Reduced to little more than a stable boy, Hiccup, despite his noble birth, has few prospects for more in life. But when he meets a girl who came to look at the horses, being a stable boy might not be enough anymore. Together, they have tough choices to make and great risks to navigate if they want to survive and be together. Alpha-reader: AThingOfVikings. SLOWBURN! On baby hiatus.

the tree has many branches that curl around many worlds. A collection of AUs. Hiccstrid. #12: in which Zephyr is getting married and she wants to meet her dad...

Follow the adventures of Diamond, his sadistic Chimchar, his criminally insane best friend Pearl and his humping penguin as they battle and scam their way across Sinnoh. Rated for language. Reviews are always appreciated.

For the first time, Naruto's Talk No Jutsu failed to convert Obito. Now, Kakashi has to implement his knowledge of his former friend to get him back... with a great personal sacrifice. Pure crack

A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*

The mansion is slowly coming back to life with all manner of occupants. The hardworking secretary is excited to be invited, but still worried she'll overshadow her mayor. What can she do to stop this? Maybe getting some training from an unlikely source... Completely based of a conversation of how one of Isabelle's moves seems reminiscent of someone else's.

AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.

He simply awoke to find himself as something new. He doesn't know his past. He does know one thing, he is a zombie. There is no way anyone can remember him, right? Even he can't remember himself.

The war is over. The Order of the Phoenix was completely destroyed. Albus Dumbledore goes back in time to save the world. Complete, no bashing, no slash, Good!Dumbledore, Smart!Voldemort, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award 7 times in the future that's in the past, mentioned in Doctor Who's Top 10 Time Travel Stories, Order of Merlin (First Class).

When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.

Everything that lives is designed to end. But that doesn't mean it always ends in the same way. Ending tonight: Innocence, and the hopes of the last of humanity.

Sometimes Snake would give Sonic the silent treatment whenever he's not up to responding the hedgehog's efforts to annoy him. What Sonic forgot to realize that from now on, this will always be the man's reply, and there are no exceptions.

Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.

Master Makarov is at the orphanage on his turn to entertain the kids with a story. The others are chaperoning him to make sure the kids are not scarred for life. *Drabble* *Warning: Light Master Makarov*

Short drabbles about the first two third-party Smash Brothers. (Rated for suggestive)

A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.

Desire is a tricky thing. It can come in many forms, in many ways. For a certain Knight, this thing called 'desire' is making her question her stance about a loud, childish Pyro who is easily the most lovable man she had ever met. So why doesn't she feel anything for him? ... or does she? 2nd Chapter is up!

[Or: The SAO Magical Girls' Spin-Off nobody asked for!] Kirigaya Suguha is a normal girl with normal problems, like having just finished middle school and being in love with her adopted brother...until the Mystic Being Yui crashes into her life. Now, as the 'Guardian' Leafa, she must fight the evil beings of the Nether Realm! ...too bad she isn't thrilled by the idea. (Oneshot/AU)

What happens when you fall face-first into an established world with its own rules, laws, history, expectations, and reality? Well...a slice of life fic focusing on people you will never meet or meet again happens. Enjoy the ride, it's pretty slow. Features two total side characters from Kalos you will never remember seeing (well, except one of them). [Complete, Kinda, Sorta]

Inviting Samus and Snake over for a home cooked meal, Lucario offers to show Samus how to cook. Even boiling rice is tricker than it seems. *Friendship fic, based on OTP Prompts tumblr*

One day a troll named Dum MuhReen decides he's so awesome that he's gonna become Fairy Tail's number one mage. But first he has to pass an entrance test. What is it? Read and find out. EXTREME CRACK FIC. One-Shot (A/N... Yes, the character is supposed to be really lame)

Various Outtakes/Omakes from Dark Lord of Naboo, as well as Star Wars one-shots. Warning: May include such insanity such as speculation into Darth Vader's sex life, stoned Count Dooku, and a 'beam war' between the Death Star and Goku from Dragonball Z.

Heavily inspired by the 333 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart, but with your Fairy Tail characters! A light, silly story about Fairy Tail and the neighboring guilds!

