A/N: So, some of these will be funny, some won't. These are all ideas I got in the shower, so some might seem a bit odd, but you know. Just tell me if you like 'em, and I'll keep posting. :)

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"Which way now, Ranger Halt?" The expectant face of the young commander looked down at him from his perch on a roan battle horse.

"There is only one path through here, and it is treacherous in the extreme," Halt replied gravely. "I shall lead the way."

They cantered off, Halt in the lead. "We're almost there." Halt frowned at his map. "Okay, it's left... No, right, past those hills, I'll make sure we aren't attacked from behind." He saluted and the men urged their horses on.

The commander and several of the senior officers behind him suddenly plunged over a cliff. The remaining men quickly pulled their horses to a stop and stared at the Ranger.

Halt turned the map around. "Oh, wait... It was left after all."