This is an interesting, frightening, yet really funny way to explain why SS and CS no longer have unique NPCs like the previous PM games. Nice work!

Favorited.

Very amusing story & written very well.

This is absolutely ruthless, and I love it.

My new favorite story. I take this particular issue very personally, and this is a great way to express it creatively without being vindictive. Spotlighting a side character like Russ T. really shows how much effort used to go into even the smallest details. And even though this is ultimately a disguised rant, it's a good story in its own right and pretty much matches the tone of the games, unhappy ending aside. I only wish that anyone at Nintendo would actually ever see this and take it seriously.

Man, wish that this would have had a better ending but it's pretty good!

Amazing 9/10 honestly please write more and share on the subreddit!

This is gold. A brilliant way tongue in-cheek way to mock Nintendo's design choices lately. Great job!

Excellent from a story perspective and a meta rant view point. Love it!

i tink dis is so klever dat it mite actally be cannon. it al makes pefect sence so gud job m8