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If you are a Star Trek addict and have absolutely no desire to be cured, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste this if you're team Picard!

Copy and paste this if you're team Data!

Copy and paste this if you're team "The Next Generation"!

Copy and paste this if you're team Worf!

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Copy and paste this if you're team Klingon!

Copy and paste this if you're team Secretariat!

Copy and paste this if you're team "Twilight Zone"!

If you are a die hard Trekkie, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love Star Trek and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you like to write, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Data is the best Star Trek: The Next Generation character of them all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the 50's and 60's were the Golden Age of Television, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw Star Trek XI and liked (loved) it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.

If you love silent movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that silent comedy films have a special quality that talkies don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that 1910 to 1928 was the Golden Age of Film Making, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the films of Chaplin or Keaton or Langdon or Chase or Linder or Laurel and Hardy or the Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the films of John Wayne, copy and paste this into your profile.

LOL!!! http:///videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/27493-the-expendables

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a lot of people seem to say that the A-Team was written by guys, for guys. but if you're a girl who's crazy about the A-Team, copy and paste this into your profile

lolz, this is fun!! http:///predatortools/

if you are a HUGE Stephen J. Carnnell fan, copy and paste this into your profile

http:///site/index.html#/home

MY NEW FAVORITE SONG!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDhBW597Rx0

ABOUT ME:

Name: Julia R.

Nicknames: Lola,Jules,Freddy(people on this site call me Freddy,but I don't mind)

Location: somewhere in the USA

Age: 28

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(male) αиιмαтєd ρєяѕσиα: Mordecai the Blue Jay

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My YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/StarWarsFanatic99

My Facebook account: http://www.facebook.com/#!/julia.reuther.5

A reading of my story My Little AJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5iwj3Gsog

If you are a crazed member of the Doyle fangirl army (like me), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

i also have an account on . i'm a Lycan named Ariana Reule

here's a website for fellow Robert Englund fans:http:///index2.php

IF YOU THINK THAT THE COUPLE KOWEN WILL WIN PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

The white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

this is too cool:http:///fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs_Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

VIDEO FOR MY TERMINATOR STORY:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0TnzwAyIs

i posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

someone else had these on their profile,and i thought they were hilarious! i don't own any of them though:

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

R.I.P Michael Jackson.your music will live on forever!!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, MidnightGypsie,FreddysNightmare1984

It's time for QUOTES:

"why does everything cool try to kill me?!"-Zak Saturday,The secret Saturdays

"your mom's bad science"-Doyle Blackwell,The secret Saturdays

"it may be stupid,but it's also dumb!"-Patrick Star,SpongeBob SquarePants

"hey Eddy,carrots are good for your eyes,can they dial a phone?"-Ed,from Ed,Edd n' Eddy

"live long and prosper"-Spock,Star trek:the original series

"dead or alive,you're coming with me"-Murphy(RoboCop),RoboCop

"your move creep!"-Murphy(RoboCop),RoboCop

"forgive your messes with their heads"-the local weather guy

"hey Ferb,i know what we're gonna do for our lives!"-Phineas,Phineas and Ferb

"success,fame,and fortune.they're all illusions.all there is that is real is the friendship that two can share"-Scarecrow,The wiz

"i'll be back!"-Terminator,from The Terminator

"I put a lot of mannequins in my room in the past, and I still have mannequins in my room, because I used to be very lonely, painfully lonely. You have no idea. I used to walk the streets looking for people to talk to. I'm talking about the height of one's career…. I would walk up to them, strangers, and say, "will you be my friend?" They'd go, "my god, Michael Jackson!" and that's not what I wanted"-Michael Jackson

"Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons".-Michael Jackson

"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe"-Michael Jackson

"If You Enter This Word Knowing That You Are Loved, And Leave It Knowing The Same, Then What Happens In Between Can Be Dealt With"-Michael Jackson

"If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out".
-Robert Englund (Cool movie ideas)

"You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together".
-Robert Englund

"i love it when a plan comes together!"-John "Hannibal" Smith,A-Team

The A-Team quotes:

B.A.: "Ahh! You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!"/ Murdock: "You, you can't park there. That's a handicapped zone."

