200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!

Naraku is dead. The jewel is restored. Facing the 'truth' of InuYasha's feelings, Kagome does the unthinkable. In a final act of love, Kikyou gives InuYasha one chance to fix what went so wrong. But is he too late? Completed

Nanashi remembered only Ryo. Ryo only knew Nanashi. Their past began together. Partners and elite swords-for-hire in the country of Rain. But what happens when their past as Haruno Sakura and Hyuuga Neji returns?

The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.

I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language

Daridan: In which Eridan and Dave start a typical morning, and Eridan think about things as they are, only to realize that Dave makes him a better person.

Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.

In that one moment, he felt alive.

Seven years ago, Uchiha Shisui left home in search of something better. Little did he know that one day, his old life would catch up with him in the most unexpected way. ItaShi. AU.

Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.

Naruto shows Sasuke where he belongs. With him. NaruSasu. Spoilers up to 551.

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

Sasuke is not the sort of person who has crushes. Which is why that person is presenting such a problem. :Oneshot, AU, ShiSuke:

Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

No matter how taboo their relationship was, it was the only thing that kept her sane in a wartime, and she could not help it. He would make her through all the chaos, even if he was in Akatsuki. One-shot.

In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU

Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.

I'm going to hold your hand, and I'm never going to let go. I will never leave you.::rated for character death::

It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.

Misery loves company. Maybe the best man win. Shisui/Itachi, Shisui/Kabuto. AU.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

This fic is a parody, so don’t take it seriously by any means. It will be a series of oneshots and drabbles not interconnecting poking fun at things AUTHORS of fanfiction do.

The night Shisui dies is the night it first happens. Itachi thought he'd outgrown nightmares. Oneshot

Itachi's birthday is looking to be the same as every one before it. That is, until his renegade cousin decides to drop in for a visit. *AU, ShiIta, mentioned SasuNaru* *Oneshot for Itachi's birthday*

Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.

Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*

“Kyle, man wasn’t put here to wait. If man wants something, man takes it without hesitation.” Kyle stared as Kenny finished up his beer. “Coming from a whore, I’m not sure if I should follow that.” Slash. Pairings not listed. Rating to go up.

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

They are on opposite sides of a war, and one of them does not know that. :Oneshot; ShiIta:

Really, you don't know someone until you've been inside their head. Things in South Park are usually predictable to Butters, but now everything is not going as planned. Bunny & Style M for later, language, etc.

GxL An agnsty love story between Ganon and Link. A little OOC but what can you do. I'm bad at descriptions but please Read and review Rated M for Tort, possible rape, and sex. Be warned!

A series of oneshots about the sex life of pokemon and humans. I want requests.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.

He calls it Harry Sickness, because the thought of Harry doing this with another makes him ill. Warning: M/M Adult Content. Written in present tense.

Why on earth does Harry keep a jar of peanut butter with him no matter where he goes? Severus is determined to find out, if only, at the very least, to be able to enjoy a night in bed without it sitting on the bedside table, watching them. Twoshot.

Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het

Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

Rated for language. Complete-jerk!James Albus and Scorpius graduated, and James makes a scene at their party. Scorpius can't stand James, but Albus is his foundation. JKR has all the rights. Written for the ass carnival. Albus P/Scorpius M One-shot

Albus has always been normal. Everyone except Harry was shocked when the scandal with Scorpius Malfoy appeared. Albus P/Scorpius M JKR has all the rights. Rated for language, sex, and drugs

Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.

Random thoughts about Sesshomaru, Edward Cullen, and Harry Potter- AND OTHER MISCALLANEOUS CHARACTERS.

What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Each man kills the thing he loves, Oscar Wilde said. That's what Draco's sure he's just done. He creeps through Hogwarts at night to find out. Sequel to 'Unfreezing Ron Weasley' and 'Unfrozen Thoughts', but can be read on its own. Slash. DM/RW. Sexual.

Even dying at the prodigy's hand, Shisui never hated Itachi. In fact, he smiled at him. Walks the fine line between 'drabble' and 'oneshot'. Mentioned ItaShi.

HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Harry and Draco have a mutual fascination. Name it obsession and add a mystery, and suddenly things are so much uglier. COMPLETE

Ron abandoned the Order and his family after he graduated to run away with Draco and take the Dark Mark. Seven years later they are his closest advisors and run the newest operation to break the backbone of the Order. Take their children. DarkRon! R/D

This is Crack of the stupidest kind. r&r anyways please.

