Adopt Them All, a batman fanfic

Okay... prepare for OOCness... Italics is convo before/between/after the song. Don't ask me what the bet was that Bruce lost. Hope y'all enjoy. To the Tune of Let It Go

(Everyone in the Bat Family gathers into the media room. Everyone is sitting on the couches or chairs except Bruce who is standing in the middle with a microphone in his hand.)

Dick: Dad, please.

Bruce: No.

Dick: You lost the bet you have to do it.

Bruce: No. *Batglares*

Dick: Dad, that hasn't worked on me since I was 9. *Batglares back*

Bruce: No.

Damian: *cute face* Please father?

Everyone: *Awwws*

Bruce: *growls* Fine.)

The Joker and Harley's out of Arkham tonight,

Not a person to be seen,

A city full of harsh villains,

And it looks like Jason's dead.

(Jason: HEY!)

The wind is howling in Crime Alley tonight,

Couldn't keep my parents safe,

Alfred knows I've tried.

(Alfred: Still not your fault Sir.)

Don't let Clark in,

Don't let him see,

Be the bad bat you always have to be,

Conceal, don't feel,

Don't let Clark know…

And now he knows…

Adopt them all,

Don't let them suffer like me,

Adopt them all,

Make them Robins and patrol Gotham.

I don't care,

What they're going to say,

Let the League Rage on,

Being the Dark Knight never bothered me anyway.

(Dick: Where the heck are you going with this?

Damian: Yes Father this is getting ridiculous…

Jason: Like really B…)

It's funny how it all started with a little kid named Dick and another kid who tried to steal the Batmobile tires

His name was Jason and he was killed by the Joker one day. 5 years later, he came back; he wasn't dead.

Adopt them all,

How many kids does that make?

(Every Batfam member looks around and shrugs)

Adopt them all,

Why do they keep on dying?

(Jason, Stephanie, and Damian: HEY!)

Here I am, with all my Robins

Let the League rage on.

(Damian: Father why haven't you mentioned me yet?

Bruce: I'm getting there Damian!

Tim: What about me and Steph?

Bruce: Still not there yet Tim…

Helena: What about me?

Bruce: If you guys don't shut up I'll stick you all out of the song. *Batglares*

*everyone shuts up.)

I may not be like Clark and have superpowers,

I don't know where to go from here, maybe my mention my other kids.

And one would think by now, I would have more than 2 blood kids.

I'm never turning back, that broody kid is gone.

(Dick: Really Dad?)

Adopt them all,

I forgot to mention Tim…

(Damian: Who cares about Drake?

Tim: *growls*)

Adopt them all,

That perfect Bat is gone.

(All the Robins stare at Bruce as he does a girly pose, Babs is just laughing)

And here I fly,

In the dark of night,

Let the league rage on,

My Robins bother me every day.

(Bruce: *Makes a dramatic exit before his kids can say anything*

Every Robin Ever: *Turn to where he left* HEY!

Barbara: And I got that all on tape. *flips down her phone*

Cassandra: That's totally going on YouTube isn't it?

Barbara: *smirks*)

This parody has actually been on my hard drive since... Before summer of last year? This all actually started with the 'And it looks like Jason's dead.' line. xD Then I expanded.