Murdock: "You should see these bullets in 3D!"/ B.A.: "Murdock, get in here!"/ Murdock: "It's like we're actually being shot at!"/ B.A.: "We are being shot at you crazy fool!"

Murdock: "If you look out the right hand side of the aircraft, you will notice the right wing is on fire."

Nurse: "Mr. Murdock is a patient here."/ Murdock: "She's crazy, don't listen to her."/ Nurse: "I'm calling security." Murdock: "Is that you? I smell gas. Is that you?"/ Face: "You lit my arm on fire!"

"That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your Co-Pilot" -H.M. Murdock

"I got no fear, I'll go up in anything. Except an elevator." -H.M. Murdock

that's all i can think of for now,but there will be more later!

If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

if you've seen the movie 'the wiz' and absolutely LOVE IT,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you KNOW that Michael Jackson is the most amazing performer in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you think Thriller is one of the best music videos ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

if you're OBSESSED with the Secret Saturdays,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you love the Jackson 5 as much as i do,copy and paste this into your profile!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW Within Temptation is the greatest band ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

If you KNOWthat the 2010 Camaro is the greatest,most awesome car in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!http:///images/chevrolet/2010-chevrolet-camaro/chevrolet-camaro-production-2010-yellow-nose.jpg

If you like MySpace,but KNOW that Fanfiction.net is way more fun,then copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.

If you LOVE your GBA SP(Gameboy Advance SP),then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

if you think Bonanza is the greatest western show of all time, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're easily distracted, copy and pa- OOH SHINY!

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01, FreddysNightmare1984

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end, if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile..

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have a insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you think that any or one of the Ghostbusters is hot or even sexy, copy and paste this into your profile.

STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name):Reujulin

OMG, this is so weird! you know the green cat-like cryptid i mentioned OMG,this is so weird!!!! remember the green cat cryptid in chapter 3 of A whole new world? well, remember that i called it Cactus Cat? well i did some research, and it's name actually ISCactus Cat! pretty weird huh? and here i thought i came up with that name myself(guess i can't get a patent on that name,lol). here's a link to photos/info about Cactus Cat(i also call it C.C):http:///wiki/Cactus_cat

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If
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Just
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M-Magnificent
I-Innocent
C-Caring
H-Handsome
A-Amazing
E-Exquisite
L-Lovable

J-Justice
A-Angel
C-Cute
K-King Of Pop
S-Sexy
O-Oh So Wonderful
N-Number 1

copy all that in your profile if you love Michael Jackson!!

If you think that the people of Cartoon Network are being complete idiots for canceling Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fan of Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.

Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand your family, and yet you wouldn't change anything about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Werewolves are waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better then vampires if you think so too copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU!

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you care more about cartoon relationships than human ones copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish your life was just one big cartoon where good guys always win and laughing is required, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think corn is funny copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're arachnophobic copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the color purple copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE A KOWALSKI FANGIRL AND PROUD OF IT.. COPY AND PASTE.

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've seen the colours pink and green and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE HEATH LEDGER AND CRIED TEARS OF JOY WHEN HE WON THE OSCAR!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam, T-H-E OANA, reimihara21, Emerald Penguin, BlackxValentine, FreddysNightmare1984

10 WAYS YO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SECRET WINDOW

1. You get scared when you see a shovel or a screwdriver.

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically but then bite into it, careful to make a loud sound!

3. When you see corn you yell, "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie.

5. You have a fan-girl freak out when you see Morton Salt.

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but made it apply to another person you know.

7. You noticed that I forgot the "oh" in the line above. It's "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a BOTTLE of mountain dew instead of a can. It's gotta' be a can!

9. Even though it's a fictional story it changed your opinion on cabins by lakes.

10 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

1. You start humming 'This is Halloween' or any other song from TNBC and you have no idea your doing it.

2. You go to the woods in your back yard and look for the holiday doors.

3. You want to name your new puppy after Jack's dog Zero.

4. Everytime you see a potato sack you take a piece of string from it and tangle it up in a fan.

5. Your actually looking at the list because it applies to you.

6. Your smiling because you know it's true.

7. Your parents think your going goth because your room is filled with TNBC stuff.

8. You draw either Jack or Sally on a piece of paper at least once a day.

9. When you die you want to end up in Halloweentown.

And the 10'th way

10. Your DVD player broke because you used it over and over again watching the movie.

I suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.