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Madara kicks the bucket, leaving Obito free to do his own thing. Thing about teenagers, however, is that they rarely listen and do as they're told... So Obito winds up returning to the Hidden Leaf with White Zetsu and his clones along for the ride. Crackfic. One-shot.

Opportunity doesn't visit often. When he knocks, who will answer first?

A Fairy Tail take on The Three Little Pigs.

A parody of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Bitter bookworm Twilight Sparkle has gotten kicked out of her cushy life in Canterlot and is forced to learn about friendship. This will not end well. Rated T for strong language, cartoonish violence, suggestive humor, and bad jokes.

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

One Shot. Also posted at Archive of Our Own. MAJOR SPOILERS for MGSV The Phantom Pain! Set during Metal Gear 1 events, a major canon divergence occurs when somebody refuses to be forgotten within the pages of history.

In which Acnologia has a father that was friends with Natsu back in the day, Natsu likes to experiment with bringing people back from the dead, and the guild get's caught in the middle of it all. - Crackfic!

Prestige goes to Kakashi's head, and he takes it upon himself to rework the whole 'Neo-Sannin' thing his former students have going on. Namely which of the original Sannin each of them take after. As a result, Jiraiya will be getting a very unexpected successor... Pervy!Sasuke. Crackfic. Will be updated irregularly.

Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT

This fanfiction was heavily inspired by "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies" by Mistress Nika. From the king of Fiore, to the citizens of Fiore. Rated T for safety.

Jiraiya is an idiot. But what else is new? In which Naruto's name came from a different book. (A completely ridiculous, off-the-wall collaboration one-shot with Duesal Bladesinger)

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

Becoming the Champion? Easy. Single-handedly destroying an evil terrorist organization? Even easier. Trying to live a normal life after your grand adventure? Yeah... we might need some help with that one. Unfortunately, the only ones left to help are a bunch of other Champions who have all lost their minds already. What could possibly go wrong?

An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way. UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED

A rewrite of the final scene of episode thirteen, featuring guns, C-4, a secret agent contract killer, Mt. Fuji, censorship, possibly character death(s), and maybe even a magical girl or two.

Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

First came Kuyo, then the monstrels, followed by the Anti-schoolers, Fairy Tale and Alucard. Not to mention all the other other factions Tsukune had to fight up to this point. He suffered enough. So why is it that Akasha, before self-destructing, saw fit to send him back in time to the year 2006 where angry human villagers were about to murder two young vampires? Rated T for now.

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

Another parody of an episode of "The Amazing World of Gumball" in which Cana tells Lucy a story about how she, Natsu, Gray, and Gildarts learned the hard way about what happens when you have too much freedom, and that everyone obeys Erza.

Snake-centric fic where he reflects on his time in the previous tournament, and the bonds he made along the way. Revised on November 26, 2015.

Little by little Natsu's starting to lose control. A dark side resides within him, but Erza will stand by his side and help him fight back the darkness. Follow Natsu and Erza as they go from a loving couple to a loving family, from deadly battles to childish fun. An unbreakable bond that can withstand all will be put to the test and strengthened over time.

"And off they go. I wonder who is worse at staying still, Gold or Red? What do you think?" So Green asks. And, of course, Silver can't just answer the question.

First comes love, then comes ... what? A single night would change their lives forever. Kalosshipping one shot.

What do you get when you take a giant llama-goat, stuff her in a plane with 9 other legendaries, and go on a trip around the world? Hell.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

One has to wonder what the female characters think about harems...

Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.

Harry Potter cast an unforgivable curse on Bellatrix Lestrange that led to him being put into Azkaban. Now, a few months later, with the looming threat of an attack on Azkaban by the Dark Lord, Professor Dumbledore manages to get Harry out of there. However, the sudden change in environment makes it hard for Harry to distinguish between dreams and reality. Oneshot!

"It was dangerous. Me needing one person so much was dangerous. It wasn't healthy. When did this infatuation start; this obsession? For as long as I could remember, I felt like I was always chasing after her. I was chasing after her for no real solid reason. Even when I hardly knew her, I had this overwhelming desire to please her."

Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.

A story based on Pokémon Special, the manga. A compilation of random events, some of which have the 15 Dex Holders playing and participating in random, pointless, yet hilarious games and events, which leads to random yet funny penalties for losing.