Ineryeser is start a new day, But tried to KILL!

RWDM slash...Hatred, curiosity, confusion, desire, resentment, lust, fear, affection, happiness, love, betrayal, helplessness, sadness, pain, frozen, desperation, devotion, loss, rage, tired, numb, hope....These are the components for a...?

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

HPDM, oneshot. Obviously the only way for Harry and Draco to stop Hermione's mad plan to free the Malfoy house elves is to do something even more mad. Warning for crack and horrible song lyrics. COMPLETE

Ron is paralysed and floating. Malfoy's taking him somewhere. What's going on and how will Ron escape? When he can, will he want to? Ron's P.O.V. Slash. RW/DM. Set during HBP. There are now sequels: 'Unfrozen Thoughts' and 'Unfreezing Draco Malfoy'.

Draco has been accepted by everyone but Ron as they attempt to rebuild Hogwarts. He makes an agreement with him: Ron will have one night to punish him however he likes. After that, he has to forgive him. WARNINGS: dub-con, birching, forced blowjob

Post DH, HPDM slash. Sequel to An Alchemical Discontent. Harry and Draco are finally, slowly, coming together, but the aftermath of Draco’s freedom is nightmares, legal challenges, and dangerous political pressure in the form of Charlemagne Diggory.

Rated for heavy language, violence, and implied character death. Vaguely post-timegap. Shikamaru stumbled, but death wasn't an option. Not yet. First, he had to stop Itachi; had to slow the missing-nin down any way he could, at whatever cost.

The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco is tired, tired of his job and pretty much tired of his life. He does not want to go see whatever mysterious thing Harry has to show him.

Sequel to A Potion Named Desire, HPDM slash. Draco and Harry start marketing the Desire potion, only to encounter opposition from Draco's debtors, manipulative Slytherin women, and politicians running for Minister.

DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Ginny said it was just one of those rough patches all couples went through. But Harry knew its source was Draco being stupid. It was time for that to stop. COMPLETE

Ron's brothers decide it's time for him to start dating again and they have the perfect person will Ron tell them the truth, he's found someone, perfect is not the word he'd use. One-Shot

Oneshot, HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, epilogue-compliant. Every choice we make closes off one pathway and opens others. When Harry sees Draco Malfoy at King's Cross, he has a vision of five futures, but not all of them can come true.

The Bladebreakers and Demolition Boys are training with each other against their will. Will chaos emerge or friendships be created. Yaoi. BryanxRei KaixTala Written by Sarcasmcat and Devlinn Reiko: Chapter 11 up!

A sort of fluffy but high tension fic on Shino and Kiba's struggling and changing relationship since day 1. Possibly smut in later chapters. Bad language from Kiba's dirty mouth. :3 ShinoxKiba ShinoKiba ShinoKiba

You've gotta admit, there a lot of similarities. drabble.

Shikamaru shouldn't be feeling lonely, but he is. Yaoi relationship, but just a little fluff bit, because I can. :3

As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co

An expedition journal and audio recording of Fred and George's adventure into the Slytherian House. Target: Malfoy. Why: Why not? And what will happen when they stumble upon a surprising secret? Rated for mild language. No ships. Final chapie up!

The war is over, and sometimes drinking away your problems just isn't enough. Two unlikely people find comfort in each other arms. SLASH!

FE9: Path of Radiance Oscar, Rhys, and everything in between. A 1sentence set about the priest and the paladin. OscarRhys.

A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.

TP Link meets meets up with Shad as night falls on castle town, illprepared for what's waiting for him. Oneshot, Shaink, LEMONY :3

The seventh year of the Golden Trio is thrown into turmoil when a surprise visitor from the future drops in on them. HPDM and HGSS.

FE:PoR Gatrie x Shinon, It was so easy to pretend like it didn't hurt, so easy to make himself believe that the crawl of foreign hands on his flesh was more appealing than tanned, steel calloused ones.

Looking For GroupLFG Richard the warlock isn't feeling himself. Cale tries to cheer him up. The closest to RichardCale slash I will ever be able to bring myself to write. T for light fantasy violence.

Summary: Their first kiss came as a surprise for both of them, but if you care to take a second look, maybe it wasn’t so surprising after all. GatriexShinon.

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Who hasn’t thought about those gorgeous Companions and their perfectlooking Chosen and wanted to do something to annoy them? I mean, they are always so perfect! R&R Please!

