- - - - - Hello, I am Madame Jeanne. - - - - -

Basically, if you are here it means I have either given you an obsessive comment about your story OR you are interested in my own.

Feel free to call me whatever you like! :)

- - - - - Story Updates - - - - -

Code Geass: Retribution of R2: (Pairing: SuzuxR2) Takes place after R2, the story starts when R2 is awakened by Nina and an archeologist named Dr. Lyons. It becomes apparent that R2 was sent cross-dimension to save dimension R from an unknown evil by the child Lelouch.

Status: Canceling.

Suzaku, the Good Boy: (Pairing: SuzuxLulu) In this cute drabble story Suzaku Kururuugi is a wolf left out on the streets where Lelouch saves him. Two years later, Suzaku is a growing boy and starts developing needs. It's a battle of love between C.C and Suzaku. In the end, who will win Lelouch's affection?

Status: Lazy. B)

- - - - - Coming Soon - - - - -

When the Puppet Comes to Life: (Pairing: ZeroxLulu) A oneshot from Lelouch's POV. Lelouch has always viewed Zero as his puppet. Zero was only a symbol for the world, representing justice. However, one day, this puppet tells him otherwise.

Status: In the Works.

Unexpectedly Unlucky: (Pairing: LuluxHarem) What could have gone horribly wrong if Milly had just gotten Lelouch the wrong size pants for his birthday.

Status: In the Works.

- - - - - Extra Tidbits of Info - - - - -

Email: lyonrave@

deviantART: Lyonflies

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the cannon characters/settings in any of my stories.

Extra Shit:

Lyn-Cant-Draw: AKANE
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Let's take over iscribble.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: As father and son.
Lyn-Cant-Draw breathes like Darth Vader
Akane.: LOL
Akane.: Yes, father--
Akane.: wait.
Akane.: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!
Akane. gasps
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I'M NOT?!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: O_O
Akane.: according to my birth certificate..
Akane.: ...
Akane.: you're actually...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: OMG
Akane.: my...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: your...?
Akane.: Significant Other.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: LEGASP
Akane.: LEGASPY
Lyn-Cant-Draw: WHEN DID WE HAVE OUR HONEYMOON??
Akane.: LEMME CHECK MY HONEYMOON CERITIFCAT
Akane.: E
Akane.: ...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Don't tell me we didn't!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: :O
Akane.: We went to the Civil War, Honey... for our
Akane.: DAMN
Akane.: HONEYMOON
Lyn-Cant-Draw: THE CIVIL WAR?!
Akane. throws newpapers down
Lyn-Cant-Draw: WHICH IDIOT CHOSE THAT?!
Akane.: IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL ROMANTIC!?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Akane.: OH.
Akane.: DONT EVEN GET ME
Akane.: STARTED.
Akane.: WITH WHERE OUR WEDDING WAS
Lyn-Cant-Draw: SO
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT PLACE
Lyn-Cant-Draw: D:Akane.: WHAT?!
Akane.: LYN!
Akane.: HITLER WAS PRONOUCING US TOGETHER!
Akane.: HITLER!!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: HE IS A NICE GUY
Lyn-Cant-Draw: BESIDES THAT UH
Lyn-Cant-Draw: NAZI BUISNESS
Akane.: HIS MUSTACHE DECIEVED YOU!
Akane.: from the very start!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: HIS MUSTACHE IS JUST SO ALLURING
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I MEAN
Lyn-Cant-Draw: UH
Lyn-Cant-Draw: CAPTIVATING
Akane.: LEGASP.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ERWAIT
Akane.: WHAT!?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: CHARMING
Akane.: are you telling ME.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: .. FUCK!
Akane.: that you'd cheated on ME.
Akane.: with that
Akane.: DAMN.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I DID NOT
Akane.: MUSTACHE.
Akane.: OF
Akane.: HITLER
Lyn-Cant-Draw: HE
Lyn-Cant-Draw: RAPED
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ME
Akane.: LEEXPLODE.
Akane.: HITLER...
Akane.: WAS...
Akane.: A..
Akane.: PEDO...
Akane.: U WERE TOO OLD!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: NUH UH
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I WAS
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ONLY
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ER
Lyn-Cant-Draw: 9
Lyn-Cant-Draw: THEN
Akane.: AND HOW ABOUT HITLER?
Akane.: HMMMMMMM?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: HE WAS
Akane. crosses arms
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: 34!
Akane.: ...Honey.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: :--(
Akane.: You just admitted that you cheated on me.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Don't divorce me.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I LOVE YOU
Akane.: Why would i do that??
Lyn-Cant-Draw: WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS
Akane.: ITS ABOUT HITLER'S MUSTACHE LYN!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: How about this:
Akane.: IT CANT GET THROUGH ANYTHINGGG!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: We can renew our vows not in Germany
Akane.: goddammit Lyn one of these days...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: We can have good old Obama to do our vows
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Hmmm?
Akane.: WHAT VOWS!?
Akane.: YOU ATE YOURS AT OUR 2ND REMARRAIGE!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: SORRY
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I WAS HUNGRY!!
Akane.: that's why you starve yourself
Akane.: for the
Akane. slaps
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I DIETED FOR 1000 BILLION MONTHS
Akane.: damn
Akane. slaps
Akane.: AFTER PARTY!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: BUT.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I REALLY WAS HUNGRY
Lyn-Cant-Draw: D:
Akane.: "Really" Hungry?
Akane.: Like one of those
Akane.: I-JUST-ATE-2-HOURS-AGO-AND-I'M-HUNGRY Hungry?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: THERE WAS NO SNICKERS AROUND
Akane.: Snickers?!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: NO LIKE
Akane.: You said you would give up on them!
Akane.: those snickers are NOT
Akane.: good drugs!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I ONLY HAVE BEEN EATING CRACKERS AND JUICE
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Come on hunny!
Akane.: CRACKERS AND JUICE?!
Akane.: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: You know I stopped taking Starbursts into my system..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: CHECK MY ARMS WOMAN
Akane.: STARBURSTS ARE JUS THE BEGINNING OF A NIGHTMARE!
Akane.: BUT SNICKERS?!
Akane.: Crackers and Juice?!
Akane.: Lyn.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I AM GETTING TO FAT FOR YOU
Lyn-Cant-Draw: D:
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I'm trying.. so hard... to make you love me...
Akane.: You just said you starve yourself.
Akane. sobs
Akane.: YOU...
Akane.: LIAR!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: WHY SHOULD I LIE TO THE ONE WOMAN OF MY LIFE?!
Akane.: BECAUSE YOU WERE RAPED BY HITLER AT THE AGE OF 9!
Akane. sobs more
Lyn-Cant-Draw: IT IS NOT MY FAULT HE SHOVED HIS MUSTACHE UP MY ASS
Lyn-Cant-Draw: D:
Akane.: IT WAS A FINED-COMBED MUSTACHE TOO!
Akane. sobs louder
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Akane...
Akane.: L-Lyn...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: WHAT CA I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU..?
Akane. sniff
Lyn-Cant-Draw: C-CAN
Lyn-Cant-Draw clings
Akane.: W-Well...we can always renew our vows in America...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Yes.. good old America..
Akane.: Yes...
Akane.: Oh wait...
Akane.: Phone call.
Akane. picks up cell phone
Akane.: Hello?
Akane.: What?
Akane.: ...
Akane.: No...way..
Akane.: No.
Lyn-Cant-Draw looks away.
Akane.: Gawd dammit!
Akane. shuts phone vigourously.
Akane.: W-Well...
Akane.: America just got bombed by terrorists...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ... The hell?