Ike has had his fair share of strange people to hang out with. Snake? Snake takes the cake.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Blue becomes bored while with her friends and decides to hold a pickup line contest. It goes about as well as you'd expect. {Mentions of Specialshipping, Mangaquestshipping, and Franticshipping, general nonsense, one-shot}

"So that's your plan? Give him the ability to love and pray that it's enough as you raise him to kill you? You make for a shitty father already Zeref." - "That's why I'm leaving him with you, Igneel." Oneshot.

Kakashi attempts to cheer up a depressed Tenten with porn; chaos ensues. One-shot. Crack. Post-war. Post manga chapter 700. Pairings: Implied NejiTen. NaruHina. SasuSaku. Mentioned ShikaTemo and InoSai. SasuNaru bromance. BoruSara (not necessarily romantic).

Make Love, not War! Naruto displays the value of these words as a baby, whether he wanted too or not. Now the world will be subjected to a different Path to Peace, one the Rikudo Sennin had hoped would forever remain lost and buried in the shards of history.

Intercourse.

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

After Chrom gets banned from using the Sandbags due to abusing them to the point where they threatened to quit, Lyn decides to show Chrom exactly how little sense the Smash world makes. This ends up becoming extremely detrimental to his sanity. One-shot, crackfic, everyone is OOC.

Abandoned by Igneel, alone in the world, Natsu was not found by Makarov and Fairy Tail, instead he was found by the dark guild Torched Heaven. Now, years later, he has risen to fame as Salamander, the most notorious, dangerous and powerful member of his guild. A meeting with Erza Scarlet will herald the beginning of a new chapter in his life. Be ready, or you'll get burned.

In which certain people were denied critical, need to know information. [crack]

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

When Young Link first arrives to the Smash Mansion, he is shocked and disappointed to see his older self. But after the two Links are put together in a team battle, he learns there's more to his older self than he thought he knew. Slightly AU. Rated T. NOW REVISED.

This was suppose to be a "Newcomer: Palutena!" fic but it turned into "everyone thinks Pit is banging the hot goddess" and I don't know how it happened. Ike, Little Mac, and Captain Falcon also don't know how it happened, and their aim is to figure out how the weak little birdy boy managed to get with Palutena - I mean, it IS Palutena we're talking about - or if they're even so.

Warren has achieved second origin and can now project real-time images in his comrades' minds. Fairy Tail learns the hard way that this new power can result in an unintended invasion of privacy and a series of unfortunate consequences. One-shot LYAO short. Warning: Explicit

Minerva goes into labor and travels to Fairy Tail to deliver the baby. The men of Sabertooth ponder over who is (or rather, who isn't) the father and chaos erupts. One-shot LYAO short. [Surprise pairing]

The six male dragon slayers are now at the mercy of Wendy and would do anything for her. When her precious brownies are destroyed during a Fairy Tail guild brawl, chaos and hilarity ensues. One-shot. Do read and review. T for language.

The first train ride up to the school was a chance to meet people and learn things.

Sequel to Nameless Child. Lucy gets curious about Natsu's namesake, so she decides to ask. But no one was expecting the answer that Natsu supplied her with. No one would've thought that Zeref even had a kind bone in his body, but apparently he does.

Calem, the son of the region's two most impressive trainers, was raised with emotions to never become attached to anything or anyone. What made this new girl, Serena, who just moved into Vaniville Town, any different? / Kalosshipping . Serena x Calem [oneshot] \

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery

In the beginning, they never imagined that they'd develop relationships with those stupid boys. ―Told from the female protagonists' points of view. -LeafGreen, HeartSoul, Hoenn, Fortune, Ferriswheel, & Kalos

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Our science teacher is a complete werido, and we want to get out of here... So we muck up! What else would we do to get moved down a class. Contest, Ikari, Poke. Rated T for sight violence.

Rosa's always been a bit of a coward, to the annoyance of her friend Hugh. But when she gets a Pokedex and meets Nate for the first time, she finds herself caught in the wicked plans of Team Plasma. Now our donut-headed heroine must learn courage to survive, or at least hide behind a scientist with hair even more ridiculous than her own. Sequel to Not Always Black and White.

Gold being a dumbass plus a child equals YAY! ouo (Rated T for cursing. Damn you, Gold.)