Everyone has a best friend. Human or not. A best friend leaves their important events for you. A best friend luvs you through your whole lives. Copy and Paste if you have a Best Friend!!

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Here are some questions about me:

1. What is your favorite TV show?

The A-Team

2. What is the most recent movie you saw?

'Home on the Range'

3. If you could do anything, what would it be?

be in the next A-Team movie. or the next Henry Cavill movie ;)

4. What is your favorite number?

i have two; 7 and 13

5. What do you do to fall asleep?

nothing

6. Do you hate anyone?

Well, there may be a few people I don't really like, but I don't hate anyone.

7. Who's your favorite singer/band?

SINGER:Michael Jackson/BAND:Within Temptation

8. What is the weirdest thing about you?

my HUGE crush on HAL 9000

9. Are you a bad person?

I don't think I am, but hey, everyone has there own opinion.

10. What do you like to drink?

water,coke,vanilla coke,cream soda,root beer,chocolate milk,orange juice(pulp free)

11. What is your favorite candy?

chocolate

12. Where do you want to go?

California

13. Who in your favorite TV show are you mostly like?

MURDOCK

14. What do you always say to keep yourself going in life?

"if God brings you to it, he will bring you through it"

15. What do you think is really annoying?

people who complain a lot

16. Do you have any goals?

well i'd like to work toward my goal of being an actress

17. If you get married some day do you want to have children. If you do, how many, and what gender?

YES! I want to have one kid, and I want it to be a boy.but if i have more then one,that's cool

18. What is your favorite song?

i have two;Smooth Criminal and Speechless, both by Michael Jackson

19. Are you scared of Horror movies?

no, they don't really bother me. well,some do(*cough*HUMAN CENTIPEDE*cough*)

20. Are you bored from answering these questions?

YES! PLEASE STOP!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (i ride horses, and i'm not texan)

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My OCs

Delinda Elizabeth Locklear(from my Avengers forum)- Delinda is a 19 year old girl who joined the superhero team The Avengers. she is very shy and sensitive and not very trusting of people. her powers are invisibility, the ability to project force fields, the ability to phase through solid objects, and above average agility.

Valerie Clarke(from my 2001: A Space Odyssey story, The third astronaut)- the only female astronaut on the Jupiter mission. she's a beautiful redhead who is extreamly intelligent for her age, and has a somewhat celebrity status for, so far, being the only female astronaut on a space mission. she is best friends with fellow astronausts Dave Bowman and Frank Poole, the three of them becomng fast friends as kids through their shared love and fascination of space and the unknown. Valerie loves Dave like a brother, and is unaware that Frank is in love with her and plans on asking her to marry him. Valerie is somewhat unsure of her feelings for HAL 9000, the onboard computer of the Discovery One spaceship.

here's what Valerie looks like: http:///images/gallery/bryce-dallas-howard-in-5050_400x601.jpg // http:////2010/10/bryce-dallas-howard-hair1.jpg // http:///images/00817.jpg

Kit(from my Kid vs Kat stories)- a pink alien cat that Burt got for Coop so he could have a pet too. she and Kat eventually fall in love and are about to become parents ;)

Lina Myers(from my Secret Saturdays story)- an 11 1/2 year old girl who is a big fan of the Secret Saturdays. one day she somehow gets transported to their world and has many adventures with the Saturdays. and she learns some shocking things about her family along the way!

Juliana Parker(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- a 17 year old who is a major NOES fan. she starts having dreams about Freddy Krueger and realizes that he is all too real. she and Freddy make a deal, and Juliana has to do the worst thing possible. not to mention she's in love with Freddy ;)

Heather Monroe(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- a 16 1/2 year old girl who is Juliana's best friend. at first she thinks Juliana is crazy, but she soon finds out that Freddy Krueger is real, and tries to convince her friend to to break off her deal with him.

David Summers(from my Nightmare on Elm Street story)- an 18 year old who is friends with Juliana and Heather. he's been in love with Juliana for a long time and can't understand why she loves Freddy. he mainly spends time with Heather, and the two of them try to convince Juliana to break her deal with Freddy. David also wants revenge for his girlfriend Brandy, becasue Freddy killed her.

