The Evil Stickhide bio
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 Author has written 7 stories for Fairy Tail. VOTE IN THE EVIL POLL AT THE TOP RIGHT OF THE PAGE!!! Why are you looking at my profile? It must have been my perfect bone structure and slim figure that brought you to my page so I will tell you a little about myself. My fake name is Klodoa, AKA Jackpot, the 7th member of Oracion Seis. I am only the most AWESOMEST character featured in Hiro Mashima's Fairy Tail. No other villain can be so effectively evil with such style and no one else has a better sense of humor. If you think that I am a lame character then you are racist... against dark sticks. I'll never understand you humans... I'm all about making people laugh and making their day happy. That way when my Nirvana plan finally succeeds, those who I have made happy will turn into my army of angry, vengeful puppets. More about me: I am a proud parent of 2 little twigs. Yes, they are evil, too. Summer is finally over and The Evil Stick is looking forward to having the The Evil Twigs go back to school! If everything goes right then the updates should be posted faster than they have been the last few months. Other random untrue facts about my fake identity: Best day of my life: when Angel was drunk and mistook me for a tampon Worst day of my life: when Max was drunk and mistook me for his broom I have gangsta-chick eyebrows like Minerva. THUG LIFE 4EVA! Elfman's side burns have nothing on mine. THAT'S A MAN!A/N: Don't worry if I leave you a creepy review written in the (fake) third person. It's all for chitz and gigglez! And don't worry if I forget to write a review in the (fake) third person - The Evil Stick probably just got lazy and/or is drunk! Current drafts that The Evil Stick may or may not publish in the upcoming future: Rat Race for Charity [Interactive Storyline] - You help build the story through reviews and voting in polls. Jura the Plumber - The ultimate shit fic that embraces the phrase "American toilet humor." Bathtime with Erza - Why are Natsu and Gray so traumatized about their former bath mate? The Evil Stick investigates, American journalist style, by making up an overly dramatic story of course! Immerse yourself in one of my evil fics: | |||||||
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Absolutes by cherryslinger3 reviews
Lucy's attached, a little drunk, and heart broken. She decides to take advantage of a very heated Laxus. How far will this go when Natsu, a threatening darkness, and past secrets come into play? Can Lucy survive what her future holds on her own, or will her own dragon defend his princess? Read to find out! dark plot twist ahead, spattered with delicious lemons. Part 2 begins!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Laxus D., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Gods, Dragons, and Stars by ErzaD.Law reviews
Lucy finds herself in a battle between a Dragon Slayer and a God Slayer. Lucy has to go on a mission with Sabertooth's Orga Nanagear. How will Lucy's team and Fairy Tail's own Lightning Slayer handle this? Love Triangle: LaLu or OrLu!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Orga N.
A Dream of Two Worlds by ErzaD.Law reviews
One night, Lucy has a nightmare about a certain blue haired mage. Will she be able to, or can she, reach him and save him in time?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Lucy H., Mystogan/Edo Jellal - Complete
Tales of Fairies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A collection of oneshots exploring different friendships, ideas, sad themes, comical scenarios, and lots and lots of pairings...but mainly Nalu. Chapter 549: Natsu doesn't let the phrase when pigs fly stop him from getting what he wants….
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 549 - Words: 797,470 - Reviews: 14060 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
My Angel by RavenNM reviews
Lucy has been given a mission to protect a childhood friend from a stalker, who just happens to be Lucy's ex-fiance! To keep her safe, the master decides to send Fried along to pose as her new fiance. But what happens when feelings get involved and the act becomes reality? FreLu story with minor Nali. Rated T just to be safe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Lucy H., Freed J.] - Complete
Born through fire by Tuvstarr's lost heart reviews
When every day is a struggle to survive and all you have ever known is running and hiding, the one thing you cannot stop dreaming about is to have normal life. Teenagers Natsu and Lucy form a strong bond despite the chaos. Will their friendship grow into something more? AU thriller: no magic, no dragons. ON HIATUS/ABANDONED
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Finding family by Tuvstarr's lost heart reviews
Gildarts wants nothing more than to bond with his new-found, independent daughter. He realises that the one thing they both have in common is her mother so he decides to tell her the story on how he met her mother. Rated T for minor language. A Gildarts/Cornelia Fic ON HIATUS/ABANDONED
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Cana A., Gildarts C.