'However, what everyone had learned throughout the time spent in the mansion, was that Queen Zelda was to be the most feared when angry. Only one man had enough arrogance and stupidity to ignore every warning and signal that screamed stay clear, and that was the famous Captain Falcon' Humor, a bit of Zelink romance, and some cute Pichu.

"You see, the ones to solve others' problems should be the most problematic people themselves."

It started with the mood swings, then the sensitivity, then the blood! Then everything just went "WTF?" So Yellow's grown up and what does any woman who's growing up go through? Well you'll know once you read this. XD Set some time after the GSC arc. M for foul language. X3

And one guess as to who did it...

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.

Ash can't think of a Valentine's Day poem for Misty, but when Gary helps she gets pissy. When Gary gives Leaf her Valentine for that special day Ash's revenge comes into play. (I have no idea -. - rated T for Gary's poem XD )

She's an energetic girl with an obsession about Water Pokemon. He's a mysterious boy who thinks he's in a video game. They fight crime! And try to convince everyone that they're not dating. White 2/Black 2 retelling.

Ash and Misty are in the toughest battle of their lives, against each other. But why does this battle feel different from all the rest?

Angered at his unwilling selection as a TriWizard Champion, Harry and Hermione begin their own research in an attempt to take control of their own lives, with some… interesting consequences. AU fic with some extreme OOCness. Chapter 4 up

Characters from games, manga, and anime come together in a random yet odd twist! Hetaliafangirl24 is just a person from Deviantart. So, what happens when you take Ash, and bring him with the common pokemon characters? Read and find out!

A handbook writen by the Kanto/Johto gym leaders and elite four (and Lance) for new gym leaders as a guide for everything from sick days to dating other gym leaders. Should I say more?

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.

Misty Williams is about to graduate from Goldenrod High School. All she has to do is work off a new bike, tutor Ash Ketchum, help May ask Drew to a dance, and figure out a relationship with Gary Oak. She can do that, right? Poke, Ego, Contest, Penguin

Natsu, after being beaten by Erza for the umpteenth time, take a walk to think of a new strategy. During his walk, he meets a weird, old, man who offers to teach Natsu a new technique to beat Erza. Yet, how will Erza react when Natsu uses this technique on her and how will it affect her relationship with Natsu? Slight crossover and home for Natsu/Crack ideas.

Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody

[Gameverse, GenII and Remakes] Lyra and Kris watch Ethan and Silver play Super Smash Bros Brawl to their own amusement. Oneshot.

It's back and here to stay! Completely revised and cooperative with the guidelines! Woot! Now, summary time: What happens when our favorite Pokemon characters discover a chat room and use it in their daily lives? Why, chaos of course!

A really short story about White and N. (Crappy summary, but whatever. Just read!) Complete and utter ANTI-ferriswheelshipping. Please don't read if you like this shipping. I didn't post this to get hated on. This is just so overused and overrated though. Sorry to the fans. I do like N as a character though (game N).

Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.

Team Natsu - "Um, I don't think the five of us can fit in my bed." Friendship fluff.

Even though it hurts, 'cause I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed.

In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.

Hilbert has always been the butt of every joke. Hilda has always been the one making those jokes. When forced to work together, can this sibling team put a stop to Team Plasma's plans? Or will the bad guys succeed at separating people and Pokémon permanently? (Retelling of Black version. May contain Ferriswheelshipping.)

In which Nate finds that it's not easy living life knowing that the slightest interaction could set her off her alarm, and that no matter what he does, he's always being watched. Visorshipping with yandere!Rosa. .101 A Dubious Enigma and a Wayward Future Scattered at the End of the Line: In which the boy contemplates his life in the darkness of the night.

All Natsu did was want to know where babies come from... One-shot

In fact, it was something they could not understand, not even with hours of thinking spent in moments of tranquility. He was certain something was off with her, but he did not know what, of all things bothering her. She was certain he was enjoying her cur

Dreams are meant for more than just showing a person's greatest desire or fear, they also serve to warn about a possible event in the future, if the images are interpreted correctly. Natsu, poor Natsu, didn't have the time to even think about the dream fo

So simple that no one ever thought THAT could be the reason for him to be... well, himself. Short Drabble. NatZa, of course.

