Chapter Seven: iGive Random Suggestions

This was simply for humor.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly and the names are simply random or I found them online.

"Colby and Jack?" I suggested watching Spencer unlock the door. By the glare I got I took it was a no. "Ham and Spam?"

He shoved me inside "Let's get you feed and quick before you get anymore baby name ideas."

"Why would she be thinking of baby names?" Carly and Freddie were sitting on the couch in front of a movie that was now streaming credits.

Well, this was one way to tell them. I had been racking my brain with possibilities and they all seemed lame so I took the open opportunity and just blurted out in one breath. "Carly, Freddie. Spencer and I are having twins and we are naming them LemonJello and OrangeJello." I bent down and helped myself to a handful of popcorn.

"We are not naming them that," Spencer shook his head, "but the rest is true. Sam's pregnant and I'm the father."

The two love birds just sat there with their mouths open.

I waved my hands in front of them, "Hello? Guys? You shouldn't hold your mouths open like that bugs could crawl in."

"You're having a baby?" Carly exclaimed.

"Babies," Freddie corrected. "Err…congratulations. You two look happy, so I'm assuming everything's okay?"

Jumping forward I hugged the tech nerd, "Everything's wonderful! Mark is in jail, the police are for once on my side and I'm having twins with Spencer. What's better yet is that no one at school has to find out. It's March and I'm only a month in, I'll barely be showing come graduation."

My friends just shook their heads at me as I bounced toward the kitchen to get a bottle of water.

"She's been bubbly like that all the way home," Spencer laughed, "Keep an eye on her while I use the bathroom."

When Spencer was out of ear shot I turned to them, "Okay, you guys wanna have some fun with Spencer?"

Carly shrugged, "Sure. Sounds good."

"Okay, so all the way home I've been coming up with random names for the babies. All food related since I'm starving, eating for three now you know."

Freddie inquired, "Names like…"

"Mac and Cheese. Pepperoni and Cheese. Spaghetti and Taco. Fish and Chips. Peanut Butter and Jelly…you get the idea. His reactions are hilarious! So any weird name combos that you too can think of blurt them out. Oh! Here he comes!"

Carly started, "Hey, I'm going to be an aunt! How about Denise and Denephew?"

Spencer glared at his sister, "Don't encourage her!"

"If one is like Sam and the other is like Spencer, how about Good Twin and Evil Twin?" Nice one Freddork.

"Luke and Darth?"

"Jekyll and Hyde?"

"Jennifer and Angelina?"

"Edward and Bella?"

"Jacob and Bella?"

"Zach and Cody?"

"Mary Kate and Ashley?"

"Clark and Kent?"

At last Spencer caved, "Bob and not Bob?"