Beer Goodhide bio
Author has written 101 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Bible, Discworld, Shakespeare, Doctor Who, Buffy X-overs, Dollhouse, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Black Books, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Blackadder, West Wing, and Misc. Tv Shows. Thanks to this site suddenly deciding to start arbitrarily deleting stories with no warning and showing no interest in dialogue with their users, I'm no longer posting to this site. For now, the stories will remain up, but any new stories will be posted at AO3, Livejournal and Dreamwidth. Thanks to all my readers over the years. |
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Per Omnia Saecula Saeculorum by Mike McD reviews
The events and consequences immediately after Grave'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Xander H., Willow R.
Operation: Get Into Buffy's Pants by Alex Wert reviews
Her relationship with Kennedy is over. Now Willow is on a mission. This is a not at all serious romp documenting Willow's not so brilliant schemes to, well, you probably get the idea from the title. Silly, irreverent, it went over quite well at SFA.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
My Faith by Nikitangel reviews
How I see the history of the Faith I write in my stories.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Faith L. - Complete
Hopeless Wishing by Trackrunner237 reviews
The Senior Partners have given Lilah one last job on Earth. And Lilah's going to do it... on her own terms. Post Not Fade Away. LilahWesley
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Lilah M., Wesley W.P.
Buffy the Cliche Slayer by Steve-0 reviews
FINISHED! Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Anya, and Spike are trapped inside a magic 8ball by an estranged fanfic writer who forces them to visit various fanfic genres. Special guest appearances in the prologue by almost every Buffy ally!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
The Night Before the Morning After by netgirly2k reviews
Buffy and Faith finally reach a working compromise. Sorta
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Scary Numbers by at-nightfall reviews
On the care and feeding of Sunnydaleian vampires.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/20/2005
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Like Master, Like Dog
100-word drabble, set immediately after 2.07. So... while Jon is off doing his thing but emphatically not THAT thing , what's his direwolf up to?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Jon S. - Complete
Four People Who Failed Their Watcher Training reviews
After the events of "Chosen", the gang needs to hire some new Watchers to help take care of all the new Slayers. Here are four who failed their training, and one who didn't. Farscape, Top Gear, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, and Dexter crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Buffy S. - Complete
Ride With Me Sometime reviews
Tara has to work over the summer. Willow surprises her with some ideas on how to use the office equipment.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
That There Is Not Me reviews
Season 7. After the people of Sunnydale flee, Willow and Faith are sent out to scavenge for supplies. And their plan for selfless, humble atonement works fine until Willow stumbles over a certain leather outfit from her own past... Faith/Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Willow R., Faith L. - Complete
Bernard's Rules reviews
After the Year That Never Was, Doctor Martha Jones buys a book in a shop she's Never visited from a bookshop owner who Never did anything for anyone.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Martha J., Bernard B. - Complete
Gonna Find Out reviews
Of course there's a Santa Claus. But who is he, really, and how come he keeps asking little kids what they wish for Christmas...?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - D'Hoffryn - Complete
Upon The Edge Of No Escape reviews
After Faith agrees to slaying Angel, she has a few hours to kill. Lilah, meanwhile, wants to make sure she'll go through with it. Who will chicken out first? Faith/Lilah, pretty dark.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Faith, Lilah M. - Complete
Ms Summers Goes To Washington reviews
It's Big Block Of Cheese Day at the White House, and Josh finds himself in a meeting with three crackpots who want money to... slay vampires? What will it take for Buffy to get funding? And how do Giles and Lord John Marbury know each other?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Buffy S., Josh L. - Complete
A Little Peace And Quiet reviews
As the sky darkens and everyone heads off to LA to stop the world from ending, the two people who can't fight are left alone in Cleveland with old and new memories. Post-series, Dawn/Dana
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Dawn S. - Complete
By Wise Council You Shall Make Your War reviews
In each generation, a Slayer is born. In 1917, that was a young woman named... Bob? Good thing the Watcher's Council have an auxiliary member already in place in the trenches.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
By His Own Petard reviews
