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Author has written 35 stories for Animaniacs, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, My Little Pony, Hey Arnold, Cartoon X-overs, Muppet Babies, Wander over Yonder, 7D, Hobbit, Doctor Who, Alice in Wonderland, Great Mouse Detective, Invader Zim, Inside Out, Alvin and the chipmunks, Arthur, Epic Mickey, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Harry Potter, Undertale, DarkWing Duck, Sherlock, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Nativity!, Jake and the Never Land Pirates, Phineas and Ferb, Dark Lord, Jamie Thomson, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Big Hero 6, Littlest Pet Shop, and Supernatural. HELLO! I'm Really random. Lol. My birthday is 9th of February. My brother is Pinkyandhisfridge. Psst, you! You should join "The Convergence". It's an awesome, kickass multi fandom RP where characters meet and form relationships and explore. It's great fun and there's so many great people. Click here to see for yourself! My newest plot: A minor villain and the main character switch roles. If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile. If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer! They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it (and/or even post fics that have scenes with or that imply them, uh, "playing games"), post this on your profile. If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba (Or Nessarose in my case-all three I wish!) in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile! -Ozheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an Ozhead then copy this to your profile! -If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile. -The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile. -If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. -If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! -If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile If you consider Fiyeraba a religion, copy paste this into your profile. -Everyone who knows you knows who everyone in wicked is, (Elphaba, Galinda, etc.) Take the Wicked Pledge! I promise to remember Elphaba whenever I see something green And I promise to remember Galinda when I'm trying not to be mean I promise to remember Fiyero whenever I think the least And I promise to remember Nessarose when I travel east I promise to remember the Wizard when I think that lies are better And I promise to remember Madame Morrible whenever there's a change in the weather I promise to remember Boq when I don't get my first choice And I promise to remember Idina Menzel when I hear a shining voice And I promise to love wicked, Who cares what people say? Wicked will be in my heart every single day ...And the Harry Potter Pledge! I promise to remember Harry Each time I see lightning And I promise to remember Ron When I see red hair that's blinding I promise to obey school rules For Hermione's sake of course And I promise to remember Draco Malfoy When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Ginny Whenever I see an adoring fan And I promise to remember Neville When someone says no, but they say 'I can' I promise to remember Luna Whenever I see the moon And I promise to remember Fred and George When I see someone acting like a loon I promise to remember Dumbledore When I see someone with long, grey hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Tom Riddle Whenever I am scared And I promise to remember Hedwig When someone says 'I have always cared' Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Potter fans know. Harry Potter isn't an obsession... it's a way of life you know.. RIP Goodbye Mr Spock: Leonard Nimoy Live long and prosper xxx Alan Rickman , Professor Snape Always xx John Hurt, Ollivander and War Doctor The wand chooses the wizard xx Bruce Forthsythe It was nice to see you. To see you nice xx Carrie Fisher May the force be with you xx Other accounts I own include: Awesome-fangirl-posts (Tumblr) Emily (Qoutev It might take you a while) Tacosaurus (youtube) Tacosaurus 101 (Fimfiction and Twitter) I've got a series idea called Crossed Destinies. It's a Disney crossover. Here's the link to information! And here! One of the best censorship dodges ever! EVER! Check out this awesomeness! BASS CANON! X'D I LOVE THIS VIDEO I love this song! This is just me and my friends in a nutshell XD Is it weird i know the words to this? HELL NO! Now I' m gonna do some copy and paste thingies. First my challenge! I decided to create this :3 Chose a show first and have fun! Day one: Create a playlist. Put it on shuffle. Skip to the 3rd song. Write about it. Day two: Your favorite character from your chosen show has met another one of your favorite characters from another show. Day three: The oldest character on your chosen show is trying to play Match Maker for your favorite couple. Day four: SWAP TIME! Swap the roles/lives of characters! Day five: A rabid squirrel is on the loose! how do the characters react? Day six: Karaoke! With the playlist from day one, shuffle and skip to song 6. A character will sing this. Day seven: PIZZA! The delivery man hasn't delivered the right pizza. How do your characters react? Day eight: WEDDING! Decide a wedding for your favorite pairing. It can be a "Las Vegas Drive Thru"one or a "Traditional flowerly one" Day nine: Your least favorite character has been shipped to the moon. How do the others react? Final day: YOU INVADE YOUR CHOSEN SHOW TO PARTY WITH THE CHARACTERS! Favourite cartoon characters in no order: 1. Pinkie Pie 2. Brain 3. Wakko 4. Gerald 5. Dipper 6. Bart 7. Bill C 8. Pinky 9. Phoebe 10. Applebloom 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? No, just no 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Yes :3 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Mother of... That's just messed up. NEXT QUESTION! 