-Falls down to knees- *Pants* S-sorry update ninja, but you shall not prevail today! Even if I don't own Pokémon I refuse to allow you to steal any more updates!

BGM: Holy shit it's a Dinosaur instrumental

Holy Fucking shit

It's a new chapter~

Jesus Christ….What the Fuuuuuck

Oh my fucking God

Fucking new chapter

Holy shit what the fuuuuuuuc-

"Er Rebuke?..."

Yeah Jorn?

"Just Start the damn chapter."

*Sniff*

BGM: END

Chapter 15: Red Reign

"…" Red stared at his companion in shock and horror as she gazed at him with a smile that was just too wide to be considered sane. "?"

"Why?" Misty echoed in confusion. "Because this is what you wanted! Is it or is it not true that you want to help Pokémon?"

"…-"

"And is it not also true that you hate criminal organizations?" Misty interrupted making Brock gape at her.

"How the hell did you just interrupt a stare?" Brock questioned sounding honestly confused, but was ultimately ignored by both of the Masters as they continued their argument.

"!"

"This is not a criminal organization!" Misty shouted confusing the red eyed boy. "This is your own organization that's sole purpose is to stop the real criminals! You can't honestly tell me you wouldn't mind the help!"

"…" Red clenched his fist as he felt his resolve breaking.

"Not only is it a good cause but haven't you always wanted to try something exciting?" Misty murmured and Red's eyes widened as he recalled something that happened back in his days as a trainer.

-Flash Back-

"Stupid old bitch her damn tea!" Red thought angrily as he continued to walk through the trees as Pika followed him. "That was the last straw I am done with people. In fact after I become a Pokémon Master I'm gonna go live on a mountain! In fact, I'm never even speaking to another person." Red swore to himself as his Pikachu sweat dropped as he watched his master gain a dark aura. Pika glanced back at the path they walked through and sighed as he saw a group of injured trainers lying on the ground twitching as tears fell from their eyes.

"Congratulations! You just beat our 5 contest trainers! You just earned a prize!" A black haired man said suddenly as he appeared next to Red and handed him a nugget.

"…?" Red blinked in shock as he held the nugget in his hand. He had been so pissed at what had happened for the past few days that he honestly didn't notice what he was doing as he stalked forward angrily.

"By the way would you like to join Team Rocket? We're a group dedicated to evil using Pokémon!" The man asked bluntly and cheerfully. "Would you like to join?" Red frowned as he felt as though he could only answer either yes or no. His career as a trainer suddenly flashed through his head as he remembered Prof. Oak using him for child labor, getting screwed over by Green, nearly killed by an old lady, and randomly challenged by adults even when he was visibly fatigued and only ten years old. One thing came to his mind after that.

"Fuck it." Red smirked as he held out a hand. "…"

"Are you sure?" The man asked as he gained a sad expression making Red nod with a smirk.

"…"

"Come on join us!" The man pouted, confusing the hell out of Red who was sure that he had just agreed.

"!"

"I'm telling you to join!"

"!?" Red questioned incredulously as he pointed to his outstretched hand for emphasis.

"Okay you need convincing." The man said as he nodded his head sagely while Red blatantly gaped at him. "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!" Red shook his head in denial as the man pulled out a poke ball.

"I AGREED WHAT THE HELL!? Do you not understand the message being conveyed by my eyes?" Red screamed mentally.

Red battled that man that day.

Red's bounty in Team Rocket also increased that day and he was forced to take down the organization because they refused to leave him the hell alone.

-Flash Back: END-

"…?" Red raised an eyebrow cautiously making Misty stare at him in confusion before she broke out in a fit of giggles.

"Didn't you hear me? You won't be working for me it's the other way around…everything that used to belong to team rocket along with the police force will be yours!" Misty smiled as the boy stared at her in shock. Brock looked between them nervously as he began to back up.

"Now Red…you can't honestly be considering this!" Brock said making Misty roll her eyes.

"You honestly didn't think I factor you in? If we're going to be a good organization then we'll need someone who can care for the Pokémon unlike team Rocket. Look around you Brock…you will be rewarded handsomely." Brock felt his jaw drop as the assembled officer Jennies look at him in admiration. "You may suck as a trainer, but you aren't half bad as a breeder."

"Do it." Brock said bluntly as he gazed at Red. Red face-palmed and stared at the psycho redhead tiredly.

"…?"

"Well besides you and I; Yellow is also a member so that means we have three masters on our side." Misty counted off making Red stare at her in shock.

"!?"