Season 8 comicverse. 100-word drabble: The "Retreat" arc ends differently after our heroes decide to change tactics. After all, Twilight has shown them how very easy it is to get powerful allies on your side...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Angel - Complete
That's Life On The Hellmouth! reviews
This is where I put most of my drabbles. A series of unconnected little scenes about everyday life on the Hellmouth and in LA. Some sad, some sweet, some just incredibly silly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 132 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/21/2006
Buffy Summers in The Volatile Vampire Venture! reviews
Just as things are starting to run smoothly in Cleveland, the Slayers face a brand new enemy. Spike is in mortal danger from... Buffy? And what's up with Dawn's secret weapon? And what happened to Buffy's face? And how come vampires are... exploding?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
One, But A Lion reviews
Egypt, 48 BC. After Alexandria falls to the Romans, the Slayer and her watcher take a trip and learn that even in ancient times, some things were more ancient still.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Refraction reviews
There's a mirror hanging by the door at Anne's homeless shelter. It's there for a reason. Chanterelle/Lily/Anne character study.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Charles G. - Complete
Adult Content reviews
It's January 19, 2011, and Buffy turns 30. Fluffy oneshot ficlet. Pairing: Hmmm...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Buffy S. - Complete
When In Rome reviews
100-word drabble: Post-series. With Sunnydale destroyed, everyone meets up at Buffy's place in Rome to celebrate the holidays. This being the Buffyverse, it remains to be seen which holiday, and how...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Rebirth reviews
100-word drabble, set the Christmas after "Epitaph II". Mag/Kilo.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Holiday Lesson Plan reviews
100-word drabble. It's Christmas 1965, and Sally Draper is learning how the world works. Spoilers for the end of s4.
Mad Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Make The Yuletide Pay reviews
All Bernard wants for Christmas is some peace and quiet. All Bernard gets for Christmas is the busiest shopping season of the year.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bernard B., Manny - Complete
Meme reviews
Post-series: Buffy is busy setting up the new Slayer organisation when a bureaucratic mix-up kills Faith. Well, that's the official story, at least. Turns out death, as so often before, is just the beginning.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
Morning Is Broken reviews
Everyone has their morning rituals to make sure they start the day right. Until one day in early season 7, when they're interrupted by the latest curse to strike Sunnydale... Buffy/LOTR xover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Buffy S., Bilbo B.
Ceteris Paribus reviews
Season rewrite in 15 rather silly drabbles. In canon, Buffy and Willow are Psychology majors. Isn't it funny how that echoes in a lot of what happens in season 4? Let's look at how the season would have turned out if they'd picked a different subject.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Is That A Good? reviews
The Big Bads - or are they? - have a cup of coffee and try to work out the kinks of the Twilight plan. Spoilers for the Riley oneshot of the "Season 8" comics.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Angel, Riley F. - Complete
Sanguine reviews
One-shot, missing scene from "Reunion": Drusilla finally has someone who will never leave her. Drusilla/Darla.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Darla, Drusilla - Complete
By Design reviews
One-shot anthropomorfic: After Buffy's death, two allies from different sides find themselves without purpose. Pairing: Mr Pointy/Faith's knife. No, really.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Plan reviews
Season 8 comics: Confused by the events of #34? Don't fret. Here's a story explaining what's really going on behind the scenes. Or above them. Or... well, everywhere, really. Come with me now, gentle readers, to a secret meeting of... The Universe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Pull Out The Pin reviews
300-word oneshot, post-series. Prompt: "Buffy kills something with a kitchen implement and has sex with Spike afterwards."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Half Full reviews
While researching Angel's re-ensoulment spell, Willow has a little accident with one of Giles' old books and a glass of water. No big deal, right? So why does it feel like the end of the world? Dark-ish oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
The Roots Of All Evil reviews
Dawn is feeling unappreciated, Spike is feeling lonely, Spike's crypt contains certain objects that a vampire needs... Things happen. A truly hair-raising ficlet from early s6.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons reviews
It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, surely it's not like magical snow could herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN? Complete!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
If She Weighs More Than A Duck reviews