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? Hell yeah! 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Hmm, two evil geniuses... I must investigate in this... 6. Four/eight or four/nine? Four/nine X3 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Use it to manipulate people. First he'd use it against Yakko, Dot, Brain and others and then the couple themselves, Pinky and Wakko. D: 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Oh god... When Brain and Pinky have a fight, Brain gets unexpectedly bought by Bart. Bart and Brain fall in love slowly. Brain then makes a machine that turns him human and he and Bart get together. Or Brain decides he needs a new companion so when he is bought by Bart in a pet shop, he immediately offers Bart a chance in a lifetime. 9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? NO! I'm not going there! 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Laughter is a Pine's best cure? 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Ok, I have no clue... Gerald gets hit by Cupid's arrow and falls in love with Pinkie Pie. He tries many human pick-up lines but none work. so he goes to Rarity to figure out what pick-up lines work on the party-crazy pony. Gerald then asks Pinkie to go on a date with him. She agrees and they have a great time. They do this for a month. In the end, Pinkie Pie just kisses him and gets Cupid to remove what he did to Gerald. Excuse me while I go and wash my eyes... 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? No, I don't think they do... 13. If you wrote a songfic about number one, what song would you chose? I'll go with Best friend. Cheese x Pinkie 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Hoo boy, the sequel to question 8... Brain/Wakko/Bart Probably T... 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? I'M DONE! (walks away) Favourite Harry Potter characters in no order: 1. Orva (My oc) 2. Fred 3. George 4. Neville 5. Ginny 6. Draco 7. Flick (my oc) 8. Luna 9. Hermione 10. Harry 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? yes, I love the ship :D 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Yeah but kinda more adorable XD 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? I have no idea 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? Hell yeah! 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Maybe 6. Four/eight or four/nine? 4/8 LUNAXNEVILLE 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Pretend not to care but consult Fred for comfort. So would Neville. 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. It doesn't say it has to be a romance so... Fred discovers Draco has a hidden prankster side which is nice and cares deeply for a girl. Fred decides to bring it out and prove that Draco friends if he just opens up. Continues until well... Fred dies :'( 9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? NO! I'm not going there! 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. I'm here for you. 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? NO! I'M NOT MAKING A PLOT FOR THEM! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? No, I don't think they do... 13. If you wrote a songfic about number one, what song would you chose? HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP! X3 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? I have no idea... 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? don't put that in my head! 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Things I am not to do at Hogwarts ( bold your favorites) 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball (Now I'm out of options XD ) 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" (But my friends are in Slytherin!) 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (major bummer) 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween (why not?) 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates ( is this one optional?) 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer Updates on the list!! 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive 29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce” 30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’ 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?” 37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me. 38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting 40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger. 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. (No, I have a Tardis one :D) 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey. 46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane 47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. 51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow. 52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that. 53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song. 54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons. 55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold (No fair! My house deserves to spread its colours :c ) 57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow. 4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. (Awww! There goes my chance at playing match maker...) 25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. (I'll try...but I don't know if I can tell the difference...) 29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. (Is putting the LOTR and Hobbit okay?) 30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Claus. 