The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven

Summary: One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride.

Warning/s: OOCness, ultra perverted Sasu-chibi. SHOTAness! and lame attempt at humor… -.-

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my ideas for this fic… -.-

"talking"

"Hello"

'Dear Diary'

Second warning: language and perverted journal…

Epilogue

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Or a preview of some sort

At one of the bedrooms inside the Uchiha household, a man at the age of twenty three is currently searching for his cellphone. Tan hand comes up to brush golden locks as the man lets out a sigh "Seriously, where is it?" he asks himself "Where did I place it? It's not in my room…" the man whines, throwing his hands in the air before pausing when sees the ring on his ring finger of his right hand. A platinum band with three tiny – almost unnoticeable if it didn't sparkles when light hits it – diamonds in the middle; his engagement ring from his fiancé.

Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto could only smile fondly as he stares at the ring, his blue eyes shining with so much love. He remembers how he officially becomes Uchiha Sasuke's fiancé when the latter propose to him during their first year in College. Soft pink graces his whiskered cheeks at how romantic Sasuke proposes to him.

He continues to stare at the ring before he chuckles "That emo-ass really went through all the troubles to have it custom made, huh?" indeed, the ring is custom made. Engrave in it are the words 'I love you, Naruto. My heart is yours'.

Shaking his head, Naruto continues to search for his missing cellphone, the fond smile never leaving his face. He make his way to Sasuke's bed, he picks up the pillows and blinks when he sees a thick notebook under Sasuke's pillows, a journal.

"What do we have here… this is the almighty emo's journal, right?" Naruto then picks up the journal and grins "Sasuke is not here, he's still at Okinawa, though he'll be back here later. And since he's not here… hehe… His Royal Icy Emo Prince's journal is mine to read"

Sitting on the bed, Naruto opens the journal on some random page. As he reads the entry, he can't help the tears that flow down his eyes as a loving smile brightens up his face. "That Sasuke, he really loves me this much, huh?" he then holds the open journal close to his chest and close his eyes "I'm so lucky to have him" he whispers. He wipes the tears away and continues to read, flipping on another page.

The smile on his face leaves as he reads the entry on the page, his face going blank.

'… teasing me whenever he tilts his head, showing that glorious neck that I want so bad to ravish and mark to show the whole world that Naruto is mine!

If I didn't know any better, I would say that Naruto is seducing me'

Naruto blinks before he gulps "What the heck is this?" he thinks then he flips another page, reading the entry before his eyes widen.

'Naruto looks really delicious while he bakes cake covered with flour and a little bit of cream; it makes me unbearably hard and horny just thinking of the things I could do to him. Like bend him over the counter, cover him with chocolate cream before licking him clean, then I'll cover his erection with whip cream and eat him, he'll be really yummy.

After that, I'm going to fuck him extremely hard and fast and deep he's going to scream so loud. I'll make sure he won't be able to walk for weeks'

A bright blush paints Naruto's face, his hands starts to tremble and as if it has a mind on its own, his finger flips another page.

'… really a great torture to have him walking ahead of me, letting me have a great view of his perfect ass. I want nothing more than to impale his tight ass with my huge dick and fuck him raw…'

… and another…

'… have this dream of him wearing a maid's costume and calling me 'Master'. He's screaming things like "Oh, master, more!", "Yes, master Sasuke, fuck me!", "Master Sasuke, you're cock is so big, I love it!", "Yes! Yes! Pound my slutty ass with your cock, master!", "Please fill my naughty hole with your delicious cum, master Sasuke!"

Naruto in a maid costume and talking dirty while I fuck him senseless… damn, best wet dream ever!'

… and another…

'I know that he is unaware, but seriously, must he really flaunt that sexy ass of his in front of me? Wearing that ridiculous – yet extremely sexy for him – orange boxers that hugs tightly his fuckable ass, it's like Naruto is asking me to rape him…'

… and then another…

'Naruto is really a tease… wearing my shirt that is actually big for him and only in his boxers before bending over to pick up the stuff toy that falls down.

And yes, he gives me a wonderful view of his covered sexy ass.'

… and then another page…

'… but damn he's so damn sexy and fuckable when he's angry. Makes me want to pin him on the ground, molest him then fuck him, after that I'll bring him to the bedroom and fuck him some more…'

… and then some more…

'… we can get kinky in roleplaying and cosplay. We could even use some toys. I wonder if I could bribe Sakura and Ino with Yaoi Goodies SasuNaru Edition for them to convince Naruto to learn pole dancing.

That belly dance lesson that Karin insist on taking with Naruto will come in handy in the near future. Fuck, he's really sexy I want to just screw him senseless in every surface. Don't blame me if I want to fuck like rabbits with Naruto, I'm a healthy man…'

Naruto – who is still extremely red and hands still trembling – could only stare with horrified blue eyes at each and every word, his trembling hands still continues to turn another page.