"Yeah she's still "Here" whatever that means." Misty said with a small frown. "She joined after I beat her. She wanted me to tell you that if you joined Chuchu would make Pika very happy…again I'm just passing on a message I have no idea what that mean-" Misty was cut off as for the first time in years, one of Red's Pokémon forced themselves from their poke ball.

"Pika, Pika!" Pika shouted as he ran up Red's pants and grabbed the boy by his collar as his cheeks sparked. Red groaned as he pulled the mouse Pokémon off of him and stared at Misty in exasperation. Once again, his Pokémon career up to that point flashed through his eyes making the Master come to a decision.

"Fuck it." Red muttered as he held out a hand making Misty grin and grab his hand…before yanking him towards her and planting her lips firmly over his as the Jenny's cheered.

"Hail Red!" They roared as they looked at their new leader.

"Woo! Go Red!" Brock shouted as he found himself being tossed in the air by some of the blue haired women.

-Days Later: Cinnabar Island-

"We're already at Cinnabar Island, that will show Red who truly the superior trainer!" Gary said cockily as the cheerleaders fawned over him. As he approached the gym he felt his jaw drop as he gazed at possibly the sexiest woman he had ever gazed upon.

"He'll be here in shortly? Alright thank you." The woman said as she hung up her phone. She had shoulder length black hair, pale skin, and red eyes. She had a small beauty mark under her right eye and crimson lipstick that matched her eyes perfectly. She stood a good head over Gary and was currently wearing a black blouse that was unbuttoned enough to give a generous view of her black lacy bra. Also she had on a pair of black dress shorts, black heels, and she had a crimson tie that was quite slack. She was staring at the sky as a black suitcase that had a crimson "R" on it laid on the ground next to her.

"She's…incredible!" The young boy thought with wide-eyes before the sound of a helicopter rang through the air.

BGM: Suit & Tie-Justin Timberlake

"She should be waiting for you in front of the Pokémon Center."

"?" Red quirked an eyebrow as he held the phone next to his ear. Instead of his former clothes he now wore a black dress shirt and red tie under a black suit jacket. He also wore a pair of black dress slacks, dress shoes, and his hat was gone.

"We tested her and she is the most talented of the Jennies. So much so, that I opted to give her a makeover so that we can differentiate her from her relatives; she is our best member that is not in a leadership position." Misty said from over the phone as Red glanced out of the window and stared at the woman as the helicopter landed.

"…?"

"Sadly because of the complete takeover of Team Rocket the other Organizations are now weary of us. I'll have to keep an eye on them. Brock and I will meet you at the Indigo League."

"…"

"Alright, talk to you later Red. I love you." Misty said making Red nod before hanging up the phone. Red hopped out from the helicopter with Pika on his shoulder and approached her.

"…?" Red quirked an eyebrow making the woman nod with a smile.

"Yes, apparently Mistress M recognized my abilities. I am honored to be your companion for the remainder of your stay in Kanto." Jenny said making Red nod his head. "So Master-"Jenny stopped when Red gave her an exasperated look. "Oh well what do you want me to call you?"

"…" Red shrugged as if telling her it was up to her.

"Okay baby." The woman said flirtatiously making the Pokémon Master face-palm. "The sooner we finish up here the sooner you can take out Lance, and make this region ours." Red nodded and began walking to the gym with the woman behind him before a thought occurred to her. "Oh I almost forgot! This is a gift from the Mistress; she said you'd need it."

"?" Red looked at her in confusion as she reached behind her back and pulled out a black fedora that had a red poke ball embroidered into it and a poke ball that had the word "Clothes" on it in black ink.

"She said your old clothes are in this Poke ball in case you ever need to blend in."

"…!?" Red stared at her with wide eyes as he tried to figure out where the hell she had just pulled the items from.

"It's a woman's secret, you wouldn't understand." Jenny said with a smirk making Red shake his head before placing the hat on his head and placing the poke ball on his belt where Pika's ball used to be. They were about to continue their trip when suddenly…

A WILD GARY APPEARED!

BGM: END

"Hold it there Redy boy! If you think you are getting this badge before me then you are sadly mistaken!" Gary shouted as his cheerleaders looked torn between cheering for him or Red. "You got lucky the first time, but now I challenge you to a battle!"

"…?" Red looked at Jenny in confusion as she turned on her phone and checked the date.

"It's only been about a month before you started you journey." Jenny informed him, making the Master whistle in appreciation as he gave Gary a thumbs up.

"What do you mean you're impressed at my speed? A month is the average amount of time it takes someone to get there 4th badge!" Gary said making Red gape at him along with Jenny.

"!"

"What do you mean what the hell am I doing challenging Blaine so early? You're too confusing come on lets battle, unless you're scared!" Gary taunted as his cheerleaders sighed contently.