Nate receives an exotic Pokemon from Yancy and before long, he gets subjected to strange and sometimes humiliating events at his expense. Is it coincidence? Of course not. Meanwhile, an old "friend" of Yancy's arrives on the scene, and the two of them both end up with their eyes on the same prize.

Ash is bored...and God just woke up so guess who he's going to visit. Ash is just lazing about one day when Arceus comes to him with a strange proposition seeing as Ash has experienced the most the current world has and now he asks Ash: should it change? Original image by GoldenTenshi, Colored version by Uniformshark on DA.

Klein's first impressions of Gun Gale Online are quite different from what he expected. There were a lot of flowers, for one thing.

""Your son IS a cheeseburger!" I cried back!" Crack.

Marth wakes up one morning to find a package for him. What's inside? A living, breathing, 1-foot tall chibi Marth, and Ike. But Marth's not the only one to recieve a chibi, many other smashers have their own as well. Are these little guys just some innocent gift from someone? Or is it a sinister plot to take over the Mansion? WARNING: EXTREME CUTENESS INSIDE.

Some oneshots about April Fool's in Araluen! Gilan's got rotten eggs, King Duncan's mad, and Will's crying! Please read, review, and love! 3 U GUYS!-FLY

Third in LIAG series! Can Be Read Alone! CRACK! Ash is replaced by Pokemon Champion Red in his adventures to become a Pokemon Master! Red/Ash X Misty X Harem

Having had more than enough of his life, Harry Potter decided to broker the deal of the ages! What's Britain when compared to his life after all? – This is a piece of crackfic which is only meant to be humorous and nothing more. If you're looking for good writing, a solid plot line and developed characters…look elsewhere. You've been warned. Read at your own risk! - EJ

Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.

Side fic to A Win is a Win. Inspired by Anchorman. The first step of womanhood is a special thing, well it would be if Wendy didn't have to deal with it with the clueless guys of FT, bears, and giraffes. At least Natsu is there being the voice of reason. Yeah, she's doomed. Natsux Wendy, NatsuxWendy, Ultear, Meredy, and Erza. OOCness, slight yuri, NPH Laxus and crack. Oneshot.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

The Legendary Soldier has a bit of a secret, but what secret agent doesn't. He always stands alone, so used to holding his own weight up. But he seems weaker then usual and his steps are getting slower. No one knows what's going on, or what's happening. Snake doesn't let many people in, but then again, not many people actually have the courage to knock. ONE-SHOT.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

What if your starting Pokemon was a man-eating legendary dragon? B/W fic.

Christmas is a time for joy and cheer. But for one Smasher, December fills him with fear. Solid Snake has a mission, four years in the making. He's taking out Christmas, the holiday he's been hating! One-shot, written for and placed 6th in MoD and Tune's "Fireside Tales" Contest.

A simple step-by-step guide to follow so that any MMO player can have a harem just like Kirito's.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

For years now Fairy Tail had dreaded the coming of the month of August. Each and every year, the Fire Dragon Slayer would suddenly become agitated and restless. With the addition of two more Dragon Slayers to the mix however, things will reach a boiling point. Is the end result the product of feelings? Of instinct? Maybe both... A NatsuxWendy story. Rated T for suggestive stuff.

Honestly, aren't you sick of all the stories with Marth and Ike? It's time you listened to a REAL story. A tale of heroic feats, of loyalty, of secrets, of self-discovery. And it all revolves around me, Wolf O'Donnell! Warning: Contains narcissism, Multiple Personality Disorder, drug abuse, Twinkies and rabid shoppers. Rated for Language. For MoD and Tune's Fireside Tales Contest.

After a wild night with booze, Gold will realize the aftermath. Warning: It has cussing words. Readers beware of this.

Ash finds a girl, Ash really likes the girl, Ash wants to be with the girl but there's just a little, yellow hurdle for him to overcome

Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.

Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.

Hello, TheMysticalQ here. This story came to me while I was thinking about how different Lucas and Snake are. A cute little image of Lucas sitting on Snake's shoulders popped into my head, and I decided to write a fic for it.