Baltar has come up with a new way of detecting cylons. Unfortunately, he didn't think it through all the way. And if the Galactica crew thought the cylons were bad, wait until they get to deal with... the living dead? Yes, it's a BSG zombiefic.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - W. Adama, Gaeta - Complete
The Ghost Who Walks reviews
Way post-series. All the potentials became Slayers, they changed the world, never again will one lone girl have to carry the whole weight of the world... except for one. All these years later, she's the only one Buffy has to report to. Buffy, Dana gen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
Dealing With It reviews
Yes, it's another apocalypse. This time, with zombies. And for once, Xander's the one with the crucial knowledge on how they work and how you kill them. Unfortunately, that's not necessarily very helpful. Buffy, Xander friendship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Role of the Dice reviews
The Dollhouse deals in fantasies, and fantasies aren't real. Echo's latest assignment is just a game. In games, you play by the rules, and hope that the one making the rules is benevolent. And that the dice aren't loaded. No harm, no foul.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Echo/Caroline F., Topher B. - Complete
In Alphabetical Order reviews
Set in the "Season 8" comicsverse. One day in Tibet, Willow realises that none of what's going on makes any sense. Until she figures out why it makes perfect sense. Buffy puts one and one together, and Spike saves the world. Again. Spoilers for issue 27.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Trail of the Pbuffalo reviews
Post-series. Faith and Dawn are slightly bored and decide to fill the new Slayers in on some unknown history concerning Slayers, demons, the Council, and certain urban legends. What, lie to the newbies? Heaven forfend. Dawn, Faith, Vi, Rona, Giles gen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Dawn S., Faith L.
They Know What You Did Last Summer reviews
Season 4. The 'beer is evil' rule is temporarily lifted when Willow has to suffer through the worst humiliation imaginable. After all, what can possibly be more embarrassing than... parents? Buffy, Willow, Xander gen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Early To Rise reviews
Post series. Early one morning a zombie apocalypse strikes Cleveland, much to the annoyance of Spike and Buffy who really had better things to do than battle the living dead. Luckily, this is a zombie apocalypse with a difference. Fluffy Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Moment I Wake Up reviews
Lorne had been in LA all of seven hours when he heard Aretha Franklin for the first time.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Lorne - Complete
Faces and Names reviews
You can change your name, you can change your face, but can you change who you are? Mickey tries to find out the Doctor's name... only to find out the hard way why it's a good idea to keep your name to yourself. Hitchhiker's Guide xover.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - 9th Doctor, Mickey S. - Complete
Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit? reviews
Halloween came and went. We all know that demons don't come out on Halloween, but here's five drabbles and ficlets about five times five Buffyverse characters dressed up for Halloween... or perhaps didn't. Gen: Faith, Fred, Snyder, Robin Wood, Lindsey.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
EasyBake reviews
You have to get up early to cook a big breakfast. Well, most people do. Season 6 Willow/Tara interlude that might not be as fluffy as it first seems.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Hey Mr Clean, You're Dirty Now Too reviews
Buffy/Lord of the Rings. Frodo and the gang return home after defeating Sauron, but since this is the LotR Movie-verse, a certain scene is missing... and for reasons that will make perfect sense - really, I promise - it's been replaced with two vampires.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Testament reviews
The Angel gang's last stand didn't go unnoticed, especially given their last communications on the eve of the battle. Two letters and a phone call force the survivors to re-evaluate their situation. Faith, Wes, Giles, slight Spuffy.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Wesley W.P., Faith - Complete
A Code Waiting To Be Broken reviews
Buffy/Twin Peaks xover. So Faith had herself locked up to protect others from herself. Which works fine until this new girl shows up and refuses to be protected from her... Faith/Audrey.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Drowning in Footwear reviews
Possibly the only Buffy/Married With Children crossover ever written. Life has just found another way to mess with Al Bundy. And to nobody's surprise, it involves the customers at his shoe store. Specifically, two British vampires. Gen-ish Spike/Dru.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Spike, Drusilla - Complete
Looking Just Like A Ghost reviews
Wishverse backstory: When Buffy never comes to Sunnydale, Angel has to stop The Harvest all by himself. But he's spent 90 years living in the shadows, and he's up against those who know him very well... And every new beginning must come with a sacrifice.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Angel, Darla - Complete