Gwenivere(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum)/Life with an Umbreon)- Gwenivere is an Umbreon who is best friends with Ava the Pikachu(PerryRocks' OC). Gwenivere and her sister Cameron travel to New York to see Ava, and Gwenivere quickly develops a crush on Kowalski. Gwenivere is very kind and caring, but she's very headstrong and likes to have things her way. she and Kowalski quickly fall in love and become boyfriend/girlfriend(then they eventually got married). Gwenivere also adopts an orphaned baby dove named Rudy. Gwen is Rico's BFF. in 'Life with an Umbreon', my 'Regular Show' story, Gwen is Mordecai's friend and she and Rigby don't really don't get along well most of the time. she has a crush on Mordecai.

Rudy(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Rudy is a dove that Gwen and Kowalski adopted. he had a hurt wing when Gwen found him, and she decided to adopt him. he is very adventurous and is jealous of his new baby brother.

Michael(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Michael is Kowalski's and Gwen's son. he looks exactly like Kowalksi but he's black with red eyes, Gwen's yellow markings, and a long tail. he's really sweet and playful and he adores everyone. he likes to call Rudy 'Ru Ru', much to Rudy's embarrassment.

Cameron(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))- Cameron is an Espeon who went to New York with her sister Gwenivere to find her old friend Ava. she takes a liking to all the penguins, especially Private, and is very sweet and caring. she doesn't like it when Gwenivere and Ava fight over Kowalski. Cameron is Private's BFF

Lacey(from PerryRocks' forum, Life with a Pika!(it's a Penguins of Madagascar forum))-Lacey is a girl who is a big fan of the A-Team(PerryRocks was awesome enough to let me include the A-Team in her forum!!). she is really good with mechanics and can pretty much fix anything. she has a big crush on B.A. and she thinks Rudy is adorable. she and Rudy are really close. Lacey is also a character in my upcoming A-Team story. and she looks just like Megan Fox

here's what Lacey looks like: http:///Photos/Previews/Megan-Fox-t03.jpg

Mylie(from my Adventure Time oneshot/upcoming story)-Mylie is an 11 1/2 year old girl who hates cartoons. she is very "mature" for her age, and doesn't act like most '11 going on 12' year olds. Mylie's little sister Jamie is a huge fan of Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, but Mylie can't stand the show. so what happens to her when she gets transported to the land of Ooo? well you'll have to read my Adventure Time fanfic to find out(it's coming soon)

Alyssa Jiroux(from my Shining story)-Alyssa is a huge horror movie fan, and her favorite movie is The Shining. she gets transported into the movie and quickly befrieds Wendy and Danny. she has a crush on Jack, and he has a strong attraction to her.

Kylie Connor(from my Terminator story)-Kylie Connor is Sarah Connor's 18 year old daughter, and John's older sister. Sarah adopted Kylie when she was 8, not long before John was born. John and Kylie are very close and are very protective of each other. when a Terminator is sent back to 1994 to protect the siblings, Kylie quickly falls for the machine, much to John's confusion. Kylie is very tough and headstrong, and she is very independant. Kylie is also confused about her feelings for The Terminator.

Colby Jones(from my Expendables forum)-Colby is an 18 year old girl who's best friend is Nikki(Red Queen Megz's OC). Nikki is Tool's fiance and she and Colby like to hang out at the tattoo shop. Colby isn't very brave and is sort of whimpy, but she stands up for what she believes in and is willing to risk everything for the people she loves. she also has a big crush on Barney, whom she thinks is oblivious to her feelings. if anyone can come up with a good name for the BarneyxColby pairing, please let me know

Carly(from my Gremlins RP forum)-Carly is a 17 year old girl who is Billy Peltzer's best friend. she has a crush on him, but doesn't tell him cause she knows he likes Kate. she absolutely ADORES Gizmo and treats him like a baby. she is somewhat overly protective of him and easily gets worried about him. she and Billy have been friends since they were kids, and are very close. Carly hates Stripe, particuarly cause he's mean to Gizmo. she basically hates all Gremlins, except for Brain.

Rita(from my Regular Show forum and my RS/Invader Zim crossovers)-Rita is Rigby's psychotic older sister.

Favorite Kowalski Quotes:

" Can you think of even of one time I have ever played a trick or even TOLD a joke?"