-One minute later-

A battered Gary lied on the ground as Red went through his pockets and stole his wallet.

+ 400,000 Pokedollars.

"Red gave half of it to his new assistant, making her nod in appreciation, before they continued on their way to face Blain. Gary's fan club was currently huddled in a corner as they watched the Master leave in horror.

-Later: Cinnabar Gym-

"Hmm I have a few more months before I should start getting any a challengers, maybe I should go on vacation-" Blaine was cut off when one of his assistants ran up to him.

"Sir! You have a challenger!" The man said incredulously making Blaine cough frantically.

"What!? Send them away then, obviously they don't have some of the other badges so they probably aren't strong enough to challenge me!" Blaine said as he got over his shock while the assistant began sweating heavily.

"That's just it sir! He has every other badge!"

"What the hell!?" Blaine roared with wide eyes. Rubbing his temples, the gym leader released a sigh. "Okay, this is obviously a fluke…send him in this shouldn't take too long." The man nodded and ran away.

-With Red-

"Alright, he'll see you know-what in the world!?" The assistant said in alarm as he watched the boy pickpocket the unconscious forms of the other assistants.

"He got bored isn't that right baby?" Jenny questioned as red walked up to her and handed her some cash. "You know you already gave me my pay check right?"

"…"

"Really? I suppose the holidays did creep up this year. Thanks for the bonus." Jenny said as she gratefully accepted the money making Red nod.

"Uh-uh…come this way." The assistant stuttered as he walked away, trembling slightly.

-Battle field-

"Challenger Red as challenged Blaine to a Pokémon battle, and-why am I here already?" The referee questioned in confusion as he turned to Blaine.

"Apparently this kid has been blazing through the other leaders and wants to challenge me." Blaine shrugged before turning to Red. "Okay let's get this over with! Go Nine-tails!" Blaine shouted as he released the fox-Pokémon. Red said nothing as he tilted his fedora down, causing a shadow to cover his eyes, before holding out a hand towards Jenny.

BGM: Look Pimpin!-MadWorld Soundtrack

"…"

"Anything for you baby." Jenny purred before she opened the suit-case; revealing a large group of Poke Balls. Jenny picked one up and tossed it to her boss; who looked at it with a smirk before cocking his hand back and throwing the Poke ball. Red placed his hands in his pockets as he stood with a smirk.

"Wailord." Red said simply as the giant Pokémon appeared on the field, making Blain Gape.

"H-hey, N-now hold up-" Blaine protested, but was stopped when Red pulled out one of his hands and snapped his fingers, causing the Pokémon to use surf causing a large torrent of water that…

Well let's just be honest. That Nine-tails got decimated.

"…" Red held out the poke ball, causing the Wailord to return before tossing it to his assistant.

"R-Rhydon! Go!" Blaine shouted as he released his poke ball.

"…" Red held out his hand and caught the next Poke ball. "Swampert."

"Horn Drill!" Blaine ordered as Red yawned and snapped his fingers again. The Rhydon stood no chance as it was taken out by a powerful Hydro Cannon. "Hydro-Cannon! You used Hydro Canon on a ground type!? Are you trying to kill my Pokémon?" Blaine asked incredulously as he made Rhydon return. "Okay that's it, time to get serious." Blaine muttered as he grabbed his last Poke Ball.

"…" Red deadpanned as he made Swampert return, and tossed the poke ball to his assistant, who placed it back into his suit case. Jenny passed tossed Red a pokeball, causing the Master to quirk an eyebrow at her.

"You were going to ask for that Pokémon. In case Mistress M, didn't make it clear I am good baby." Red shook his head as he turned to Blaine, who was glaring at him.

"Magmar go!"

"Empoleon."

"Em-what?" Blaine asked in confusion. The Swampert and Wailord he had been fortunate to see before on his travels, but he had never even heard of the last pokemon.

"…" Red smirked.

"How do you have pokemon from Shinnoh!?" Blaine asked perturbed.

"…" Red shrugged before giving the Gym leader his best rape face.

"You're bluffing, there is no way that pokemon knows Hydro Cannon!" Blaine shouted making Red raise an eyebrow before holding up his right hand as if preparing to snap his fingers.

"Okay! Okay! Stop!" Blaine shouted before tossing Red his badge, but the boy's hand never lowered. "What else do you want?"

"…"

"Fine." Blaine muttered before tossing Red his wallet.

CONGRADULATIONS! YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE VOLCANO BADGE

Badge 8 of 8 Obtained!

Any level Pokemon will now obey you.

500,000 Pokedollars

Gold Trophy Unlocked: League of Legends! (Unlock the Indigo League!)

