IMPORTANT

To all readers, I am currently going to attempt to edit all of my chapters. I'm going to replace the old ones with edited chapters.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 of Rebels has been updated.

Sorry it is taking so long. I have no motivation for the story right now and I don't really know when i'll have it again. I'm thinking about writing a Harry Potter story. I have all of the ideas for storys that aren't related to LOZ and I think that maybe if I get them off my mind I'll be able to get inspiration for Rebels again. But I will do everything I can to not abondon Rebels.

Pairing I ship (or one day will ship if I havn't yet):

Legend of Zelda:

Ghirahim/Link

Ghirahim/Link/Demise

Harry Potter:

Voldemort/Harry

Draco/Harry

Pairing I read (whether shipped by me or not):

Legend of Zelda:

Ghirahim/Link

Ghirahim/Demise

Ghirahim/Link/Demise

Dark Link/Link

Vatti/Zelda

Ganondorf/Link

Harry Potter:

Voldemort/Harry

Voldemort/Harry/Lucius/Draco/Blaise (And any just between a few of these guys, It'd take awhile to list every possible one with all of them DX)

Fenrir Grayback/Hermione

Tom Riddle/Harry

Tom Riddle/Harry/Voldemort

Total Drama World Tour:

Heather/Alejandro

The Amazing Spiez: (It pisses me off that there really isn't any fanfics with this show. At least not with the pairing i like... ): )

Alpha/Omega/Marc

Alpha/Omega/Megan

Ok. Here is some stuff about me-

so i'm 17.

I'm a Girl

I live in the USA

I love Zelda Games-but i've only ever played Skyward Sword(i beat it) and Twilight Princess(Beat it)

I'm a huge Ghiralink fan

I love Harry Potter fanfiction as well

Think that Harry Potter and Tom riddle/Lord Voldemort pairing is amazing.

I'm in love with Ghirahim...and lord voldemort...and king demise...I can keep going for awhile but i won't bore you with all of my book/tv/videogame/fanfiction crushes.

I just started writing my own fanfiction and I have no idea where it is going...

A lot of the writers here on fanfiction (and some on deviantart) are the ones who inspired me to write.

I love music and reading.

I love writing as well, even though i'm afraid that writer's block will either kill me or cause my writing to suck.

And now some weird stuff that I like and /or reposted from other people's profiles:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? oh yeah

3) How many houses have you lived in? one

4) Favorite candy bar? snickers

5) Favorite shoes? sneakers

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes

7) Least favorite school subject? Health

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? unfortunatly, 2, had them since i was 5

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? in kindergarden

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. GhiraLink fanfiction

12) Favorite genre of music? all of then, except regga or however you spell it.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Uh...whats that?

14) What time were you born? 7:00 pm

15) Do you like beer? ew, gross

16) Ever made a prank phone call? i prank called the cops one, dialed 911

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? an Aaron Carter CD, as old as the Brittney Spears one

18) Are you sarcastic? all the time, just to piss people off

19) What are your favorite colors? Green, red, white, and black

20) How many watches do you own? One.

21) Summer or winter? winter! i hate summer, too hot and too many bees

23) Favorite color to wear? all of them

24) Pepsi or Sprite? sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? black and silver tracphone

26) Where is your second home? my bedroom, its my own little paradise

27) Have you ever slapped someone? yes, just to see their reaction

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes, when i was little

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 2

30) How many video games do you own? 2 wii's, 2 original x-boxes, a nitendo DSI, nitendo DS lite, an x-box 360, a computer, game-boy color, game-boy advanced, and a PSP...i think thats it.

31) What was your first pet? i had a cupple, uh, 3 dogs, a cat, a rabbit, and chickens. (No i do not live on a farm)

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? depends on who it is that i'm judging.

34) Do you use chapstick? when my lips are chapped

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Ms. Kelly(Goverment), Mr. Guyton(Band), and Ms. Teach(Business Management)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither.