Possession by Tuvstarr's lost heart reviews
A one-shot depicting what happens after Juvia and Gray get home from a wet night out. My first attempt at writing a pure lemon story and do not worry, it does include very explicit material.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Season of the Mage by lilactree reviews
Big, bad dragons always did like shiny bobbles. The Season of the Mage was just an excuse to steal one. RoLu with multiple pairings. Revised and re-posted. Bonus ch 8 is up :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
Minerva's Evil Cookbook by sereneskydragonslayer reviews
Hundreds of Minerva's recipes! Step into...the cooking of a Demon! DO NOT TRY AT HOME, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU TRY IT OUT AND DIE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Minerva O.
Inescapable by Steersky reviews
A one-shot featuring the 'twin slayer paradox' theory. WARNING: It's rated M for adult themes (mature content, NOT lemon).
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Levy M., Gajeel R.] Lucy H., Rogue C. - Complete
REQUEST WEEK by leoslady4ever reviews
Random one-shots based on requests by our loyal followers. NOTE: As of 6 PM, May 13th (US), we are no longer taking requests.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,204 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014
The Joys of Reading Minds by JSeru reviews
When a psychologist (with mind reading magic, nonetheless!) from the Magic Council comes to visit Fairy Tail, he wants to check up on more than their mental health. His secret mission? Discover all possible pairings within the guild! And for a prize of 10,000,000 Jewels, it's worth it! Many pairings included, and tons of hilarity! Newest Chapter: Carla!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013
Remain standing by Tuvstarr's lost heart reviews
When your whole world is falling apart and the ground has been pulled away from under your feet, where will you find a place where you can remain standing? Single father Gray returns to Fairy Tail, in search for redemption and peace. A short epilogue to Blue tears.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Gray F. - Complete
Saying Goodbye To Guilt by leoslady4ever reviews
Story written based on manga chapter 384. SPOILER ALERT! Don't read this if you haven't read the latest FT chapter yet. Lucy deals with the fallout of the war with Demons
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
A Simple Question by Miki Boy reviews
Lucy's apparently pregnant, Gajeel's blushing, Juvia's frozen, Mirajane's horrorfied, and the entire Guild is in chaos... Wendy, you really need to stop being so curious and asking questions.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Wendy M. - Complete
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To Emulate Gajeel reviews
Jet and Droy embarrass themselves in front of the entire guild... again. To make themselves worthy of Levy's love, they decide their only means of redemption is to emulate their rival. How will Gajeel react when he learns that Jet and Droy followed him while on a mission? Rating my go up when Gajeel catches them.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Droy, Gajeel R., Jet, Pantherlily
Professor Erza's Mandatory Sex-Ed Class reviews
Blue Pegasus is suffering from another deadly outbreak of a medicine-resistant super STD. Fed up with their philanderous ways, Erza takes it upon herself to educate the guild about the importance of safe sex. Rated M for Violence and Adult Topics.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Laxus D., Ichiya
Unfortunate Consequences of Warren's Second Origin reviews
Warren has achieved second origin and can now project real-time images in his comrades' minds. Fairy Tail learns the hard way that this new power can result in an unintended invasion of privacy and a series of unfortunate consequences. One-shot LYAO short. Warning: Explicit
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Evergreen, Elfman S.] Warren R. - Complete
Labor Day Surprise reviews
Minerva goes into labor and travels to Fairy Tail to deliver the baby. The men of Sabertooth ponder over who is (or rather, who isn't) the father and chaos erupts. One-shot LYAO short. [Surprise pairing]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Porlyusica, Sting E., Rogue C., Minerva O. - Complete
Wendy's First S-Class Mission reviews
A deadly STD threatens the lives of every member from the Blue Pegasus guild after the Trimens flirt with the wrong lady. The only cure is the magical healing power of the Sky Dragon Slayer. Join Wendy as she leads Team Natsu in the race to keep Blue Pegasus from going extinct. WARNING: excessive blushing, probable traumatization, a shirtless Master Bob, and implied promiscuity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Carla, Wendy M., Mest G./Doranbolt, unknown 1
The Assimilation of Pantherlily reviews
Gajeel has obsessed over getting a cat for a long time so he wreaks havoc on his Fairy Tail comrades trying to make his new exceed comfortable. See what Pantherlily had to endure after he was displaced from Edolas. Rated T for language and intimidation.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Gajeel R., Pantherlily - Complete
A Day in the Life of Aquarius reviews
Take a peek at a normal day in the Celestial World from Aquarius' perspective. Only then will you understand why she is always so moody. Collection of one-shot chapters that focus on the source(s) of Aquarius' mood swings and the complex relationship between the water bearer and Lucy. Warning: Violence and language
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Aquarius, Lucy H.
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