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 Author has written 35 stories for Pokémon, Mario, Harvest Moon, Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, Earthbound, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Donkey Kong Country. Hey there, and my name is AuraWielder. The icon in my profile picture does not belong to me, but to Lumina93 on deviantArt. My deviantArt account (which has some other things not really on here) is of the same username as here. In case you wanted to know a little more about me: I'm usually a very agreeable and nice guy. I don't really like to fight and prefer to find peaceful alternatives to a problem. Though, if somebody hurts someone close to me, things won't end very well for them. School's very important to me. I have a reputation for being the 'good kid' and I wish to keep it. State of Residence: Texas, the Lone Star State Religion: Christian. Don't worry, though; I'm not going to cram my beliefs down your throat. I would consider myself a religious man who goes to church every Sunday, though. Disabilities: I actually have 2 disabilities. ADHD and autism. But don't assume I'm a mental retard, because I'm in the very rare percentage (Top 5%) that can still communciate and socialize on a high level. It's just kind of hard for me. Autism causes me to be a lot more sensitive about things, which is good and bad. I also have a habit where if I submitted a document and I notice a small typo, I have to fix it even if it's something as small as forgetting a period. Since I have disabilities myself, it's the reason I won't take someone insulting someone who is handicapped in any sort of form whatsoever. It is the one thing I absolutely will not tolerate. Likes: People who are selfless and respect and helps others, learning about computers and electronics, video games, my family and friends, Italian food, Chinese food, Winnie the Pooh (and I'm not embarrassed to admit it on the Internet) Dislikes: People who are smug and think they're better than everyone else, emo kids who complain about their life when there are people STARVING to death in other countries, people who insult others because of disabilities (I will not tolerate it, I may even end up knocking the guy out), That new Stitch! anime (stupid Yuna, and screw you Japanese Disney), Korn (Brian Welch made a smart decision), Marilyn Manson (the way he denounces God makes me want to... do bad things to him that the Bible says you're not supposed to), South Park (though I admit, that Bieber skit was hilarious), The Afters' new direction (personal issue...) P.S.: Yes, being autistic, I know who Christian Weston Chandler is. Unfortunately. Please don't think all autistics are like that. In fact, most (if not all) of us autistics would like CWC off of the Internet. While he and I are both high-functioning autistics, some of his actions on the Internet are completely unjustified. Even IF he is autistic. He has no excuse, especially since there are autistic people who have done a lot with their lives (including Bill Gates and Satoshi Tajiri!). Just... I've told you about my disabilities, but don't think I (or SANE autistics) am/are anything like Christian Weston Chandler. Because we're NOT. Sexual Orientation: Straight Opinion on Homosexuality: As a Christian, I'm going to have to very clear on where I stand with this. I don't hate gays, nor am I a homophobe. I believe homosexuality is not God's intent, but I don't hate it. I am not explicitly against it. But as for it being legal, I think it should be. Why? Even if it isn't in God's design and a mistake, it's a mistake that gays should acknowledge and should be able to make. They deserve the same rights as any other person. And I believe gays still have a shot at heaven. I do support gay rights. Gender: Male Age: 21 Favorite Movies: National Treasure 1 and 2, Toy Story 2 and 3, Up, Wall-E, Tangled, The Princess and the Frog, Lilo & Stitch, The Emperor's New Groove, Titanic, Beauty and the Beast, Monsters Inc., Monsters University, Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan, Star Trek (2009 film), Star Trek: Into Darkness, Iron Man 3, Wreck-It Ralph, Chronicles of Narnia series, Spell of the Unown, The Rise of Darkrai, Zoroark: Master of Illusions, The Prince of Egypt, Enchanted, How to Train Your Dragon, Madagascar, Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (this was my all-time favorite film as a kid!), Winnie the Pooh (2011 film) Favorite Shows: CSI (original and Miami, NOT NY), Criminal Minds, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, MythBusters, Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Drake & Josh Favorite Cartoons: Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Odd Parents, Rugrats, All Grown Up!, Totally Spies! (there is something so appealing about teenage girls who can kick ass), Kim Possible, Lilo & Stitch: The Series, The Magic School Bus, Phineas & Ferb (Disney Channel's saving grace), American Dragon: Jake Long, Tom & Jerry (Still doesn't get old; HOORAY FOR PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!), Looney Tunes (MORE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE, YAY!), Duck Dodgers, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (when