Age: Whatever age I want to be

Name: Sorry stalkers, but this information is not being given. Just call me Psyche (/squeal/ Durarara reference!) or Psychedelic Shadow. :)

Location: My Own Little World. (Of Anime and Cupcakes :)

Favorite Anime: Code Geass, Durarara!!, Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, Soul Eater, D. Grey Man, Fruits Basket, and many, many more.

Favorite Manga: Fruits Basket, Hayate The Combat Butler, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket :D

Favorite Cartoon: Invader ZIM

Favorite Game: Chess (Code Geass Style!)

Hate: People who think Anime is stupid and haven't even watched it, Mao, Suzaku Kururugi, Emperor Quaker Oats (Who doesn't?), and about every other Anime character that opposes my favorite ^.^

Favorite Video Game: World of Warcraft

Favorite Animal: Black Dragon

Favorite Real Animal: Komodo Dragon

On World Of Warcraft (WOW) I am currently a level 73 Night Elf Death Knight on the realm Ravencrest. (Main. I have many others on various realms I play quite often

I am an obsessive fangirl of:

Anime In General

Izaya Orihara (Because of him many phones that come into contact with me have been smashed)

Jareth (this one speaks for itself)

Death The Kid (Symmetry is EVERYTHING!)

Lelouch Lamperouge/ Lelouch Vi Britannia/ Zero (Pure waves of Awesomeness radiate from him!!)

Allen Walker. (Best. Exorcist. EVER!)

My fav pairings:

1.Izaya/Shizuo (Shizaya)

2. Hei/November 11 (This one can be so cute! And it all thanks to the story Shades of Blue)

ONGOING FANFIC STATUS

AS OF MARCH 23ND

LABYRINTH

Still Lovin' You: Sorry guys, but this one is probably dead now...I have a new current fandom! Durarara! /skips off to read more Shizaya fics/

CODE GEASS

The Knight of Four: I think this ones dead...Durarara!! is my current obsession. Writing fics for it mostly.

Tacos Make The World Go Round: I'll get to it eventually...Maybe...Probably not.

I'll Be Waiting: I said I would continue it, but I got a new plot bunny and I doubt I'll get to it. Sorry.

Zero Sama, Who Do You Love Most?: I wrote half the chapter...That's something, right? This one's probably dead now. I have a lot of dead fics...probably cause I left fanfiction for so long...

SOUL EATER

Fangirls To The Rescue!: Yeah...We might write some more...

Symmetrical Kisses: I didn't write this, my friend did. But I hope anyone who comes across it reads it!

COMING SOON!

(Unnamed): This will be a Durarara!! Shizaya fic! Izaya get's hurt in a tragic accident and lingers on the brink of death...Will Shizuo change his feelings for? Especially because he was the one who caused it? And what about Izaya, will ever terrorize Ikebukero's citizens again? Well, we all know that'll happen, alive or dead...I'll finish writing this as soon as I finish watching Durarara!! I'm on the 22 episode now...

(Unnamed): This will be a Soul Eater fic. A sad song fic/ death fic for my dear Asura-chan! [SPOILERS] I cried when Asura died...I honestly did. I glad he continues to live on in the manga~ So far, at least...

(Oh, look! Another unnamed fic..) This will be a Lord of the Rings fanfic. It's gonna be about Aragorn on his 88th birthday, since the series starts with him at 87, and ends with him 88. Haven't you ever wondered what his birthday was like? Well, myself and my friend and fellow LOTR fan are going to tell you! Humor. Probably a little crack XD.

Well, there's all the official stuff...

If you were looking for a nice, short profile you can read in a few minutes...Then you had better run screaming away with a garbage can lid for protection. Or my Evil Zombies Of Doom will catch you and coerce you to read it! MWAHAHAHAHA! Thank you and have a nice day.

Whenever I talk about Emperor Quaker Oats, I mean Emperor Charles Di Brittannia. I give all credit for the name I call him to BlindDestiny and BubbleGumOfLondon. They came up with the idea and for which I am eternally grateful!

