Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...

Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.

A set of drabble one-shots where Zack is presented with social situations that he involuntarily fails in. But he tries, oh he tries, and maybe that's why what he says or does backfires so bad...

Behind every beautiful thing in the world, there is some kind of pain. Leah/Jasper friendship. Post BD. Rated M for language/mature themes.

Sequel to "I See It In Them." As requested, this story will address Sweets' question - "Which one?" Spoilers for season four's The Mayhem on the Cross. Thanks to whatta-u-know for the inspiration for this story.

It’s moving day for the Cullens, and Emmett decides to take a look around the new house. Chaos is unleashed when he finds a way into Narnia.

I figured Iggy doesnt get enough love, so this is a story full of oneshots all about somthing stupid and random that our favorite blind pyro bird boy does!

I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.

Edward tries to help Jasper gain more self control... or maybe he's just got too much time on his hands.

Isn't the title Self-Explanatory? Rated T for language and minor shun of sexual content

This is my collection of random drabbles. Not exactly 100 words. Rating just in case. Chapter 17 up: The childish maturity of Artemis Fowl II. In other words, lollipops.

“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Chiron receives a disturbing IrisMessage from an unknown sender and it launches Percy, Annabeth, and Grover onto a perilous quest. They will meet new friends and make new enemies. Things are changing, and not for the better.

What was life like for the flock before Jeb saved them from the school? This is Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel before they escaped for the first time, and the story of their escape.

Harry wrote to his estranged family whenever he had a child...Here's nine moments in time...One-shot.

Thalia's first summer at Camp HalfBlood is conflicting and frustrating with a lovesick stalker thrown in. Mostly on how Thalia feels and a very minor subplot.

A series of SiriusHarry friendship fics for the 100 Quills challenge. All ratings and genres. Constructive criticism is appreciated!

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

The flock finds a song that relates perfectly to their entire lives.

The inhabitants of Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place decide to play a friendly, harmless game of Capture the Flag. Friendly? Harmless? Yeah, right. Summer of OOTP. R&R please!

[hiatus] Artemis Fowl crossover.