HE HE HE, HA HA HA HA, HO HO HO... HAH!

Okay, now that I got that out of my system.

On With The Show!

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA, IGNORANCE AND INTOLERANCE IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY, LESBIAN AND TRANSGENDERED FRIENDS, PLEASE RE-POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.

-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

-I am the woman that was raped by Muslims because I'm not a real person, just a Christian.

-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.

-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.

-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.

-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.

-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.

-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.

-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

-I am the boy who is excluded and beaten because I'm white/red/yellow/black/mocha/freckled/pale.

To put the world in order, We must first put the nation in order;

To put the nation in order, We must put the family in order;

To put the family in order, We must cultivate our personal life;

And to cultivate our personal life, We must first set our hearts right.” - Confucius

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute,twilight-ninja7, Lilyevans90, HGHPlove4ever15, What contented men desire, DarthRevanShepard, Weretiger Marduk, Aftermath man, Bubblezmith

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool,copy this to your profile.

If you know some one who should be run over by a bus,copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this on your profile.

If you wish you were in a different world, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose, THEN it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Kilala26, Konnichiwa Minna, Kin756894, Shadows of the Storm, DarthRevanShepard, Weretiger Marduk, Bubblezmith

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you or your best friend (s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you accept and believe that there is nothing wrong with gays and lesbians, and think that all the people that don't accept them should just open their eyes and get a life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

~~If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!~~

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are the 8 percent that have stayed with rock, put this into your profile.~~

~~If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.~~

~~If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.~~

~~If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this into your profile.~~

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If YOU are the weird friend, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile. (I've never heard of those TV shows in my entire life)

Everyone has problems, things that don't go as planned, days that they don't want to think of again. Some are worse than others, but we just have to remember, you're not the only one. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!