" PSHH! Don't get your feathers in a bunch, Private!"

" It's a chemical in the brain inducing bliss, highly addictive."

" Always prepared BABY!!"

Surrender is a verb Skipper. It means to give up or yield...oh right...here...I'll do it myself*slaps himself*

" Now this time I want you to be a good goo guy"

" I've cracked the Love Code...OH BABY!!"

looking up at the sky* " SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??!"

"Without friends his delicate psychy snapped like snappyest snappersons, the snappyest kid in Snappadelvia,snap snappersons since snaps photography specialists!"

" You heard the Doctor, that infection did things to his brain...HORRIBLE THINGS!"

" BOOYA!!"

"Without friends his delicate psychy snapped like snappyest snappersons, the snappyest kid in Snappadelvia,all of snap snappersons since snaps photography specialists!"

" I don't know, I am dying to see that catapult in action."

" This is a scientifically engineered hook-up"

" RESPECT THE SCIENCE!"

" Wow, we are really good looking...*all three Kowalski's*...Mmhhmmmm!"

" You've got to stop me!"

" BOOMSHAKANAH!"

" Easy, Kowalski, easy..."

" Commence Operation...get Skipper out of the locked van?"

" Okay, let's get stupid!"

" It hurts! It hurts so bad!!"

" FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"

" OH, BABY!"

" I said, yo! As in yo I am down with that!"

"So wild, so free, and I know I can tame her!"

" Oh Mama, it's got me, oh boy!"

"Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact."

Top ten annoying questions to ask yourself:

1. What do you enjoy doing on the internet?

A: I like to go on Fanfiction and listen to music on youtube while doing that, and RP with Perry

2. What is the most laziest thing you do?

A: Go on the laptop all day

3. What animal do you think you represent?

A: Horse

4. Out of all your OC's who do you think is the cutest?

A: Either Gwen or Cameron

5. What is the WORST thing on earth?

A: that huge oil spill

6. If you could be ruler of earth for a day, what would you change?

A: Animal abuse to be stopped and world peace!! XD

7. If one of your OC's could get married to a character from POM, who would it be?

A: Gwen, DUH!! she'd marry Kowalski. oh wait, SHE ALREADY DID!!!!!!! *Pounds jealously on couch*

8. If you could hug and get hugged back by a character who would it be? (I think I know the answer)

A: KOWALSKI!!!!!!

9. Do you think people should copy and paste this?

A: If they don't wanna anyway...

10. If life is hard for you, what do you wanna change to?

A: I WANNA CHANGE INTO A HORSE AND RUN FREE WITH THE MUSTANGS!!

11. If you could meet 3 celebrities, who would they be?

1. Henry Cavill

2. Bruce Willis

3. Liam Neeson

there are SO many more celebs i'd like to meet XD

12. You do realize that you have 12 Q's instead of 10 right?

A: Yeah, I know, Buwahahahaha

this is so sweet!!

When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.

I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.

today i stood beside her at their wedding and watched her sign "I DO"

STUPID LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."]

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer:

1. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3."Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"
4. "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. "Are You Andy or Barney?"
6. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. "I pay your salary!
9. "Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. "I was trying to keep up with traffic." When the cop says that there are no other cars, reply with: "Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are."
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

New Durex condom slogan's:

1.cover your stump before you hump.
2.dont be a loner, cover your boner
3. if you think she's spunky cover your monkey
4. dont be a fool, Cover your tool
5Wrap your bait before you mate
6. plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
7. package your meat for a real nice treat
8. rap that wanger before you bang her
9.if your nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle

lol, I got this from the movie The Hot Chick... SO FYUNNY!! XD

Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace, they will do anything to get to second BASEball BASEball he thinks he's gonna score, if you let him go all the way then you are a HORniculterist studies flowers, geologists study rocks, the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his COCKroaches beetles, butterflies and bugs, the only thing that makes him happier is a giant pair of JUGGlers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck! Only thing a guy wants to do is forget it no such luck

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to highschool football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (As long as they aren't showing my underwear O_O)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE Star Wars!! and Star Trek XD)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shoer, get dresses, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7

I saw that coming :P

'Likes' from Facebook that were so funny, i HAD to put them here :P

Roses are red, violets are blue.' That's what they say, but it just isn't true, Because Roses are red, and apples are too, But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not, we defile it. But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme 'violet

A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"
The man said, "What little girl?!"
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"
The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"
The officer smiled and said, "...There's the little girl."

Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.
Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!

PARENT: "We need to talk... "
ME: *Million things run through mind… Was it...Im dead for sure*
PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."

(Crush steals food)
Heyy! (flirty push)
(Regular person steals food)
YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD B*TCH!
(punches them)

There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a c0ndom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a p*nis"

Remember children , if strangers offer you drugs ... You thank them , cause that sh*ts expensive .

son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
dad: "No, why?"
son: "because, the maid told me there... were ghosts"
dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
son: "WHY??"
dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

We all have that one teacher who's always like: "Don't pack up yet. There's... still 27 seconds of class left..

Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students.
Billy:Why?
Teacher:Because when I was your age I was told if I make ugly faces it will stay that way.
Billy: Well I can see you didn't listen.

Sad Story: One day a boy got a girl a teddy bear, but she wanted a ring instead, so in anger she threw it into the road, immediately he ran after it and got hit by a car and died, at his funeral she hugged the teddy bear and the machine inside said;
"Will you marry me?"

How to Annoy Pizza Hut
You: Hello is this Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut: Why yes, what can we do for you?
You: Could you give me the number for Domino's?

doctor: congratulations your having twins:D
(blonde starts to cry)
doctor: are you not happy?:/
blonde:i am, but i dont no who the second father is:(...

Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
Dad: What's this about?
Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
meant to be for Jim.
Dad: Oh.
Girl: Yeahhh...
Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

I was in a store, and I put the shirt up on the counter.
The lady asks: "You gonna buy that?"
"No, I'm gonna ... steal it. I just thought I should tell you first."

Life isn't an iPod to listen to your favorite songs. It's a radio, adjust yourself to enjoy whatever comes in it

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these 5 things:
1) Walked in to a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, remembered.
2) When You were younger, drew the sun on the corner of the page
3) When you were little, you thought the actual shape of a heart was *insert less than sign and the number 3 here. stupid FF wouldn't let it show up for some reason*
4) Closed the fridge door really slowly, just to see when the light went off
5) Tried to Balance the light switch between ON and OFF.

kids:Are we home yet? Are we home yet?
parents: If you kids don't keep quite, I'm turning this car back around.
kids:
parents:
kids:So? Were going back to Disneyland?
parents:
kids: Yayy!

Me During My Math Class
40% Think About Him
20% Doodle On My Paper
10% Stare Into Space
10% Observe What People Are Wearing
9% Go To The Bathroom
5% Do Homework From Other Class
5 Through My Backpack
1% Learn

Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald !
Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

Boyfriend: Calm down!, I wasn't really serious!
Girlfriend: Don't make me mad, then tell me to calm down, Thats like stabbing someone and then wondering why they're bleeding

Wanna blow your mind? What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the ... longest prank in History ?

"Hey, you're not allowed to fish here!" "Me? I'm not fishing. I'm teaching my worm to swim."

Adele might set fire to the rain, but spongebob can make campfire underwater

Me: Can I have a glass of cola
Waitress: Will diet pepsi do?
Me: Nevermind, Can I have a glass of lemonade
Waitress: Sure*gives a glass of 7-up*
Me: this is 7-up...
Waitress: Oh it's the same, just a little different
(after meal)
Waitress: Will you pay by cash or card
Me: Will monoply money do
Waitress: ermm...no
Me: Oh it's the same, just a little diffrerent
Waitress: ...
Burrned

Dear Period,
Thank you for reminding me, for the 9th time this year that i am not pregnant.
Even though i am a virgin.
Thank you for vomiting out blood whenever you like and punching me in the stomach for your wrong doings.
Its an absolute pleasure having you once a month, if you can see my sarcasm.
I really and truly hate you.
Love your unfortunate victim
Girl.

that moment when you walk through a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.

Dear automatic flushing toilet, i appreciate the enthusiasm... but i wasn't finished yet.

Why do we sleep in church,

but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to Gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,

yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,

but bar and club numbers growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?

80 % of you won't repost this.

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant r...eturned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

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(Merridew of course ;D)

Put in bold those that are true for you:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.