Name: I'm Monster

Age: I am rather young at a little over prepubescent.

I try to update regularly but I am a very forgetful person, so I lose things left and right so if I don't update for a while that's the reason.

A little bit about me:

I am pretty out-going, or at least I am when I feel comfortable. I do not like crowds, yes this means, if you happen to catch me in public I will be shoved in a corner, most likely wearing a mask or two.

I have a rather irrational fear of someone coming by and just ripping out my collar bone, I know it's weird, but hey, you guys already knew that I was weird. But as a result of this fear I wear my jacket zipped up to my mouth almost twenty-four seven.

I love writing and hope to have a career involving it one day.

Favorite pairings:

Naruto

KyuuNaru

SasuNaru

ItaNaru

PeinNaru

Haha, almost anyoneNaru

KisaIta

KakuHida

KakaIru

JiraTsu

SakuIno

SakuHina

PeinKonan

AsumeKurenai

KibaHina

Danny Phantom

Pompous Pep

Pitch Pearl

AoT

Eren/Levi

Hetalia

UkUs

FrUk

PruCan

Austria/Hungary

Chibitalia/HRE

GerIta

Spamano

Harry Potter

Drarry

Father!SnapexChild!Harry/Child!Draco

Hermione/Ron

Stories I plan to write/finish writing:

Title: Me a criminal?

Summary: What happens when you combine a lonely boy and three criminals? A lot. Naruto was a normal teenage boy until his house was broken into by three sexy criminals. What's a guy to do? Yaoi

Title: My Fallen Angel

Summary: Iruka didn't know why he was falling or why it hurt so bad. Kakashi hated his life until a sweet 'angel' fell into his care. If only he knew. Yaoi KakaIru

Title: My not so average life

Summary: Hello, my name is Kiba. My life was supposed to be normal after I transferred to this boarding school, but I do believe is has gotten worse. What happened to my normal life? Yaoi ShinoKiba

Title: Kitty Love

Summary: "I love you, I know I sound cheesy and, stupid, but-" "No, not stupid, crazy, loud, insane, hyperactive, humorous, adorable, but never stupid, never." Is it possible to fall in love with your cat? If your cat stands to six feet and has dreamy eyes and ivory skin, I think it is. ItaDei Yaoi

Title: Itachi Had A Schedule

Summary: He does, or at least he did until a certain blonde bombshell literally crashed into him and upset his entire world. One early morning, on a particually bad day Itachi finds himself in charge of a bleeding blonde kid. Nothing much goes according to plan when he's around and Itachi's never on time anymore. Itachi's schedule has been rewritten so many times until his hands cramp when he even sees a pencil, will nothing ever go in order again?

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Stop the violence people. It makes the muffins sad.

Re-post if you guys n' gals share the same beliefs. Love is what's inside. Not between the legs.

KISSES AND THEIR MEANING

Kiss on the cheek: I care about you

Kiss on the lips: I love you

Kiss on the hand: I adore and admire you

Kiss on the neck: I want you

Kiss on the stomach: I cherish you and will take care of you

Kiss on the forehead: I care and cherish you. I'll protect you.

Kiss on the shoulder: You're mine. Now and Forever.

Kiss on the eyes: You're beautiful

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you- you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you, And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your Seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

The lazy one.

If you were to be part of an anime you would be the one who is tired and not always fully "there".

Name: Konata/Susan/ Alex

Color: Brown

Subject: Lunch

Food: Quick snacks

Likes: Sleeping, Electronics, sitting around

Dislikes: P.E. and Physical things

Bf/Gf: Your bf/gf would be the hyper one.

"You might belong in Hufflepuff

Where they are just and loyal;
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil."

Congratulations on making Hufflepuff! Everyone is proud of you. Here, we are kind, equal, loyal and hard-working to an extent. Hopefully, you shall fit right in! Notable Hufflepuffs include Cedric Diggory, Ernie Macmillan, Nymphadora Tonks and Susan Bones.
Head of House: Pomona Sprout
House Ghost: The Fat Friar
Founder: Helga Hufflepuff

Harry: She's nice, I suppose.
Ron: Don't know her, but she seems alright.
Hermione: A friend of Cedric.
Neville: Who?
Fred and George: Shame we don't know her, she sound quite nice.
Ginny: I don't know her.
Luna: She's smart, too! She helps me look for Nargles, and loves my necklace. Such a lovely person.
Cedric: We're best friends - she's kind, honest and wonderful... I think I'm in love...
Cho: Cedric? How could you? *cries*
Michael: Whatever. Don't know her.
Draco: What?
Pansy: Who?
Blaise: Yeah, that name doesn't ring a bell.
Sirius: Harry mentioned her... I don't know her.
Lupin: She seems lovely!
Dumbledore: A true Hufflepuff. She is loyal to her friends, and I value her as a pupil for that. She will have a good future.
McGonagall: She pays attention in my class, and always tries to answer, no matter if the question is wrong. A wonderful girl.
Snape: She sits at the back of the class, and hardly ever talks, unless it's about the subject. At least she's listening...
Voldemort: ...Who? She could never be a Death Eater.

Apollo

"Greek god of the Sun, the Light, the Music and the Prophecy"

Apollo protects you. You have caught the attention of a very famous god. You drew him in with your eyes and talents. You may keep to yourself a bit, but you express yourself through art or music. He sees your secrets spill out onto pages as you draw or write. He finds you very beautiful and he wishes that you were his. But he knows that may never happen so he watches and protects you. He is very a possessive and protective god. He is hard to catch, but you caught his eye. You hold his heart and he wishes for yours. He is in art and lyrics. He can be seen in the flash of light, but his quick like light as well. You may not see him, but you can hear him in melodies. He loves and cares for you always.

Aww, you got the cute nerd!

Your cuteness melts everyone's hearts!
You can be shy at times, but always full of cuteness!

~ Boyfriend

Your anime boyfriend is really chill and laid back!
He's also funny and loves to play the guitar!
Here's what he has to say about you :D

"Monster is uber cute! She's even cuter with her glasses on! xD
One of my favorite dates with her is at some of my concerts because she always cheers me on. (:
I also like to show her off to all my buddies and make them all jealous ;D Bahahaha xD
All in all, she's adorable and I love her. "

Dandere

A Dandere is often a quiet or antisocial character. A Dandere often wants to be sociable but are too scared or embarassed to talk to others. They often fear saying the wrong thing, or something that may get them into trouble - they will say nothing to be on the safe side rather than embarass themselves of get on someones bad side. Of course, once danderes are befriended, they tend to lose their social inhibitions and become rather cute and happy—especially with the ones they love.