Hmm... what do you write in profiles... that's more tricky than writing the actual fanfic. So I'll stick to the basics.

Name: The Super Banana

Age: Still in school, thats all I'm tellin' ya.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Soul Eater, Xam'd, Kuroshitsuji, .hack//ROOTS, FullMetal Alchmist, Natsume Yuujinchou, Casshern Sins, Death Note, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Sukisho, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, Alive! The Final Evolution, Nora: Last Chronicles of Devildom, D.Gray-Man, Bleach, Deadman Wonderland, Code Geass, Doubt, Pandora Hearts, The Tower of Druaga: The Aegis of Uruk, The Tower of Druaga: The Sword of Uruk, Aflame Inferno, Laon, Immortal Regis, Fairy Tail, Midori Days, Mononoke(Ayakashi), Birdy the Mighty Decode, Ao no Exorcist

Favorite Video Games: Star Ocean, Final Fantasy (IV, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XIII), .Hack (all of the games), Devil May Cry, Disgaea, The World Ends With You, Silent Hill 2, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of Legendia, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, Kingdom Hearts I, Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, Digital Devil Saga, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus (seriously, SotC is the best game ever created. I implore you to check it out!), Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Portal

Favorite Het Pairings: Haseo/Atoli, Haseo/Alkaid, Cloud/Tifa, Zack/Aerith(Aeris), Yuffie/Vincent, Tidus/Yuna, Dante/Lady, Senel/Chloe, Luke/Tear, Sheena/Zelos, Emil/Marta, Soul/Maka, Keiichi/Rena, Birdy/Nataru, Wander/Mono, Marluxia/Larxene, Momohime/Jinkuro, Kisuke/Torahime

Favorite Slash Pairings: Cloud/Zack, Cloud/Sepiroth (OTP), Cloud/Kadaj, Reno/Rude, Fayt/Albel, Dante/Vergil, Dante/Nero, Luke/Asch, Emil/Richter, Emil/Ratatosk, Aster/Richter, Sora/Riku, Terra/Ven, Cloud/Leon, Demyx/Zexion, Axel/Roxas, Xemnas/Saïx, Ed/Envy, Neku/Joshua, Light/L, Kanda/Allen, Seifer/Squall, Fang/Vanille

Pairings I Can't Stand: Haseo/Shino, non-onesided Light/Misa, Dante/Trish, Cloud/Aerith, Aerith/Sephiroth, Senel/Shirley, Lexaeus/Zexion, Xigbar/Demyx

Awsome Video Games Quotes:

"The poor dear must've been terrified! She screamed, 'I'll kill you bastards!!' as she fell..." ~ Ion

"I asure you, I'm crying on the inside, simply racked with guilt!" ~ Jade

"I don't know what you mean! I'm so honest and good that it almost hurts." ~ Jade

"The worst thing that could happen is we'd all die." ~ Jade

"Just shut up!...Well, say something!" ~ Luke

"Hey! Huge melons!" ~ Zelos

"Now that we have our new found pathetic value and all, I'm ready to take on the world!" ~ Zelos

"What is this mysterious light that threatens to engulf us?!" ~ Regal

“I simply MUST dissect him!" ~ Raine

“I just don’t have the energy to put up with idiots. She makes me wanna punch kittens.” ~ Gig

“Got that right! Who can compare to my totally indestructable ass?” ~ Gig

“Don’t tell me the bowl cut is becominhg a major trend among the students?! I’ve long feared its revival…” ~ Mao

“Princess… what is the chainsaw for?” ~ Almaz

“No way… he just ate my hair! ~Zack

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Riku, cause DEAR LORD DID HE GET SEXY!! I mean in the first game he looked like an angsting Kadaj with terrible taste in shoes (like everyone else in the game), but then when you see him in the second game, it’s like ‘HOLY CRAP HE’S A SEXY BEAST!!’

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Aqua, what tomfoolery is this? A competent female lead? Simply madness!

