINDOR.Games are played, insanity ensues, penguin hunting - now with mentally unstable Sevy! oh, socks are here, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Moony's Midnight Snack by Evie2 reviews
Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Remus L.
Something Rotten in the State of Hogwarts by Evie2 reviews
MWPP; 3 yr. The marauders hear a conversation in the girls' dorm, while stealing from Lily, and Sirius finds out his crush likes Remus.His revenge is taken out on Remus's cat, which you know is going to be funny.More socks; not meant for those w/ sanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Interim by Iniga reviews
Between the reigns of Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew spends twelve years as Scabbers Weasley. Harry drags up memories for Remus. Sirius knows he left his sanity around here somewhere. If only he could remember where. Plotless. Written before OotP, HBP, DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 64,994 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wrong On So Many Levels by Evie2 reviews
MWPP, yr. 4. Whoa! James finds way too many people in his bed, Sirius hits on lily(j/k), Sirius hits on Remus(j/k), james hits sirius, watch the tale unfold! much maruading, evil socks, a happy lil' werewolf, & an uncorrupted Peter. not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Prongs Rides Again by BrieflyDel reviews
Come on, you know you want it to be true... A case for James being alive. No! seriously! There's a real story here!! *01.12.02 -- COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - James P. - Complete
Harry Learns the Facts of Life by Evie2 reviews
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Harry P.
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It's 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Impossible Things by BrieflyDel reviews
*shudder* I don't know why I'm putting this up. I'M even freaked out by it. Anyway, the prisoner in the cell across from Sirius Black witnesses several impossible things. PG-13 for extreme creepiness and mental trauma.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2001
Seeing Him For The First Time by BrieflyDel reviews
What went through Wormtail, Padfoot, and Moony's heads the first time they saw Harry? *now sans typos!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2001
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
Alternate Ending to Edward Scissorhands by The Key of MGY reviews
What if Kim Boggs didn't leave the mansion on the hill with the mob?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2001 - Complete
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Acquainted with the Night reviews
COMPLETE! AU Sirius refuses to remember, and Harry refuses to forget. So what happens when one gives up and the other is suddenly immersed in horrors they had completely forgotten?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,455 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Destiny's Suethor reviews
Harry isn't the boy who lived a girl is. her name is Destiny. what happens when she falls in love with harry and draco and the entire story is, welll... JUST R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The India Ink Problem reviews
The rather obscure tale of one boy's troubles with ink. SLASH. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Wayward Trio reviews
Peter decides to think, Sirius decides to think as well, Remus decides to disown them both, and James decides to keep away from that green-eyed kid with glasses. In other words, the Marauders and a guest (or two) meet post-O.W.L 1996.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Any Way the Wind Blows reviews
Remus is madly in love with Sirius Black. The only problem? Well, there are several.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Heat reviews
One rather hot summer day, Remus reads to Sirius whilst sitting out under a tree. Ends with a kiss. A mood piece. SR SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dregs reviews
Remus takes a walk in order to reflect upon things; Sirius rides his motorcycle in order to be more manly; London is the canvas as the picture is painted. (implied sr slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Checkmate reviews
Sirius and Remus play a little game of chess in the Gryffindor common room. Slash. Fluff. Lots of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Mockingbirds Sang reviews
COMPLETE. Just a couple events after the end of the story.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Complete