35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. (This rule says nothing about stamping on her though :D ) 42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 52.)I may not have a private army. 53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west. 56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. (Damn it, I wasted my water bottle on her!) 59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 63.) - Especially not all of them at once. 64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos. 66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. (I'll call you Fluttershy, You're Rainbow Dash, You are Applejack...) 70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms. 73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. (I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...now where is it...oh, he's over there! Ah,Draco. Wait, a second is that... OOH!Ginny and Harry ;D) 76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. (Sorry? I was listening to Professor McSparkles.) 82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". 83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. (Awh... Well, Sorry Voldy but there goes your acting career) 87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. (Draco, you boss them around, so I'll start calling you Jessie!) 88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that nightmare about Harry (No fair!) 93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall What Hogwarts House Would the Sorting Hat Choose for You? Congratulations! You're a Gryffindor! You can make your way to the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall and sit with Harry, Hermione, Ron, and the rest of the Weasleys, among others. The Sorting Hat has found within you the potential for great bravery in the face of opposition. Your courage may remain hidden, like that of Neville Longbottom, but it will strengthen you in need. But don't rely on your membership in Gryffindor as a guarantee of steadfastness - remember, Peter Pettigrew was Gryffindor, too. "You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart." Read more on FamilyEducation: http:///book-lists/harry-potter/what-hogwarts-house-would-the-sorting-hat-choose-for-you.html#ixzz3Nlbw66aZ I'M A GRYFFINDOR THROUGH AND THROUGH! QuGryffindor! "You might belong in Gryffindor Congratulations - you are in Gryffindor! Here truly do dwell the brave and mighty, who are not afraid of anything (except Dementors, spiders, Lord Voldemort... the list is endless). Famous Gryffindors include Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, and once more, the list is endless. Harry: Oh, wow! Brave, kind and smart! She's amazing! This quiz is on . Ask Me -- Disney Questions! :) Favorite Disney movie? The Lion king Walt Disney World or Disneyland? A dream I've had since I was four-years old...and I still haven't been to either :( Favorite Disney character? Difficult one. I would have to say Stitch or tigger. The first Disney movie you remember seeing in theatre? I think it was UP. I'm not sure. Your favorite Disney song? Why should I worry or let it go. Possibly Melody' s mermaid song... What is your dream job at Disney? To provide voices for characters What's your most treasured Disney item? Ooh,probably my giant Tigger! Which Disney voice actor would you most like to meet? Walter Elias Disney-the original voice of Mickey Mouse, the company mascot. I would have loved to have been alive when he was. Walt Disney is one of the people I admire greatly and I hold him in high respect. I adore him. It would have been a dream come true to meet him. But alas, it shall never be. Favorite Disney movie that's not a classic/famous? I actually enjoyed Home on the Range. Sure, it may not have been a big, grand finale to the traditional animation Disney was famous for, but I still love it. If you could say anything to Walt Disney right now, what would it be? Thank you for my childhood. Your favorite Disney memory? I would love to say I've been to Disney World, gone to see Disney on Ice and watched the Disney Broadway shows. But I can't. However, I love re-watching all my old films :D If you could, what "forgotten princess" would you add to the official lineup Melody,Elyonwy and Kida. How did you first discover the "magic" of Disney? For as long as I can remember I've been watching the movies, watching the animated television series' and embracing the magic that was Walt Disney. What's the saddest moment for you in any Disney film? I cried quite a bit when Ray died in the Princess and the Frog, and Widow Tweed leaving Todd in the forest is another one I cry at all the time. And when Bambi's mum dies, and when Best Disney kiss? I would have to say Belle kissing the Beast (or Prince Adam) when the spell was lifted. If you could live in any world from a Disney movie, which would you choose? Noooo! This is such a hard question for me...okay, I would have to say the Little Mermaid. I get to be a mermaid, I get to hang with Sebastian and Flounder. Favorite Disney musical sequence based on spectacle/animation? Most definately Topsy Turvy from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Clopin FTW! Which Disney princess has the best sidekicks? Ariel. I love Sebastian! If you could choose the plot/adaptation for the next Disney movie, what would it be? I would like to see a Disney adaption of Hansel and Gretel The Aladdin show or The Little Mermaid show? The Little Mermaid! Do you plan to have your honeymoon at a Disney park? YES. Or a Disney Cruise. I don't care what my future husband says. Everything can wait until I've gone on every Disney ride, met every Disney character at the park and bought out the Disney souvenir shops. Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck? Donald Duck! I adore the Duck family xD Ask Me-Harry Potter Questions xD What is your favourite House? Gryffindor!! LIONS FTW! What House are you actually in? Pottermore says Gryffindor...and that's actually right on the mark xD Harry, Ron or Hermione? RON! We're so alike! Except he's ginger and I'm blonde Which one of the Deathly Hallows would you want to have? Cloak of Invisibility. Definately. Just think of the opportunities... Cat, toad or owl? Cat! I am a big fan of cats. I would have picked all if we could... What class do you think you would excel in? DADA AND FLYING AND HISTORY OF MAGIC AND... What class do you think you would bomb? Potions, What would you say to J.K Rowling right now? THANK YOU. Thank you for making such a brilliant, magical world I can escape into when life gets to be too much. Have you ever been to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter? No...:( Right after I go to Walt Disney World, I'm going there. Have you ever tried Harry Potter jelly beans? YES. There are some nasty buggers though... What Harry Potter candy would you like to become a reality? Chocolate Frogs or sugar quills Would you try for your House Quidditch team? Yes! Just imagine it,you're racing and soaring through the air,the crowds cheering wildly and you manage to clasp your shaking fingers around the snitch . The crowd begins roaring louder than a lions while the sweet taste of victory and pride tingle the tip of your tounge before you even glance at the scoar board... Favourite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Favourite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/ book 3 I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob, I'M TEAM GIR! copy and paste to your profile if this applies to you. silence is golden but duct tape is sliver! I ran with a pair of scissors and lived! Copy and paste if you're still alive (just XD) copy and paste if you like T.V shows that are way before your time. copy and paste if you're not crazy, you're insane. copy and paste if you're wise enough to know that if you call dot 'Dottie' you die. copy and paste if you know the 'nations of the world song'. copy and paste if you want a brown fedora like Perry the platypus. copy and paste if you have ever gone round singing 'buried on the moon/ in the sand' when it's really quiet. 85% of girls would cry and scream hysterically if one direction split up , copy and paste if you're one of the very few girls who would either just shrug and not make a big deal about it or throw a massive party for 48 hours. copy and paste if you hear voices inside your heads and have named one Pedro even though he is clearly not Spanish (mine is British XD) copy and paste if you are forever using this XD copy and paste if you squeal like a fan girl/ fan boy and you know it. copy and paste if you spend hours on fan fiction Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were going to say it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you prefer to call duct tape DUCK tape, then copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and Paste if you love to laugh. Taste the Rainbow-- Eat Crayons! Nom! Nom! Yum! If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? o.O Confucious says: "Man who stands in middle of road gets hit by bus." I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay! Duh! They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, guns definetly help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think that you'd kill too many people. !!WARNING!!: Don't walk in my foot steps, I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that. 37 Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" A black man went to a cafe and sat down near a white man.The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile. 59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU! Some more... 60. Come in acting like another animal. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aw crap.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (you don't say) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use.( Wait, other use? O.o) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(that's really how you eat nuts!?!?!) On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?) Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 98/100 that's better than most people :/ What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy). 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start singing or yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a student nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 46. Come in to the exam dressed as various characters. Every 5 minutes do or say something linked to that character. ((E.g: If you dress as Katniss raise your fingers in the style of her. If you can whistle even better)) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes. If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (stupid psychiatrist...) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! ... Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Copy and paste if you hate baloney the dinosaur :-0 Copy and paste if you have a Nintendo Wii Copy and paste if you can't ride a bicycle properly I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned . MY fave sayings from fan fictions/ shows "I'm eight not stupid". - Poppy from A scribbler's reality check series. " I AM ZIM!!!" - Zim from Invader Zim " The science show! PIANO! CLANG! WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?" ASDF MOVIE "buuuurrrrriiitttooooooo" gir from invader zim "knock knock, who's there?, THE DOOR!" asdf movie " hello and welcome to standing up school ( guy falls over) and you fail." asdf movie "Three months ago actually. I woke up married to a pineapple, an ugly pineapple. " buck ice age 3 " Not now son, I'm making... TOAST!!!!" Professor Membrane invader zim "I'm batman shhhhh" big bang theory "Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas and ferb "I like trains" asdf movie "Faboo"- Wakko Warner "Dumber than Advertised"- Yakko Warner & Dot Warner "We protest you calling us little kids. We prefer to be called vertically imparied pre adults." - Yakko Warner. "Boys, go fig." - Dot Warner. "Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies or die trying, or try dying, or do some tie-dying!" -Yakko Warner. "Don't look down! You might fall and hit your head and die and all your brains would leak out all over!" - Dot Warner. "All we know is that we like you, we have no taste, but we like you." - The Warners "Mommy I love you! Don't let Spock take me to the future!" - Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory "Strange things are afoot at the circle k." - Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. "I collect Spores molds and fungus." - Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters. "People of the Earth... RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" - Vegeta "Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street." - BBC's Sherlock Holmes Some conversations and exchanges in certain shows that I liked: Scratchensniff: What seems to be troubling you Yakko? Yakko: Well doc, I think I can see into the future. Scratchensniff: The future? When did zis start? Yakko: Next Monday. Dot: (While in the underworld playing checkers to save her brother) What's death like Wakko? Wakko: Pretty boring. I've already hummed all the songs I know. Ned Flat: Why are you acting like this? Yakko: We're not acting, we really are like this. Wakko: Aren't we lucky? Sherlock Holmes: Quite clear. And is your wife away for long? Anderson: Oh don't pretend you worked that out! Somebody told you that! Sherlock Holmes: Your deodorant told me that. Anderson: My deodorant. Sherlock Holmes: It's for men. Anderson: Well of course it's for men! I'm wearing it! Sherlock Holmes: So's Sergeant Donovan. [sniffs] Ooh... I think it just vaporized. May I go in? Sherlock Holmes: Shut up Lestrade: I didn't say anyth — Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It's annoying Stan: No one who lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof. Dipper: Do tents have roofs? Mabel: I think we just found our loophole! Literally! [Holds up a rope with a knot tied in it] Womp-womp Fictional people I want to meet: Sherlock Holmes! Yay for murder investigations! John Watson! Hooray for doctor John! The Warners! We will annoy people, make parodies and anvil Baloney like there's no tomorrow (insert evil manic laugh here) Vegeta! We will scream about how awesome we are!!!!!! shadow! because he's just awesome! GIR! We will eat tacos!!!!! Zim! We will do stuff that's evil!!!!! Tails! (from any version of Sonic) Who doesn't want a talking fox to fly them around everywhere? Pinky and the Brain! We will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slappy! we wil blow people up after making sarcastic comments!!!!! Goku! We will eat food while blowing people up with our minds!!!!!!!! Thor! HE'S A GOD!!!!!!!!!! Hiccup! I wanna ride a dragon with him!!!!!! Sheldon! Because he's Sheldon Cooper!!!!!!!!!!!!! batman! he's batman! The ninja turtles! Must I even explain why? THEY'RE FREAKING NINJAS! All of them together during a new years party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That, without a doubt, would be fantastically mind- blowingly amazing. MORE RANDOM COPY AND PASTE THINGYS! If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. (about the weirdest things) If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile. If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate put this in your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE PLEASE PLEESE copy this into your profile!!! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you are zany to the max, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste if you would be insane enough to let the Warners stay at your house. If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. If you frequently use words that you spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like anything that was made before the year 2000, paste this to your profile If you just wanted to Copy & Paste this onto your profile, then Copy & Paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. There's always lemons. If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... Copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. If you have sung a Christmas Carol nowhere near Christmas time, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it (For me that's every day!!!) copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. :D tehehe!! If you almost always have a song stuck in your head (For me that is the Animaniacs theme! It's hell after 5 times!!!), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then post this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile! If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters... copy and paste this onto your profile. If your read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile. How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction 11. You check your profile every ten minutes. 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fan fiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. cNow you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart RANDOM THOUGHTS Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it? Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back! Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? (WAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?) Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? If something goes without saying, why do people say it? Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. "It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking? I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Confusion is a term for the stupid. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. I only have PMS on days that end with a Y It was a case of life and death - now that she's dead I have a life. Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Are we dead, or is this Ohio." - Yakko Warner "Live long and prosper." -Spock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fun things to do in a supermarkets 1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!" 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked. 20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!" 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" ((apoliges to those who find this to be of an offence)) 22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. Put this on your profile if it split your sides in half XD How to be Weird 1. Randomly laugh for no reason during lunch. 2. Scream "The little voices are TEXTING me!" 3. When on an elevator, hold your hands in the air and say "weeeeeee!" 4. Go up to someone you've never met and say "I believe in unicorns," hand them a skittle, then walk away. 5. Yell at your homework when you don't understand it. 6. Argue with yourself, them make up with yourself by giving yourself a hug. 7. When you hear someone speak on the intercom in any store, scream "IT'S GOD!" Then run into the bathroom. 8. Post random things on Facebook that make no sense whatsoever. 9. Run around your neighbourhood shouting "When I say Hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!" And keep doing it until someone answers. 10. Burst out laughing during a Twilight movie. 11. Stare off into space then turn to the person next to you and say "What did you just call me?" 12. Give your mom and/or dad an angry look and scream "I love your hair!" then stomp away angrily. 13. Hum during class and when the teacher tells you to stop, scream "I'm busy working here! Sheesh!" then continue humming. 14. Go up to someone your don't know, smile, and say "I like you." Then walk away. 15. Ride your bike through the neighbourhood and continuously scream "ET! MAKE IT FLY!!!!! WHY WON'T IT FLY!" 16. Go up to someone with an extremely serious face, then say "I have something very important to give you" poke them and run away laughing gleefully. 17. You dress up as Batman and have a friend as Robin. Then run around singing the Batman theme song and yelling "TO THE BATMOBILE!" 18. Repost this on your wall and add your own ways to be weird!!!!! :D FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this. music I like: three days grace paramore evanescence party music (dependoo fighters muse yadda yadda yadda Lol,wait are you really reading EMI'S BANANA PHONE 1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY One pound fish 2) WHAT WOULPERSONALITY? Mahna Mahna (Wth?) 3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? 4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? 5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? 6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? 7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? 8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? 9) WHAT IS 2X2? 10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? 11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? 12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? 13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? 14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? 15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? 16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? 17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? 18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? 19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? 20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 21) HOW WILL YOU DIE? 22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? 23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? 22 24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? 25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? 26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? 27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? 28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? 29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? 30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS? fan fictions I'm working on: creatures a twist of reality and a sprinkle of dreams animal I have become (song fic) because of you ( song fic) going ghost heartbreak taken not your usual nativity forever and always The Visitors parings I ship: Jack x Rapunzel Hiccup X Merida Phineas x Isabella Zim x Gaz Dib x Tak Dib x OCs Danny X Ocs Frodo X Ocs Pippin X ocs Merry X Ocs Skipper X Marlene Kowalski x doris Fionna X Marshall Finn X flame Finn X Marcy Marcy X Bubba Marcy X Princess Bubblegum Jake x lady Cake X Lord Harry X Ginny Ron X Hermione Neville x Luna Fred X Oc George X oc Fred x Angela Ferb x Vanessa Monty x Vanessa Lolita X wakko Lolita X Nikko (LOKKO! LOKO!) Wakko x poppy Sam x Wakko Katniss X Peeta Susan x Gale ((Fan fic coming soon!)) More soon! Well, that's pretty much my profile. mwah! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! XD |
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