37) Are you too forgiving? always

38) How many children do you want? don't know, love kids but don't want to go through carrying a kid

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? no

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs and bacon, made by me.

41) Do you own a gun? no

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes, but ended up being a crush i got over within a week

43) When was the last time you cried? last week

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? wrote my fanfiction and sat here.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? never been to either. more of an all you can eat buffet at golden corral kind of girl

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? sometimes on accedent in kindergarden and 1st grade

47) Have you ever been in a castle? i wish

48) Nicknames? Lil, lily-bell, Lily-pad.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? i wish! i could mess with them!

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? my old pair of glasses

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? ya, Ghirahim

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? uh, no

55) Do you own a diamond ring? yes

56) Are you happy with your life right now? sure, it'll do

57) Do you dye your hair? my parents wont let me

58) Does anyone like you? Like-like or friends? ya both.

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? uh, i wasn't born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? 2

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? why not? whats not to like?

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My Mommy

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? i choose not to answer this.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No

67) Have you ever eaten paste? ew

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? i was a stripper baby...

70) Ever broke a bone? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? used to

73) Pringles or Lays? hate them both.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? ya, like a month ago

75) Rugrats or Doug? don't like rugrats...not sure what doug is.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? neither

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? both of them are very nice

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes...x(

79) Do you have a birth mark? don't think so

80) Do you own a car? i wish

81) Can you cook? yes, i want to be a chef.

82) 3 things that annoy you: annoying people, my parents, and teachers that keep giving me homework.

83) Do you text message often? nah, i can't hold up a conversation over a phone, has to be in person.

84) Money or love? both please?

85) Do you have any scars? No.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? for the world to invent something that allows you to actually go inside a videogame or book.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? wa-ha-ha-ha! bring on the evil creatures that will give me nightmare! *cough-cough* ahem...yes.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juicy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? L-U-V- Love!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Not a single one

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No. i have colored pencils...

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? IDK, everyone?

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My best friend

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? One of my other friends

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend on facebook

100) Who was the last person that called you? my sister

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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Don't you just hate sterotypes? the bold ones relate to me!

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throatI'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off. I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too. I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up. I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver. i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention. i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life. I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...). I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

stereotypes suck.!

Your Guy Side!

You love hoodies. yupp You love jeans. yes! Dogs are better than cats. no Its hilarious when people get hurt. yes Youve played with/against boys on a team. yup Shopping is torture. yeah Sad movies suck. no You own/ed an XBox. yes 3 Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. yes At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. yesYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. yes You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. no You watch sports on TV. no Gory movies are cool. yes You go to your dad for advice. no You own like a trillion baseball caps. no You like going to high school football games. no You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. no Baggy pants are cool to wear. yes Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. no Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. yes You love to go crazy and not care what people think. no Sports are fun. no Talk with food in your mouth. no Sleep with your socks on at night. no

TOTAL: 12

Your Girl Side!

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. no xYou love to shop. no xYou wear eyeline. not really xYou wear the color pink. yes xGo to your mom for advice. yes xYou consider cheerleading a sport. no xYou hate wearing the color black. no xYou like hanging out at the mall. no xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures. no xYou like wearing jewelry. yes xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe. no xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies. no xYou dont like the movie Star Wars. yes xYou were in gymnastics/dance. no xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. yes xYou smile alot more than you should. yes xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes. yes xYou care about what you look like. no xYou like wearing dresses when you can.yes xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. yes xYou love the movies. yup xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid. yes xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. yes xLike being the star of everything. no

TOTAL:11

You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had.

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up"

-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within

So many girls pretend they’re something they’re not just to fit in. If you are not one of those girls, copy this into your profile.