Code Geass is the awesomest thing in the entire universe. If you have not watched/read it...YOU ARE DEAD! YOU ARE DEAD UNTIL YOU READ/WATCH IT!!

IF CODE GEASS DID NOT EXIST THEN THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT WOULD IMPLODE IN ON ITSELF!! I'M SERIOUS!!

SO, FOR THE UNIVERSE, OBSESS WITH CODE GEASS!

SAVE THE WORLD!

I like Muffins. I am the Muffin Woman. Fear my Muffinyness!!

Hersheys die.

IT'S THE LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN!-

-IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! (from SpottedStar106's fanfic)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOST MY BAGEL! WHERE ARE YOU, BAGEL?? Oh, it's in my hand...

Loco Koko: I still wonder why they let you out of that asylum
Me: Release, escape...Either way they'll never find me.

-/-
Me: OH NO! THE APPLES ARE DANCING AGAIN!
Friend Who Will Remain Anonymous: I told you, Designia, call the bananas and the apples will go away.
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot! BUT WHAT IF THE BANANAS DANCE TOO!
Friend Who Will Remain Anonymous: Call the spinach.
Me: Can't argue with that.
-/-

I ran out of Random Comments...For now... :Zero Laugh:

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate backstabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(From RimaxKawaii's profile.)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have ran into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart”, you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking .

(x) You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through.

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug (but not swallowed it!)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

(x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, on your head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Here is an awesome poem. Which I give all credit to Shinigami's Brush for. It's on Shinigami's Brush's fanfic, Of Promises And Lies. (Really, it's awesome. Read it. No! Come back! Read the poem first! Then the fic :)

I’ll ride on a boat, a ship of dreams,

To catch moon and stars for you.

They’ll be the brightest ever seen,

Their brilliance you never knew.

When I’m gone, don’t you cry,

I’ll be back to you someday.

When the sky’s white tears fall, why?

Only when the lonely skies are gray.

So hush little boy, don't you weep.

I'll bring silver treasures for you.

They'll wipe away your tears,

and your smile will shine, true.

When I'm gone, your love will guide,

my weary soul to your light.

When the sands of time appear, when?

Only when the silver moon turns black.

Just remember, heed these words,

that black is white and white is black.

The spark is the beginning of grey,

of twilight, of dawn, don't look back.

When you do, you'll soon see, how?

Only when the two lines are blurred.

The future is already written, yes,

but the past is an unmade book.

They'll determine your very own fate,

bound and used like a rook.

When the past has come, a face you'll see, who?

Only when I am you and you is I.

Now a poem by ME!! (I'm very anti-Jedi ;)

THE JEDI HAVE NOTHING IN FRONT OF THEM BUT DEFEAT,
THE DARK SIDE AND LIGHT SHALL MEET,
BUT THE WINNER IS CLEAR,
DOOM'S DAY IS NEAR!
SO PREPARE TO LOSE,
THIS GAME IS A RUSE.
THE JEDI WILL FAIL
THE GHOSTS SHALL WAIL:
"THERE IS NO HOPE!
NO WAY TO COPE!
NO ESCAPE!
NO HOLE'S AGAPE!"
THE SITH WILL WIN AT LAST,
THE LARGE SHADOW CAST.
FOR THE LAST TIME,
THE DEATH BELL WILL CHIME.
NOT A JEDI LEFT,
STOLEN BY THE SITH'S THEFT.
ALL HOPE LOST.
A NEW AGE DAWNS.

Now another poem by me (I'm very optimistic, can't you tell?)!

Bullets scar the sky.
They do this, why?
To satisfy their blood lust?
Or to earn the trust,
Of a powerful mind?
Are they blind?
Can they see that this is unjust?
They must.
Or has their greed,
blocked out the need?
Many people are already gone.
We've withdrawn.
But they keep pushing.
We're cornered now.
No way to run
The sun glimmers off his gun.
Shots are heard.
My vision is blurred.
We'll all be gone soon,
Left to die under the moon.
Bullets scar the sky.
They do this, why?
It's only for fun.
It's just a game.
For the ones with good aim.

