hi! if you are reading this that means you care enough about one of my stories to find out who I am. good for you! there are some things I will not tell you, but I will tell these things.

I am of the female persuasion...I think...

transformers , Harry Potter, MLP ,Marvel,DC, Sherlock, AVENGERS!

PUDDING! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b5OIIOcnVQ copy and past for a laugh, people.

I read a lot so my vocabulary is not average. but then again, weirdness is the spice of life. who wants to be average? to blend into the crowd? I like sticking out!

my favorite shows are:The Big Bang Theory,Once upon a time, Doctor Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony,fullmetal alchemist

favorite movies :secondhand lion, mama mia, hairspray, honey we shrunk ourselves,home alone,mrs doutfire,happy feet,transformers 1,2 and 3,tangled,the princess and the frog,singing in the rain! AVENGERS! and any action movie that is not bloody.

as an avid reader I have many favorite books but my number one favorite author is terry pratchett, with his British humor and dry wit, its fun for all ages!

I hate: mint, melons, ginger, mean animals,mean people, pastel colors,vampire books,prank calls, scary stories, scary movies,smut (my eyes still burn)

peace over and out

(best quote ever!) when I am not reading I am killing,and since you have interupted my reading, that only gives me one option,I hope,for your sake,you can run fast

my favorite transformers grimlock

me grimlock go with you. but me grimlock go with you ALONE!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or doctor who), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.(and twihards)

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-you need to blelive in things that arent true. how else can they become? -death

-i'm not crazy, my mother had me tested! (epic sheldon cooper)

-the line between insanity and genious is very,very thin. (oh so very thin)

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (willy wonka)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",

did you hear about the midget fourtune teller that escaped from jail?now theres a small medium at large!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your cell?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

things tothink about when you are on a tiolet:

If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?(think about that!)
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why is a package transported in a car called shipment, but on a ship it's called cargo?
Why isn't phonetics spelt the way it sounds?
Why Didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Why is Lisp spelt with an "S"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of Coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Thomas Baker made bread, and John Carpenter built houses, what did John Hancock do?
The other day I was wondering, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets to you?"
and then it hit me.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I smell music!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if niki minaj said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you prefer solitude to company, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.(Actually, it depends on who...)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile

Random things:

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox,supergirlprime

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

I am the Girl...
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on facebook or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092,VyolytSky13, Sunmist, Mnnkey Csaw, AkatsukiLover01, Supergirlprime

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a book worm, repost this

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

I have a warped sence of you all

Supergirlprime