Kurama was kind. He was calm, determined, collected, and beautiful. He was ruthless, murderous, dangerous and temperamental. And Hiei loved it. Hiei loved him.

Rin wants to be perfect for her lord, but sometimes, being perfect isn’t enough…

He frowned. Seeing the once powerful youkai deteriorating slowly like this disturbed him. Disgusted him. And yet…Here he was again.

Hiei was always watching Kurama, whether he knew it or not. But what kept him most entranced were those gorgeous green orbs of his. Just some pointless drabble. HieiKurama

Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.

What happens to Link's body when his spirit was sealed away? What if part of him remained, stayed with it, made sure it survived the seven year journey? And what if that part fell in love with the one person he's supposed to hate? Very strange. GanonXLink

Tsuzuki has an eventful birthday, with unexpected gifts, utterly unsubtle interrogations into his lovelife, and a growing tendency to act against his very nature when it comes to a certain green eyed boy. TsuSoka fluff.

His sister is dead, the fool is dead, the detective is a drunk, and he has tried to kill himself. Is there a reason to live? Morbid and talks of suicied.

Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?

Being revised.

This is my rendition of the begining of time a GanonXLink fic. If you are not Yaoi happy then don't read. Mature for good reason! Umm, alot of P.Zelda hate as well.

Ever wonder how to truly annoy a Hawkbrother? Here are 25 ways! R&R please!

Seto can't stop crying.... I wonder why? x3 Warnings: Crack fic, yaoi, OOC, and general weirdness. Oneshot

[Ike x Soren] Mostly fluff. After Commander Greil's brutal death, Ike secludes himself, feeling as if the world is out to get him. Soren meekly tries to comfort his friend. Kinda short, but hey...it's fluff! A one shot. Forgot disclaimer: I don't own FE

Rated for language, rape, and torture KaixTala BL.Yaoi. Kai runs away from his foster home nearly dieing from the cold, but will someone be there to save him? 11th chp!

When the war is over, everyone expects the hero to come down from the heavens, perfect as can be. what they never expected was for the hero to come back broken and blood stained. And the only one out there to help, is the only one noone wants help from.

House declares his love for Wilson like a man should: over beer and pizza.

Kent's in a bad mood. Sain doesn't know why neither do I, actually but he sure knows how to break him out of it! Slash KentSain

They say that discretion is the better part of valor. But for Auror Ron Weasley, a mysterious new case and an abrupt encounter with Draco Malfoy threaten to blow the lid off his bestkept secret.

He hated hearing his sensei's lectures and so he never paid attention. Until now. Until it's too late. Oneshot set after the time skip. Rating for a tiny bit of language.

Sillyfic. Hinata tries to help a pair of allergy sufferers, but Sasuke and Gaara are less than pleased with the results. Not really that OOC for once...

Ron's POV. A broken water main leads to a fistfight in a crowded hallway, detention, and violent shagging. RonDraco PWP SLASH

Rei's parents are splitting up and noone seems to care what he thinks any more. He needs someone to listen to him. Can Kai be that someone? KaiRei, yaoi. Oneshot.

[OneShot]I beat Ocarina of Time and got a crazy idea for a parody. More info at the beginning. xD This one drove Hatterchan crazy.

Tala Valkov is the richest and most popular boy in town. But that doesn't mean he's nice. When he loses his memory and becomes a completely different person, something eerie is discovered about him. Rated for possible scariness!

Kankuro watched his brother with a feeling of stunned disbelief as the Kazekage smoothed the lacy skirts down around his legs, plucking with inquisitive fingers at the soft black fabric. Crossdressing Gaara, a very distrubed Kankuro. Saki chan universe.

KaixTala BL no likey no read! Kai, many partners, never sticks to one. after taking care of a cat, it dissapears. Who is this redhead that turns up? OOCness? 22th chp! AU

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

Shikamaru reflecting on the one thing Gaara doesn't know but wants to and the one thing he can't say. Yes, drabble, yes, cute, yes, you should read it, no flames allowed. [ShikaGaa]

Destitution is never easy and certainly isn’t fun for those involved. Psychotherapist Kai and one of his patients, Tala finds this out the hard way. Shounenai. Please R&R!

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Parody of Spongebob's song FUN. Ganondorf and Link are in the final battle, when Link mentions the word fun. Cue bad singing and FUN.

Brother and Sister. Father and Daughter. Two worlds collide in a familiar place. Four destines are decided in an instant. Welcome to a battle of wills. Purity Continuation.

