I'm a stay at home mom of 3 and i have been a big fan of this site. I figured I might try my hand at writing and see what happens. I absolutely love Labyrinth, Twilight, and Inuyasha, guilty pleasures that my husband thinks is funny. I am hooked on reading and as my pen name implies I enjoy dancing.

"You were given this life because you were strong enough to live it." - Anonymous.

"A Lotus flower is born in murky waters, grows in murky waters and rises out of murky waters to stand above it, unsoiled."- Anonymous.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. (and proud of it!)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile(HAHAHHAAHA.)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(Mines: "absolutely ridiculous..." me: "but you're not real so HA!")

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile. (I really feel sorry for him. He drew the short stick. He helped Bella while she was all scary and depressed and suicidal and then when Edward came back, she flocked to him like Jacob was the plague.)(me too! and he was so sweet!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. (it was glass and windexed)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (and its sad because thats usually all I get)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Hai aieru, Danzerusa

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever cheered for/heckled characters while reading a book/ watching a movie/TV show even if you know how it ends, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.), goblinphantomgirl (Jack Sparrow, King Jareth, Erik, Edward Scissorhands, Howl, Batman, Nightcrawler, Willy Wonka, Prince Diamond) The Helping Hands (Jareth from Labyrinth, Spike from Buffy, Draco from Harry Potter. Seeing a pattern here? Bad boy blondes? xD ), Danzerusa (Jareth from Labyrinth, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen (yes I know played by the same actor), Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, The Mad Hatter, Riddick, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Hugh Jackman as... well every character he has ever played :D, Fitswilliam Darcy, Nightcrawler),

If you think Jareth makes a mullet look good, put this in your profile.

If you were in Sarah's position and Jareth said you can have anything you want if you fear me and love me and you would say "ok" then paste this in your profile.

If you would rather stay in and watch some fantastic movie than go out to drink and party, get ridiculed by people who do and think that those people are idiots put this in your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum, for how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!