CODE GYM CLASS

Math

V.V, the math teacher of Ashford Academy, was in the middle of explaining the quadratic formula when Lelouch burst through the door, panting. He was 20 minutes late.

"Let me guess, Lelouch. Did you just came back from a yaoi fanfiction, again?" V.V sighed.

"Yeah...T-That's right..." Lelouch panted as he walked back to his desk, with a limp. He couldn't even walk straight. Sometimes, Lelouch had to admit that being an uke had it's down-sides sometimes. (Haha, get it?)

"Well, fine. You can copy the notes I've written on the board." V.V pointed to the notes on the board he had written for the class to copy.

"1) All hail Britannia

2) All hail Britannia

3) All hail Britannia

4) I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

"Okay, sure thing..." Lelouch took out his notebook, covered with random fangirl scribblings all over it.

"Okay class, where were we? Oh, right. You all suck. And I'll list you 506 reasons why. Okay, reason number 1, you're all about 40 years younger than me and yet all of you are about 2 times my height. Reason number 2..."

Lelouch couldn't pay any attention to the lesson at hand. This math lesson was turning out to be a history class. He decided he was going to take a little nap...

~~~~~~~~ Nine Hours Later ~~~~~~~~

"AH!!!" Lelouch screamed as he woke up from his nightmare. Nunnally had found his secret stash in his dresser drawer. "Whew...It was just a dream." Lelouch looked around him and realized he was still in his Math classroom. He looked outside the window to see that it was pitch dark outside. Frantically, Lelouch looked up to the clock on the wall.

11:57 PM.

How could this be?! Lelouch slept for nine hours, and skipped two classes! This was absurd! How come nobody woke him up?! All he needed was a little nap. The classroom lights were all turned off, and the door was locked. The windows too, were discovered to be locked upon trying to open them. He was locked in the school building until a janitor were to pass by next morning and find him. But wait! He had his cell phone with him! Lelouch eagerly reached into his ass-pocket and pulled out his iPhone.

It still had power left!

Thank goodness! Lelouch thought to himself as he began to dial Suzaku's number. All of a sudden, his phone died. It ran out of power, and immediately shut itself off. Lelouch tried to turn it back on (Hehe) but it just wouldn't operate.

"FUCK MY LIFFFFE" Lelouch yelled as he threw his 500 dollar phone against the front chalkboard, making a loud screech against the chalkboard

All of a sudden, Lelouch heard a cryptic and ghastly sounding voice wail.

"SHHHH!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE THE BABY!!!" it said.

Lelouch's face turned into a twisted gasp as he looked around. No one was in the room with him. He was all alone. Who had spoken to him?

Lelouch was ready to hit the window with a hammer when all of a sudden, his iPhone started ringing, his "Sailor Moon Opening" theme playing loudly.

"That's odd...I thought it was out of battery..." Lelouch said as he looked at the caller I.D.

It was a call from 'Private Number'.

Lelouch answered it.

"Hello, Lelouch speaking."

From the other line of the phone, Lelouch heard a baby start to cry. It had a creepy echo to its cry.

"WAAAAAAAAH!!!" It cried.

Scared, Lelouch smashed his phone against the floor and screamed. He stomped on the phone and sat himself on a desk, rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb in the fetal position before he heard the creepy voice speak to him again.

It began to laugh evilly first, before yelling,

"YOU WOKE THE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lelouch screamed, and then everything went black.

Lelouch was found the next morning, unconscious in the Math classroom. He is unavailable for an interview at the moment. This has been CODE GYM CLASS!!! Your #1 most untrusted news network!

(Lame attempt at a pun on a certain news channel)

A/N - Well, I couldn't really think of anything for Math, since Lelouch is the type of person to most likely pass math with a grade higher than an A+...

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