Randomness

A true friend is someone who knows you're a good egg even if you're a little cracked. (Like me!)

"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so." -Stephen Leacock (Whom I very much agree with)

"May you live every day of your life."-Jonathan Swift. (Awww...But I wanted be an Undead Warlock!)

"If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."-Mike Ditka (Yes. Soccer is a idiotic waste of time!)

"The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat."-Ogden Nash

"It's a nobleman, a shining example of class." Rivalz Cardemonde. (Yeah, right)

"Vengeance is much more fun to achieve when your target it, at the onset, unaware of your continued existence and equally surviving hatred towards them" -Zero

"For those who kill, prepare to be killed!" -Zero

"Just fear me, love me, and I will be your slave!" -Jareth

"Well? Laugh!" Jareth

"I...I..can't...live..within...you.."-Jareth

"I'll be there for you, as the world falls dooooooown~"-Jareth

Izaya Orihara: Simply put, I love humans. Think about it, humans are the most interesting creatures you could ever hope to find. Oh, and when I said I love humans I meant all humans, not you specifically, important detail.

Victim..er, I mean Random Girl: So then, you lied?

Izaya: You're getting the picture! How wonderful...Come here. /drags girl to edge of roof/ Many people have jumped to their deaths from the very spot you're standing on. It's not really famous for it or anything, but it's high enough that if you jump the fall will kill you. Look! See that stain down there?

Girl: /looks, and starts hyperventilating./

Izaya: Tell me something. You think you are special? You're not. Everyone's the same. Everyone lies, everyone hides things. No one makes it through this life being completely honest. I bet you've got a couple of juicy secrets you wouldn't tell your best friend! So explain this. How come it's okay for you to have secrets but not your parents?

Girl: Well, I...

Izaya: You know what my thoughts were on this? I think if you're having an affair or if your spouse knows, at times you still laugh at the same dumb jokes. You keep eating the same sweet stew. You just keep going..

Girl: /tries to slap Izaya/

Izaya: /effortlessly dodges slap and grabs the girl as she almost falls off roof, leaves her dangling with her boots hooked on the edge/ You see, whatever problems they had, they're just a big old stain on the pavement now. Everyone's the same, no exceptions. All of them, equal before God...Want me to let go? /pulls her back up/ You get it now? Well, I gotta bounce. /leaps over railing/ Thanks a lot fro proving just how ugly and immature you are, it's been real. And just so you know, I don't really care about your problems. /walking off/ I just wanted to see how you handled yourself. You didn't let me down, though. You're just as boring as I imagined you to be. I knew you never really wanted to kill yourself. Thanks again, I had an excellent time MIzz Masunda! /goes out door/

Narrator: She hesitated for a moment. She wondered if she could get back at him by actually jumping. But then she began to wonder if this was the exact opportunity she had been waiting for. Maybe the horrible things he said were what she needed to hear.

Girl: /spreads her arms and falls of building/

Izaya: /smirks/

-Durarara!! episode 2

"I will admit that I am not always right, but I am never wrong" -Me

"NOOOOOO! THE ALIENS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!! Hey, what's for lunch?"-Me after watching Signs.

"I like watching Code Geass 'cause it gives me comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one who talks to myself"- BlindDestiny

"Darn. I guess I am the only one who talks to myself!"- Me after finding out that C.C. was talking to Marianne the whole time. :(

Me: Fine! I'll go to bed! But don't blame me when The Lich King is happily sitting on the throne of Stormwind! Blame yourselves for taking one of the defenders of Azeroth when most needed!

Mom: But you want the Lich King to win, remember? You never do any of the quests that fight his minions. Because you keep trying to find a way to be his Death Knight servant again instead of A Knight Of The Ebon Blade.

Me: Oh yeah. LICH KING FTW!!