"It was truly a pleasure doing business with you. We'll keep in touch." Jenny told Blaine with a bow before following her boss who was already walking away. "Are you sure you're ready to face Lance, baby?" Jenny questioned in concern.

"Of course." Red said nonchalantly. "This is my Region and as soon as I take control I'll make sure it's people and pokemon are protected from criminal activity."

"Justice hmm? Well this will be interesting." Jenny smirked.

BGM: END

PAUSE

RebukeX7: And there you go the update which was stolen by the Update Ninja has been returned to its rightful place, on your computer screen.

117Jorn: Update Ninja my ass.

RebukeX7: Oh I'm sorry. Are you telling me it WASN'T the update ninja that stole your Mass Effect updates?

117Jorn: -Sweats- you know what? You're right. Damn that Update Ninja!

RebukeX7: That's what I'm saying! Fuck that guy. –Bro fist-

-Small Omake-

"You two are finally ready." Rebuff muttered as she stared at the panting Lexie and Maaka.

"We couldn't defeat you! How are we ready?" Lexie questioned incredulously.

"Rebuke lost to me, you had no chance. You lasted and that's what matters. Now let's go I have to continue keeping an eye on how Spider-Man is doing."

"How you were trusted with the Marvel-verse I'll never know." Maaka sweat dropped as he followed after the third in command.

"I wonder…maybe I should help a universe myself as well?" Lexie wondered making Rebuff shrug.

"Go for it, what's that manga you read? Fairy Tail? They look like they could use some help." Rebuff shrugged.

"How come I can't help a universe?" Maaka questioned in confusion.

"Fuck you, that's why." Rebuff gave her signature response before fading away with her two former apprentices.

-Omake: END-

For those of you confused by the flash back let me explain. In pokemon Fire Red and obviously Pokemon Red there was this thing called the nugget bridge challenge. Once you get to the end you run into a guy that offers to let you join team rocket…and you can't say yes. No matter how hard you try you can't accept. This has been the bane of my existence (no not really) ever since I was a kid playing fire red.

ANOUNCEMENT: Get ready to see your favorite heroes return in the NEXT LIAG MOVIE!

Years after the Journey for the Arcana Force The X7 army has grown as more and more heroes joined their ranks, but soon a new threat comes to the multiverse can our heroes stop it!?

Who will defend multiverse?

NARUTO!

"Ninja..." The blonde said coldly from behind Rebuke.

"KYAAAA!" Rebuke shouted as he leapt away from the ninja, who was laughing his ass off.

"Oh kami, you screamed like a bitch! HAHAHA! I'm dying!" Rebuke glared at him before dialing another number.

ICHIGO!

"I am sick and tired of all these mother fucking people joking about my single mother fucking attack!" Ichigo roared as he flung Zangetsu.

RED!

"…"

JOHN AND JANE SHEPARD!

Paragon Action

"Alright here's the plan." John began as he looked at the assembled heroes. "First we'll-"

! RENEGADE ACTION!

"Alright fuck the bullshit, let's do this!" Jane shouted as she charged forward leaving a group of gaping heroes behind.

LIGHTNING!

The men looked at each other for a bit longer, when suddenly a large crystal rose pattern filled the room.

"KYAAA!" The room shouted in fear as lightning appeared on Odin.

"Wow, a room full of pansies...why am I not surprised." Lightning drawled as she slid from the top of the horse, and de-summoned it.

REBUKE!

"I swear I better get laid for this!" Rebuke shouted as he ran at the goddess.

REBUFF!

Waking up tiredly, a confused as hell Rebuff gaped as she turned to see a snoring Rebuke next to her, both stark naked.

"You son of a bitch." The woman muttered as Rebuke woke up suddenly and stared at the glaring woman, positive that he was about to die.

"Doesn't matter, had sex." Rebuke stated simply before going back to sleep.

JORN!

"You know speaking of missing ANBU there is a group of rampant ninjas that watch people masturbate running around." Jorn said seriously. "I seem to be their main target I killed three more yesterday."

"So that's where root went!" Naruto said as light bulb seemed to turn on his head. "By all means, keep killing them."

ROSE? Wait what the hell?

"Hold up let me get this straight…you WEREN'T the original leader of X7?" Jorn questioned with wide eyes as he looked at a wide eyed Rebuke, who was still gaping at the long black haired woman who had blazing red eyes.

"Rebuke, love,…why is this brat wearing my jacket and using my gun?" Rose questioned as she pointed at Jorn.

Shit is about to hit the fan in LIAG MOVIE 2: Legacy of Rhen! Coming soon to a RebukeX7 or 117Jorn profile page near you!

-Lack of Spider-Man or Natsu will be explained in the movie-

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