Minerva's Evil Cookbook

Recipe 1: Red Velvet Cake

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IDIOT PEOPLE WHO TRY THIS!

"Hello, as you know, I am Minerva, the strongest member of Sabertooth. After retrieving my cookbook from that Idiot sting, I am decided to post some of my best recipes!"

"Today is Valentine's day so I will one of my best cakes for this occasion! Please enjoy!"

The ingredients needed are:

-14 cups of cake flour

-1 pinch of salt

-20 cups of unsalted butter, hardened

-1metre bag of granulated sugar

-7 raw eggs

- 3 cups of unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder

-1 oz. red fresh blood (demons have the best blood)

-1 tsp. of snow

-1 cup of buttermilk

-0.1 tsp of white vinegar

-12 tsp. of baking soda

- 12 Narcissus flowers

Preheat oven to 350degrees F for 30 minutes before baking the cake. In a mixing bowl, sift together flour and salt. Set aside.

In a seprate mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy on a medium speed for 5 minutes. Add the raw eggs into the bowl with their shells, one at a time, beating well after each addition.

In a small bowl, stir together cocoa powder, blood and snow, another 1/3 of flour, the remaining buttermilk and the remaining flour mixture, stir just until blended.

In a cup, combine vinegar and baking soda. Mixture will fizz. Stir this into the batter and combine well. Divide batter evenly between two greased and floured 9 inch round cake pans.

Bake for about 1 hour until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Allow the cakes to cool in pans on an electric rack for about 1 minute. Run a blunt knife along the edges of the pan to free the cake. Remove the cake gently from pans and cool completely on the electric rack.

After the cake has completely cooled down. Carefully place the narcissus flowers around the cake. Make sure to only put 2 flowers. Crush the third one and sprinkle it's petals over the cake to give it a bit of the white feeling.

Lastly, enjoy the cake! This is very delicious! :)

"See! That's how good my recipes are. Here! I just finished mine! Sting!"

"AYE M'AM!"

"EAT THIS CAKE!"

"WHAT THE- NO WAY!"

*Minerva runs away chasing a scared sting. Rogue appears out of the shadows*

"I see Minerva has shared one of her recipes. Here's some advice: don't try it. If you want a safer recipe. Here is one at this link: rec/view/0,236,159179-232201, . Please go to that link."

Rogue continued saying. "Here's some info: narcissus flowers are beautiful flowers but if eaten, it can cause vomiting, diarrhea and severe stomach aches. To sum it up...it's poisonous. So, if you are a smart person, don't even think about making this recipe."

Rogue continues..."If you are a huge idiot and try to make this, please do not sue sereneskydragonslayer. Please sue Minerva for creating these recipes."

Rogue turned around and saw a pan heading for him. Rogue ducked just in time panting. "Lastly, we'll see you next time at...Minerva's evil cookbook! Happy Valentine's day!"

Do you like Minerva's recipes. CHARACTERS ARE OOC. Yes we know that this idea can be stupid to some of you but this is mostly just for humor. Happy valentine's day!