THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
FANS OF POKEMON, NOSTALGIA CRITIC, AND THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
BY KELDEO THE CRITIC
fanfiction~matthaisunidostres
"You should review Conquering the Dark," Ryan the Reviewer said to Keldeo with a smile.
"I don't know. . ." Keldeo said slowly, looking away nervously.
"Do it Keldeo! It'll be great," Virizion said.
"Yeah! Give it a whirl, kid!" Terrakion said with a big grin.
"A review like that might actually be worth watching," Coballion commented.
THE GREATEST AU SEQUEL EVER
"Aura Wielder had this awesome sequel aimed for Winter 2013, and he managed to get it out early. . .that so awesome!" Keldeo smiled.
"See, that's exactly what you'd say in your review," Mewtwo said with a nod.
Keldeo sighed, "I can even compliment something and have it mean anything anymore. . ."
A BAD FUTURE
"It's an awesome story. . ." Mewtwo said, "But it's the most frightening dystopia ever created."
Ryan the Reviewer went into a thinking pose, and he looked up at Keldeo and said, "CtD has real potential, to become like a 'freedom-from-oppression' story."
TWO YEARS IN THE MAKING
"The Swords of Justice, Reshiram, Zekrom, Dialga, Palkia, Arceus, Darkrai, the Legendaries from X and Y, even me and you are in this," Mewtwo said.
Keldeo dunked his head in water and shook his hair dry. "I have to support Aaron and Riley," Keldeo whispered to himself.
A COLT POKEMON'S CRUSADE
Keldeo looked Mewtwo in the eye and said, "We're gonna dive right into this fanfic, and take Cyrus down right alongside Aaron and Riley. That'll satisfy the readers for a while."
TO SAVE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
Meloetta popped out from behind a cockpit of a Klingklang powered helicopter, similar to Virgil's. She flew over to the side an motioned to it's side, which was painted with the symbols of Fighting, Water, and Psychic-types.
"YEAH!" Meloetta cheered, "How do you like the new Mewtwo Chopper! Huh? Huh?"
Mewtwo just gaped in shock at the painted symbols on the side of the helicopter he had spent his spare time building.
TO CHANGE THE FUTURE
The chopper landed in a desolate area, and the trio got out.
Keldeo stood in front of the chopper and said, "8 years after Aaron met Riley, in a darker future. . .yeah. . .we're talking Conquering the Dark!"
Unknown to any of them, they were being watched by a secret video camera. A Team Galactic Grunt was watching on the other end,
"It sounds like they talking about. . .joining the Resistance. . ." the grunt said.
World Leader Cyrus stroked his chin in contemplation.
"I think we're close to those Unova docks. . ." Mewtow said as they rode in the chopper.
"Oh yeah, where this world's version of the Sword of Justice were killed. . ." Meloetta said softly.
"Yes, and Keldeo escaped and met Xerneas," Mewtwo said.
"For goodness sake, one aspect of this bad future at a time!" Keldeo shouted grumpily.
Commander Aaron rode on Rayquazam flying towards where Mewtwo, Keldeo, and Meleotta were waiting on the ground.
"AFTER THEM, RAYQUAZA!" Commander Aaron shouted, "GET GOING!"
Rayquaza slapped the chopper with his tail and knocked it over.
"Now you listen to me, incompetent fools," Commander Aaron said angrily as he held out a glowing paw, "This will alter everything you believe in, Arceus darn it!"
Mewtwo, Keldoe, and Meloetta helped themselves to one of the Resistance's food stock piles. As Mewtwo thirstily chugged a bottle of Moo Moo Milk, Kyurem stood behind them, watching.
"I used to spend my free time reading different Pokémon fanfictions and creepypastas. . .a rising star of a reviewer. . ." Kyurem said nostalgically.
Keldeo kicked his legs wildly as Meloetta did her best to teach him how to dance.
"Faster! Faster! Come on, move those legs faster!" Meloetta coached as Keldeo laughed and kept moving.
"Keldeo, focus on your goal!" Mewtwo said harshly, "You can play around with your girlfriend later!"
Keldeo and Meloetta embraced fondly.
KELDEO THE CRITIC
THE ANGRY RATED M CLONE
MELOETTA
COMMANDER AARON
RAYQUAZA
KYUREM THE CRITIC
Kyurem appeared lost in thought, then he looked down at Keldeo and said, "Something tells me you are not just some critic. . . you are The Critic. . ."
"Are you insane!?" Mewtwo shouted at Keldeo as they stood on the edge of the cliff, "Do you have any clue what a Dystopia is?"
"Something George Orwell was obsessed with?" Keldeo said with a smile.
Keldeo used Hydro Pump to take off, which also knocked Mewtwo off the cliff.
Commander Aaron paced menacingly around Keldeo, who lay in a cell bound in chains and completely helpless.
"I know see that your greatest in weakness is not the love you have for your fans. . ." the Commander said, "But the love you have for good Fanfiction. . ."
"Have you ever seen me play a video game with these hooves. . ." Keldeo said, and he shook his head gravely, "Well, it's not a pretty sight. . ."
Mewtwo's chopper flew through the sky, with Commander Aaron riding Rayquaza right behind them. Both the pursued and the perusers ran into a flock of Cottonee, who used Cotton Guard to create a wall of the white fluffy stuff.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE FREAKIN' COTTONEE DOING UP HERE?!" Commander Aaron shouted.
Rayquaza began attacking wildly in all directions.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Commander Aaron shouted as Kyurem and his Cryogonal army flew in.
Keldeo ran for his life as an army of people and Pokemon ran after him.
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!" Commander Aaron shouted as he lay wounded on the ground.
Keldro jumped up and used Sacred Sword on a doctor trying to hold him down.
"Come on! Come on!" Keldeo shouted as he tried to fly the helicopter with his hooves.
Meloetta screamed as Rayquaza fired a Hyper Beam her way.
Commander Aaron had a furious look on his face as he rode on the back of Palkia.
"KLEDEO! Haven't you had enough!" Mewtwo shouted at Keldeo.
Zekrom fired Electric attacks at Keldeo. Keldeo ran away from Zekrom and dodged the attacks, spitting Focus Blasts back at him.
"When the strength of friends is combined into one, then true power and courage are created!"
KELDEO THE CRITIC
THE MOVIE
COMMING AFTER "CONQUERING THE DARK" IS COMPLETE
"So what do you think about that, Background Pony?" Zorua asked mockingly.
Keldeo got up and walked away from the table, but his tail hit a glass of Berry Juice, which splashed all over Zorua's face. Zorua shook his fur dry and blinked.
(This trailer was based off the trailer for the "The Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie" trailer)