A Dalek on the Pull reviews
The last Dalek has escaped from the Doctor. Now he's looking for... love? You know that can't end well. Daleks really aren't equipped for the modern dating scene.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Charter reviews
Mal has agreed to charter Serenity to a group of travellers from EarthThatWas... and if first impressions are any indication, he'll probably come to regret it. This may well be the only FireflyXSeinfeld crossover in existence. Oneshot crack ficlet.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Mal - Complete
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight reviews
It's Christmas in the Normal Againverse, and Hank and Joyce get to spend it with what's left of their daughter. Not the happiest of holiday stories, perhaps, but the ending is sort of bittersweet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Buffy S., Joyce S. - Complete
On Gurnenthar reviews
Who was Gurnenthar, how did he ascend, and what does it have to do with Christmas? Xander has questions and Anya has answers.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Xander H., Anya J. - Complete
Let's Sing 'Dawn Is A Giant' In D Minor reviews
Season 8: A lot of people have been wondering just what the hell happened to Dawn before the start of the comics. Not to mention the identity of the mysterious Kenny. Well... We're about to find out. And it's not pretty. South Park crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Dawn S. - Complete
Faith Rocks reviews
Two unrelated ficlets about Faith and rock'n'roll. In the first, Faith and Giles deal with one of the most horrible monsters they've ever come across. In the second, Faith and Willow are supposed to have a romantic evening... until VH1 intervenes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Faith L., Willow R. - Complete
Elves, Gremlins and Eskimoes reviews
Simpsons crossover: W&H fire Angel and bring in someone much more evil to get the company back in the red again. Now Angel Investigations have to turn to someone who knows how to fight this new enemy... someone in the small town of Springfield. COMPLETE.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Angel
Caught Between The Twisted Stars reviews
So what really happened between Romeo and Juliet in that bedroom? How did awkward teenagers do before the invention of the electric light? And does 'where' and 'wherefore' really mean the same thing?
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Stop Touching My Magic Bone! reviews
Being Death's granddaughter has its ups and downs. Susan is about to discover one of the biggest downs. Hey, who says skeletons are immune to hooking up with the entirely wrong person after a few drinks? DeathSkeletor slash. Well why the hell not?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
All Doctors Need Patients reviews
Ficlet: Willow and Tara decide to spice things up with some roleplaying. But we all know Willow tends to overdo things a bit...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Of Whitehats, Redshirts and Yellowbellies reviews
Ficlet: Seven things that happened to Jesse McNally in the Wishverse. Jesse, Willow, Xander. Character death.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Willow R. - Complete
Borrowed Time reviews
So I said to myself: Self, I said, here's a challenge for ya. 1. Tara's funeral. 2. NO resurrection spells, spirit worlds, manifestations or hauntings. Just... death. 3. Happy ending. Well... I tried.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Willow R., Xander H. - Complete
The Kid reviews
Faith backstory ficlet: Some things are never meant to be. Some things are over before they even begin. But the traces of what might have been remain years later.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Faith L. - Complete
Feels Like It's Mine reviews
Two unconnected ficlets about Faith's relationship to the Scythe. The first is fun femslash time with Buffy and Faith, the second is dark deathfic with Faith and the biggest baddest of them all.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
Size Matters reviews
Here's a little ficlet explaining what happened to Dawn before the first issue of the season 8 comic so spoiler alert! I will probably get Jossed, in fact I really hope I will be, because... ewww. Pairing: um...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Dawn S., Andrew - Complete
Mission Accomplished reviews
The first, last and hardest duty of all Watchers. Buffy has been dead for 24 hours, and there is nothing more for Giles to do... no, wait, he has one last job. One last mission to send his Slayer on.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
One Man's Loss reviews
500 word ficlet: After 'Chosen', Faith takes a trip to the Caribbean to settle an old debt.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Faith L., Kendra - Complete
Wow reviews
All Willow and Tara had to do was keep their hands off each other long enough to perform a spell to put Faith and Buffy back in each others' bodies. Now, really, how many ways can that go wrong? Quite a few, as it turns out... Femslash, WT BF.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
And Ever Three Parts Coward reviews
