Hello.

I'm a rather private person so I don't think I'm going to put my name, age, or the like up for all the world to see. Though I'm probably (sadly) almost twice the age of most people here. At least, it feels like it most days.

A long time ago, in a forum far, far away I posted other stories. It was fun to write and fun to see other people enjoy what I wrote. But the plot bunnies continued to multiply and in my ignorance I listened to them all until they became too numerous and I was swamped under their fuzzy numbers. Growing weary of their constant hunger (mainly the bunnies) and to keep my sanity, I disappeared. It was very sad. I still loved to write though and when Advent Children came out in all it's hot, CG glory, the plot bunnies once again gathered. This time though I knew the error of my ways, put up a fence, and stuck to only one WIP at a time. The moral of this? Despite how many ideas I get for whatever genera I'm into at the time, I will do my very best to only post one multi-chaptered story at a time. It's best for everyone's sanity especially mine. The One-Shots are free to roam when they are finished though.

Anywho...

If you made it this far, well thanks for reading. I hope it's because you like something I wrote. If that's so, I also hoped you reviewed. Authors always want to know that readers like their works.

From 'The Grand List of Console Role Playing Games Cliches' here's a few of my favs. (Though many are really good.)

107. At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

138. After you have completted your mightly quest to find the object that will save the known universe, it will either a) get lost, b) get stolen, or c) not work.

And the best: 156. 'Sephiroth Memorial Escape Clause': Any misdeed up to and including multiple genocide is forgiveable if you're cool enough.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

(Taht is so sewet.)

Random quotes:

- - what the eagle does not realize (in lifting and dropping the tortouise) is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn to fly. ~ Terry Pratchett.

"Dojo! What is Rule One!"

"Do not act incautionsuly when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!" ~ Terry Pratchett