Samus learns how to make smores and not burn stuff while camping with Snake and Lucario. *Samus, Snake, Lucario, friendship fic. SSBB Lighter days*

In which Will steps on his knife, Alyss shows up at Halt and Lady Pauline's apartments wearing nothing but her husband's cloak, and Gilan is in hysterics.

Wendy is a bad girl. But who is corrupting who, here?

When Warren is bored out his mind, he uses his Telepathy to read his guild-mates thoughts, trying to find something interesting that keeps him awake. But this particular time, now that Tenrou Team returned, he found more than what he was expecting. A dete

Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.

Erza takes Natsu out for ice cream to keep him from causing trouble during a heat wave. But little does he know, she has a whole other reason for the trip. NatsuxErza, T for ecchiness and waste of ice cream.

When it comes to the "suit" of playing cards, there are four to consider: spades, diamonds, clubs, and hearts. Aside from the suit of the cards, there is a rank. Once again, four, if one doesn't count the numbers: Ace, King, Queen, and Jack. Traditionally, the Queen is ranked behind only one other card. In Ash's mind, the Queen ruled above all others. Oneshot. Implied Pokeshippin

One day in class, Dawn tells Ash how she feels. But what about Misty? Oneshot. Pokeshipping.

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.

They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before! They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score! No one will ever take them down! The power lies on their side! Go, go, Power Smashers! Go, go, Power Smashers! Go, go, Power Smashers! You Mighty Morphin' Power Smashers!

Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.

Drabble. If you were to ask Erza how she felt about Natsu and Gray, she probably wouldn't be able to tell you.

The title says it all...full of trolling, Jail breaks, Ice cream, awesome songs and general Fairy tail Craziness! Ph Yeah did I mention that the Fairy tail Dragon Slayers are doing the trolling? R&R

A one shot based on the infamous 'curry zombie' episode of the second season of the anime. Embrace the insanity. Curry.

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" "Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection." Oh, Gold. You should know better than to make a book of pickup lines.

After a terrible accident, Ash has passed away. Unknown to his mother and friends, however, he has left something behind. With it they will learn to overcome the grief of his death and finally get the answers to questions they've been too afraid to ask.

The whole story was a pure contradiction for her. Because, after all, in a fairy tale the Princess is always kidnapped, not the Queen, and the kidnapper is always a violent Dragon, and not the Prince Charming. She was really out of any settled pattern.

How does Crystal get the other dexholders up in the morning? A little one-shot to answer this question. Rated for Crystal and Gold putting Gold's seemingly-indestructable billiard cue to 'good use'.

One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!

Gilan Comes up with a plan to prank Halt. But then it fails for two reasons. A It was terrible to begin with and B Will messes it up. Please R&R!

To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?

I'm from good, old Pallet Town. My neighbors, who consist of an arrogant jerk and a mostly quiet serious guy, get a Pokemon, including me. Irritating Pokedexes, weird Pokemon, and straight-out craziness will make this adventure unforgettable!

Peach decides to scar everybody's mind during breakfast! Rated T for crack pairings. Note: No offense for anybody offended! Rated T for weird pairings.

For Tonesticpilot's contest. When the world ends suddenly, people must change,in either a good or bad way, to fit the new world they live in. Yet how could everything end so suddenly? There has to be a reason...and it's not what you may think.

For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.

Crack. Erza gets her first period, and Gray and Natsu do what they do. Natsu's true weakness is revealed, and a cake is murdered.

After losing a match against the Pokémon Trainer, Snake hatches a plan to 'regain his honor' with Lucario's assistance. But will this plan actually suceed, or is it doomed to fail? *Slight SnakexSamus, making fun of Pokémon mechanics, weirdness.*

You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...

Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.

Lucy's apparently pregnant, Gajeel's blushing, Juvia's frozen, Mirajane's horrorfied, and the entire Guild is in chaos... Wendy, you really need to stop being so curious and asking questions.

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Gold -"please come Crystal" Crystal " ill be your whore if you get Silver to come." Silver-"ill go Gold but only if you cross dress for me when ever i say were ever i say."

