Newz:

For some reason, I have become a registered beta reader. Request me if you dare.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

About Me:

Hello people of Earth (and other planets if they happen to be reading this) I am Fishpony. My real name? Well if I had to pick one I'd say Tania or something boyish like Ash. Ash can be a girl name right? Yes Ash is a good name. You can call me Fishpony.

So I love PJO, Hunger Games, Gone and a bunch of other books. Margaret Peterson Haddix is my favorite A.N.G.C (Author Never Given Credit) and I do actually read the classics. I enjoyed Gulliver's Travels, Alice in Wonderland and the Jungle Book. Wait and see, one day the meaning of life will be found in Alice in Wonderland. It's hidden in code between the Mad Hatter and the Cheshire (I didn't spell that right did I?) Cat. Geek Mythology is also a little something I'd like to call awesome! Magic, fantasy, and people with awesome super powers. What more could you want?

Why I hate Twilight: http:///funny-36-twilight/

My pride and joy: http://www.fictionpress.info/s/2843712/1/A_Tail_of_Tidely_Relations

I am a proud supporter of The Percabeth Revolution. If you're tired of overdone Percabeth check out Theia 47's 'The Percabeth Revolution: The Break Room' to learn more. Ask Theia 47 for more details after you've read the fanfic.

Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5760869/1/The_Percabeth_Revolution_The_Break_Room

Another link! http:///about.php

I don't do romance. Or at least, I don't do romance without a good dosing of humor. I can't stand lovey dovey fluff and tragedy romances. Except Romeo and Juliet, I found that very ironic and rather funny. So yeah, romance makes me puke. I actually wrote a poem about how weird most romances turned out. Maybe I'll post it here on my profile.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Why I Toast (Cuz I'm Hungry, Knee-slapper)

In other news, I'm now a harsh CCer. Wow, I have to say a couple months ago I didn't see it coming. I was so worried about hurting people's feelings back then. Why am I a harsh CCer now?

- I just can't take anymore OOC Percabeth, Mary-Sues, NicoXOc pairings, complete cliches, and a bunch of other crap

- Creativity, grammar, and spelling have died

- Total disrespect for everything that's good and cannon

- Chatspeak, pointless bolding, italics on everything that's not sarcasm, underlining random words

In my reviews I will list out all the things that you can improve with your story. If I list more than four you know you've done something wrong. If I list more than six... well I think you can guess. If I do not use a list form for a review it either means your story is crazily awesome or an epic fail. I will finish my review with The End because that's the end of this discussion. unless you want to send a review reply.

So if you're going to respond to one of my reviews please take into consideration that I will only look at ones that are calmly written and use readable grammar and spelling. I appreciate the English language. Don't make a dictionary cry.

I'm looking forward to taking out my inner hate and spewing it onto the trash you people call stories. Hahaha, just kidding... maybe.

The End

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to honor the deaths (which are many)

But they’re NOT mine, so, Collins, don’t sue!

-Claratrix LeChatham