I say it's good, I'm not joking), Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated (an outstanding reboot, and gives the characters great personalities), Hamtaro (why can't the episodes be on YouTube...), and Winnie the Pooh (yes, it's been more than a decade since I first watched him but I DON'T CARE. I still love that silly old bear.) Favorite Music Artists: Linkin Park, Owl City, Daughtry, Paul McCartney, Coldplay, RED, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Fireflight, Evanscence, tobyMac, Taylor Swift (yes, I like her for something other than her looks... but that's part of it...), Justin Timberlake, P!nk Favorite Music Albums: Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns & Living Things: Owl City - All Things Bright and Beautiful & The Midsummer Station (second half of album) : RED - Innocence and Instinct, Until We Have Faces, Of Beauty & Rage : Coldplay - Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends : Skillet - Rise : Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience : Taylor Swift - RED Book-wise, I'm a big Narnia and Hunger Games fan. Favorite Game Series: Mario, Paper Mario (bar Sticker Star and Color Splash), Mario & Luigi, Pokemon, Earthbound/Mother series (Bring. It. To. America... and Europe, I guess. EDIT: Oh my gosh, they acutally localized the Wii U version of Earthbound.), Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Kirby, Sonic, Super Monkey Ball, Tak Series (not the show, it sucked big-time), Harvest Moon, The World Ends With You, Ace Attorney, Kingdom Hearts (oddly enough, I don't even own a PS2.), Xenoblade Chronicles, Undertale Not a big fan of Call of Duty. Played the PS3 version of Black Ops at a friend's house before and didn't really care much for it. Favorite Video Game Console: Gamecube Had a lot of fun memories with my purple box (now a platinum box). I remember mauling robots in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, getting through freakin' Corona Mountain (TWO YEARS!) in Super Mario Sunshine, exploring Luigi's Mansion, rolling around in Super Monkey Ball 2, exploring and battling the beautiful world of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and taking names in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Favorite Handheld: Nintendo DS I've had a lot of fun with my GBA SP (unfortunately, broken now), but the DS is, hands down, my favorite handheld ever (eat your heart out, PSP). The DS library has some of my favorite titles ever released. Ace Attorney Investigations, The World Ends With You, Super Mario 64 DS, New Super Mario Bros., Mario Kart DS, Sonic Rush, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, and Pokemon Black & White... to name only a few. Favorite Melee Character: Peach, Jigglypuff, & Ness were my mains in Melee. I mastered Ness first and today, I'm still pretty good with him and I cover up his flaws in Melee and Brawl. As for the Princess, I bested so many people with her. So it came as a disappointment when she was nerfed a bit for Brawl, though I still find use for her. Favorite Brawl Character: Pit was the first one I mastered for Brawl and he is the combo KING. But I don't use him anymore. I'm also (more) experienced with Marth, Falco, Peach, Toon Link, and Ness in Brawl. Ironically enough, Lucario is my favorite Pokemon (though Zekrom and Samurott are edging close to the top spot), but I suck so badly with him, since I don't handle slow, floaty and low-combo characters very well. Favorite Smash 4 Character: Ness and Peach once again, though Ness more-so compared to Melee. Helps that the two have been buffed (dramatically in Ness's case). Other mains include Mewtwo, Lucas, Shulk, Falco, Roy, and Mii Brawler. I mostly dropped Jigglypuff at this point because she's BEYOND god-awful. I also have MAJOR latex and bondage fetishes, but I won't go into detail here. Favorite Owl City Songs: Meteor Shower: Angels: Kamikaze: Galaxies: Alligator Sky (feat. Shawn Chrystopher): The Yacht Club: Dementia: Embers: Silhouette: Bombshell Blonde: Beautiful Mystery: Not an Official Owl City song, but Adam's cover of 'In Christ Alone' (beautiful): Gold (Acoustic): Hey Anna: I Hope You Think of Me: Up All Night: This Isn't The End: Wolf Bite: My Everything: Unbelievable: Bird with a Broken Wing: Favorite Linkin Park Songs: Bleed it Out (Clean Version): When They Come For Me (Explicit): Waiting for the End: Blackout (Explicit): Iridescent: Lost in the Echo: Castle of Glass: Roads Untraveled: A Light That Never Comes: Favorite Justin Timberlake songs: True Blood: Take Back the Night: Don't Hold the Wall: Tunnel Vision: Let the Groove Get In: Mirrors: Favorite RED Songs: Death of Me Confession (What's Inside My Head): Forever (bonus track): Take It All Away: Feed the Machine (music video): Lie to Me (Denial): Buried Beneath: Not Alone: Hymn for the Missing: If We Only: Glass House: As You Go (bonus track): Shadow and Soul: Darkest Part: Falling Sky: Part That's Holding On: Favorite Taylor Swift Songs: Sparks Fly: Haunted: State of Grace: I Knew You Were Trouble: All Too Well: Sad Beautiful Tragic: Everything Has Changed: Skillet: Feel Invincible: Stars: Favorite Afters Songs: Light Up the Sky: We Won't Give Up: Favorite P!nk songs: Raise Your Glass: So What: Sober: Favorite Michael W. Smith songs: Patriot (instrumental): The Tribute & Agnus Dei (instrumental): Others: Dive (Steven Curtis Chapman): Video Game Music: Dreams of an Absolution (Silver the Hedgehog's Theme): Quotes: ". . .you're always going to have those very very conservative people. They say you can't do this; you can't do that, . . . you can't drink; you can't smoke; . . . It's a pretty bizarre way of thinking." - Michael W. Smith "Christian Weston Chandler... a disgrace to the rest of us autistics on the internet. God help him." - Me Favorite Pokemon: 1. Lucario (M) 2. Luigi (Super Mario Bros.) 3. Greninja (M) 4. Sora (Kingdom Hearts) 5. Bowser (Super Mario Bros.) 6. Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) 7. Ness (EarthBound) 8. Peach (Super Mario Bros.) 9. Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) 10. Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess version) Scenarios How would 5 greet 9? Bowser: So, you're that blue hedgehog I hear from my pal Eggman so often? You might be able to beat him, but let's see how you fair against ME! 4 falls head-over-heels in love with 10. Your reaction? Kairi and Link aren't going to be very happy with Sora... 3 and 8 duke it out. Who would win? Greninja and Peach? That actually depends. If this is Smash Bros. Peach, Greninja's in for one hell of a fight. What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? "No Lucario, you can't drink the water from the toilet bowl." 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "Greninja?! N-Not now! Out! Get out!" I shout furiously, blushing madly. 5 cooked you dinner? It would be pretty good. Bowser makes killer barbecue for his kids. 8 got into the hospital somehow? "Let me guess, a 'tennis accident' with Wario again?" 9 made fun of your friends? Nah, Sonic may be a bit cocky, but he's a nice guy. He wouldn't do that. 10 ignored you all the time? "Do I have something on my face or something?" Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do? Lucario easily takes care of them with a punch and a kick and an Aura Sphere. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What would 2 do? Luigi would... probably just call for an ambulance. And I manage to break my leg for a second time?! Way to go, me. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What would 4 do? Sora would use "Blizzaga!" and instantly freeze the fire in its' tracks. I'd probably be shivering inside, however. You're about to do something that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What would 5 do? Bowser doesn't do anything, watches, and laughs. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? His mom would cook some awesome Steak. Ness's mom's Steak is legendary in Onett, don't you know? You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? He'd probably give me a Chaos Emerald before he realizes that's probably cheating. You can't stop laughing. What would 10 do? Zelda would probably just quietly leave. 1 is all that you dreamed of. Why? Well, Lucario is one of my favorite Pokemon... like ever. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. Luigi crushing on Sonic? Well, at least we have a better idea on Luigi's sexuality now. 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes in your mind? 8 thinks he/she'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her? You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Could 1 and 6 become soul mates? Would 2 trust 5? 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study would they pick? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? 7 and 9 are applied for a job. What job? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? 1 accidentally kicked 10? 5 and 6 did a workout together? 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? 7 won the lottery? 8 had quite a big secret? 9 became a singer? 10 got a daughter? What would 1 think of 2? How would 3 greet 4? What would 4 envy about 5? What dream would 5 have about 6? What do 6 and 7 have in common? What would make 7 angry at 8? Where would 8 meet 9? What would 9 never dare to tell 10? What would make 10 scared of 1? How do you feel right now? First Video Games (goes in chronological order): First Video Game Ever: Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of the Fun Park Phantom. Published in 1999 for the PC and I STILL have it. First Mario Game Ever: Can't remember, as I've known Mario my whole life. First RPG Ever: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (not a bad choice, right? My sibling actually pointed it out. She has good taste.) First Kingdom Hearts Game Ever: Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories [GBA Version] (and I actually LIKE the card battle system!) First Zelda Game Ever: Zelda: Ocarina of Time (good decision, huh?) First Kirby Game Ever: Kirby and the Amazing Mirror First Harvest Moon Game Ever: Harvest Moon: Magical Melody First Sonic Game Ever: Sonic Adventure 2: Battle (went through a 'Sonic phase' and is now the reason my sibling detests Sonic.) First Ace Attorney Game Ever: Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth First Pokemon Game Ever: Pokemon Diamond Version (last on this list, surprising for someone who writes mostly in the Pokemon fandom; I didn't get exposure to Pokemon until I was 14. Also explains how I easily criticize aspects of Pokemon that fans don't usually touch.) Favorite Shippings: Super Mario Bros.: Pokemon: Sonic the Hedgehog: Friendship is Magic: Kim Possible: Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Earthbound: Kingdom Hearts: The World Ends With You: Super Smash Bros.: Undertale: Shippings I particularly hate: Super Mario Bros: PeachxWario (Wario is disgusting, plus he's better off with Mona), DaisyxWaluigi, BowserxStarlow (eww...), any pairing involving Birdo (yes, I hate him/her/it) Pokemon: AshxPikachu (bestiality), AshxPaul (oh my gosh, I can not begin to list everything wrong with this pairing. I am neutral to AshxGary, though.) Friendship is Magic: Any yuri shipping between the Mane Six, CelestiaxTwilight Kingdom Hearts: AxelxRoxas (two reasons: insane yaoi fangirls, and I view Axel and Roxas having a brother-like relationship) Earthbound: ANY SHIPPING INVOLVING GIYGAS! NO! THAT IS SO WRONG! Undertale: ANYONE with Chara, really. Original Characters: OCs But sometimes, you need to create a character that the franchise doesn't supply you. Then you need to create and flesh out your own character. Don't let your character be a Mary Sue or Gary Stu. You do NOT want to do that. Be sure that no matter your character (unless it's a god, and even then), he/she must have SOME sort of weakness that is story-relevant and can affect how he/she performs. Nothing's more boring than an amazing hero who succeeds EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. TIME. Avoid overloading a story with OCs (like say, 7 random girls that didn't originate in the franchise). It's hard for the author to flesh out the OCs and hard for the reader to keep track of all of them. Keep OCs few and fleshed out. Cybernetic Typhlosion Model #002 (Cyber-Ty) Story featured in: Slaves and Soldiers Nickname: N/A, though he has yet to be 'officially' named. Species: Typhlosion Gender: Male Mother & Father: Not known Trainer: Previously had one at a young age, but not much is known about him. Moveset: SolarBeam, Flamethrower, Eruption, Focus Blast (Specially-oriented) Level: 89 Personality Traits: He's a guy that has a clear sense of right and wrong. He's a friendly 'Mon and is easy to come to know. Part of his struggle in Slaves and Soldiers is learning to accept what he's become as a cyborg. In general, he's not proud of being a cyborg, but he does use it to his advantage. He struggles with managing his emotions and is sometimes unstable, because his cybernetic implants seem to partially subvert them. Strengths: He's strong physically. His cyborg parts allow for greater mobility and strength than of his peers. His powers are more in-tuned and effectively performed with higher accuracy and strength. He also has Internet access and some useful computer functions programmed into him. Weaknesses: Water, of any sort. Rain causes his parts to overcircuit and gives Ty a hard time controlling them. He was a bad swimmer as a Fire-type, but his cyborg parts cause him to sink in any body of water, so Ty's developed somewhat of an aquaphobia. Ty also has a horrific fear of being 'shut down' if he messes up something big-time. It essentially turns off all vital body parts; cybernetic AND organic. It is the robotic equivalent of lethal injection. Bio: As a Cyndaquil, he was a starting Pokemon for an aspiring young trainer in Johto. It was one day of bliss for him. But that night, he was kidnapped by Team Rocket who had known he was one of the more powerful beginning Pokemon and put under their control. He initally tried to escape, but continually failed. He was one of the several Pokemon who were not brainwashed and was smart enough to obey Team Rocket's orders. After Ethan had come and destroyed the machine as well temporarily disbanded Team Rocket, he was briefly free until Team Rocket rebanded and recaptured him, now a Quilava. He had tried to escape again but had failed. He was still working for Team Rocket on a mission which took him to the Power Plant in Kanto. The mission was successful until one extremely powerful Pikachu rammed a devastating Volt Tackle into him. The shock was so tremendous that half of his body was rendered useless. The parts of the brain controlling those parts still functioned, however. When Ty's teammate brought him in, Team Rocket's scientists decided to implant cybernetic parts into him. Half of his body was transformed into a machine. Ty's inital shock was horrifying and was extremely panicked, however once Victor explained to him the procedures used to save his life, he felt somewhat but not completely thankful. After a month had passed, Quilava was ready to evolve into Typhlosion. There was some concern over how his body would accept his cyborg parts, but the evolution proved to be painless, Typhlosion's new body joints and muscles seamlessly combined with his cybernetic parts. The evolution did mean, however that it was impossible to remove the parts or else he would die. He realizes that this is an irreversible transformation. But Typhlosion still tries to struggle with the concept