The Gift missing scene. The apocalypse is nigh, and Ben is unable to make up his mind about what to do. He decides to have a cold one while he thinks it over. Willy and Clem make a perfectly reasonable suggestion and bad Shakespearean dialogue follows.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
31! 31! 31! reviews
Took up a challenge: There's 31 days in January, I've got a list of 31 Buffyverse characters to write, that's one 100 word drabble every day the whole month. Will I manage it? And will they be any good? Only one way to find out. Jan 31st: YAY! Complete!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Five Holidays Faith Won't Forget reviews
We all have our holiday memories, some good, some not so good. Here's five of Faith's in five 100 word episodes. Warning: somewhat dark, cruelty to minors both implied and shown.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Faith L., Dawn S. - Complete
Driving Away From Home reviews
Missing scene from 'Tabula Rasa'. So Tara leaves Willow and she needs a ride back to campus. Xander's a gentleman, so he offers. But Xander is also Willow's best friend, and used to defending her...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Xander H., Tara M. - Complete
Five Xmas Gifts That Seemed Like Good Ideas reviews
...but really weren't. Five 100 word drabbles about things put in christmas stockings on BtVS and Ats, which people would later come to regret.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Traditional Christmas Carol reviews
Many Christmas traditions make no sense at all to those who haven't seen them before. As the two surviving members of Angel Investigations are about to discover, however, there are some traditions which are much more pleasant. One of my weirder pairings.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
The Call Of Illyria reviews
200word drabble: It’s the final battle in the alley, and the gang seem to be toast... when Illyria calls in a favour from an old and I mean OLD acquaintance to help them out. HP Lovecraft crossover.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Best Fiends Forever reviews
The life and unlife of a being called Drusilla and her closest confidante in 10 drabbles, from 1860 or so to postNFA.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Drusilla - Complete
How I Spent My Vacation reviews
A little character piece: So where did Cordelia go after she tricked Angel into giving her a paid vacation in AtS 1x19 'Sanctuary?
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Cordelia C. - Complete
Jesus Christ, PI: A Slay In A Manger reviews
Jerusalem's toughest private eye gets his most dangerous case yet, and the whole world could be in peril. The hardboiledest detective story since Dashiell Hammett's The Book Of Samuel Spade.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006
Pink reviews
Drabble. My favourite Firefly villain is puzzled by something.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
I Have Changed My Name So Often reviews
100word drabble: YoSaffBridge's trial and the complications it brings. Written for the Firefly100 challenge Change.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
My Demon Lover reviews
Formerly 'The Hows And Whys of Cluffyness'. At the end of season 6, Buffy turns to the friendliest demon in town for comfort. Soon their friendship deepens, and it becomes clear that Buffy's true love isn't Angel or Spike but... Clem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Buffy S.
Some Velvet Morning When I'm Straight reviews
Willow and Tara check into a motel room for some oneonone time and everything is going great until they decide to watch a naughty video tape... well, kinda. Postseries in more ways than one. Basically it's cute and fluffy but weird. Well, kinda.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Welcoming Committee reviews
Summary: We know what happened to Buffy at the end of Becoming Part II. But what happened to Angel after the whole super fun happy swordthroughthechest portal ride? Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Angel - Complete
Welcome To The Slaughterhouse reviews
Xover with 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Tara’s family kidnap her and the scoobies follow, but of course there's things Tara hasn't told them... According to some this is 'completely demented' and 'morbidly sadistic' but I like it. Now with alternate ending.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Evening Odds reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Jubal Early's ship after 'Objects in Space' ? Kayleecentric ficlet.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete
No, Nina! Bad Nina! reviews
PuppetAngel has a problem. Well, duh. OK, let me rephrase that: he has more than one problem. Things go horribly, dreadfully, and adorably wrong after 'Smile Time'. Silliness level: high. Now with slash! Well, a little.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Angel - Complete
Discipline reviews
Season 2: 'Passion' ends differently: Buffy doesn't get there in time and Giles dies. As Buffy tries to cope with the guilt, other forces idecide to take advantage. Enter a new team of watchers, headed by a certain principal, to guide Buffy THEIR way...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Buffy S.