Akane.: I guess we can't renew our vows
Akane. sobs
Lyn-Cant-Draw sobs.
Akane. waves
Lyn-Cant-Draw waves
Akane.: O-our vows..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: We.. we can do it in Britain!
Akane.: B-Britain!
Akane.: yes!
Lyn-Cant-Draw phone vibrates.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: .. weird
Akane. looks away
Lyn-Cant-Draw checks text messages.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Fuck!
Akane. looks back
Akane.: What is it, Lyn?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Britain was taken over by the American terroists.
Akane.: ...
Akane. begins sobbing again
Lyn-Cant-Draw: THEY ARE SPREADING AROUND THE WORLD
Lyn-Cant-Draw holds Akane
Akane.: N-NO!
Akane.: N-N-NOT AIDS!
Akane. clings on sobbing
Akane. sniffs
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Don't worry honey.. we.. we will hide in.. Canada.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: YEAH
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Canda!
Akane.: C-C-Canada!!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Canada
Akane. phone vibrates this time
Lyn-Cant-Draw looks away shyly.
Akane.: My friend Gordy...
Akane. picks up
Akane.: Hello?
Akane.: Yes?
Akane.: ...Ahhh
Akane.: Okay.
Akane. covers phone thing and looks at Lyn
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Is it bad?
Akane.: my friend can let us stay at her plac--
Akane. hears screaming over the phone
Akane.: G-Gordy?!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: OH GOD! NOT GORDY TOO!
Akane.: OhMaiGawd!
Akane.: GORDY!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: HANG UP THE PHOEN!!
Akane.: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLACE THE CAT IN THE OVEN!
Akane. hangs up quickly
Lyn-Cant-Draw snaps the phone in two.
Akane. turns around
Akane. scracthes head
Akane.: Uhmmm...
Akane.: Her house blew up.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Crap.
Lyn-Cant-Draw phone vibrates again.
Akane.: A-At least its not terrorized!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Twitter.
Akane. shyly looks over shoulder to see
Lyn-Cant-Draw checks text messages.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Gordy is...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: a terroist..
Akane.: is...?
Akane.: OH.
Akane.: HELL.
Akane.: NAW.
Akane. throws phone to side
Akane.: FALSE!
Akane.: G-gordy cant be true!
Akane.: s-she can tbe a terrorist!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: The.. The FBI put a bomb in her cat..
Akane.: Why do you think she spent almost 3 years in Bombing expoert school for?!
Akane.: She needed an education!
Akane.: -Ohhhh.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: They.. they killed her..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: With no trail.
Akane.: W-WHAT!?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Trial
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I'm.. I'm sorry honey.
Akane.: I-I have to take this to court!
Akane. starts walking away
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Once dead.. someone can't come back to life.
Akane. suddenly stops
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Akane?
Akane.: ...I-i guess.
Akane.: But
Akane.: We will not the FBI slide!
Akane. continues walking
Akane. stops
Akane.: ...After we renewed our vows in Canada.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Good.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ..
Akane.: ..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Honey..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Get me the shotgun.
Akane.: N-no..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Get me the shotgun.
Akane.: You remember the last time You asked.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Get me the shotgun!
Akane.: YOU SHOT AN INNOCENT GEEZER LYN!
Akane. starts crying
Lyn-Cant-Draw: GET ME THE SHOTGUN AKANE
Akane.: Would you think I would get you your SHOTGUN!?
Akane.: NO!
Akane. slaps
Lyn-Cant-Draw scrambles to the medicine cabinet.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Pills.. need.. pills..
Akane.: NO?!
Akane. runs after
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Need... control...
Akane.: NO DAMN PILLS LYN
Lyn-Cant-Draw starts foaming
Akane. starts sobbing
Akane.: D-Don't die..
Lyn-Cant-Draw swallows a large pill.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Akane. chokes from getting pill swallowed
Akane.: DAMMIT!
Akane.: You know your ADHD pill isnt need to be taken until 6 PM!
Lyn-Cant-Draw flails like a fish
Akane. face-palms
Lyn-Cant-Draw chokes.
Akane.: Warned you..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Oh.. pretty light..
Lyn-Cant-Draw stands up.
Akane.: Now.
Akane.: Lyn.
Lyn-Cant-Draw follows the pretty light.
Akane. slaps Lyn
Akane.: LYN!
Akane. shakes
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ... oh hi.
Akane. sighs relief.
Akane.: Lyn.
Akane.: Get me the shotgun.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Did you see that pretty light?
Akane. shakes
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Shotgun...
Lyn-Cant-Draw thinks
Akane.: GIMME THE SAMN SHOTGUN!
Akane.: DAMN
Lyn-Cant-Draw: YOU HID THE DAMN THING FROM ME YOU RETARDED BITCH!
Akane.: BITCH?!
Lyn-Cant-Draw knocks Akane to the ground
Akane.: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD SEX WITH HITLER'S FINELY COMBED MUSTACHE!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: WHY AM I HERE?! THE LIGHT IS GOING
Akane. tackles
Akane.: YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE VICTUM!
Lyn-Cant-Draw facefloors
Akane.: YOU MUST HAVE AIDS!
Akane.: NOOOO!
Akane.: SHIT!
Akane.: AIDS IS SPREADING!
Lyn-Cant-Draw: Akane.. there is something I never told you.
Akane.: Yes, Lyn?
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I.. have a dick.
Akane. calms down
Akane.: ...
Akane.: ...
Akane.: ...
Akane.: A...dick..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: It.. well.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ...
Akane.: ..
Lyn-Cant-Draw: I'm sorry...
Akane.: It...
Akane.: ...
Akane.: ...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: ... You see...
Akane.: You didn't try to melt it..right...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: No..
Akane.: Okay.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: But.. Hitler.. he branded it.
Akane.: ...
Lyn-Cant-Draw: there is a Nazi symbol.. on my dick.
Lyn-Cant-Draw: it's.. aids.
Akane. falls down dramatially
Akane.: D-DAMN YOU HITLER!
Akane.: DAMN YOU TOO, HITLER'S FINELY COMBED MUSTACHE!!