If you think it’s stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Alternate Names :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lilizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Greencat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Irene Resh

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Heilisco

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Sprite

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iirclce

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sue

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tiger

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Kiss

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): White Hook

11. Your star wars name: (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Heili

12.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): lyixl

- Pick your birth month. - Italic anything that doesn't apply to you. - Bold the five-ten that best apply to you. - Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

Here's mine

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticizeStubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest Does work well.Very confident SensitiveGood memoryClever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha,MoonlightSparklezLonelyUeki, Zeldafan45

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic, teh queen of randomness, Xannijn, Miakoda715, Tefnut Talvi, Beast Boy's Swivel Chair, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, MoonlightSparklez, LonelyUeki, Zeldafan45

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profileIf you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't and never will, copy and past this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Cerulean Queen24, SuicuneLover12,Furyfur,CharmedPokemonMagicLonelyUeki

If you think that they should just give the Trix Bunny some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If your random copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh...)

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.' 7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.' 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.' 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?' 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!' 18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!' 19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair... sob

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. (I hum to myself during school or during passing period...)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Screw cookies - the Dark Side has YAOI!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ghirahim!)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

YAOI!! If you love Yaoi then YOU ROCK!! and you should put this in your profile

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, PASTE THIS

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, PASTE THIS

When darkness calls, I will answer, when my mother calls, I hide...-.-'

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

The most hated people in the world are the one who invented school and the one who invented homework.

I'm not crazy... my reality is just different than yours.

If a video game/anime/movie/book/fanfic has made you cry, post this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile PS. You're means you are, your means it belond to you.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. I am the one that lives on the streets because I am scared to go home. I am the teen who lost all his friends because I told them the truth. We are the couple who can't get the tax benefits of companionship because we are both the same gender. I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret, because I won't risk losing my family and friends. I am the sibling that gets called a fag just because my brother isn't ashamed of who he is. I am the girl that was assaulted behind my school because some stranger wanted to teach me to be a "real woman". I am the Christian who is discriminated against because many of my faith are not as accepting. I am the guy down the street that can't get a disability pension because my partner is a male. I am the man that is afraid of losing his job for expressing his true identity. I am the mother that sees my son come home from school every day in tears because the other kids call him a girl. I am the celebrity that wishes I could tell the world who I am, but I'm too scared. I am the child that dreams of seeing my mum again. The courts won't let me because she lives with another woman. I am the Youth Worker that sees hundreds of kids thrown out of homes because they were honest with their families. I am the religious leader that was excommunicated because I said that God loves everyone, regardless of their sexual preference. I am the woman who suffers domestic violence because I was pushed into a marriage to a man by my church to cure my homosexuality. I am the girl who struggles to get up in the morning because school is so cruel to me. I am the football player scared to come out because I might lose my contract. I am the Christian that can't find a pastor to marry me to my soul mate, who is the same gender as I, in the eyes of God. I am the woman that wants to join the army, but my family won't let me because I would look like a dyke. I am the boy that always wanted a Barbie, but no one would let me have one because it was "gay". I am the adolescant ashamed to tell my own friends I am a homosexual because they constantly make fun of them. I am the student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year because I told my teachers that I was homosexual. One said I was going to hell; the other wanted to cure me. We are the parents who buried out daughter long before her time just because she was "different". I am the daughter, the girl you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having grandchildren and you are afraid of telling your friends for shame. I am the one who can't face her own mother because she knows deep down, she disapproves. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. I am the person that cannot be myself for fear of what others will think of me. I am the person who wants to be treated like a human being instead of an animal. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grew suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the girl who believes God killed my uncle because the day before I started dating my first girlfriend. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. We are the couple who can never hold hands in public because of the disgusted glares that follow us. I am the best friend, the same person you grew up with and told your secrets to, the person you don't talk to anymore because my partner is a woman. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the one who was not allowed to attend church because my "sin" would taint the other members. I am the teenager who gets kicked off an all-girls swim team because I told one of the coaches about my girlfriend. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the one who was shot and killed in a place I thought safe because of my preferences. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson". I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.

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