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen, waaaaaaaaay too close to Hojo for my tastes. He looks like a child molester too.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion, she just seemed like such a tacked-on character. All the other new characters introduced in the series have had hints in previous games, but not Xion. Its like shoving Kairi in the Organization. She just never felt like a canon character. She just felt like a terrible OC.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town. Great music and outfits, and hello, Tim Burton! I also liked Traverse Town cause of the music. The City That Never Was is also an impressive sight.

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro. I thought the only game where I would have to do a level INSIDE something alive was Devil May Cry, but noooooooooo, and it’s a freakin’ maze too.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Gaurdian Soul. That weapon looked sooooo badass! Plus, I’m a huge Auron fan… I also liked One-Winged Angel but haven't actually gotten it yet

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Sweet Memories, that Keyblade looks so doinky and the noises it makes just add to the ‘oh shoot me now’ feeling it gives me when I use it. Plus its useless, except when gathering synthesis items, and that’s it. Also Kairi’s keyblade, that thing was the most pathetic looking thing… I think im gonna sue Tetsuya Nomura for sexism and FORCE HIM TO BRING KH2:FM+ TO THE U.S.! Wow... got off topic for a second...

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tinkerbell in the first game. It was the only summon I ever used.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti-Form. Its all dark and twitchy and sexy and oh so under-loved. SPREAD THE LOVE PEOPLE!!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SoRiku. AkuRoku comes in close, but I was already in love with SoRiku 'cause of the first game.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoKai. I know its like the canon pairing and all, but they just don’t fit. Its boring and perdictable and safe. No drama, no angst, no depth, just the way Disney likes relationships

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

I consider Zemyx a crack pairing, cause they, like, haven’t ever been in the same scene together. But it is very sexy…

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Dante/Sora. I swear I found one.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Those goddamn fungi. ‘Nuff said.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku in the World That Never Was.

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

With BbS, I think there might be something goin' on between Saix and Axel. But I do like reading them.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

I think he just looks emo. He’s just a bookworm with an impassive face.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I think he’s bi, cause he, ironically, is a member of one of the only straight pairings I like, which happens to be Marluxia/Larxene, although, Larxene is as close to a man as a female can get...

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, I just think she’s misunderstood and a victim of bashing. She doesn’t strike me as someone who would deliberately go out off her way to sabotage someone else’s relationship. She seems more like the generic supporting friend. And she just hasn’t had her chance to prove her usefulness yet, and probably won't, not with the underlying sexism in JRPGs and Disney.

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette, because I like Naminé/Repliku

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Okay, after watching all the trailers and reading up on it on the KH Wikia, here is my theory on the Sora-Ven-Roxas relationship: Master Xehanort did something that was causing Ven to like, lose his heart to the darkness or something, and so he asked Aqua to 'erase him.' So maybe Aqua like, removed all his memories and made his heart into a blank slate and gave it to Terra. Then maybe Terra put the heart into Sora's body (since Terra's been seen looking at Sora and Riku playing on the beach when they were really young), since this has been proven possible like in the case with Kairi's heart. So maybe when Sora's released his heart to free Kairi, he also released Ven, but Ven didn't have his memories. And then Xemnas found him and mistook him for Sora's Nobody and gave him the name Roxas. AND the reason they needed Roxas to help restore Sora's memories was cause Ven's heart had been in Sora's body for so long that it had like, become part of Sora so it held some of his memories and junk.

EDIT: I watched the game... and I was close, but to avoid spoilers, I'm not gonna' say anything

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

The GameBoy one was, but the PS2 one was fun I thought.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Tifa, 'cause I wanna learn how to fight like she does.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Probably Sora, just cause we have similar personalities

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Seeing a black trashbag out of the corner of my eye while walking my dog and thinking it was a Shadow. I swear I attempted to draw a keyblade.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I would just dress all in black and wear my heartless hat. I also want to go as a white mushroom, but that costume would be a pain in the ass to make, plus it would be really hot…

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

“And then, we can go see Santa!!”