Crack! "I'm sorry, but the one I really love is-"... "This isn't a slash fic!" Where the girls' worst nightmare comes true

"Your name is Black Hyann." No it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a duck." No. "3. You're too sexy for your shirt." I QUIT. /MangaQuest/Special/OldRival/Frantic/Agency/AU

A lot of people remember the boy who saved them in that dark tunnel.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Lucy doesn't know what to do. Loki is innocent. Cana wants a drinking partner. Juvia might have superpowers. Gray is bored. Mira knows better. And those two better start coming with something else for an answer or they'll receive more than a few bruises.

When Snake leaves one of his boxes behind, Lucas finds it. Random story, somewhat silly.

I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!

An action-packed tale about assassins, conspiracies, romance, and, of course, Pokemon. Contains Poke, Ikari, Contest, and Oldrivalshipping. Assassin AU

When Master Hand decides to host a talk show to interview the Brawlers, he hires Roy and the other Melee rejects to host the show. Warning: Random insanity ensues. Current character: Meta Knight.

The mostly lovable cast of Pokemon will be butche-err...reenacting your favorite movies by Disney! Yeah... Rated 'T' for injuries inflicted, things we usually don't want to see and Paul dressed in a fairy costume, not under his own will of course. Really.

Spelling really does matter, as the Golden Trio's class finds out when their most loathed professor turns into a video game character. You don't even have to know what Metal Gear is to understand this; I only know it's a game. Kplus for Ron's minor swear.

"We're all gonna die, but I've got a helmet!" "Gilan, that's a turtle..." "I know." Gilan and his gullible beliefs. Rated for Gilan-craziness and for those with a phobia of giants.

The title says it all. Contestshipping, Ikarishipping, Pokeshipping, Slight Belleshipping, DrewxMisty, Hooenshipping, BerryxDawn, DawnxConway, and OldRivalshipping. Read at your risk and rated T for a reason.

Note: I adore N. Co-op ficlett with my adorable cousin. This is the official fan guide to annoying everyone's favorite hippie, N! PS: Originally taken down for editing. Now it's up again.

"When pigs fly!" The phrase was thrown out randomly, but one should never give an apprentice such ideas. CHAPTER TWO: Halt gets his revenge on Will, and the old Ranger turns out to be quite the prankster. Review!

Funny take on what would have happened to Ron after he left Harry and Hermione in the tent.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.

A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.

The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!

Sequel to Coffee Rangers. Halt decides to take matters in own hands. But not without the help of his ex apprentice, Will, who seems to have the same troubles... What do our coffee deprived Rangers do? Having revenge, of course!

Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.

After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

Sometimes Dia's interest in food leads to something worthwhile.

Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.

A retelling of the Cinderella story with a slightly different perspective.

League rules force Ash and his friends to attend a competitive Pokemon High school, but Ash ends up fighting with his oldest rival over something far more important than a Pokemon battle. Poke, Ego, Contest and Ikarishipping. Not AU, fits into canon

Join Misty, Ash, May, and Drew as they advertise your favorite products from TV! VERY-VERY minor Contestshipping and Pokeshipping. Chapter 12: Febreeze. Complete FOR NOW.

In the wake of the Subspace Emissary, the smashers have to figure out how to solve their issues, get along, enjoy a few romances, and deal with their newest, crazed enemy: the executive board of the ESRB.

Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.

Lyra and Ethan go explore Mt. Silver, where they run across Red. Lyra and Ethan try talking to him, but because he's a Player Character, he doesn't use words, just "..." So, Lyra tries to converse with him, leading to a surprising ending and problem.

It's Ash's birthday and everyone wants to get one secret out of him in a game of…TRUTH OR DARE! Will they squeeze it out of him? Will they like what they find out? Where does Misty fit in all of this?

Time is being eroded in the lands of Pokemon. Who is chosen to save the day? A big sister, a bookworm ninja, an ex-outlaw, and an alien creature. Based off PMD Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky.

This is probably exactly how it would've gone down if Palmer had been there during Cyrus' plan instead of Cynthia. Down to the letter.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

AU, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Sort of inspired by Naruto 499, but not really spoiler-y. Minato was only a genin, but one day he'd be Hokage. Kushina fully intended to help him...after she gave him a nosebleed. Read, review, and enjoy! :D

Especially not with this motley crew. Stay in school, kiddies. You might just learn something. High School AU. WARNING: Randomness and insanity lurk!

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?

Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...

Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.

