Many thousands of years ago I was a blood lusting vampire, thirsty for blood. On my 11th birthday, I needed to wear braces. The braces eventually pulled my incisors in, so I was disowned as a vampire and now I'm a human XD

I live in New Zealand.. Yeah a nice quiet country with heaps of sheep. -_-

If you would like to address me, Simmering-tofu is fine, if you would like to be more personal; Tofu. Stalkers are free to stalk me.

Favourite things:

Hobbies: Fanfiction, piano playing, drawing, anime, reading. (Do I already sound like a nerd?)

Food: either really nice, light, bland food, or spicy food. :)

Loves: (A.K.A) Heh, too many to name... Let's just say I'm attracted to the Byronic type. Evil genius anyone?

AUs are awesome. I don't mind OCs as long as it is not centered around them. Excluding the exception of humour I hate yaoi. Yuri is even worse. Bleh. My heart always break when a super awesome story goes down the drain by going too slowly, OOCs, skipping too fast and worst of all TEXT LANGUAGE.

DEATH TO TEXT LANGUAGE!
Text language is a disgrace to English literature and should not be tolerated anywhere outside your mobile phone. I hate it, if you can't be bothered writing out in full, then don't write at all.

Romance and humor are my favourite genres. Though I thoroughly enjoy crack fanfictions, I prefer a story with a good solid storyline.

To flame-throwers, you are welcome to write flames as long as it about my story and will change it for the better. No, I do not appreciate reviews such as " u smel lyk a pu." or " F U"

Currently working on:

Kind to be Cruel: In an AU CCS world. Based originally off a Japanese cellphone novel I had been writing. I wrote half of it in Japanese and decided to do the translating taboo of writing it all out in English before I translate it all back into Japanese. (Since it seemed to be missing my usual writing style... might be the fact that I was writing it in Japanese. But we'll see how this turns out). This is good news for people because this means I've thought up the whole story before I've started writing the first English chapter. So that would be mean once I start, it'll be regular updates and if there aren't it means I'm too busy to write it out instead of being stuck and having a writer's block.

This story was made because of how quite a lot of male stars (in Asia) are extremely feminine... I can see the caked on make and lip gloss. I can sort of pretend I don't see that but when they wear tiaras or nail art... (Ahem, Hong Ki!) While it's a free world and people can do what they want, I don't like it.

Ablaze:As of now this story is following Naruto canon. I had so many MinaKushi feels I had to let it all out. For this story I write really really long chapters. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing yet. Hur hur. I'm trying to write a narrative style instead of my disjointed (funny) style. And I think the overall tone and issues dealt with in the story are much more serious than other stories I've written so far. Although it won't be a complete lolocaust, if anyone appreciates play on words or very discreet rhymes, I will guarantee you will be smiling while reading this story.

The way to read my works is to either read it in a really sarcastic tone and don't believe anything I write, or take it dead serious and accept the unbelievable. Which ever way works for you.

If, when I make mistakes in my fanfiction, please correct me by reviewing! Suggestions are always welcome. Cheers.