A/N: It's me, Invader Designia, with another chapter to Alanna's amazing story! Alanna has had Writer's Block lately (Like myslef, except my own Writer's Block has lasted the whole summer..), but now she has given us a short chapter!
April Fool's
Part 1: The Beginning Of The PLOTTING!
Kid, Black Star, and Soul were sitting in Kid's room. They were discussing a very important issue: April fool's day. It was tomorrow.
Kid: It's settled then, I'll pull pranks on Maka, Black*Star will pull pranks on Tsubaki, and Soul will pull pranks on Liz & Pattie.
Soul: yes.
Black*Star: I THE GREAT BLACK*STAR WILL PULL THE BEST PRANKS! Just asking, why are we having this meeting in your room and not the living room?
Kid: The girls are talking in there.
Black*Star: Well, that's logical.
Soul: Is that also why you had us enter through the window and not the front door?
Kid: precisely.
Black*Star: KID AND MAKA SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kid: how many times do I have to say it! Only if it was a symmetrical tree would that ever be a possibility!
Black*Star: ok then, SOUL AND LIZ SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Soul: so uncool.
Meanwhile in the living room…
Maka: Ok then, the plan is all set! No dorky pranks, but a real ones.
Tsubaki: gotcha
Liz: makes sense to me.
Pattie: HEHEHEHEHE GIRAFFES!
Maka: you guys know the script if they ask what we talked about right?
Tsubaki & Liz: yes.
Pattie: GIRAFFES!
Maka: Perfect. Watch out Kid! *evil laugh*
The guys enter the room.
Kid: Wow, Maka, I didn't know you had a dark side.
Soul: She does. Trust me, she does.
MAKA CHOP!
Soul: ow! What the heck Maka that hurts!
Maka: I know.
Tsubaki, Black*Star, Soul, and Maka leave.
Liz: Why didn't you kiss Maka goodbye?
Kid: /rolls his eyes/ What were you guys talking about?
Pattie: /playing with giraffe/ GIRAFFES!
Kid: I'm sure Pattie.
Liz: Are you sure you want to know?
Kid: I think I can handle it.
Liz: Ok then! Here are a list of topics for you: Makeup, boys, property of nail polish, occasional talk of giraffes, clothes, tomorrow's assignments, hairstyles, and last of all,
Kid: Ok, I get the idea.
Liz: Are you sure you don't want to know the last topic?
Kid: positive.
Liz: 'Kay, your choice not mine. /smiles to herself as she knows the last topic to be on April Fool's day./
Kid: wait; did Maka say anything about me?
Liz: maybe, but I am sworn to secrecy!
Kid: just one thing!
Liz: well, she said she likes your asymmetrical hair!
Kid; NO! OF ALL THINGS SHE LIKES ME BECAUSE OF THAT! I AM NOT WORTHY OF HER! I AM GARBAGE! GARBAGE I TELL YOU!
Liz: Kid calm down, she likes your sanzu lines.
Kid: /sniff/ really?
Liz: yes, just calm down.
Kid: OH MY GOSH! LIZ! THE PAINTING IS TILTED! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Liz: here we go again…
At Black*Star and Tsubaki's apartment
Black*Star: I, THE GREAT BLACK*STAR WILL NOT TELL YOU OF THE STUFF US GUYS DISSCUSSED!
Tsubaki: I never asked you what you talked about. I just walked in.
Black*Star: Oh. What did you talk about?
Tsubaki: Ok then, here is a list of topics for you: Makeup, boys, property of nail polish, occasional talk of giraffes, clothes, tomorrow's assignments, hairstyles, and last of all,
Black*Star: I THE GREAT BLACK*STAR, HAVE HEARD ENOUGH!
Tsubaki, ok then if you don't want to hear the last topic.
Black*Star: I DON'T! I ONLY DESIRE TO KNOW WHAT WAS SAID ABOUT ME, THE GREAT BLACK*STAR!
Tsubaki: Well, I said I liked your eyes.
Black*Star: HERE THAT! TSUBAKI LIKES MY EYES! HAHAHAHAHA!
Tsubaki: /collapses on a chair, then smiles at Black*Star. /
At Maka's and Soul's apartment
Soul: what were you guys talking about.
Maka: Well, here's a list of topics for you: Makeup, boys, property of nail polish, occasional talk of giraffes, clothes, tomorrow's assignments, hairstyles, and last of all,
Soul: There is only one good topic in there.
Maka: Do you want to hear the last one?
Soul: no.
Maka: sure?
Soul: positive. Wait, did Liz say anything about me?
Maka: maybe…
Soul: I MUST KNOW!
Maka; ok fine. She said you were cute, happy?
Soul: /napoleon dynamite style/ Yesssssss!
Maka: /rolls eyes/Tomorrow is going to be fun.
~Owari~
A/N Wasn't that amazing? It's short and sweet! Please drop a review if you have the time. I likez them. A lot. It's not my story, but I now Alanna likes them very much. And I like to read them, too. Since I give her ideas once and a while and and her self-appointed beta-reader. And Alanna would like to say something really quick:
Alanna: If it isn't symmetrical, and isn't glitter glued, it isn't perfect.
I hope you all enjoyed that inspirational piece of wisdom. I sure did.