of whether he is 'Mon or machine. ...My gosh, that was long. Name: Victor Story featured in: Slaves and Soldiers Species: Infernape Gender: Male Mother and Father: Unknown Trainer: N/A Moveset: Earthquake, Flare Blitz, Stone Edge, Close Combat (Physically-oriented) Level: 94 Personality Traits: Victor is a guy who has a good sense of humor, but will get serious when the situation calls for it. He is slightly more condescending than Typhlosion, but means it in more of a joking way rather than a cruel way. But when it comes to dealing with Typhlosion and his acceptance of being a cyborg, he tries to be understanding of his situation and is the one thing he doesn't poke fun at. He is more than willing to make sacrifices for Typhlosion if the situation gets bad. Strengths: He's higher in level than Typhlosion and his style of battling is dealing as much damage to the opponent in one go. Very much runs a high-risk, high-return battle style. Weaknesses: Water, but not to as an extreme of a degree as Typhlosion. He can still swim in water, but is weakened. Because of his Fighting-type, Victor is also weak to Psychic attacks. Bio: Unlike Typhlosion, Victor never had a trainer or even knew of his mother or father. Before his egg even hatched, he was kidnapped by Team Rocket and hatched in their base. Due to the harsh and painful training he was put through (much more harsh than any normal trainer would put their 'Mon through), he rose in level extremely quickly, and grew a much higher tolerance of pain than most other Pokemon his species. He nicknamed himself 'Victor', because of his many MANY successfully pulled-off assignments or 'victories'. This was around the time that most of Team Rocket's disobedient Pokemon were brainwashed, though Victor was not subjected to this due to his already high level of loyalty. When he was level 20 and a Monferno, Cyndaquil was introduced to the base at Level 7. 2 weeks after meeting Cyndaquil, Team Rocket was taken down by Ethan and all of the Pokemon were freed. For both Cyndaquil and Victor, this freedom did not last long, as Team Rocket rebranded and recaptured many of their lost Pokemon. By this point, Victor was an Infernape and Cyndaquil had evolved into a Quilava. When Victor heard of the incident at the Kanto Power Plant and himself saw the horribly-electrocuted body, he knew Quilava's only hope was to take cybernetic surgery. He held no protest as Team Rocket's scientists performed the surgery. Once Quilava realized what had happened to him, and that Victor had allowed it to happen, he took a loud verbal beating from him. Victor gently explained to him that without the surgery, Quilava would have died, and Victor didn't want to let go of his friend yet. After that, Quilava loosened up a bit and softly cried in his shoulder, forcing a caring side of Victor out. Later, when the time came for Quilava to evolve into Typhlosion, he was hesitant since he wasn't sure if the evolution would be painful, and Team Rocket refused to give Quilava an Everstone. Victor gently assured him that it would be all right. The evolution inevitably came, and was not painful for Quilava at all, but said evolution combined his organic and cybernetic parts, resulting in him being a permanent cyborg. The event hasn't worsened the friendship between the two at all and maybe has even strengthened it. ...Wow, that was also really long. Name: Buddy Story featured in: Slaves and Soldiers Species: Feraligatr Gender: Male Mother: Ditto. He was bred for aspiring Pokemon Trainers, and Breeders using a Ditto is among the cheapest methods. It serves as an embarrassment for him. Father: Feraligatr. Unlike his 'mother', Buddy's relationship with his father is relatively solid. Trainer: Ethan. Buddy was Ethan's first official Pokemon and has faithfully served his side. While Buddy thinks of Ethan very positively, when the duo get into a battle, all bets are off. Moveset: Ice Fang, Aqua Tail, Crunch, Superpower. Physically-oriented. Level: 90 Personality Traits: Buddy is best described as a Pokemon who will do anything for his master, and has an undying loyalty for him (however, their relationship is viewed as a partnership). He has two seperate kinds of personalities, one only revealing itself when he is in battle. In battle, Buddy takes orders from Ethan much like a Mafia goon would from the head honcho. He refuses to spare mercy for his enemies, only stopping when they're down for the count. He also dislikes double battles, feeling as a false misstep from his partner would result in a loss. Outside of battle, Buddy, despite his name, is generally distant from most people (barring Ethan), but he can be somewhat snarky. He tries to be the best at everything he can, but comes off as just trying too hard. He's also a big eater. Strengths: Along with his high level and powerful attacks, his strive to do his best for his trainer is downright astounding and can push himself past his limits if determined enough. He stops at absolutely NOTHING to protect his trainer, and has saved Ethan's life on one occasion. Weaknesses: His antisocial nature towards Lyra and some of Ethan's other 'Mon has led to his downfall in matches before. He like to do things alone with only Ethan commanding him, and is hesitant to accept when he needs help. Name: Raiden Story featured in: Conquering the Dark Species: Mix of Reshiram and Zekrom Gender: Male Mother: Reshiram Father: Zekrom Trainer: N Visual Design: http:///art/Resh-eke-397017340 Used with permission by Vulaan Kulaas. If you've ever cracked a joke that no one understood, and yet you thought it was hilarious, copy this to your profile If those stupid Soviet Russia jokes amuse you, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied something to your profile, copy this to your profile 98 percent of the world has a MySpace account. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this to your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy this to your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this into your profile if you're part of the 8 percent who would be garnering amusement from the ordeal. If you think that girl's dad in the Eggo Waffle commercial needs psychiatric help for trying to take her waffles, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't write slash, incest, or pedophile. If you don't either, copy and paste this into your profile. If u belive that grammer nd speling are imprtent, than copy this nd paest it onto ur profiel 98 of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Marth's Story Why do they call me gay? I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war. Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful. I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back. But then, she was killed, her last word was my name. I cried until my eyes ran dry. My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me. She simply gave me her tiara and said to remember her. And then she left me like Sheeda did. I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance. Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me. They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha". They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past. Did I do something wrong? Did I make them mad? If I did, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys. I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter. I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you. I'm sorry. Bowser's Story Why? They call me evil. Lucas' story Why do they call me a wuss? I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves. Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney. My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me. I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me. Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me. They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do. I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother. But now everyone calls me a wuss. They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth. They call me it because I don't want to fight. Was I being a bad person? Was there anything else I could do? If there was, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave. I'm sorry no one loved me. I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away. I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be. I'm sorry. Samus's Story Why do people just play as me for my looks? Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl. And I forgive most of you. But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY. I love the stories you write. I'm just not that interested in guys. I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest". I want to be an example: No matter how much damage you take, You gotta keep on goin'. I got news for you, I haven't had it easy. I was orphaned when I was 3. An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next. I was raised by the Chozo, but they died out too. Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes, excuse me if I burst out every now and then excuse me for being cautious with who I meet I try to be nice as best I can I'm sorry for how I look I'm sorry for how I might act I got news for you I didn't get so many choices... Peach's story Why do they call me stupid? I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years. You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people. Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings? I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years. Being the only one makes you feel lonely. I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are. It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress. That's the way I am That's my identity I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to. I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them. I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures I'm sorry. Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. Bold the ones that apply to you. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. A common note about my fanfic writing: Most of mine tend to screw over the 'Pokemon can't speak English rule'; they speak English anyway and can easily communicate with their trainers. In the case that you're not a fan of that, you have been warned. (Alternatively, you could just imagine that they all have translators.) |
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