TEP Reduxhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for South Park. Hi there! Several years ago (2006-09ish), I was a prolific author on this site. I used the nom de plume The English Professor, under which I exclusively wrote South Park FF; those of you who were on the site back then might remember me. In addition to writing, I also administered a C2, which contained my favorite South Park stories from that period in my life. After I deactivated my old account, I also deleted my stories, and they are unfortunately unrecoverable. (Womp womp.) Anyway, now I’m back, taking a stab at writing again. You may also find my new stories on my AO3 page. Wanna know more? Just shoot me a PM. I love talking about writing (mine and others'), South Park, life, love, and pretty much everything else under the sun. Cheers! UPDATE: Clearly, I have not updated "A Life of Style" in several months. First, time got away from me last summer, and then some craziness happened at the end of August, and I had to put my writing completely on hold while I picked up the pieces of my fractured personal life. That said, I have not given up on this story. For a variety of reasons, though, I am re-evaluating when and how I want to finish it. Because I am so out of practice writing, I may leave this one shelved for a bit longer and try my hand at other stories I've been considering. |
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Change of Plans by Risafi reviews
So its time for a change of plans. Stan Marsh and Craig Tucker have been convinced to thinking they could walk in each other's shoes and no one would notice...(updated pairs) CraigxKyle, StanxBebe, implications of past StanxKyle and StanxWendy. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,945 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
Pulling Mussels by SekritOMG reviews
When Craig moves back to South Park following a bad breakup, he intends on living a life of solitude. He should have expected that South Park, and its residents, have a way of dragging you back in.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Revelations by scarylolita reviews
Craig doesn't know what he wants in life so he accepts everything that's handed to him - whether it's good or bad. After being blackmailed by Kenny, he's unable to stop the endless cycle that follows. Red knows something is up, but she can't seem to get her boyfriend to be honest. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Red - Complete
Membrain by fallingwthstyle reviews
Stan is a handful of months from his 30th birthday and hates his life and being an adult. He would give anything to go back to those simpler days when he was a child, fix a few mistakes he made along the way, and most of all relive it and pay more attention this time. One strange night, he gets the chance to. COMPLETE. Originally written for the 2014 South Park Big Bang.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Toward the End of Time by hollycomb reviews
Kyle is back in South Park for Thanksgiving. Stan gets in touch, as usual.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
An Extended Metaphor by SekritOMG reviews
In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Real Boys reviews
Imagine you are a doll. You see the world through button eyes but desperately want to be real. You want to be loved, to be touched. Imagine, then, that you have the chance to experience real life, and the world you encounter is one that is scary and thrilling and erotic. Wouldn't it be fun to play with real boys for once? Rated M for mature themes, sexual situations, and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Eric Cartman, Ike B. - Complete
A Life of Style reviews
After three years of marriage and more than a decade together, Stan and Kyle begin to uncover cracks in the foundation of their lives when faced with the stressful realities of young adulthood. Will our heroes be stuck in the ruts of the tangled webs they've woven, or will love win out for South Park's original OTP? Rated T for language, thematic elements, and sexual situations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
You Can't Always Get What You Want reviews
AU - Seven college friends reunite after one of their own suddenly kills himself. Old fires will be rekindled, and new feelings will bubble to the surface as the group tries to figure out why Kenny did what he did. Some will find love, and some will seek redemption. Laughs will be had, and tears will be shed. Rated T for language, thematic elements, sexual situations, and drug use.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Kyle B., Bebe S., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Days of Awe reviews
It's his thirteenth birthday, and Kyle is finally becoming a man. As the excitement wears away, he realizes he's not like the other boys in South Park, and not just because he's Jewish. As Kyle comes to terms with his sexuality, he struggles with who he can trust and where he will find love. Rated T for language, thematic elements, and copious amounts of teenage angst.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Weight of Life After Death: An Elegy for the Wanting reviews
The afterlife is not what Kyle thought it would be. As he gets used to his new existence, Kyle discovers that he has a special gift. As he wanders the earth among the living, will he use his abilities for good or evil? Rated T for language, strong thematic elements, and mild sexual situations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M., Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
The Limits of Good Intentions reviews
Kyle has fallen for a classmate and proceeds the only way that he knows how. As he works up the courage to deal with his feelings, will the help he receives from a well-meaning friend turn out to be more harmful than helpful? Rated M for coarse language, sexual situations, drug use, and violence.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