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Estuans interius

ira vehementi

Estuans interius

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Seph-i-roth

Seph-i-roth

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Drive forms, the triangle button, and the fact that it just plays smoother overall. No more choppy movements!! Hooray!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner, cause Pence is kinda creepy lookin’

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion, he’s so emolicious.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas, his story has better depth.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora (most adorable thing to ever walk the world (or in this case several))

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel (REDHEAD RAGE!!)

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene (Hmm, generic female or sadistic rapist…)

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku (again AkuRoku comes in close!)

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas, although I support Namine/Repliku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku, duh

41.Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

I can’t eat ice cream (stupid lactose-intolerance), so Paopu Fruit it is!

42. Cloud or Leon

Cloud, just cause I like FF7’s story better than FF8’s.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cloti, don't like Clerith very much

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean, just for nostalgia

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcters as well)

Sora, Riku, Cloud, Leon, Seph, Roxas, Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Zack, Terra, Ven

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

I REALLY want to see a Devil May Cry crossover. I know it would be hard to pull off, but the satisfaction of seeing Riku and Dante start arguing over their hair would be soooooo worth it!! And also a Shadow of the Colossus crossover, it could be incredibly good, or incredibly bad

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel – Reno

Larxene – Elena

Demyx – Zell

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days (haha! got it) and Birth By Sleep, not so much Coded

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

I liked the gameplay and story better in KH2, but I have to admit, playing KH1 right now gives the most nostalgic feeling…

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The yaoi potential and sense of style

1. Larxene

2. Demyx

3. Lexeaus

4. Xemnas

5. Xigbar

6. Luxord

7. Roxas

8. Xaldin

9. Vexen

10. Marluxia

11. Saïx

12. Zexion

13. Axel

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Roxas/Lexeaus? That’d be angsty cause’ Lexeaus would be mourning over the fact that he crushed Roxas underneath him when they were in bed together

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Marluxia/Xemnas… anything with Marluxia is automatically pure smut

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Demyx/Vexen… Demyx would be scared out of his mind! And then scarred for life! And I think Vexen has already molested everyone in their sleep at least once… so yeah…

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Larxene/Saïx? You know I could actually see that working… I think the rest of the orgy would all just assume that Xemnas and Saïx had a fight and Saïx was just getting back at him

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Xaldin/Axel or Luxord/Xigbar… definitely Luxord/Xigbar, because Axel would never abandon (as in; stop stalking) Roxas

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Zexion is one of the more attractive members, but I think just Roxas and Demyx beat him by a bit.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Would Lexeaus be happy if Saïx and Xaldin got together…? I don’t think he would have an opinion either way

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Xemnas/Demyx… The Jedi and the Water Sprite!

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Marluxia/Larxene. Now that’s an odd coincidence. Yes, because they’re CANON (mostly)!!

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Xigbar/Axel, oh hell no! They make better acquaintances

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Luxord/Vexen… I… don’t see either of them being ukes so I guess they would argue until Vexen shots Luxord up with elephant tranquilizer and then rapes his unconscious body (Ya, I HATE Vexen).

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Larxene/Axel, yes, cause don’t some people like that pairing?

13) What would the summary be for, say for an Eleven/Three story?

Saïx/Lexeaus. Hmm… One communicates purely in animalistic grunts! The other doesn’t communicate at all! But sometimes relationships don’t need words…

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Zexion/Roxas. That’d be one tiny fucking baby! And adorable as hell… !!

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Demyx/Larxene/Xaldin – Warning: contains one poor, innocent Nobody getting defiled in every single sense of the word

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Xemnas marrying Zexion… Xigbar would say: “Well, as the most attractive of the original six apprentices, I wish you little dudes luck, and when you get a divorce in a week, I want to tell you that I’ll be busy napping and doing things that generally interest me more.”