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Of all the worlds Xemnas had ever been to, this had to be the oddest.
He'd thought that a city would be the perfect place to dual with Sora, figuring that the brunet would get worried about all the people, but however, it was not to be... The child had gotten lost in a massive crowd, and the Nobody had decided to take a walk.
...Letting loose a few heartless here and there, of course.
But, of course, there's always a hero and a heroine in every world. Therefore, he was soon faced with them.
"What's your name, sir?" The 'hero' asked, gazing up at him with cold, dark eyes. There was a blonde girl clinging to his arm, her gaze not focused on his face, but above his head.
"Xemnas." He replied in a bored tone, waving some heartless to attack the left side of the street instead of the right. It was getting a little crowded there...
The boy brought out a black note book, scribbling something down. "X-E-M-N-A-S..." The girl touched his shoulder, but he shrugged it off. "I'm working here Misa, leave me alone."
"But, Raito-ku.."
"DO NOT QUESTION ME!" He hissed, left eye twitching before he lifted his watch to view the time. One, two, three, four... thirty-nine.
Xemnas just stared as he began to laugh.
"See! You have just felt the wrath of Kira, you fool! Do not muck up my perfect world!" And he continued to laugh.
Again, the girl touched his shoulder, "Raito-kun... He's still floating."
"Yes, floating down to hell!"
"...Raito-kun?"
"...Yes, Misa?"
"He's still alive."
The teenager lifted his head, cursing loudly as he watched the tanned man float past. "Fool!" He shrieked, however, Misa, in an act of unusual boldness, grasped the pen from his hands, and the note, and wrote down a name.
Xehanort.
"He'll have a heart attack in fourty seconds." She said with a nod, which made the Nobody halt and turn his head.
"Nobodies have no hearts," He said smoothly, frowning at the girl's lack of knowledge, "We are trying to regain them. So, your notebook is powerless against me!"
No evil laugh acompanied this revealation. And, with a sigh, Raito took the book back from Misa, copying the name down, but adding in another cause of death.
Shutting the book, he turned to Misa, watching the heartless leave.
"What did you do?" She asked, tilting her head to the side.
"He left, and he's about to get his ass handed to him by a kid with a key."
-End-