Most important romantic relationship of her life reviews
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Let's settle this Spuffy, Bangel and whatever nonsense once and for all. One of Buffy's exes finally tells all and makes his case why HE and no one else is perfect for Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The Curse reviews
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Ever wondered what happened to Faith before she came to Sunnydale? Well, here she finally tells all. Prepare yourself for a tale of hurt, betrayal and destruction. Oh, and ice cream.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Faith L. - Complete
Pining reviews
Midseason 7 ficlet. The setting: the kitchen. The actors: four potentials, a vampire, and some canned fruit. Also, there's a William the Bloody poem in there! I think there may even be some subtext.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Spike, Kennedy - Complete
The Hardest Walk reviews
Takes place after 'The Gift', as everyone tries to keep fighting. But then things start going very wrong... deaths, resurrections, memory loss, angst and alternate realities. Starts off kinda slow, but things really start happening around chapter 6 or so.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,898 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Five By Five By Five By reviews
A FaithBuffy slashfic with a difference. Quite a few differences, really. Except not that different. Actually, they're pretty much identical. Confusing? Don't worry, all shall be explained. Even the abnormally high number of roles played by Eliza Dushku.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath reviews
Willow introduces Tara to a lesserknown Jewish holiday. Just a little vignette o' fluff, but I got this idea and thought it was kinda cute. Possibly the only Buffy fic containing a dirty joke in Hebrew.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
The Degrees of Grief reviews
Tara's thoughts after she and Willow get back to the dorm following the events in The Body. Just a little character piece, basically. Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Have Yourself A Fluffy Cluffy Buffy Christmas reviews
Like I said, Christmas turns me into a big sap. Some time into the future, at the end of a fabulous Christmas Day, Buffy and her new husband relax in the comfort of their own home and open their special presents to one another.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Buffy S. - Complete
It's A Wonderful Unlife reviews
Yep, Christmas turns me into a big sap. Here's a heartwarming story about a New York street urchin who on Christmas Eve gets a helping hand from a certain vampire...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Spike - Complete
HELLO CLEVELAND! reviews
Yes, it's yet another post'Chosen' fic, taking place on the bus. With a somewhat different twist than most, though. Sort of a crossover with... oh dear Lord forgive me... 'This Is Spinal Tap'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
If I Want Someone To Eat reviews
Angel is a great champion of mankind, we know that. But did you notice that in season 5, he was also a LARGE champion of mankind? Well, there's an explanation for everything...
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Angel - Complete
The Singular Of 'Apocalypses' reviews
What if The Gift played out as on the show... right up until about two minutes from the end? What if Buffy didn’t jump? Let’s see what happens. Oh, and just so you know: people are gonna die. It's not gonna be pretty. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Buffy S., Dawn S. - Complete
Well, Gosh reviews
Just a oneshot from Season 7. Crossover with... the Bible, if you'd believe that. Please don't call it blasphemous or anything, I'm just being silly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Buffy S. - Complete
Dawn of the Dead reviews
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
PostChosen. 'Tis the night before a plane leaves for Brazil, and Willow sort of gets to make a wish. Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Willow R., Kennedy - Complete
Birthday Girl reviews
You know how Buffy's birthdays never turn out so hot? Welcome to her probably worst one ever. Possibly even the last. Warning: fairly dark.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Buffy S. - Complete