Brock had never seen Dawn with such a serious expression on her face. Just what could the preteen be thinking about? AAML goodness of course. “I can see it now!” Dawn clasped her hands together and giggled. "It would be perfect!"

After winning the Sinnoh League, Ash and Co. head home to Pallet to celebrate. During this time the girls come up with a very interesting reason for why Ash doesn't flirt with any girls.........

Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!

and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

What's meant to be will always find a way. Tsu X Mok

Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished

In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.

Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.

Ritchie schools Ash on the meaning of a certain word in Pikachu's vocabulary. Oneshot.

Totally pointless little story kinda a sequal to Literal Meaning of Pokemonshipping but you don't have to read it to understand this ... Ash and Misty's pokemon decide to get a little naughty before Ash's battle with Gary... find out what happens!

Wondered what Ash and Misty's pokemon did and talked about behind their trainers' back? Well read to find out! Lots of poke-romance, and random pairings including frostfire, and some of my own. No real plot just pokemon gossip and fun.

A parody of Diamond and Pearl. Two different people enter their games purely for your entertainment. The game isn't going right but being a criminal, killing Gym Leaders and using AR doesn't make it better but does make it more fun. Now with epilogue.

Hermione returns from two decades trapped in a time crystal to a world where her fiance Harry is married to Ginny. Not wanting to stir things up, she decides to make a new life of her own. But a Snorkack and Teddy Lupin have other ideas. HHr - eventually.

Oh yes, punish us Erza! Punish us!

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

The Force needs some love to balance it: Yoda will serve as its proxy. The two Chosen Ones: Obi-Wan & Siri. Suggestive and humorous romance plot-bunnied from a comment on another story. No actual bad language or explicitness, possibly over-rated.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

While Brock is using the only pickup line that will ever work, Ash and Misty begin a long discussion of what part of Ash's anatomy will overpower his brain, not that the latter was of much use anyway. Slight AAML

...are so freaking useless. When Roy tells that to Pit; Pit cries and now Roy has to face the wrath of Pit's fangirls. Will he survive long enough for Pit to forgive him? Don't take this seriously. Please don't.

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

AU. Satoshi starts his final year at the school for fighters. The first day seals his fate in what will be filled with tons of romance, battles, and strange, yet funny, cast of characters. This is the start of an epic legend.

Ash drinks a potion that puts him in a tight spot. what's worst is that a old friend of his arrives. can he get back to normal without driving everyone crazy? includes craziness, cuteness, and AAML.

It was at times like this that Pikachu wished he could tolerate his pokéball. AshxMisty.

After helping Lucas with a problem, everyone else wants Snake's advice! Can Snake keep his sanity or is he going to get problems of his own? R&R. First fic, be gentle with reviews. 7th Chapter up!

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-

Pit, Lucas, Ness, Pikachu, Kirby, and Toon Link decide to break into the Trophy Collection and have some fun with the figurines inside. The Trophy room is absolutely off-limits, of course, but rules are for grown-ups, right?

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Ash wants to quit his poke'mon journey after learning of a horrible secret that destroys everything he thought he knew...

In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.

Marth learns a lesson about eavesdropping. Oneshot.

Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Welcome to the Galactic Headquarters. Oh, sorry, we don't allow sanity here. Oneshot.

Ash does not get on with Prince Gary, but the king sends them to rescue Princess Misty. Joined by Pikachu, Prince Brock and his brother Timmy, they face dangers and challenges, engage in swordfights and fistfights, and learn of life, love and friendship.

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

Inhibitions serve as a final barrier for protecting us from our inner most desires. At times, it can be all that stands from a person doing wrong and doing right. What would happen if you tried to make someone do the wrong thing and it backfired? H Hr

A few hours into their honeymoon, Luke and Mara get a visit from an old friend. Ben Kenobi had forgotten to mention one tiny little detail about the Jedi Code – attachment is forbidden.

Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!

Taken after the movie 'The Butterfly Effect' Ash discovers a way to to travel back in time and alter the events in his past. But you change one thing...you change everything. AAML.

Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...

Everyone just wants Snake to finish his mission and to stop singing those damn songs.

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

As they stared each other down, "Ash... I think it's time that we sat down long enough to discuss... The order of things." How does the talk go between Ash and his mom? Dedicated to Shippo123 and Uranasu!