Commercial Breaks:

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Sorry for not updating in forever… I'm really busy with all my classes.

Also, to those who are reading Keep Your Face Up, I'd like to let you know that it might be awhile longer until the next update. I'm kinda confused on what to do now.

DISCLAIMER:

I do not own the characters or the products mentioned in this story.

BOLD: NARRATOR

ITALICS: ACTIONS

REGULAR: Well.. Regular.

Febreeze Auto-Spray:

Narrator: None

"ASH! DAMMIT GET BACK HERE!" An orange haired girl yelled while chasing the said boy around the house with her mallet.

"I'm sorry misty! Really! I'll never do it again!" Ash cried.

Apparently, Ash had thrown a stuffed toy Spinarak at Misty who was innocently watching TV. It was supposed to be a joke, but Misty was NOT laughing. In fact, she was screaming. Poor Ash. The repeated screams for him to get closer so she could whack him hadn't worked so far. Well, no duh. If someone was chasing you with a gun, you wouldn't exactly walk back toward them or slow down. That's just asking for death. This is exactly what Ash was thinking.

Now back to the advertisement.

Ah yes, so plugged into the wall between the living room and kitchen was a Febreeze auto-spray. Just sitting there, minding its own business. Every time you pass this product, it will spray you with an amazing scent. Or so they say.

Lap one of the chase: spray. Not noticed

Lap 2: spray. Still not noticed.

Lap 3: spray. Yes! They noticed.

Misty dropped her mallet and the two stood in front of the object. When did that get there? Uhhh, this whole commercial, yeah.

"Huh? What's this? It's seems to be spritzing a scented substance whenever we pass by!" Misty observed with a 'smart tone'.

"Ooh! It smells so good!" Ash exclaimed. "It's like a mixture of cupcakes, roses, lilies, and ramen! AMAZING!"

"Eww Ash... Those things would NOT smell good together!" she looked at him in disgust. "I say it smells more like laundry detergent..."

Ash groaned, "No Misty! You're wrong! It smells like my favorite foods and flowers!" he leaned into the auto-spray thing.

"No it doesn't!" she retorted, leaning in as well. They were so close to the product then…

Spray.

"Ahhh! My eyes! It burns!" the two screamed, rubbing their now red eyes furiously.

"Stupid thing!" Ash yanked the product out of the outlet and threw it on the floor.

"You will die!" Misty picked her mallet back up and smashed it into pieces.

Ash got on his knees and smelled the carpet where the liquid was spilled.

"Yep. Definitely smells like my favorites"

Misty sighed and rolled her eyes, watching the teen sniff at the carpet. "I feel bad for those who actually have to work with these things…"

Somewhere in the Febreeze Company…

"Alright! Jane! Mark! Your shift is over! May and Drew, you're up!" the megaphone guy yelled.

Out of the little white building came a female and male, of which looked very exhausted with red teary eyes. Going in was another pair.

"Ahh, I see. This is where they test all those Auto-Spray products before they box them up." May confirmed as the two entered the small room.

"I can't believe you signed us up for this, May. It's so lame!" Drew groaned as they both stared wide-eyed at the place.

The room was filled with Febreeze Auto-Sprays in every spot on the walls. Every single wall had one of those damn products on it. Oh Em Ge. They were screwed.

"ALRIGHT! YOU GUYS HAVE 20 MINUTES. ENJOY!" the announcer went and the doors slammed behind them before they could retreat. "AND IT STARTS NOW."

Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray. Spray.

It was never-ending. They kept spraying and there was no way out.

May screamed. "It smells horrible! It's like… a combination of cupcakes, roses, lilies, and ramen! Ooooh, I'll never be able to look at these things the same way again!" She buried her face in her hands.

"Seriously, May? I thought it just smelt like laundry detergent…" Drew commented (De ja vu?), "Hey wait, does that mean my roses are bad now?" May nodded and Drew yelled, "Damn you Febreeze!"

Just then... "ACK! MY EYES!" They both shouted in agony. 5 minutes in, and they were already hating it. Let's hope they survive, yes?

15 minutes later.

Drew coughed and said weakly, "May… I- I don't think I can go on much longer!" He collapsed to the floor.

"No! Drew! You can't leave me now! There's only 5 minutes left! You can do this!" May encouraged.

"-cough- No. I can't. The smell; it's too strong!" His eyelids became heavy.

"No! Don't! I need you!" May had tears in her eyes.

"May… Before I pass out, I'd like to tell you one thing," Drew stared into her eyes as May leaned in closer to hear. "I- I…" Tears came running down her face.

"I knew this… was a bad… idea." His eyes closed. "You- You suck." Those were his last words until he fell into a deep sleep.

May gasped in horror. How dare he say she sucked! Pfft so what? She didn't care if he just passed out. He said she sucked! When he gets up after the remaining 5 minutes, she'll beat his ass up! She sat in a corner, far away from her friend and glared at his body for the remaining minutes, even if she got some spray in her eyes. Oooh he was gonna get it bad…

5 minutes later.

Their time was up, and Drew was still passed out on the floor. May grabbed his collar and dragged him out of the room, taking her and his paycheck from the announcer. Yes, they got 100 bucks each for sitting in a room filled with auto-sprayers.

The brunette slapped the teen awake. "Huh? What? I'm alive?" he asked himself, "HOLY SHIT! I'M ALIVE!"

"Not for long…" May growled and took out a giant Febreeze spray bottle. "Oh no…" Drew muttered and began to sprint away from the crazy girl. She started to run and spray after him, screaming, "DREW, YOU ASSHOLE! NOBODY TELLS ME I SUCK! GET BACK HERE!"

And so that's how the day went. Febreeze had ruined the 4 teenagers' lives completely. THE END.

Haha, sorry for the lack of humor again. You guys were probably hoping for something amazingly funny, but I'm really lacking in that stuff. Maybe I should make a crack fic someday. That'll be fun.

Anyways, I'm running out of ideas, and I think this will be the end, unless I end up coming up with more later on in my life. It's been a great time entertaining you all and myself. Again, I love you all, and enjoy your lives.

I will forever remember Commercial Breaks.

I hope I can come up with new ideas soon. For now, this is complete. :]

Thank you for your patience as well.

Forever yours,

Faithess.