In which Wilson has a problem, House has a cunning plan, girls hunt in packs, chocolate cake has unexpected dangers, furniture is unintentionally ordered, several conversations occur, and dinner is repeatedly served. HouseWilson, Slash.

Read how Link was born from a horny couple and became The Hero of Time. Oompa Loompas.... Lucky Charms? WHAT NEXT? X.X Totally hilarious! Typed to piss your pants! oneshot

OneShot Death Fic. KaixTala, BL. What if i love you was all you wanted hear? What if it was too late to hear it?

COMPLETE What if what you knew was wrong? What if something happened that would turn the whole Inuyashaverse upside down? What if Naraku didn't matter? What if Kikyou didn't die? What if Sesshoumaru... were missing! AU, S&R, I&K, M&S

After an argument with Tyson and Rei, a shocking secret is revealed about Kai's past. It affects him so badly that he ends up...well, insane. Eventual yaoi KaiRei, rated for swearing.

TyKai. Oneshot. Tyson visits his mother's grave and muses about his life, including his feelings for Kai. Little does he know, Kai returns his feelings. Thanks for reviewing!

When Rei can't sleep because of jet lag, Kai's CD collection helps him discover his spontaneous side... Yaoi, KaiRei.

rated just in case. KaixTala YAOI. Tala ends his relationship with Kai and then Kai forgets about him going out with Rei. what happens after 3 years, and Tala shows up?

When Rei loses a card game, what will the consequences be? Short humour fic, involving KaiTyson, TalaRei, SpencerLee, BryanMariah, and cross dressing...oh, and yaoi.

Ten years after the bladebreakers split up, Kai and Rei meet again, in a health spa of all places! During Kai's stay, they both have to face how they feel about each other, but what will that lead to in the end? Yaoi, KaiRei.

InuYasha's twin sons, Kichiro and Ryomaru are bad...really bad. What sort of trouble can the oldest of the two get into? All it takes is one night, one friend, and one bottle of sake... Purity continuation. Complete

A dangerous band of Rebels is stirring in the Eastern Fire Nation, killing mercilessly. The deaths begin to pile up, the killings inflicted in an order that only they understand. But as the pattern comes to light, we wonder...will Prince Zuko survive?

Kai/Yuriy. The Bladebreakers are being killed off one by one, now Kai is the only one left. Identities will be revealed. Beware! Multiple deaths, retardedness, extreme perversion and Yuriy in leather pants.

oneshot. KaiTala. Tala feels the world doesn't want or need him, but Kai feels differently. Thanks for reviewing!

A really really short TalaKai yaoi. When the end draws near, the two find they have something to say to each other...

A fic for all the Zuko and Katara fans out there! Prince Zuko and Katara meet in a cave one moonlit night, as Aang hides nearby and watches. What will happen...?

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Follow up to Purity, This is Toga's story. When duty and desire collide, Father and Son face off ... Toga is Sesshoumaru's son with a stubborn streak as bad as InuYasha's ever was ... COMPLETED

Bryan beats Tala up. Tala turns to the only person who seems to care. KaiTala. Yaoi.

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Gen-fic. Kai writes a letter to Yuriy – attempts to anyway. Unfortunately, the ticking clock on the wall keeps on distracting him. Will he succeed in ignoring it, or has Kai finally met his match.

One-shot song fic, yaoi TalaKai. And I searched your eyes for an answer, and shuddered at what I found there. As my skin shrunk away from conclusion, that you lack the strength to care.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A certain someone loses their memory, finding out that in the end it may be all for the best... Rating for safety. Finished!

Michael's always the levelheaded one of the group. Or is he? Find out what happens when a hacker on housearrest gets disgruntled. Rating for language. One Shot.

A dark fic. Beware, very short, very dark and very weird fic. Set after the regional tournament. Because of the weirdness of this fic, Parental Guidance is recommended.

Gen-fic. The BladeBreakers get stranded on their way to Russia. The night's cold, Tyson is hungry, Rei thinks he’s the best looking one there and Kai has a pain in the ass, but it isn't Tyson. Then, they find that Max's been hiding The One Blanket.

Rei and Tala haven't been friends since elementary. Will that change when Rei is forced to help Tala after he gets shot? Yaoi. ReixTala.- For Devlinn Reiko .

ONE-SHOT SONGFIC. Micheal feels more and more trapped as each day goes by at the STN-J. A look into his past reveals a lot about him and why he is the way he is. Soon after, he finds hope in a rainstorm and a small act of kindness.