Mom: I still wonder whether or not I should've let you play WOW...

Me: You play it too! If I remember correctly, you have a warlock named Brynna. On Ravencrest.

Mom: Yes. And you have Designia. The name I cannot pronounce. And is sadly on the same realm, Ravencrest.

Me: Now you can help me get a Crystalforged War Axe! I think that's what its' called...I gotta go help the Lich King! Azeroth isn't gonna be conquered by itself! I have innocents to slaughter!

Mom: (suddenly dissapeared)

ZIM: We did it, GIR, we saved the Earth. Now let's go destroy it!

Now for some GIR quotes!

I WAS IN THE TURKEY ALL ALONG! I WAS IN THE TURKEY! ME!

But I need tacos. I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...

Must obey the Taco Man!

I loved you piggy! I loved you!

Wait! I didn't see the ending! I have to see how it ends! Noo! :Starts rolling on the floor throwing a gigantic tantrum: (He had watched said movie about 3200 times)

Invader ZIM is awesome!

You know you live in 2oo8 when

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the House for the remote than press the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read the list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read the list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scroll up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(origionally from xiaolinwind's profile)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, Jingle101, LaughAttack101, Psychedelic Shadow,

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If ur one of the 7 percent who would answer, "What was your first clue?" then copy and paste this into your profile and then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,AlleyannaCullen,hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, LunaFireJuggler, LaughAttack101, Psychedelic Shadow,

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "How are you doing in there, Buddy?"

2) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

3) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

4) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then lean over to them and whisper: "I have new socks on."

5) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

6) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

7) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

8) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

9) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

10) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

11) OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.

12) STAND silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When someone questions you, say( as if you're about to cry) "I'm in time out"

13) WALK in with a cooler with "Human Head" taped to the side.

14) WEAR a puppet on your hand and be in deep conversation with it, acting completely oblivious that there are other people around.

15) Place a black box in the corner. Then ask another person if they can hear something ticking. (Suggested by Gifted13)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination!

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and a the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge.

Child Abuse (Not mine)

Drink Driving is bad. (Not Mine)

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink Driving again Not Mine again...

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990, animeprincess619, SasukeUchiha911, Fujin Chan, Spottedstar106, Psychedelic Shadow

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE (Credit to Elevenstar Imrahil)

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them. Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp. Crazy is when you: put five intertubes, a baby intertube on your head, one noodle under each arm, a noodle in between your legs, have a snorkle and goggles on, jump in the pool, and make up a random story about a guy who is scared of drowning at his hotel pool in Hawii. Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero!' Crazy is when you scream "SMEAGOL'S FREE!!" when school let's out Crazy is when you search all over the house for the remote and you're holding it in your hand Crazy is when you freak out about aliens, then promptly admit you're one of them ... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Things I did after Watching Signs (Also from Elevenstar Imrahil)

1. Immediately after watching the movie, I hastily made myself a tinfoil hat.

2. I boarded up my window, and the only reason my door isn't blocked by planks is 'cause my mom wouldn't let me.

3. I confiscated my little brother's old baby monitor. It is currently on my desk and on at all times.

4. I now keep a fully loaded Super Soaker next to my bed.

5. I run around my house four or five times before I go to bed screaming like a lunatic to scare any lurking extraterrestrials off.

6. I try to find at least one book on aliens every time we go to the library.

7. I emptied the pantry so that if any aliens are foolish enough to enter my house I can lock them in there.

8. I demolished my mom's vegetable garden, lest it attract any of them.

9. I saved up for some heat vision goggles in the hope that they are endothermic. ('Cause you're not always able to see them.)

10. I have 'extraterrestrial invasion drills' on a regular basis, and don't mind when the rest of my family gives me The Look.

Also, all of you, read Looking For Group at lfgcomic(.)com

FOR PONY!

And, to answer your forthcoming question, yes, I am insane. No, I'm not in a mental hospital. And yes, you should be afraid :)

-Invader Designia