'I grope him last night; I could only grope him when he's sleeping next to me. And then I jack off, thinking of different positions I could fuck him as I grope his delicious ass. I even take a peek of his tight hole, and then I cum…'

… and still another page…

'… with his blushing face and pouting lips makes want to molest him in broad daylight. And seriously, his ass is made for me and me alone to grope and fuck'

… and still some more page…

'I actually want him to find out this journal and read it, then I will caught him in the act, trap him and have my way with him.

Heh, Naru-chan's curiosity makes him really naughty, and since he's naughty, I'm going to punish him. And by punish, I mean tie him naked on my bed, molest him, mark him as mine and fuck him 'til he can't walk'

Naruto shuts the journal close with an extremely red face, trembling hands and wide horrified blue eyes. He places the journal down exactly where it has been resting before putting the pillows over it.

He gulps; he could feel his heart beating like a drum "I feel so violated" he says "No… scratch that, he's been violating me since we were six… then again, I really am violated"

Naruto looks down on his engagement ring "Our wedding is fourteen days from now, shall I run away? Sasuke is dangerous, a dangerous and delirious pervert. He even sounds so damn proud with all those perverted things on his journal!" his face is heating up more when vivid images of what Sasuke wants to do to him flash through his mind.

"It's a trap… it's definitely a trap! He must have left that perverted journal so I would find it!" he almost screams "Shall I burn it?" he asks himself before shaking his head "If I burn it, he'll definitely know that I fell on his trap, and then he…" he stops and covers his face with his hands, groaning in embarrassment.

A loud ringing jolts him out of his panic-and-embarrass moment causing him to shriek in surprise. Realizing that it is his phone ringing, he looks around only to find it on the bedside table on the other side of the bed behind a picture frame with a photo of him and Sasuke.

He reaches for the phone to look at the name on the screen to see that it is Sasuke calling him. Naruto takes a deep breath to calm down, he will pretend that he never see and read the journal and he will be safe from his fiancé's clutches until their wedding night… he blush at that.

Clearing his throat, Naruto answers the phone "Hey, Sasuke!"

"Hn,dobe. What took you so long to answer the freaking phone?" says Sasuke over the phone with an irritated voice.

Naruto rolls his eyes "Forgive me, Your Royal Prissy Icy-emoness, poor little me took quite a while to find this freaking phone" answers Naruto in an achingly sweet voice.

There is a snort on the other line that cause Naruto to pout "That's so like you to misplace your things, stupid"

"Jerk! Don't call your fiancé stupid, you insensitive per–err… person!" oops, he almost call the pervert a pervert, that might let the pervert know he fall on the perverted trap.

There's another snort and Naruto could practically see Sasuke rolling his eyes "Having a hard time to find a new insult, dumbass? Hn. Anyway, I'm inside the plane now. The plane I'm on will be leaving in about… hm… thirty minutes. I just wanted to inform you that"

"Oh, I see. Well, I'll see you at the Konoha Airport, then"

"Right. Itachi is driving, right? Don't forget to bring Kurama with you; the four of us can eat dinner at some restaurant"

"Of course, I believe Kurama is done changing"

"I miss you, love. I miss you so much, and Kurama too, I miss you both"

Naruto grins "We miss you, too, honey. Kurama keeps on asking me what time your arrival is, he's really excited that you're going back home"

Sasuke laughs a little on the other line "I see, well, I'll see you later. I love you, Naru"

Naruto can't help but smile, he could feel his heart fluttering "I love you too, Sasu" the line is cut after that. Naruto sighs "I guess I won't run away from our wedding after all, I'll just beat him to pulp if he does something"

The door of Sasuke's bedroom slowly opens and a boy, eight years of age, walks inside the room. His long red hair tied up in a high pony tail, bangs framing his face and his ruby eyes looks at Naruto with a mixture of adoration and excitement.

"Papa, I'm ready" says the boy.

Naruto smile and stands up, he walks to the boy and kiss his forehead "So am I, I found my phone and your daddy called" he chuckles when the boy's face lights up more with excitement and happiness.

"What did daddy said?" asks the boy.

"Daddy said that he's on the plane right now and that he misses dear Kurama so much" Naruto then hugs the boy.

The boy, Kurama, smiles up at his father "I'll tell daddy that I miss him too!"

Naruto kiss Kurama's forehead again and smile "I'm sure daddy will be happy to hear that. Come on, sweetie, let's go. Your uncle 'Tachi is waiting for us"

The two of them then walks out of the door and Naruto closes the door softly behind him.

The contents of the journal and the perverted journal itself temporarily forgotten.

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RS: and this is the end… you are probably asking what happen to Kurama, well, you will all find that out on the sequel… so yes… thank you for reading this fic, for the reviews, for adding this fic on your favorites and story alert, thank you, thank you, thank you so much to all of you! until next time! ja ne! oh, and don't forget to review, for the last time… :3