Chapter 2's going to be real awkward where all the fighting has to stop just so Kiba can get arrested for breaking Konoha's rules and telling people Naruto's secret.

This is the first time less than 1000 words has actually been a good laugh. Like, really, the first one like this I read was listed as being written in Chinese under the "Ace Attorney" category but it was actually about Street Fighter (and very poorly at that). Anyway, nice work!

I take it that you are a fan of the Tremors series?

What about Pain's attack?

... I'm just surprised that Burt Gummer didn't make a cameo. Still, makes you wonder why this didn't happen in the manga, too. I mean it's not like everyone already knew that Naruto was the Kyuubi jinchuriki.

Oh, wait. It's cause everyone DID already know. Except Naruto. And Kiba. And everyone in Naruto's age group. And the people that didn't live in Konoha during the Kyuubi's attack. And everybody that wasn't a Konoha citizen.

... yeah, I still don't get how that works either, and I'm still ticked that there's no Tremors reference. THAT SUMMARY WAS MISLEADING AND YOU KNOW IT!

Whatever, I give it a six out of ten. It's a solid pass. And yes, I did mean to right a 4 paragraph review about a 65 word crack fic just because I was pissed that some guy I don't even know used a line from one of my favorite movies and didn't even include the character as a cameo. No, I am not crazy. Or delusional. Nor do I listen to the voice in my head that tells me to hunt you down like a wild animal. Or the one that likes glitter, ponies, and sparkly things. Yes, I am taking appropriate medication... sometimes.

... and yes, I have been yanking your chain for kicks and giggles out of boredom.

Love the crack fic! Hope to see more of Kiba as Captain Obvious!

... but seriously, how is his not canon?

Personally I think this has a lot of potential to be it's own story. Like starting off with their reactions and turn it into a humor action story. If you don't feel like doing that since it is too troublesome can you please add some more details and make this longer. I can't get a sense of satisfaction in this story from the small amount of details and it doesn't portray much humor. I am not trying to be rude at all but please consider these ideas. You are an awesome writer and I can tell this story has the potential to go far.

That could have been longer

God damn, this should have been in the manga/anime for sure, what the hell were they thinking not including something like this?!

The 65 words explain it all.
Just another overlooked plothole Kishi never thought about...

I may actually die of cackling hysterically at this. heheheh.

I wish this was longer, but awesome anyway.

...Kiba, funny but don't see where the other teams come in just team seven and Kiba

Ten sentences of complete perfection. Hahaha this simple thing managed to make me laugh for the longest time.

Extremely short, and extremely hilarious, also, TREMORS FAN!

The other weren't ever really told about the Kyuubi being sealed in Naruto, were they?